Bonkalf Brovary the Grey 🇸🇪🇳🇴🇫🇮
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NAFO Magical Division, NAPAC supporter and JEFF wizard. Systems brain damaged dog thinker and bonking analyst. Forged by @fabizimt .
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Here´s some of my memes. I hope you can find some use of some, some bonking day.
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USS Enterprise was hammered pretty hard by the Houthis the other day. The crew lived.
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Russia has bombed 218 hospitals and health care facilities in Ukraine and it’s normal business for the UN, the Pope and the rest of the world.
A rocket hits a parking lot outside a hospital, allegedly a faulty Hamas rocket, and the world is on suddenly on fire.
My feeling of it.
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Okay
Someone having a mental breakdown?
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The Germans stole the show by procrastinating the Leopard 2 question. Not many understand the significance of Sweden as a small country sending up to 50 Strf 9040C variant probably including support vehicles.
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This meme is getting more true by the day
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Never forget the words from John McCain 2014 👇
On my banned account I subtitled an old video of John McCain in 2014 predicting everything that Putin would do to Ukraine. Now video is gone w/the account.
I am uploading a refreshed version w/some fixes and shortened for 2:20 length 'cause I'm not giving Elon any $$ anymore.
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Norway should annex Sweden:
- Sweden gets into NATO.
- Oil revenues are shared.
- Norway gets Swedish prices on beer
Norway will no longer need its F-35s since we will have JAS Gripen, and can donate them all to Ukraine.
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Great and brave speech by
@Cornubot
at the manifestation in Stockholm today, requiring no-fly-zones, peace keeping forces at the border to Belarus in Ukraine and involvement of Western air defense forces to protect Ukrainian civilians.
Secure the Ukrainian skies 🙏
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The Russian information machine on Twitter regarding Soledar is quite worked up.
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Pyotr Aleksandrovich, Russia's Minister of Science and Higher Education has died during a flight from Cuba back to Russia, at the age of 47.
What is the scientific odds a minister of science dies on a 13-ish hour flight at the age of 47? 🤔
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I stumbled upon a meme today pixelated and all, which I renovated and modified. The Russian propaganda machine is running the n*zi theme again, maybe this can come in handy.
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The russian disinfo are ramping up.
Ukraine needs our help Fellas 🫡
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The Swedish police have recently handed over vehicles and equipment to the police in Ukraine.
This included police vehicles, drones, software for identifying mass graves, medical equipment, emergency supplies and paw guards for dogs.
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When Sweden joins NATO, if ever, I will get drunk on mead and donate a plethora to Ukraine.
Additionally, I will forge a new Fella and become
Bonkalf the White 🌻🇸🇪🇳🇴🇫🇮🌻
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500 million years ago, the ancestor of NAFO conquered the earth. That is basically the reason why terrorist russia is a fake country that should collapse or at least withdraw from Ukraine
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Remember what our biolab mum said every morning:
“Brush your teeth and like this tweet”.
In today's
#vatniksoup
, I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk (
@elonmusk
). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives.
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Finally someone stopping the russian circus before it starts.
Based, France 🇫🇷
Russian circus cancelled at the UN stage.
France (currently presiding the Council) rejected Russia's request to hold a January 24 meeting of the UN Security Council regarding the downed Il-76.
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BREAKING PARODY
Hungary to disarm and disband it´s army, keeping only a small security detachment for the President.
"All Hungarian military materiel will be sold or go to museums" says Szijjarto and adds "The Hungarian armed forces will only prolong the war if we are invaded".
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If russia doesn’t accept the Ukrainian peace formula, NAFO will
A. Continue its world expansion,
B. Develop new superior memes and
C. Become worse.
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Ok, so UK has promised eternal support to Ukraine. Finland is closing its border to Russia. China states US is its friend. 1330 lesser russian invaders in Ukraine since yesterday. Germany will double its support to Ukraine 2024. Sweden launched a new SIGINT ship in the Baltic Sea
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I´ve compiled key findings from the report on the Russian genocidal war on Ukraine into a graphic. I know, it´s packed with a mess of info, nonetheless, I think it was worth my time for the sake of presenting an holistic view on the ongoing war crimes committed by Russia.
