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Alba gu bràth 🏴 Foody, musical 🎸 sweary at times.
Paisley, Scotland
Joined June 2020
The press had you believing that Sunday was all about England, and then along came Bob to remind you that Scotland isn’t shite at everything…. @robert1lefty .
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Michael Gove: Nicola Sturgeon was unprofessional. Also Michael Gove:.
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Wouldn’t it be sad if this arsehole behaviour was made available to their employers?.
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So, after 31 years being a smoker, I am TWO YEARS smoke free today. 🥳.
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How much would this annoy Trump?. This needs to happen 😂.
BREAKING: Michelle Obama could replace Biden as the Democratic Candidate for President if he drops out to prevent a Trump win in 2024.
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Ooft. I thought this was one of those made up things to make a Tory appear daft…. But no, Thérèse Coffey really is this stupid. 😂. Kigali is the capital of Rwanda… and she actually stood up in Parliament and said this out loud. 😂😁😁.
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You listening Scotland?. Because you will hear this a lot… ‘we can’t afford it because of the Tories’. It’ll be his go-to excuse for fucking us over.
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Man, they just made a new series… bastarding cancer claims another one. Dave Myers, May he be hairy and a biker for ever. RIP Dave.
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If you’re Scottish, and you’re not in favour of Scottish independence, there’s a good chance you’re a fucking cunt. You’ve accepted mediocrity. You’ve accepted you’re second best. Luckily for you, we aren’t. We can, and will do better. Remember when Boris was THE choice ?.🏴.
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It’s a good photo op Suella. You’ll be launching a small boat…
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Nicola Sturgeon stood up there, every single day, telling us what had been decided, what our advice was. Answered every question put to her by journalist. Did not shy away from scrutiny. Based on good science from Jason Leitch. Yoons: Aye, but what’s she hiding!!!?. 🤨.
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Things that aren’t ‘British’. Christianity.Pizza.Curry.Coffee.Tea.Chinese food.McDonalds.Pasta.Chips.Fish and chips.Beer.Wine.Vodka.Gin.Coca Cola.Cocaine.Bread.Hot dogs.Chocolate.PlayStation .X-Box.BMW.Audi.Citroen.Nissan.The Royal family.Potatoes.Tobacco.Tomatoes.Bananas.Oranges.
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Who remembers when Czechia wouldn’t let Slovakia go? Refused to talk about Indy? Told them Czechoslovakia was the only way forward?. Yeah, nor me. They had a chat. Became Independent from each other. Both are doing well. 👍. #IndyIsNormal .🏴🏴🏴.
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Imagine a Scotland where we’ve already experienced the last Orange march we’ll ever see?. There will never be another one. No more flutes. No more Sash. No more fat men banging their big bass drums. Consigned to history, forever. Progress. #BanHateMarches.
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It’s funny, Scottish Indy supporters get called ‘dangerous, divisive nationalists’ by fellow Scots, but you don’t see scenes like these on St Andrews day, or at any of the Indy marches. Just saying 🤷♂️. #Indy 🏴.
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I’m calling for @AnasSarwar to resign. And for all Scottish @ScottishLabour @UKLabour MPs to make a public apology. You lied to us. Shame on you all. Every death this winter should be regarded as corporate manslaughter. #SarwarResign.
📢 Scotland’s 37 Labour MPs were elected on a promise of no austerity under Labour. ➡️ They could have voted to protect the some of the most vulnerable Scots, stopping the winter fuel payment cut in its tracks. ❌ Instead, they voted to toe the party line and impose the cut.
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I’m going to say this for the hard of thinking. The SNP aren’t perfect. They make mistakes. Sometimes bad ones. Sometimes you cringe. But they represent Scotland. The alternative is; Labour, or the Tories. And they represent England. Vote Scotland 🏴.#EWM End WM Rule.
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@theJeremyVine Jeremy… it’s at this point the cyclist needs to slow down and ensure it’s safe to proceed, as he is now undertaking stationary traffic as he approaches a junction.
