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Hello
@elonmusk
!
Are all attachments flagged as sensitive content still?
Let's do an experiment
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@ProfessaJay
In the '80s, my sister's aerobics instructor had to forbid inviting your fit, strong, weightlifting boyfriend to take the class.
There was serious worry about heart failure.
My sister said it was fun watching the guys, though.
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I am shocked!
You're telling me
@nytimes
is upset about being called
#NewOrcTimes
?
Why would they be upset about being called
#NewOrcTimes
?
@nytimes
if the ears fit ...
Everybody, keep the
#NewOrcTimes
hashtag going - EXTRA KIBBLE if you can put
@nytimes
in the same post
The
@nytimes
is getting upset that we call them out for their consistent biased pro-ruZZian reporting. Upset? Well GET OVER IT!
#NewOrcTimes
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@NatalkaKyiv
That's a strangely specific dislike.
What did a surfer ever do to him?
Is he jealous because they have better teeth?
More fit?
He saw Beach Blanket Bingo as a youngster and never recovered?
Weird ...
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@NAFORaccoon
Targeting the Chechen barrier troops is an excellent strategy
Gives the cannon fodder a way to retreat
Makes things harder for Goatse
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@amaditalks
in college, a grad school biology major pointed out that one way to deliberately raise a botulism colony was v. similar to how to make gravy. Esp if you get the temps wrong.
I'm not the best food handler in the world but I certainly have some things that I eyeball pretty hard.
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DeR Fellas, I show
522 followers
779 following
If I am following you, could you take a moment and check if you are following back?
This is the first time I've asked because I prefer to let the network grow organically
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@CZEdwards
When I had c19, I treated it like mild concussion. Rest a lot, sleep a lot, no reading, no screen time. When I started to feel better, I still kept everything as low & slow as I could for a bit.
Oxy levels ok, was worried about the brain.
None of this "push through!" nonsense
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@TreasChest
10 whole days from signing to active on the front
So, 8 days of training, maximum
What did she expect?
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One of our favorite newspapers now has its own account here
Do not confuse
@NewOrcTimes
with
@nytimes
Remember:
@NewOrcTimes
and
@nytimes
are two completely different newspapers with nothing in common I'm sure
#NewOrcTimes
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@igorsushko
I hope the civilian is okay, and does not suffer reprisals for acting in self-defense.
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Fellas!
Grifter account UkrainianSquad still has 152.9k followers
☹☹☹
When I checked, an awful lot of my followers are still following these turkeys
Please check and unfollow, and pass the word
Even if you would not give them money, don't lend them legitimacy
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In the midst of all this, I have a bonk report!
Bonk On!!
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Hey,
@BasedMikeLee
Can you post another Pro Ukrainian poll?
It's really good for morale to see a senator taking Ukraine so seriously
Besides, it was fun!
Please post another one; we promise to take good care of it
Love,
Elaine
From the Ancestral Manse
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On Follow a Fellow Friday, could the roughly 500 fellas I am following who have not followed back check and follow?
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@wartranslated
@odom_girl
Is this the good hotel in the area?
If so, I will bet a tunafish sandwich that there were russian officers present
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@AndrewBecraft
@IntelWalrus
While I am so glad that Ukraine is now properly equipped and armed, I have to say I like the lego lady on the bicycle with the Tommy gun.
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Housekeeping:
I am following 450 more people than who have followed back
I don't want to get into Algorithm Hell, so if you can check, I'd appreciate it
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@ExtremistLs
@joshuagalka70
The original poster forgot "small dicks are aesthetically pleasing, superior to larger ones"
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I just did some phone calls, and I got live human beings in both Senator McConnell's office and Senator Graham's.
Other senators were either answering machine or box full.
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@wartranslated
Ok, what does a liter of vodka weigh?
Can Ukrainian drones carry some vodka in plastic bottles for strategic delivery?
My predictive text knows that if a word starts with d and then r, it's most likely to be drones!
😄😄😄😄😄
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@EmbassyofRussia
@RealScottRitter
@DougAMacgregor
@TheGrayzoneNews
@Zlatti_71
@GUnderground_TV
It's cute how you're tagging twice convicted pedophile Scott Ritter in your posts!