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Finally someone sorting out the payment issue, haven’t got paid for two months, just some kibble every now and then.
But I like the kibble.
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Dognamit NAFO, what have you turned my life into?
My iPhone have recognized Putin as one additional family member in my digital photo album because of all the memes and russian propaganda screen dump crap.
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The
#NAFO
clerk fella who created this report form did an excellent job. It is clear and complete. I hope NAFO HQ gave this fella a salary increase and some days off.
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It´s always hilarious looking at Surströmming challenge videos. I have compiled a few pics before and after.
@Lammis8
came up with the idea.
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Can anyone see my tweets?
Since the Mustard went haywire on tuning the reward and penalty system, it feels like tweeting and retweeting in a jelly of emptiness.
Except when fellas throws out tweets if anyone can see them.
Maybe fool the system by starting with “Can anyone …”?
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So, the war that russia started to stop the war russia started, which isn’t a war although it’s a war with NATO, will become a war if NATO deploys troops in Ukraine.
Have I understood it correctly?
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There are rumors Putin - for some reason - got so mad today that he pooped his pants. Can anyone confirm?
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It´s my fellaversary +5 days. One year of continuous work at Langley for the sake of Ukraine's freedom and liberty with all great Fellas.
I was forged by
@fabizimt
finding myself on a beautiful field. A Pug appeared and photobombed me, and teleported itself away the minute after.
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The Russian garrison in Alakurtti has been followed up by satellite images.
Equipment has been transferred steadily from the area, more than hundred artillery pieces are gone.
Despite this, they are building large storehouses, enough to store equipment for a motorized brigade.
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”Residents estimated about 50,000 Russians had relocated to Mariupol, from Moscow, St Petersburg, Samara and other cities. ‘These incomers don’t have any idea of what happened. They watch propaganda on TV and think we were rescued from neo-Nazis,” one person said.’”
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Fellas, just so you know, I ignore all tweets about NAFO infighting not concerning pineapple on pizza.
I bet 90% of NAFO is unaware about any such infighting but some write about them and expand them as they are commonly known and a systemic problem.
Almost like disinfo.
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The Swedish defense minister Jonson confirms Ukrainian pilots and ground personnel have successfully completed an introduction training on the JAS Gripen system.
“We do not rule out supporting Ukraine with the Gripen”, says Jonson.
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Putin losses per 24/10/23 reported by NAFO general staff, Langley.
+1 Putin.
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For f sake, what’s up with the US I grew up with looking up to. Sounds like it has become a nonsensical tiny jellyfish. Dognamit. I’m really disappointed.
❗The USA does not support Ukraine's strikes inside the russian federation, - US Secretary of State Blinken, commenting on the strikes on the 🇷🇺refineries🙃
Your comments.?....?
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When I was cleaning the toilets at the Langley cafeteria, someone had left a five MUGAton FAFOnium charged nuclear anti-vatnik bomb without cleaning up after the visit. Disgusting.
Second time this week!
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@pslnational
So Russian imperialism is not imperialism? Russia as an authoritarian right wing state invades a sovereign country, performing genocides and annexations. And you support it? You guys are a joke and should be ashamed.
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Since the Mustard tried to make us all invisible, the NAFO Department of Boosting has worked day and night for solutions.
But I grew tired waiting for their memes and produced my own.
Do you fellas have boosting memes to share?
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It´s Saturday for most of us, and that means the movie theater in Langley, in building [redacted] will open. The film starts at [redacted]. Bring your own [redacted]. Tonight it´s the classical A Bridge Too Much, a must see! Because tonight the bridge will hopefully be [redacted]
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@Kasparov63
"There is a disturbing asymmetry in the fact that communications from the terrorist organization Hamas are picked up and spread uncritically /.../ objections from the region's democracy, Israel, are treated as biased submissions that always require independent verification."