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Can anyone who isn’t a fud explain this so that fuds can understand?. Why is Independence for Scotland such a problem, when every other country in Europe is independent?. #YoonsAreMental .#IndyIsNormal .🏴
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Why are all the people who are angry about a ferry, not also furious about Ajax tanks, HS2, Crossrail, PPE fraud, and the economy being tanked by the Tories?.#DetestTheTories.
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Last night when I went to bed I was a mere supporter of Scottish Independence. I go to bed tonight as a dangerous extremist. See how fascism works?. 🏴.
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The SNP are so hateful… they deliberately treat people with respect, make their lives better, and don’t take bribes from Russian Billionaires to influence policy, and they do this deliberately to make us Tories look bad!.I’m this close to exploding, they’re so selfish…
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See all the ‘the SNP have ruined Scotland’ folks who don’t want to pay a little more tax to make Scotland better for everyone else?. Fuck you.
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Any Scot with an Israeli flag in their user name, who calls me a Snazi, can go fuck themselves. Being Scottish and wanting independence is normal. Bombing and murdering people, silencing the opposition, .stealing land isn’t. Pretending this is normal, isn’t.
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Everyone knows Celtic are better, but there is so much more satisfaction in beating the Huns. They’re bad losers. And we all love it. Not 1 fan of any team in Scotland, other than Rangers, will be unhappy St Mirren won today. Not one.
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If you’re Scottish and you’re sitting watching what’s happening in WM and you’re thinking ‘yes, those are the people I want to be in charge of the economy’ then you’re mental. Actually, same goes for my English friends. 😂.
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Who remembers when Scotland collectively did not lose our shit over this pale blue saltire on a white strip?
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Hey Scotland. Remember, if you’re thinking of voting @ScottishLabour you’re not going to get a Scottish Party. No matter how they try and spin it. You’ll get Keir Starmer telling us what to do. You’ll get a puppet for a FM. You’ll regret it. #VoteScotland.
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Why are men who claim to be ‘Alpha male’ always dicks?.
The female mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo.
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Scottish man holds Scottish wreath the right way up, looks solemn on a solemn occasion, and doesn’t sing a song which has the lines: .“May he sedition hush, .And like a torrent rush, .Rebellious Scots to crush’’. 🤫
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If you’re Scottish, and you vote for an English party to govern us, there’s something deeply wrong with you. Labour and the Conservatives putting ‘Scottish’ as a prefix is a lie. They’re fine for the English merry go round of compromise, but we can do better. Vote Scotland. 🏴.
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Then why did you vote to remove it?. Make it make sense.
A Scottish Labour government will reinstate the Winter Fuel Payment for pensioners in Scotland.
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You’re a dick. He’s a King by birth. He’s inherited his wealth and stature. And he keeps it because of tools like you who think he deserves it. He’s a parasite. The monarchy is a sham. #AbolishTheMonachy.
@PolitlcsUK God save our gracious King,.Long live our noble King,.God save the King!.Send him victorious,.Happy and glorious,.Long to reign over us,.God save the King!. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧.
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A lot of people are cunts. Some are good, most are just cunts. Your test?. Do you support Trump? Cunt. Do you vote Tory? Cunt. Big fan of Starmer? Cunt. You think Reform are the answer? Cunt. Zionist? Cunt. Support Scottish Independence? .Good cunt. 🏴.
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Narcissists are never sorry for what they did. They’re sorry they got caught.
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Remember: This cunt will happily stand in front of a camera, wearing an NHS lanyard whilst he slags the SNHS off, and never mentions the NHS. He’s a cunt.
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It’s mad how Scottish Unionists expect the SNP to run Scotland better than the UK, with a fraction of the money.
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Are you Scottish?. Do you want lower bills? Cheaper energy? An NHS? Fresh water? An honest MSM? Access to Europe?. Or do you want to pay £50 to see your GP? . Why the fuck did you vote Labour?. @ScottishLabour don’t care about Scotland. They all want a peerage.