Anyway, it will be interesting to see how the 57 operates in real life, rather than in the copium- fueled dreams of a dwarf in moscow
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@RussianEmbassy
@mfa_russia
@RussiaUN
It's easy!
Bring peace to Ukraine by turning around and having everybody march Eastward until they're back across the original border
Then they can apply that energy to heating, plumbing & sewage problems in russia
So embarrassing!
Work on the alcoholism rate too
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@MrsBundrige
Years ago, fire alarm went off at work.
I popped my USB, started walking down the hall to the exit. Stuck my head in one office to tell people standing there to haul ass
Building burned to the ground, lost my cell phone, jacket, gym clothes, who gives a shit!
(Am ⚪)
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@NCRegister
There's that meme about how having a religion is like having a penis.
It's very nice to like it, and be proud of it, but you shouldn't be waving it around in front of other people who are not consenting
In fact, isn't there something in Matthew about not praying in public?
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@lexa_lrnt
The mice are really showing up when it counts
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There were the wires gnawed on the airplane, and now the hordes of hantavirus mice
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@Gerashchenko_en
@BBCWorld
I got 99 problems, and Vlad's life insurance policy ain't one of them ...
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Will the
#Orclympics
be covered by the
#NewOrcTimes
or the
@nytimes
?
How's it going,
@Visa
@Airbnb
?
What are your plans for protecting your brand?
Bonjour "Neutral" athletes at the Paris 2024 Orclympics
#Olympiques2024
#BoycottOlympics2024
#Olympics
#Olympics2024
#OlympicsParis
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General Gerasimov?
Haven't seen him lately, Sir
You?
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@Bricktop_NAFO
@mfa_russia
@RussianEmbassy
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Whose family is going to siphon off the money allocated for these balloons?
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@RussianEmbassy
@mfa_russia
You should really talk to your boss's boss.
You're probably safe in London, but what happens if you get transferred somewhere?
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I see
#StandWithUkraine
trending,
But I don't see
#SpeakerJohnsonIsATraitor
trending YET
However, I have faith in the fellas, and will look to the light!
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@FlyingDutchPall
He is very bitter because he didn't make the promotion to general.
Of course, it's crystal clear why not
he's also old enough now that the cheese might be sliding off the cracker
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@NatalkaKyiv
They turn sideways yet they move forward!!
::: great philosophical mind blown:::
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@saintjavelin
Hmmm...
I notice that he has not trotted himself down to the local draft office.
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I am following 3,054 fellas
I have 2,690 followers
Please check and follow back
I did some unfollowing, so if you are one of those people and follow again, I will follow back... well, unless you're a sex bot
😃😃😃
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@kozako01
@Josekvelsk2
@DrLoupis
2018?
If it was not Ukraine's fault, then I'm sure it was Obama's fault
Or perhaps it was Obama and the Clintons funding the Ukrainian biolabs that caused the problem
It's all so difficult to keep up with the conspiracy of the day...
:::sigh:::
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@NatalkaKyiv
Traditional old-tyme rooshian values!
Cholera, typhus, tuberculosis, dysentery, I'm waiting for polio ...
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@NatalkaKyiv
@mexic0la_
They could cook up some nice warm Chicken Soup for themselves and their friends in order to keep warm
Oh.
How about some yummy egg drop soup?
Oh.
How about yesterday's potato gnawed in the corner while you huddle under all your blankets?
Is traditional russian family value
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@NOELreports
I don't speak any Eastern European language, but I can identify BLYAT! at 400 meters
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@Mtdn4
The current leadership is a bunch of bioengineered canada geese.
You really don't want to talk to them!
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Hi,
@SpeakerJohnson
& all your staff
How's the death toll in Ukraine today?
Were there any $$$ transfers into those accounts that aren't in your name?
Is it true
#MoscowMike
is applicable?
#SpeakerJohnsonIsATraitor
#SpeakerJohnsonIsARussianAsset
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So,
@SpeakerJohnson
, staff, family & friends
You are okay with killing First Responders
You support russians who do this
You are immoral accessories to crimes
How's the russian money?
I hear it started back when you were a state senator?
How's your 'adopted son'? The NDA?
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@UncleWolfie
I was already blocked, so I blocked him on my side.
