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I’m not a lawyer or a Harvard graduate or a Lutheran; I firmly believe in the Oxford comma unless skipping it can help me complete a tweet.

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@bog_beef I don’t think he’s an exterminator.
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@ahtnamas @roselyddon I think everyone already agreed with that but thanks for the contribution.
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@nw3 @model_mechanic It feels like it literally illustrates the atrophy of the modern brain.
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@megantheevalium Wow he could have casually driven to a Panera mid-fight and bought you a Caesar wrap but instead he did that.
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@burtlikko @SenWhitehouse @SenJohnKennedy @realDonaldTrump This is a job with specific professional qualifications and requirements (except unfortunately not officially). And this guy is explicitly proposing to get said job with none of those. Have at him. What an insult to the judiciary and the country to put this guy up there.
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@InsaneMistress @RexChapman @3YearLetterman What is your actual position here?. This baby should get that device? A video of it shouldn’t go on then internet? People shouldn’t share it? People shouldn’t let it make them feel good?. Nothing about this denies deaf culture or deters sign language he learning.
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@TonerousHyus I know what you are getting at. But you are way past reason in saying this is necessarily how it went. She is very attractive. There is absolutely a chance that in a room full of 50:50 white:WOC Kavanaugh-type Yale 2Ls that would marry him, Vance would pick her from the lot.
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In the spirit of communication not combat, a man who has lived through the other side should write a response piece to this.
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Cartoons Hate Her!
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I've been a little afraid to write this article for a LONG time, but after 93% of you said I should do it, I took the plunge. This was one of the first topics that got me dragged on Twitter, so why not expand on it? Link in replies!
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@WillBlackmon @CJToledano That f'kn dude.
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Could see this coming a mile away.
@KarenAttiah
Karen Attiah
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That 17-year-old shooter and the Kenosha militias are precisely why the @nytimes running that Tom Cotton op-Ed promoting the use of “overwhelming force” to subdue protestors was so dangerous.
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What?. Literally no one expects them to just run into a hail of bullets. That’s not behavior you get out of humans other than if they are 19 years old and just came out of intensive infantry training camp.
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What the FUCK
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@broseidon1992 @ChillStableGuy Tell me that’s shopped.
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@twinfleeks1 @thechosenberg Even I was unaware of anti-23-20 age gap discourse.
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Divorce Can Be an Act of Radical Self-Love - @nytimes . Yes it can. That’s why people have regarded it as selfish and harmful when done with children in the picture and not in extremis (abuse). A self-portrait of evil:.
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@AddBowIfGirlXX @ahtnamas @roselyddon Not at all clear OP feminism doesn’t agree. It’s a nutso position for anyone in the modern context to hold that one shouldn’t be ascribed to anyone who doesn’t state explicitly that she holds it. Which the OP very obviously intentionally doesn’t.
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@InezFeltscher @proetrie How are women so confused about life at this point?.
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@hangryvalkyriee No I’m not saying something equivalent is being done to them, I’m saying in the situations where women are hurt in the way she describes, men should give their account of why it happens, where the miscommunication is, what’s going through their minds etc.
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@Supreme_Owl_FTW @KILLTOPARTY He doesn’t cheat and she doesn’t even think he does.
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@as_per_ushe @Ogrepilled Because the environment is characterized by them. You don’t go through life on the outside looking for chances to join a prison gang but when you get put inside the reasons to do so at that point suddenly become very clear.
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@drfrenhattan @SaintQ92 I’m guessing she’s beloved by literally every single person she gives a shit about.
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@spatialweeb @BinaryTreez @chinesegon I bet you don’t pay enough for that. This is how people like that talk.
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Jesus fucking Christ
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@wil_da_beast630 @lostinhist0ry Of her maybe. Seems to have captured the farmer imho.
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@brotherbeat @franklinleonard Might have made her consider some of the talented people she legit defrauded out of positions at @Harvard_Law, which I honestly understand could be too much to deal with while raising kids as a Momma and managing a career as stratospheric as hers. .
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@Popehat @Slate "I expected more. He’s supposed to be embody [a] masculine ideal. Don’t forget, he’s 6‘5, 220. " Good lord, what does that say about YOU?.
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@GhostPournelle @ezraklein Yes, and she fell completely on her face.
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@Tangerinememez @DialecticalP She’s “cheating” on any guy she’s with. She’s not even with anyone, she just just f*cks.
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@RandySwift9 @SteveBurston1 @DeAngelisCorey You rather field phone calls from ever single concerned parents than just set them go online and see the curriculum?. What is the issue with the latter?.