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If you see me mocking Starmer for being a cunt. It doesn’t mean I’m a Tory. Quite the opposite. I actually believe in socialism. I’m sick of WM. The cronyism. Which is why I now, and forever will believe in Scottish Independence. Today was the Chagos islands. Tomorrow…🏴.
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I don’t care if you support Rangers or Celtic, Hearts or Hibs, Aberdeen, St Mirren or Morton. You’re all Scottish. Time to unite. Put aside your differences and realise what makes us all brothers and sisters. Saor Alba. Alba gu bràth. A United Scotland will be free. 🏴.
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For all the Humza haters out there who appear to have forgotten this… the golden boy of Scottish Politics.
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If you live in Scotland and you continually vote Tory cunts or Labour cunts, and they continue to treat you like the cunts you are, who’s the real cunt?. It’s you. You’re the cunt. Stop it. Stop voting for cunts. See: history. 🏴.
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Alex Salmond died in an Independent nation. And the nation who wanted to deny his independence refused to repatriate his body. He was shown more respect from the country he died in, than the one he lived in. @UKGovScotland.
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So, as a St Mirren fan, I would take an inordinate amount of pleasure seeing Celtic being beaten every week. But in Europe? Big fan. Like I am all Scottish teams. And it probably cheers me up more than it should to know that many Rangers fans are raging tonight. 5–1. Pumped.
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How would we all feel if the UK centre of Government was in Scotland, not England?.Scotland sets Englands budget, decides what that budget is spent on and can overrule decisions made in England. Scotland then denies England the right to choose its own future. #YouYesYet.
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This is not normal, or healthy. People are going hungry, being dragged into poverty and facing hardship day after day. I’m sorry, but if you support these two clowns, you’re part of the problem. #AbolishTheMonarchy .#DontVoteTory
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When we all wake up tomorrow, on Monday, Tuesday… Ireland will be independent. As will Norway. Finland. Belgium. The USA. Brazil have been independent from Portugal for 200 years, after 300 years of being colonised. And some people in Scotland don’t want to be free. #Indy 🏴.
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No, no you haven’t. If they went there, they’d be sent away, what with having no NINO or registered address. Where do they find these utter imbeciles?. Oh, that’s right, Brexitland… ffs.
Brexit voting man in white, "I've seen people entering this country and going straight down to the benefits office." #BBCQT
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What a daftie. Never mind his Tory credentials, he’s just a nasty wee prick.
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This one goes out to all the yoons who hate to see Scotland succeed. Right round the lot of you 🖕.
It was the Duhan van der Merwe show at Murrayfield! 🏉. A #CalcuttaCup winning hat-trick of tries! 🏆. #BBCRugby #SixNations #SCOENG
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I think the main difference between us ‘nasty nationalists’ and Scottish unionists is… we look for reasons to be positive about Scotlands future, and they wake up miserable, looking for reasons to put us down… and they call themselves ‘proud Scots?’. 🏴.
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I’m invoking #FollowBackSaturday.Pretty close to 1k. I fucking hate the Tories. I’m not a bellend. The BBC can get right tae fuck. #GTTO .#FTBBC.The future is ours. Today, we’re all Gary. #AsOne.
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Giving £600m to Ineos to move to Belgium seems like a ‘commercial decision’ so please, don’t give us crocodile tears. You told us you’d save Grangemouth, but your Government never had any plans to. This is ALL about making Scotland weaker. Open your eyes… time for Indy. 🏴
Thousands of local jobs sacrificed because of a “commercial decision” taken by shareholders in a boardroom in a far away place. The workers are skilled, the refinery is profitable & this decision stinks of everything that is wrong when industry is in the hands of private capital.
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If you’ve voted Tory in the past, I may find a small part within me to forgive you if you’ve seen the error of your ways. But if you’ve been paying attention, and you still plan to vote Tory, I’m sorry, but I have 1 word for you. Cunt. If you’re Scottish, you’re a double cunt.
