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Pretending to believe in myself on a daily basis. Screenwriter that works in Documentaries. Dog lover (but not in that way).

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@ToneJ0ke
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I love this joke so much
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no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
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who got that one sitcom clip
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@CantEverDie Gets me every time
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I'm old enough to remember when @jemelehill said Trump was a white supremacist and had to apologize to keep her job at ESPN. I think they owe her an apology now.
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Trump made the odd choice to tweet video of at least one person from The Villages in Florida chanting “White Power” to those who yelled “Fuck Trump”
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@nothasanabi @hasanthehun Yeah wouldn’t want AOC to find this gem
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Gotta get @kenklippenstein to do the same with @bethbourdon ’s name
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This is the only Dennis Reynolds’ clip that matters
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who got that one dennis reynolds clip
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@juliaioffe This you?
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@awkward_duck Always gets me
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@bethbourdon Damn Beth, you’re being hella loud right now
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@Genevieve_Marie @janeosanders I think the future of the country is more important than "party success"
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@zei_squirrel Rare Glenn w. Sad what happened to him
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@jemelehill It’s also very telling when a coach like Tomlin, who have never had a losing season, is asked about his contract status every year he doesn’t win a Super Bowl.
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@hasanthehun @daveweigel “Here at this West Hollywood mega-mansion, we talk to one Twitch Streamer that can’t get enough of the President calling reporters ‘Jack’”
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@reddhotriot @sadvil If a woman with an OnlyFans had to give a live reading of her mentions it would be this.
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@JordanUhl Jesus, how does placing fifth in a swim meet get you 500k followers? That’s the ultimate participation trophy
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@BrandyLJensen What the fuck does this even mean
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@Jesse_Brenneman Agree. She was on point here
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@B__Jennings__12 @89JonesNTAF @RAIDERS Motherfucker he IS the source lol
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@jemelehill My man said
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@malenatudi You’re gonna need a bigger box
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@jemelehill Nah we gotta put some respect on the person that caused all of this
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@amber_a_bi @hasanthehun someone has to hold the camera. thank you for your service amber
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Tom Wilkinson was a tremendous talent and he knocked this role out of the park. So sad to hear he passed
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@stunna34 @PFF The fact that he plays the interior, and gets doubled, AND still gets to the QB makes it that much more impressive
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@amber_a_bi @hasanthehun damn, Greek looks horrible
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@teaneill @chrissyteigen And we all know what happened to him
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@BRANDONWARDELL @iamcardib Shooters gonna shoot
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@willmenaker My man is getting destroyed in the comments
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@NPR An “algorithm”
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@ggreenwald Lmao if Hasan is center left what does that make you?
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@guwop When the timeline syncs up perfectly
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@thegarance @chrislhayes Lisa was always woke
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@TerryGlynn78 @AgentBigfoot @CallieKhouri That flag represents nothing but white power. It symbolizes everything the Confederacy fought for... slavery.
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@lucieviri @Phil_Lewis_ If you actually took the time to listen to the 911 call, the woman said, “it’s probably a toy gun but I just want to make sure.” He committed no crime other than being a child.
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@ScottPresler @RandPaul Probably start by getting some knee pads
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@HeerJeet @zei_squirrel @DougHenwood Broken clock is still right twice a day
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@RealAlexRubi If you don’t support sex workers why try and insult others that do?
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@Sam_Vecenie My favorite is when Klay did the same thing a few years back and Steph ended up passing to him instead of taking the shot lol
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@jasonrantz @Sethrogen Just take the L my dude
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@auntiecoley_ Same energy
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@Dem4now @Jorgenlyseng @daveweigel Those leaked documents exposed war crimes that the US commited.
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@ebruenig Home baked buns?
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@hasanthehun It’s a sitcom starring Wanda Sykes about her job as an optometrist
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@jemelehill I'd say there's a 69% chance of that being true
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@hasanthehun The PO Box remains open.
