Bloody migrants.
Coming over here.
Saving our lives.
Keeping our hospitals clean and operational.
Delivering all manner of expert medical advice.
How bloody dare they...
Dear Clacton,
We fought them on the beaches, in the Channel Islands, in France and over the skies of London.
And now you give an actual fascist the keys to Westminster?
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?
Silly question.
Of course you are.
Bukayo Saka's parents arrived in the UK from Nigeria as economic migrants.
If they hadn't, England would have been on their way home without even the need for extra time tonight.
Roll that up in your cigar and smoke it, Farage.
It's just struck me that Britain is now in the hands of a top human rights lawyer who has worked tirelessly to ensure everyone accused of any crime gets fair representation in court.
Rather than a banker who bet against us and gambled our money to do it.
We won, didn't we? :)
I'm a 50-year-old sailor who has seen what happens when people in small boats get into trouble.
That's why, when I'm canvassed by Reform for a donation I tell them I've already given it to the RNLI.
And then I tell them to fuck off.
Try it.
It's fun...
I'm a 52 year old man from Liverpool, who isn't a dribbling simpleton who thinks a privately educated former city trader who banked with the royals,is an 'anti establishment ' man of the people.
Therefore I won't be voting reform.
"So Baldrick, if we send one refugee to Rwanda, and Rwanda sends one refugee to us, what do we have?"
"Oh, that's easy sir! A corrupt fascist government desperately trying to stay in power by appealing to ignorant racists."
Breaking: American mum stays in America to celebrate son's birthday rather than flying to London to clap at dad-in-law's new hat.
#MeghanMarkle
#Coronation
#KingCharles
Paramedics don't demand a passport before stopping someone from bleeding out.
Firefighters don't insist on seeing proof of residency before dragging someone from a burning building?
Like the RNLI, they just get on with the job of saving lives, no questions asked.
"Next time you let one of them go on Question Time, check first that the cunt knows his arse from his elbow. Because if he doesn't, he's not likely to know the fucking difference between Congo and Rwanda, is he?"
Angela Rayner's Britain is one where a working class woman who was a carer at the age of 10 and a mum at 16 can rise to become deputy leader of the governing party and, one day, prime minister.
That's the kind of Britain I'd like to see more of.
A boring prime minister who deals calmly and sensibly with crises as they arise, offering concrete potential solutions.
Makes a nice change, doesn't it?
Keir Starmer, "Let me now turn to the actions of a tiny mindless minority in our society"
"The community of Southport had to suffer twice.. A gang of thugs got on trains and buses, went to a community that is not their own, grieving the most horrific tragedy and then proceeded
Starmer reportedly praising Thatcher is an awful look.
But it's him or Sunak after the next election.
The priority is to get the Tories out, and nobody else stands a chance of doing it.
It's not a declaration of everlasting love.
It's a tactical move.
Don't split the vote.
"It's important that everyone studies maths until they are 18. It's how I learned to multiply my wealth, subtract billions from healthcare, add to the misery of so many people, and divide my trouser leg from my shoe."
As far as we know, no member of an RNLI crew has been convicted under UK terrorism law.
Unlike Britain First leader Paul Golding.
Support the RNLI, not the terrorists:
Lee Anderson, Brendan Clarke-Smith, and now Jane Stevenson.
The Tory Rwanda mess has split the party, and it won't take many more resignations to bring Sunak down.
Popcorn, anyone?
If you want the Tories out, why are you attacking Labour?
It's Starmer or Sunak at the next election in England.
That's not ideal, but it's the only choice you have.
Stop throwing your toys out of the pram, get a grip, face reality, and decide which it's doing to be.
Tory MPs calling for William Wragg to resign over the honeytrap sexting scandal where he handed over MPs' numbers to someone he met on Grindr.
Wragg is a hard Brexiteer, part of the "Common Sense Group" of Tories 🙄 & pushes a right wing agenda against the
@NationalTrust
Dear Clacton,
We fought on the beaches, we fought on the landing grounds, we fought in the fields and in the streets, we fought in the hills.
And what was all that for if you vote the fascist fucker in?
Never surrender. Don't vote Farage.
It's just struck me that the only way "Tommy Robinson" is going to get back into the UK without being arrested the minute he steps foot here is by arriving illegally on a small boat across the Channel.
I shouldn't laugh.
But I'm going to anyway.
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon's convictions cover violence, stalking, fraud, drugs and public order offences. He has also been jailed for contempt of court.
This criminal will be trying to stop a march against genocide this weekend.
But he'll be using the name Tommy Robinson.
Who's going to start the petition to remove political party status from Britain First?
Oh, and drop the RNLI a donation if you can.
It's easy, takes almost no time, and you can do it online here: