NAFO, Fellas, we need to talk!
We boost, we like, we follow, we reply etc. to help a fella get some attention.
But are there things we should not do? Lets look.
(This might be a long thread. Please bookmark so you can come back later)
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BTW: Is this even correct?
Not even the founding fathers would recognize the lengths that today's dead-hand "originalism" would go to in order to defend conservative preferences as though they are the only way to interpret written law.
@sadepiippu
Some people say that there are 100.000 or even 200.000 of us. But...where are you?
I'm ready to follow back if you are a Fella, so please come out from. 😀
Hotels still operating in Russia supporting the war:
Accor Live Limitless
@All
Aimbridge
@AimHosp
Hilton
@Hilton
Hyatt
@Hyatt
Please consider not using these hotels. They are paying taxes in Russia helping to fund the war against Ukraine.
@Gerashchenko_en
#NAFOFellas
- NAFO expansionism is non-negotiable
- I can't find any more fellas to follow?
- No notification, so I don't know who I should Follow Back?
- Who is not following me back?
Lets see if we can help you with that 🧵👇
If you are a MEGA gang armed with rifels in
#Louisville
you get all the help you could wish for from the police.
If you are a protester armed with a sign you get arrested by the police.
Scandinavian Airlines has stopped the sale of
#Marabou
and
#Daim
on their flights.
Mondelez (@ MDLZ) who owns the 2 brands are on the
#Ukraine
'War Sponsers List'.
Nice move
!! Maybe you should stop buying those brands also?!
#NAFO
#Fellas
I wonder if those shipowners, who are sending their ships to the Sea of Azov, realise they won't get their ships back, when this part of the Kerch Bridge is finally brought down?
NAFO Fellas. MUGA. Friday tomorrow.
Normally we do ' See a fella follow a fella'
Tomorrow we should do:
"Look Through Your List Of Followers And Follow Back If You Are Not Already, Friday"
It is a HUGE problem, that so many are not following back!
Danish F16's 🇩🇰
70 Ukrainians already in Denmark - training has started.
6 F16's to Ukraine this year!
6 more to follow during 2024 with 19 total
If you were hoping for more, please remember we do not have any other fighter planes before we get the F35's from USA.
I follow 4.563 accounts.
#NAFODay
#NAFO
583 of those are
#Fellas
that are not following back.
(~2h to make that list😱)
Can I please get some boosting and retweets so ppl can check if they missed the follow back.
Any new followers? I will follow
#fellas
back!
Thank you!
Thank you for your attention.
Please like, retweet, bookmark, comment etc. etc. if you find this useful.
BTW: If you open my profile and stay for more that 2 min. I get an extra boost. Begging now. 🤗👏😊😎😂
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Så
@Spolitik
har altså regnet sig frem til, at det koster 2.000,- pr. måned at købe en stemme fra en offentlig ansat. At det smadrer den danske model og fodrer inflationen er en biting, som ikke rigtigt tæller.
#dkpol
#dkmedier
#FV22
#ftvalg22
fake news (bad), NSFW (bad), URLs to untrusted sources (bad), hateful content (bad), violent material (bad)...and now for the really surprising one:
Content related to the war in Ukraine (bad)!!
Yes, it is correct. Ukraine war content gets downgraded.
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Let me answer the last question first. Yes, it is correct that if somebody replies to your tweet and you reply to that reply it will give your tweet a 75x boost.
Twitters algorithm is very much set up to promote...
(Twitter also loves images...)
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
The answer if they really do that should be that Denmark declares the Great Belt as its internal sea waters.
Next close the same for any Russian ships!
A follow from this leads to the first thing you should not do in your tweets:
Do not use misspelt words and do not make up your own words!
You read that correctly. Twitter will give your tweet a negative boost, if you use words, that Twitter does not recognise.
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The same goes if you use poor grammar!
I'm from Denmark and on this, I just write along and hope for the best. 😂 Most of the time I don't even know if it's good or poor.
You do write in English...right?
If you do, the tweet will get a little boost.
🧵5/n
Does anybody have an idea why the number of Russian tank losses has fallen so much?
Don't they have anymore of them or have they put them all in hiding behind their main defence line?
Love the artillery number!
You have installed a spellchecker now...right?
Moving on: Do NOT use URL's in your tweets!
Twitter wants to keep users on the app so external links are negatively weighted.
Now, this applies to the tweet, so if you absolutely have to, there is no big long term harm.
🧵8/n
And of course if tweets in English gets a little boost, it is in effect a little negative boost for all other languages. Unknown (to Twitter) languages gets a little extra negative boost.
Are you surprised?
I bet you will be much more surprised on the next page!
🧵6/n
...a video attached (good), is it in English (good), does it contain a link (bad), are there more than 1 hastag (bad), does it have a lot of text (good), does it already have a reply (thread) (good), does it contain a trending topic (good), is the text relevant (good),
🧵12/n
...conversations and engagement from other Twitter users. In other words, the more you can get them to react to your tweets the better it is.
Well, this applies as long as they are not using your tweet to mute or block you. You don't want that kind of engagement!
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Hans Bischoff ringede lige og forklarede, at Mette Frederiksen er i gang med at lave en Anker Jørgensen.
At pumpe flere penge ud til offentlige lønninger er ikke løsningen, når der er høj inflation. Tværtimod!