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@sarahradz_ Meat sauce, yeah. My mom made a thing she called “Rotini casserole” which was just ground beef, spaghetti sauce & spiral pasta baked topped with mozzarella. I’d have eaten it every night if she’d wanted to make it that much.
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@sirksir1 @zachkruse2 They’re both gone… whatever all the way around.
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@12234d @haalasback Precisely. The world still doesn’t care, shit will still just happen. Chigurh doesn’t die and is undeterred, though.
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Lesson: you can terrorize your voters into subservience.
@billscher
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Watching Suozzi win NY-03 by running up the middle without a peep of complaint from the left shows how far the discourse has moved since 2018 when we were drowning in hot takes arguing that the way to win in swing areas was hard left populism.
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@ariagalindez @GodCloseMyA10 @raymondautismo That’s lying sweetheart not misestimating.
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@fantasyfball01 @johnrodopoulos1 @getnickwright Wow, very relevant to this year’s MVP discussion 👍🏻.
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@MEASURED_HEAD What angle did she want it from?.
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@FischerKing64 Rittenhouse example works against your argument (which is one I agree with viz certain jurisdictions, certainly Minneapolis). He was acquitted. Length of deliberation is very, very weak sauce to use to try to turn the basic fact of the verdict in your rhetorical favor.
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@BMStudebaker But he tried to have her murdered Benjamin.
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Why are we scum?.
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@MeganBitchell Minnesota Wisconsin Michigan scores tell me this person has never been in a natural place in the United States.
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Full-on hate Stephen Colbert now.
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@spatialweeb @BinaryTreez @chinesegon No, because probably you don’t pay them a fair exchange for the value they provide you - exactly what you claimed you do, which you probably don’t do, which I denied that you do.
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@emilykmay A. You think every divorce a woman filed is justified . B. Your whole point in highlighting this tragedy is to show how we can’t say the major factors that justify divorce to the rest of us aren’t at play because they could always manifest ex-post, substantiating fears she may be.
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@HiMichael99 @Alkibiades_ I actually kinda want to wife this up.
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Probably the most baby-brain kind of take is “this is happening because of capitalism.”. You literally do not have a coherent proposal for ending capitalism. I guarantee that. You might as well just say, “this is happening because there is a world on which human life evolved.”.
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@spatialweeb @BinaryTreez @chinesegon 1) I bet you don’t actually offer potential or pay current employees fair exchange for their value because you’re cheap and good at lying to yourself.
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@jimpfaff What are you becoming?. The people elected Donald Trump. The *American* people elected Donald Trump, and it doesn’t matter what he said he’d do. The American people will decide what they want him to do — and show contempt for anyone who influences him to do otherwise.
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@GarrettPetersen @zackbeauchamp I *think* what he’s saying is that liberals and progressives lack a coherent, binding philosophy of their own, because they fail to realize that all there is is this “conservatism,” and then a lot (a few) opponents of not, who don’t believe in its dictum but haven’t yet correctly.
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@emilykmay @RhettCarlyle So your agenda really isn’t even to stand behind your ridiculous claims like that it’s weird for a mature man to date a 25 year old. It’s just to tel men whom to date bc if older men won’t date older women, who will?.
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Yes. So are you saying this coinage was a proper and respectful acknowledgment of your people’s place on this continent and in this nation, alongside those whose families arrived later?.
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Because we Oglala’s look good. Agree?
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Nothing could possibly own libs harder than this happening
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@ScottAdamsSays My question all year has been: what happens if you get two shots of J&J? Do dogs and cats start to move in together?.
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@maiab @Landohx The day his business fell apart?. Why doesn’t it go the other that day?. Because if he told her that she’d get the ick or maybe straight up scared and leave. “Caring about other people” means men coddling and mentally protecting women, that’s what you mean and that what we know.
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@eugenetheplug @SaintQ92 Then doubled it.
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@sexrats @RadicalKiba @kimpossiblefact Hillary’s skull rotting and caving in while she stalked babies with her arachnid claw-hands?. Yes.
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In fact, it furthers the stigma problem for a leading progressive to view mental health as a matter of personal toughness.
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He’s still got it.
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Trump says pollster told him: “If George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came alive from the dead and formed a President and VP team, you would beat them by 40%.”
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This is how bars *actually are*, is the thing.
@ElectionLegal
Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
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Seinfeld
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The Big Sort is a massive disaster for Democrats given how much of national governance is determined by state boundaries.
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Dumb comment on an amazing collection of dumb content. #GoodGod 🙄.
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Everything they say is to further their power and control, without exception
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Bart Starr could chuck it.
