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Here, I post whatever I feel like and write whatever I want to. Not kidding bjabfmnsbfsdbhjfsasb. 💼: LinkedIn, India. Ex - Pocket Aces (FilterCopy)

Mumbai / Nagpur, India
Joined July 2009
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Raunak
8 years
*At McDonald's* "Ek glass paani dena" "Sir, agar usme burger, coke aur fries add karte ho to meal ho jayega. De doon?"
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3 years
The print shop near my house is extremely professional.
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3 years
Reason why I consume news only in Marathi. ♥️
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11 months
Somewhere in India, a man is rehearsing his World Cup winning speech. And no, his name is not Rohit Sharma.
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6 years
Whenever I see a Sacred Games poster with Saif wearing a turban, 'Aaj Din Chadheya' starts playing in my head.
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8 years
1. @JusReign with the blue tick. 2. Jus Reign without the blue tick.
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10 years
Friend : Bro, college vale koi LGBT certificate maang rahe hai! After 10 minutes I realized, that he meant Eligibility Certificate.
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8 years
Relationship status:
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5 years
This Sunday at 5 PM during Janta Curfew, all of us have to behave like Barbeque Nation employees celebrating someone's birthday.
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8 years
Me to my Android phone: Ok Google. Tamil Friend: OK Kanmani was better.
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3 years
Santoor ads have really messed up the idea of meeting young women for me. Because I am constantly scared that out of nowhere a kid will come running and call her mummy and I will have to act surprised.
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8 years
This was my favorite episode from Rakhi Ka Insaaf. Eagerly waiting for Season 2.
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8 years
Friend: Bro, what is your Sun Sign? Me:
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8 years
Google Maps: Don't use this route. There's traffic. Me: How come this route has traffic, today? G-Maps: I asked everyone to use it.
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7 years
Feeling so proud and patriotic to see Yogi Adityanath on Jimmy Fallon's show! Bharat Mata ki Jai.
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8 years
Just realized that Xbox's logo is inspired from Haldiram's Kaju Kamal Bhog. Modiji, please take required action.
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@MeraHandle
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3 years
This jacket was worn by 5 different people including me in the same function. Moral of the story: Never buy the highly rated and purchased clothes on e-commerce websites.
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1 year
@VishalDayama New IPL team - Mumbai Bhartiya.
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@MeraHandle
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9 years
"Tu kisi MonoRail si guzarti hai. Main kisi jhuggi sa thartharata hoon" #Mumbai
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3 years
There's a sunflower in my garden. 😭🌤️🌻
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@MeraHandle
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8 years
When the Lacoste logo tries to become the Puma logo.
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11 months
Need a revenge for this as well.
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@MeraHandle
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8 years
Never understood the concept of asking an entry fee for a marathon. Matlab bhaagu bhi main, aur paisa bhi main hi doon?
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3 years
B Praak singing Mann Bharryaa outside the stadium.
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8 years
Every 'Twitter celebrity'.
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8 years
Didn't know that Mr. Sharad Pawar is also contesting the US Presidential Election.
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7 years
Shots fired at Arun Jaitley.
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7 years
Went to get a landline connection, got treated like a Tinder connection.
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4 years
List of Government of Maharashtra's Shiv Bhojan Thali Centres. Food is being given FREE of cost here. Please check your city and share the information with people in need. #Maharashtra Link -
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8 years
The cracker-less Diwali and water-less Holi message never reaches its target audience.
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1 year
@WrestleOps Lights. Camera. Action. Hustle. Loyalty. Respect.
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3 years
Mi Marathi, Vile Parle. ✨❤️
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8 years
Exclusive photograph of the queue outside my bank's ATM.
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8 years
Why did they name the movie as Baar Baar Dekho and not GIF?
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8 years
Mahatma Gandhi preached non-violence to avoid birthday bumps.
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7 years
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8 years
This 👏is 👏 how 👏 I 👏 clean 👏 my 👏 hands 👏 after 👏 eating 👏 Sev.
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8 years
"Please untag us from every argument" - Soldiers
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8 years
Anand Bhai from Munnabhai M.B.B.S blinked his eyes after reading this.
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Centre will issue ‘guidelines’ in ten days on how handicapped persons should ‘show respect’ to the national anthem.
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6 years
Finally got @TheAaryanKartik himself to the #PoseLikeKartikAaryan series!
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4 years
Home-grown! 🌻✨
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8 years
Dadaji ke daant khane ke aur dikhane ke aur.
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8 years
I have created this WhatsApp forward after an extensive research. Please forward to all proud Indians. Jai Hind.
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4 years
I know gutter ka paani hai, but nostalgia ke liye main piyunga! 🌈🌻
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4 years
Some visuals from the magnificent @mybmc HQ, where we now have a weekly heritage walk organized by @HelloMTDC @Khaki_Tours @AUThackeray . It's a must have experience! ✨🌻
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@VishalDayama koi inko batao hum Australia nahi hai.