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Five awesome NAFO names I have stumbled upon recently.
The Bilbo of Consequences
@hobbitfella
Putler's Copium Dealer
@dingdang86
KIWI CAKEY BAKEY FELLA
@AllisonSENDmum
The MarshmellaFella
@pirate_alia
Zinedine Zidane's Headbonk of Truth
@NOT_CIA_Bot2324
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Fellas, we are compromised. This dude seems to know about the top secret elite NAFO strategical special operations group working directly for [redacted]. He even knows their callsign.
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Sweden is holding it together despite being subject for hybrid warfare and having outspoken enemies within EU and elsewhere, denying membership of NATO, financing campaigns meant to destabilize Sweden and to cause terror attacks.
I urge to other EU members to keep its calm as 🇸🇪
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Zelensky at a conference in Kyiv:
- They ask how the counteroffensive is going, what our next move looks like. My answer right now is: we are moving faster than your sanctions package (against Russia).
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My boss arranged for career development talks and told me to fill in this. This can be my chance, but it´s way too complicated. He booked a room at [redacted] but I don´t know where [redacted] is, anyone?
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Great news, the Finnish Police and Customs in cooperation with authorities in US, UK and Netherlands, and Europol, put an end to smuggling of drones and anti-drone equipment to russia. Two companies are suspected for unauthorized export of defense materiel and other crimes.
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Ok, so, russia doesn’t want these news about the protests in Bashkortostan to spread 😏
Telegram blocked six channels covering the protests in Bashkortostan for two days. The channels "Kushtau Bayram", RusNews, "The One from Bashkort", "Nuclear Ant", "As it is about Bashkortostan" and "Irandyk Sabantuy" disappeared from open access yesterday and today.
These news
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Ok, so the alternative railroad bypassing the Severomuysky Tunnel had some unluck and blew up.
Allegedely, explosives detonated involving a fuel train set and the Chertov bridge.
På BAM-järnvägen i sibiriska Burjatien ska ytterligare ett ryskt tågsätt ha gått i luften. 6 cisterner med bränsle fattade eld när en sprängladdning gick av på den 35 m höga Chertov-bron. Det här var en uppföljningsattack efter gårdagens smäll i en järnvägstunnel. Eftersom den
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Anyone tired of the Russian propaganda "NATO encirclement? I made this graphics which shows who encircled who. I´m up for ideas adding info.
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@visegrad24
”Communism - always one execution away from Utopia”
Ain’t that right
@NMAsiaPac
?
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Ok, so the Pope, Trump, Orban, Fico and russian big trolls, small trolls and russian bot farms don’t want russia to withdraw from Ukraine to end the war and the russian genocide.
Have I missed someone?
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NAFO HR was devastated learning of an unknown Fella 2k followers who quit NAFO, and realized there aren´t any offboarding process dealing with it. They have suggested this form for providing feedback.
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”Russia cannot be defeated”
Bah, russia hasn’t won the Ice Hockey World Championships since 2014.
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🇷🇺 lost the war already the first months. None of Putin’s goals with the SMO have been achieved, with the Rusty Horde bogged down with tremendous losses, where Ukraine have made the occupied lands untenable for the invader.
🇷🇺 is fighting for continuous eroding goals.
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A few days after the Soviet invasion of Finland 1939, Molotov claimed "The Soviet doesn´t wage war, nor threat Finland with war".
Molotov also claimed there was no reason of summoning the assembly of League of Nations since the Soviet wasn´t in "a state of war".
Ingen nyhet att Ryssland ljuger om sin krigföring direkt. Bild av
@untse
4/12 1939, några dagar efter att Sovjetunionen anföll Finland
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Since Russian embassies started showing up in my feed, I noticed they are whining about issues either made up or secondary effects of their own doings. I made a graphic to illustrate this and the latest topics so a five year old can understand.
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Dognamit … that was one of the best roast of russia and russian nonsense I’ve ever heard. Based Poland.