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@AbHomineDeus @devahaz @Duderichy It’s still valuable to maintain a routine of going, it still improves mood and sleep to get some activity, release some endorphins. It’s much easier to go from not gymming hard enough to hard enough than starting up again after you quit. People just have different goals.
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@burtlikko @SenWhitehouse @SenJohnKennedy @realDonaldTrump I generally hate this kind of terminological gotchaing. For example I'm pretty sure many Masters' in IR have been conferred to people who didn't learn the term nuclear triad. Many of them I'd still want to be president before Marco Rubio. However.
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Yeah, that’s pretty much right. You’ve got this one.
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Social justice has become the pursuit of equal suffering.
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@cat_bees What does this add to any conversation?. It’s the baseline assumption under essentially all dating conversation on here. You’re exactly what men say you are. Super basic. Yeah, we knew that.
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…She declares her children fine. How does she think she knows? Did someone tell her the first few years are when the impact manifests?.
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@M1ke_0xlong @pope_head You say 15 because you know most people say “Lombardi Time,” which is ten; and 5 is all that’s really necessary. Lombardi is the 5 early plus 5 to follow that rule for that rule. 15 is just topping. Why would you waste a quarter of an hour?.
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I listen to @TheRestHistory for @dcsandbrook anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️.
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@FischerKing64 They don’t even want to be on our level. They immediately believe they have a global moral viewpoint that allows them to judge our values and our performance in living up to them. Ilhan Omar is the prime example of this.
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@jowahorn1 @Complex And Colin’s brother?
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@jollyspruce @Slate The hilarious thing is that he says we must always “fullname” ALL composers and then calls him “Wolfgang Mozart” in his article.
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@VTOLFanAccount @MasakiJinzaburo I think about this a lot. They say people have lost a sense of the value of work but is the meaning that would give work value beyond mere survival being provided in these societies today?. There was an implicit understanding of what it meant to build cars in the U.S. 1950-1980.
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@RRR0BYN What’s she gonna do about it?. Divorce and destroy her children?.
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@EdAsante77 At least on Bridgerton they let you know immediately: The Queen of England is Black; if that’s an issue you can move on to the next thing.
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@VDAREJamesK Why would you brood over his failures?. Hillary Clinton could have been president; would have been with any other nominee. He built wall, shut down the borders, stopped letting asylees in during evaluation, imposed tariffs. Any president faces constraints. I don’t get it.
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@Maarblek That like legitimately doesn’t even rank high enough among the industrial schemes non the world designed to harm Americans that the USG is doing nothing about that it probably even deserves specific attention. (Not really but… fentanyl?).
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@ECMcLaughlin @RepSwalwell He misspelled day.
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This outlet has created a really strong brand-community and I can see why local businesses are lining up to advertise with them. I would literally reconsider where I shop because @AaronNagler says it’s the place to get my brats to have an authentic Packers game day.
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@Angelica_Reed1 @esjesjesj What position did she put her family in?.
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This is what stupid, lazy managers think. Your smart employees are smart and trying to help you; you are stupid and lazy. You manage a system. The system has wrinkles. The employees will find the wrinkles. Your job is to know the wrinkles and develop instructions.
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Somethings I’ve noticed with newer hires and when I was a manager, there’s an epidemic of people who are paralyzed by having to make obvious assumptions. Here we have two people saying “look how smart I am I’ve brought an alternative answer” but in the workplace I’ve found these
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@TheMarcusGraham @KenIngalls In games, and this is rare for Doubs even in practice. Though this definitely would have been a nice one to have on tape for him, against another team’s #1 D & all.
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@SamOffutt @wesyang Wishing yourself happy birthday under your own name in the third person clearly exploding the only value the medium has & the one your opponent most savagely exploits - immediacy and authenticity - and declaring yourself president the week before an election you’re going to lose.
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@Peter_Bukowski Wth Peter, you’re going to open this can of worms?. You want every player to be open to having his missteps constantly brought into the football discussion, all the time, all day every Sunday (and the rest of the week)?.
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@PaulCzarnecki18 @mattschneidman How so? He literally read lines, added nothing beyond his costume. Talentless.
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@baltic_dan You can, but you can also do this for like $1,000.
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@bog_beef @GoodOlBoysPod That which gets passed back and forth seems. kind of arbitrary? Like. loyalty has to go both ways, for example?. It’s just. things of value are exchanged, it seems to me. The things change over time. I could be wrong.
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Maybe this is ridiculously naive, but I still trust Brian Williams and am glad he's back broadcasting the news.
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@TyraLynn369 @lostinhist0ry He was actually extremely sickly. He was in the process of making himself formidable here but I would say… he was probably not, yet. This dynamic is all you need to know to understand the entirety of TR’s personality and career.
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