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So, apparently there are no transgender people outside Scotland. All transgender women are rapists. Nicola Sturgeon is personally forcing them all into women’s jails. That sum it up?.
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Remember Scots, for every lie the yoons accuse the SNP of telling, they will tell 5. For every scandal they accuse the SNP of, they will have 10. For every failure, they will have infinitely more. Don’t fall for the gas lighting. The ‘change’ Scotland needs is independence.
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Douglas Ross is a wee prick. As is Alex Cole-Hamilton. And for a hat-trick of pricks, we have Anas Sarwar.
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Remember Scotland, if you vote Scottish Labour, you WILL get Scottish Labour. Only, they’re not Scottish, and they’re no longer Labour. Not being as shit as the Tories isn’t a reason to vote for them. You will regret it. Vote Scotland. 🏴.
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The difference between an Indy supporter and a unionist is, an Indy supporter wants everyone’s life to be better, a unionist only wants their life to be better. 🏴.
🏠 Every home in Scotland has benefited from SNP policies. 💛 From free tuition to the Scottish Child Payment, we’re building a fairer, greener, and more equal Scotland - even within the limits of devolution. 🏴 Explore our top 100 achievements:
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So that’ll be all the 🇬🇧🇮🇱 Rangers supporters signing up for King and country?.#conscription
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What’s ‘divisive’ about calling for a ceasefire?. Because the SNP proposed it?. You’re turning a blind eye to murder to try and score political points. Shame on you and so many of your colleagues.
Today I made my position absolutely clear. I support a ceasefire in Gaza . I did not vote for a divisive amendment by the SNP but I will continue to represent the views of my constituents on this issue and to call for a #CeasefireNOW
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So you voted for Labour in Scotland. Maybe because you read the lips of @i_Anassarwar .Maybe because you believed @Keir_Starmer on #GBEnergy .You thought @RachelReevesMP was on your side?. Keep watching. Keep paying attention. Because you’ve not seen anything yet…. #Indy 🏴
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I only need one….
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Oil rich, renewables, whisky, farming, fishing, satellites (yes, we’re making loads!) tourism… our economy is worth Billions - to the UK. So we pay more for energy and have to run a nation with pocket money. They make cuts. We make cuts. And it WILL get worse. #Indy.
BREAKING: John Swinney has said he will need to make hundreds of millions of pounds of cuts to Scotland's Budget this year. The First Minister said he had been left with 'no choice' but to balance the books by cutting services by at least £250 million.
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Remember, the UK is a partnership between England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. However, the UK Parliament is in England, and is inhabited mostly by English MPs. As such, they make decisions based on England, not the UK as a whole. @LabourParty will NOT ‘change’ this.
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So, Canary Wharf has about 18,000 people. That’s £13,444 per person. For an area already rebuilt on the back of Scottish oil, when Scotland was left to rot. £300 million for Scotland is £54.50 per person. When will the walking dead wake up?. #YouYesYet.
The whole of Scotland gets £300 million and these thieving, Britfash London Tory cvnts award themselves this!!!! 👇. Crossrail: 18bn.HS2: 102bn. No wonder these criminal bastards are desperate to steal our oil. Independence, now!!!!
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Imagine being proud to have the backing of the S*n?. What the actual fuck?.
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So I had a pop at big Elon, made it clear that this is Twitter… and since then, interactions, views, likes etc have plummeted. Can anyone see this?. Or is @elonmusk lying about allowing free speech?.
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The next time a Scottish yoon calls you a ‘nationalist’ for supporting Scottish Independence, just tell them you also support English Independence. Self determination is for everyone.
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Duncan Scott, the most extraordinary Scottish athlete you may never have heard of… has just won another swimming medal in the 200m medley. 8 he has now. 2 🥇and 6 🥈. 🏴.
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Ally McCoist banging on about the ‘British’ game… . He can’t bring himself to big up a Scottish team he once played for… what a wank.