This intervention by
@radeksikorski
🇵🇱 in the 🇺🇳 Security Council today will be a classic. Not much left of 🇷🇺 after that.
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So, if I understand this correctly:
Hungary gov. is using ill faith antidemocratic actions by blocking EU aid to a third party democratic country fighting for its survival, in order to retrieve fundings which is blocked because Hungary doesn’t comply with EU democratic standards.
“Hungary will lift the ban on financing Ukraine if the EU gives it billions of euros. Orban's adviser told Bloomberg that Budapest is counting on 30 billion euros that the EU is withholding due to problems with democracy in the country.
Hungary is blackmailing the EU.
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Where are all the Russian soldiers?
That´s a question that has been bothering me during this war, knowing the amount of people amassed by Kremlin to throw into the meat grinder.
I took some time to make an analysis in order to visualize and try to grip what happened during 2022.
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@NOELreports
That’s actually great news. Putin, a former KGB clerk, is commanding the whole russian army.
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The many years of conflict and NAFO infighting is finally coming to an end.
At the NAFO board meeting, it was decided that it’s OK to eat pizzas with pineapple or bananas, if it is consumed in private and in motivated quantities.
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@RussianEmbassy
@mfa_russia
@Telegraph
@guardian
@FT
@Daily_Express
@TheEconomist
@spectator
@DailyMailUK
@TheSun
@SkyNews
A quarter of the cost of a Ka-52 helicopter then. Over 50 destroyed so far, what does the Russian tax payers say about that?
Or the Moskva ship?
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@wartranslated
Iran, China, North Korea and russia “building freedom for all people in the world”. Must be the joke of the year.
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@JohnnyKeyz82
“I would go there if you weren’t here on X and spreading russian nonsense that I have to deal with”.
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And I have always said that send it all, and just replenish. The security of Europe stands and falls with Ukraine. But if such a significant contribution with a battalion worth of CV90s,
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This IFV is as potent, and maybe more, than the Bradley in terms of protection, mobility and tank busting capability. And the US is sending 59 of its IFVs. It has been a major debate within Swedish mil debaters if sending something at all due to the cuts in the defense.
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It’s soon 2024 and parts of Ukraine is still occupied. I will add an Ukrainian city, town or region to my X-name for the support of the liberation from the russian occupation forces and get peoples attention to Ukraine.
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This tweet is only meant for engagement farming.
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I suspect you’ll see less of Swedish Fellas for a while.
X is infested by Swedish far right, far left, russian bots and others using pro-russian narratives working against the government’s and the authorities’ aim of increasing the defense capabilities.
We’ll be back 🫡
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Guess I have to set a timer on hourly basis remembering to relike the tweet.
In today's
#vatniksoup
, I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk (
@elonmusk
). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives.
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@Podolyak_M
Yes, I believe your conclusions are spot on, this is what’s going on. Russia has more to win with an operational pause since there are indications of e.g. logistical problems and even breakdowns, they want to fix.
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TBH, I´ve never cared about the amount of followers and have not worked actively to increase the numbers. See a fella, follow a fella. But 4k is a magic number and the Mustards algorithms doesn't help much. Can you help me?
For those I haven't followed back, please let me know.
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The Swedish government should demand Russia to give back the captured CV9040C, including the can of Surströmming, to Sweden.
Why? Because 1) Sweden handed over the U-137 1981, 2) Ukraine needs it back in operations and 3) Surströmming is really dangerous if it malfunctions.
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I've seen russian troll tweets about NAFO being an Ayden away from dying, and big trolls even celebrating as if russia already won the war.
Guess russia is pushing in their last tiny oil revenues into a big information push.
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Ok, in russia
- Citizens are freezing
- Moscow central heating pipes burst
- Queues for fuel and eggs
- Number of fires has doubled
- Scheduled blackouts in Moscow
- Ru troops gets no rotation
- 367k soldiers dead
Guess Putin would loose the election badly if it was a democracy.
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”Russia needs a security buffer/small countries are buffer countries for russia”
NO!