Tak, Hans.
#dkpol
#dkmedier
#fv22
#ftvalg22
Do not use (to many) hashtags!
That's right. Twitter who 'invented' hashtags, now don't like it, if you use too many of them.
So, keep it at a maximum of one, if it makes sense in your tweet.
If you write Putin in a tweet, Twitter will pick it up, even without the '#'.
🧵7/n
Before I move on, I need to write this:
I am not an expert in all this. There are lots and lots of experts out there who knows a lot more than I do.
If you are one of them, please correct me if I have written anything completely wrong. I would appreciate it!
🧵9/n
On top of looking at the tweet, Twitter will also look at you. Are you a good boy or a bad girl?
Some of the tings they will look at:
Have you been muted (bad), have you been blocked (VERY bad)......have you been reported (VERY VERY bad), have you been unfollowed (bad)
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I saw a report earlier today that Ukraine crossed the Dnepr close to the Antonovsky bridge.
Something about 3 tanks using a ferry.
Anybody else seen this?
We all follow some of the big accounts, without expecting a follow back, simply because they have the best content. Don't change that.
I.e. I follow (
@noclador
) Thomas C. Theiner, just because he has fantastic insight and produce great content.
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Example 1000/5000 = 0.2
Example 100.000/1000 = 100
And that's why the big accounts gets so much more attention than we do.
Does this mean you should unfollow everybody?
No! But it does mean you should take a closer look at the accounts that are not following back.
🧵18/n
There are a few more of these parameters that will up- or downgrade a tweet but I think I have covered the most important ones.
Now lets look at you. 👀
🧵14/n
As Twitter wants as much engagement from other users to tweets as possible, they are trying to predict, who would likely read, like, retweet, bookmark, reply etc. to tweets.
This is where the (tweet) boost numbers are used.
The higher the better. Of course.
🧵10/n
But when you have written your fantastic tweet and press send it has no likes, no retweets, no replies etc.
So Twitter starts by looking at the tweet. Is it spelled correctly (god), does it have foul language (bad), does it have images attached (good), does it have...
🧵11/n
Another big surprise:
Twitter will downgrade your account if you have a low number of followers but a high number of followings!
Quite simple Twitter does this calculation:
Followers/Following = ratio and your account gets up- or downgraded with this ratio.
🧵17/n
Stealing this:
"The algorithm gives your account a “Reputation Score”, so make sure your content isn’t offensive or harmful, as getting blocked, muted, reported, and getting unfollowed will all cause the algorithm to downgrade your content."
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I told you this would be a long thread.
So Twitter has now ranked your tweet and you, and will use this to determine who should be presented with your tweet. They will look at the topic, your 'circle' (accounts you often engage with), your overall score and...
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Who needs a good laugh?
Watch this video that was created to help ordinary Russians feel pride in their country on Russia Day.
Every line sounds like a joke. 🤣
#Russia
#RussiaDay2023
#RussiaUkraineWar
...based on all that determine if your tweet should be at the top or bottom of the list when people log in to Twitter. How they do this is another bucket of worms, that I will not crack open now!
🧵21/n
NAFO Fellas. MUGA.
It is Follow Back Friday:
Look Through Your List Of Followers And Follow Back If You Are Not Already.....Friday
Do this before asking for even more followers!
And please repost this. Thank you!
GUILTY!
The Jury have found MAGA Donald Trump guilty in the New York Election Interference case under Judge Merchan! Guilty in XX counts of falsified business records in the hush money payments to adult film actor Stormy Daniels.
#TrumpTrial
LOCK HIM UP!!
It makes me sad to see how small time investors are buying the Trump stock!
A portion of 100 shares ($ ~4648) probably from somebody's private pension fund. It's written all over the stock that will will result in big a loss.
Get out now and invest in a stable company!
@wizzair
@jozsefjvaradi
(Jozsef Varadi)
As the CEO of Wizz Air, do you really think this was the best way to sole this? Do you even know, where this passenger is now?!
******
BTW: Are you still encouraging your pilots to fly even when they are fatigued!
Deficient safety culture alert!
@WizzAir
CEO encourages pilots to fly fatigued! It’s like handing the car keys to a drunk driver.
@EASA
step in! You are WIZZ’ oversight authority…
@sadepiippu
Some people say that there are 100.000 or even 200.000 of us. But...where are you?
I'm ready to follow back if you are a Fella, so please come out from. 😀
@jp_aulas
@DanPriceSeattle
Take it from this Dane: 2/3 is not correct!
1. Highest tax bracket is 56,6% - for ~25-30% of workers.
2. First ~$600/month - tax is 'only' 8%
3. McD worker highest rate ~38%
NAFO, Fellas: We need to talk...again!
Following another 🧵 I had today about the Twitter algorithm, some people were a bit stunned that the Following to Followers ratio has an effect on your 'ranking'.
The other 🧵:
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NAFO, Fellas, we need to talk!
We boost, we like, we follow, we reply etc. to help a fella get some attention.
But are there things we should not do? Lets look.
(This might be a long thread. Please bookmark so you can come back later)
🧵1/22
BTW: Is this even correct?
@ManiacMagic1
Actually the more I think about this the better it sounds.
Lets get it to court. Heds of states must attend.
Courthouse: Peace Palace in The Hague (Netherlands)