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Currently week 105 and counting, still hasn’t resigned.
Now into the second week of this scandal and SNP Ministers are refusing to be interviewed because they can’t defend Michael Matheson over the £11,000 bill he tried to charge to taxpayers. He cannot continue as Health Secretary. Humza Yousaf must show leadership and sack him.
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@AnasSarwar utterly humiliated with a double defeat in Dundee. (Am I doing it right @BBCScotlandNews ?)
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For all those Scottish Unionists who are raging about an £11k roaming bill, but who said NOTHING, about the Tories wasting £100B. Perspective:.11k seconds = 3.5 HOURS. 100B = 3170.979 YEARS. HS2 - also 100B - 3170.9 years. PPE? £15B - 475 years. Ajax tanks? £5.5B - 174 years.
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People of Scotland who don’t want the Royals will be given a tax rebate next year. All the GSTK Rangers supporters will be forced to make an annual payment of £2000, as they believe it’s ’worth it’ because of tourism in London. A sudden rise in Republicanism is expected.
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This is their entire campaign…. Nothing positive. No policy. Just ‘beat the SNP’. Pretty sad.
Great to be out campaigning for @Sandeshgulhane along with @CraigWHoy1 MSP & @Jackson_Carlaw MSP in East Renfrewshire with the @ScotTories team. On Thursday July 4th, the choice is clear: Vote for the Scottish Conservatives to beat the SNP. @ScotTories
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If you’re Scottish and you criticise the SNP, fair enough. They make mistakes. If you’re Scottish and you DON’T also criticise Labour and the Tories, then YOU’RE making a mistake. If you say ‘love Scotland, hate the SNP’ it’s time to contemplate the alternatives. Think 🏴.
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So, I’ve followers from all religious backgrounds. Who support many different football clubs. But the only ones who call me a cunt for supporting Scottish Independence, are Rangers supporters. Why is that?. 🏴.
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Huv ye noticed, the folks who are shouting the loudest about the hate laws in Scotland, are the people who hate the idea of Scotland being independent?. And spend their waking hours putting Scotland down?. Now, I don’t want a 1984 thing going on, but I’m also not a hateful cunt.
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Why do some Scots prefer English rule?. What’s wrong with them?. Funnily, they often complain about a ‘freebie culture’ whilst supporting a freeloading royal family who they think support Rangers, but actually couldn’t give a shit… . Why?. Seriously, why?.
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So, the UK gives Scotland a budget. That budget is allocated to run our services. They then give EXTRA support to English pools. But DOESN’T give Scotland any extra funding to do the same. You see the problem here?.
The UK Gov has announced 196 pools that have been awarded a share of the Swimming Pool Support Fund. Leisure centres in Scotland are crying out for investment but the SNP hasn't announced any similar scheme here, despite receiving £6m to do so. Why?
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For everyone losing their shit over this front page of the National, and I’m not condoning it, I ask you all to remember how you reacted to this:
Tomorrow's front page 🗞️. Our message to Spain ahead of Euro 2024 final 👀👇
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So, just to be clear, the MSM have been holding on to this non-story about wood burners in Scotland (England has regulations too from 2023…) until they saw what was happening with William Wragg. They knew a ferry was being launched too…. You getting it yet?. #Yes.
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Scotland, your choice tomorrow is simple. Vote for a Scottish party, funded by Scottish people, who make decisions based on what’s best for Scotland. Or vote for an English party, funded by rich donors, who will make decisions based on where their money comes from. #VoteSNP.
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If you were born, or raised, in Scotland, why wouldn’t you support Scotland?. Why would you want us to come second?. It’s time to stand on our own feet. It’s time to move on. Ex’s can be pals. #ScottishEnglishWelsh .🏴🏴🏴.
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If you say you’re a ‘proud Scot’ but have one of these: 🇬🇧?.You’re a liar. No, I’m not a Nazi.No, I’m not anglophobic. Yes, I work. The problem is you.
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