That’s russian imperialism speaking. russia doesn’t have more rights than other nations to security. It’s a russian colonial scam.
It’s the World who needs a russia respecting international rules
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New support package to 🇺🇦 from Sweden includes:
10 Stridsbåt 90
20 G-båt
Sea mines and torpedoes
RBS 70
Artillery ammunition
Carl Gustav recoilless rifles
Hand grenades
Medical equipment and vehicles
Fundings for procurement of new CV90s
Fundings for education
Stridsbåt 90
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Senator Vance just said if Europeans had spent more on their defense, the US could have afford health care at the same level of Europe provides for its citizens.
OK. But to me it seems that the US also has spent less and less in the defense of Europe.
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Refugees from russia tries to flee to Europe through the Finnish border, desperately seeking the spartan and poor life as Peskov’s daughter had in Paris.
@maria_avdv
they all want the spartan lifestyle of
#PeskovWarCriminal
´s daughter. or
#SolovyevWarCriminal
´s son.
#rashkaparashka
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@NOELreports
I wonder how long the world must listen to the obvious lies and nonsense from russia. It’s not rocket science concluding whose country’s army is on the wrong side of their own border. 🤷🏼♂️
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I have updated the graphics of the genocidal war russia is conducting in Ukraine.
Some figures have changed since the report came out in July.
My intentions with this to easier and holistically get an understanding about the magnitude of the atrocities committed by russia ...
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So, tiny Ayden referred to Fella with 2k followers who quit NAFO as an example of russia defeating NAFO.
Langley PR now plans for building a Mausoleum for the unknown Fella. They want our feedback.
Send feedback to [REDACTED].
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Is this true? The ambassadors of Russia, Belarus and Iran is invited to the Nobel banquet?
Someone at the committee must have been really unlucky when trying to use their brains.
@NobelPrize
Nobelstiftelsen bjuder in Rysslands, Belarus och Irans ambassadörer till Nobelfesten.
Moralisk kompass efterfrågas. Sågs senast försvinna tillsammans med Nobelstiftelsens ryggrad.
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Follow Fella Friday!
Some Fellas deserving more followers to boost the powers of NAFO:
@elainewombatpa
@mats_data
@west46491059
@aquilacalpensis
@renvemmelund
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@NOELreports
I´ve seen that before. It´s bioengineered western woke LGBTQIA+ wax bullet fired into confined spaces, which can get grown men start whining, crying like babies or even cause theatrical spasms.
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"Good news, the Turkish President Erdoğan has now handed over the ratification documents to the Turkish Parliament. It now remains for the Parliament to deal with the ratification. We look forward to become a member of NATO."
Glädjande besked att Turkiets president Erdoğan nu har lämnat över ratificeringsdokumenten till det turkiska parlamentet. Nu återstår för parlamentet att behandla frågan. Vi ser fram emot att bli medlem i Nato.
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Despite my whining, knowing some Swedish countrymen needing confirmation, most important is to get the systems in place and start producing effect in the battlefield, with the goal of pushing Russia out of Ukraine rather than appeasing Swedes.
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This is fantastic!
PowerUpUkraine asked for 45k € for a large power generator but received 200k €!
They will now use the surplus to buy as many 6-8 kW power generators they can afford and deploy them where they are needed in Ukraine.
TACK, TACK, TACK!! Vi bad om 500.000kr tills på söndag.
125.000 visningar, 500 likes, 250 delningar senare. Så är vi redan i mål… Det är du och drygt 3000 andra som gjort det möjligt! Men innan jag avslöjar slutresultatet vill jag göra några honorable mentions.
- Lars
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refurbished for abroad operations, Archers and other systems are sent to great consequence for the own defense, and there’s no real acknowledgment, I fear the internal debate in Sweden will change into another tone.
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The terrorist Russia invades from Belarus, transfer nukes to Belarus, deploys wankers into Belarus and now launches Khinzal missiles from Belarus.
So far, the world hasn’t reacted on the Belarusian involvement, but this must surely cause protests? From the West at least?
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