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@willmenaker Movie studios after seeing the box office numbers
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@kenklippenstein She’s going goblin-mode
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@Variety oh hell yeah time to bust out the labor grindset memes
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@amber_a_bi @hasanthehun Very brave of you to travel through Destiny’s subreddit
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@i_zzzzzz This is back when movies meant something
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@bethbourdon thanks a lot Beth
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@bethbourdon Love that she keeps referring to him as “rich, stoned man”
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@jemelehill “You’ve seen her drop hot takes on ESPN, now here’s your chance to see her drop it like it’s hot! Give it up for J Hill!”
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@ambertamblyn Yeah... you probably should have thought about this more before adding Bernie’s name
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@jemelehill You're right. Not an apology to Trump but to ESPN. Fact still remains: you called him out for what he truly is and were unfairly criticized for it.
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@realJoshuaHall @realDonaldTrump Hey Josh you want some knee pads while you’re down there?
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@jemelehill Strange that Tucker is doing a segment on something he’s never seen up close in person
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@pbump @daveweigel Why am I not surprised
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@ggreenwald What is your definition of loyalty? Routinely criticizing a party you vote for? Advocating for more left-leaning candidates? To lump him in with Chris Hayes is disingenuous and you know this.
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@minakimes Hey Mina. First time long time. Quick question: If Aaron Rodgers thinks of himself as MLK does that make Jordan Love Malcolm X? I’ll stay on the line
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@hasanthehun New comprussy just dropped
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@bigblackjacobin Can’t wait to see the “so a woman isn’t allowed to make money?” comments come rolling in.
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@Cernovich @JackPosobiec Said the guy complaining on a social media site
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@zei_squirrel Didn’t Bill Maher defend Milo yiannopoulos even after Milo admitted to being pro-pedophilia?
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@drmcomfort @hasanthehun The clitoris is like a Spirit Halloween. It just shows up randomly and then disappears for a year
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@evepeyser Can't wait until I die and my mind starts thinking of Dril tweets
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@willmenaker I just had to check the replies
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@amber_a_bi @hasanthehun This isn’t the pp vid Amber
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@kenklippenstein This is like discovering your favorite athlete has been roiding their entire career
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@CarolinaGirl_8 @shellygirl2 @TMZ He promised $2000 not $1400, $15 min wage is no longer a living wage, Romney’s child tax credit offers more, and he has the power to cancel all debt now but wants “bipartisan” approval which is just asinine. Oh and there are still children in cages. Not a great start
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@stillgray Counterpoint
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@zei_squirrel There’s a scene right after this where they give a woman an inhaler and only charge her $.50 and she breaks down crying because in the US she pays about $25 for the same medication
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@MiamiPD This you?
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@zei_squirrel Chomsky: “he’s a weasly fucking liar dude”
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@willmenaker They do this in almost every county lock up with first time offenders. It’s definitely torture and definitely encourages the person being tortured to contemplate suicide more
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@keffals @hasanthehun Me whenever someone brings up okbuddy
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@amber_a_bi @hasanthehun This could’ve went in a different direction so thank you for keeping this wholesome
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@wingoz @AdamSchefter Tfw the kush hits hard
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@ggreenwald @briebriejoy @AnnaTarkov I’ve never seen a ratio get worse on the inevitable backtracking tweet. Incredible
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@Liv_Agar Putting Nancy “Throat GOAT” Reagan to shame. Respect
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@ebruenig This might be the biggest flex I’ve seen on this website
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@cfierro714 @jemelehill These workers should unionize.
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@mkoplow @chrislhayes You did this whole thread without mentioning that she probably changed her mind because Israel is murdering innocent Palestinians that were protesting?
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@hasanthehun Hasan out here changing lives and grades
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@evepeyser Tfw you see Phantom Thread slander on the timeline
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@BrandyLJensen How can that be profitable for the western alliance?
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@mtracey "Then I looked at her and said, 'Sous chef? I thought you said Khrushchev!' It was funnier in person, but you get it."
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@mtracey No women gently brushed up against him so he's doing better than you I suppose
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