He must be working from a list; I am not a big international fella
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@georgegalloway
@MoatsTV
Scott Ritter?
You mean twice convicted pedophile Scott Ritter?
Beat off on camera Scott Ritter?
The guy who's got convictions and jail time in Pennsylvania and New York State? That Scott Ritter?
Georgie, you are known by the company you keep
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@RussiaIsntEnemy
Jealous?
No, honey 🙄
I've got indoor plumbing attached to a city sewage system
Washer & dryer downstairs
Air conditioning
Food stores around the corner that have EGGS
Neighbors that don't drink 2 bottles of vodka every Friday night and barf all over my sidewalk
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Folks, I have deid and am ded
I clicked on the
#NewOrcTimes
hashtag just to see the collection of posts & at the top of the page is the New York Times
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@EJPointer
I think Chernobyl disappeared from schools, so unless somebody talked to a parent or grandparent, or is into nuclear engineering, they might not have known
Lots of the troops were from the East
Or they were told that everything's ok now, it's been long enough & they believed it
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@EmbassyofRussia
@RealScottRitter
@DougAMacgregor
@TheGrayzoneNews
@Alex_Oloyede2
@RussiaUN
@mod_russia
@MorningShot1
@GUnderground_TV
You are replying to Scott Ritter here
You realize you are replying to a twice convicted pedophile with convictions in two different states, don't you?
You are known by the company you keep
I'm sure you are too old for him, just like you're too old for Putin
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@Bricktop_NAFO
Here's hoping that all the vegetables arrive in the supermarkets a day or two late and slightly soggy
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@EmbassyofRussia
The muscovian officer class not doing so well
List does not include Whatshisname
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@NatalkaKyiv
First, I would send the cheapest possible flying lawn mowers trailing glitter streamers over belgorod, sites in Crimea, moscow, spb etc.
Do this for several nights so everybody is tired and cranky
And then the next night the expensive and less obvious strikes happen 😁
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@DucuGavril
Now Putin's ALLIES are going out the windows!
That's interesting.
Is it palace politics, or did he piss off the head guy?
One wonders ...
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@MargoGontar
Since Kamala Harris can't stop being brown, I guess she's being asked to stop being Vice President.
That way if Biden dies in office, somebody *properly pale* can take the reins.
But it has nothing to do with racism or any of that stuff
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@fwtoney
What I find funny is this is being marketed to Evangelical mostly Protestant Christians.
Wasn't this one of the things that Martin Luther had a problem with?
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@DrHoenderkamp
@RishiSunak
Thoughts on using frozen russian assets in the UK to fund some of the help for Ukraine
Only oligarch's money?
Only russian govt money?
Everything & anything?
only oligarchs money
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use both
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I love russia
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@albafella1
Well, this explains why Dugan wrote about not liking surfers and skateboarders
It's such a reliable pattern.
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@yasminalombaert
Google Maps says Washington DC to Indianapolis Indiana is about 9+ hours driving, or 18 hours by bus
I hope she gets put on the no-fly list while everything is pending
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@mfa_russia
@RusEmbDPRK
Hi guys!
Have you renewed your ChatGPT subscription yet?
(That is the funniest thing I have seen going around)
Which putin went to North Korea?
Is that the original one or the one we usually see out meeting people?
Be well, don't get sent to the front!
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@RusEmbUSA
@StateDept
@USEmbRu
@WashTimes
@WSJ
@nytimes
@YahooNews
@fpleitgenCNN
@thehill
@ivanas26
@axios
If you don't like the Decadent West, you could head home, where about 20% of the people are pooping in holes in the ground because they don't have a city sewer system or proper septic setup.
How's the toilet paper in Washington DC?
The flush toilets?
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@PillagePro
@SpaghettiKozak
@RadioGenoa
Dude, we're not talking about flush septic systems separate from the house
We're talking about drop pits; when they fill up somebody's gotta shovel the shit.
It's embarrassing for a "1st world country" to be spending money on war & yachts for oligarchs i/o sanitation
🗑🇷🇺🚽
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Ooooo....
Now I've got a temporary label
I feel soooo fella-ish!
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@Doktor_Klein
They're old enough that they might have had Soviet training.
They are definitely old enough that they've been around the block once or twice.
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