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8 years
Pune Tinder scene is lit af.
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4 years
PR will help you hide the death toll, not the dead bodies.
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8 years
The only purpose of buying a wall calendar is to use it as an attendance register for your Cook, Maid, Doodhwala and Paperwala.
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8 years
"Pierce Brosnan should not have made that comment" - Vijay Goel
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@MeraHandle
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7 years
Tom Hardy was the first person to be tied to an army jeep.
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@MeraHandle
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4 years
My colony shopkeeper is precise AF. 📃
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8 years
No clue why people post their old travel photos and caption them as 'Take me back'. I mean, why should I? Did you even ask me when you went?
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8 years
When your cab driver perfectly follows the map and your faith in humanity is restored.
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@MeraHandle
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4 years
I am not even kidding. A man entered my Mom's bank. He didn't have a mask with him and when he came to the counter, he just put his hand on his face and nose to compensate.
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@MeraHandle
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7 years
LOL, even Shiv Sena created their version!
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@MeraHandle
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3 years
Just saw Radhe and this scene really pissed me off. How can he click a photo with his fingers on the camera? Barring this, rest of the film makes complete sense.
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@MeraHandle
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1 year
@JohnCena @WWEIndia @WWE You kept your promise, Cena! We love you!
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@MeraHandle
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8 years
Waiting for the day when Aadhaar Card becomes mandatory for making an Aadhaar Card.
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@ShashiTharoor New IPL team - Mumbai Bhartiya.
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8 years
Relatives are not letting me buy a OnePlus because its tagline says 'Never Settle'.
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8 years
Eagerly waiting for Baigani, Bhoora, Jamuni, Rani Colour, Mehndi Color.
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@MeraHandle
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5 years
What I got when I asked for a window seat! 🙄✈️
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@MeraHandle
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8 years
Handling the outrage after a controversial tweet.
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8 years
@LALUMMLAL @hankypanty @mojorojo Buy this one as well. Sena's beliefs quashed in a few pages.
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@MeraHandle
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4 years
I don't understand why people send voice notes that are over a minute?! Just make a call or start a podcast.
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8 years
Why do NRI kids in Bollywood movies always play football? Shouldn't they participate in a Spelling Bee competition instead?
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8 years
Force = Mass x Acceleration John Abraham's Force = Endura Mass x Acceleration
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3 years
"Actors don't have a heart and emotions IRL." *Actor posts a heartfelt, raw photo with his Mom* "Abey deewar leakage theek kar."
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On a lazy breakfast date with my mum ❤️ It’s a good morning ☀️ Sunday feels on Wednesday are best ☺️ Now go give your mom a hug.
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8 years
Not sure if Newshour Debate or YouTube FanFest.
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1 year
@peeleraja Hahha! If you've taken the "Masterclass" you won't spend so much.
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8 years
Twitter bio goals.
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6 years
Kaafi ironic.
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Growing up is realizing that SBI's strict lunch time policy is not a joke but actually a good habit.
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@MeraHandle
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4 years
Biden - 264 Trump- 214 Star Garage - 8881212
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9 years
@AksharPathak The tagline of Pankaj Udhas's Volkswagen is Udas Auto.
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2 years
Who needs a watch when you have this ⌚️🔥 #Mumbai
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8 years
@sagarcasm If Shobhaa De marries Kapil Sibal, she will become Shobhaa Decible and would probably listen to the things she is saying.
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8 years
Maid isn't coming since the last 4 days and we're daily eating at new palces and rating them. I think she's joined the Zomato Marketing team
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8 years
Whenever I cross the Magicbricks Western Express Highway Mumbai Metro Station.
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10 months
@ugach_kahitarii Tatya Vinchu was 10x dangerous than Dawood. 🔫
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6 years
It's so annoying to see a ton of insensitive and punching down memes on Kubbra Sait's Sacred Games character Kuckoo. It definitely proves that acceptance of the LGBT community, even if the law is passed, will take a long time.
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7 years
Okay, cool.
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8 years
Family Guy ft. Gau Rakshaks.
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8 years
This Diwali, don't burst a pataka. Date one. Because it is important to objectify women during every festival.
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@MeraHandle
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2 years
Making things easier for my creative industry friends.
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8 years
@supaarwoman This is the WhatsApp status of my Pune-Mumbai bus booking agent.
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2 years
The Maharashtra CM post curse is back. No CM apart from Vasantrao Naik was able to complete a full 5 year term. Devendra Fadnavis (2014-2019) broke the curse. And now it's back again with Uddhav Thackeray resigning.
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8 years
Mumbai Local goals.
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This one is again a classic. I cried a lot.
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8 years
Neat.
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7 years
[Sansui Antakshari in 2018] Annu Kapoor: Abhi hum khelenge Dhun Round. Contestant: *opens Shazam* Annu Kapoor: ISS CHEEZ KO NAI KHOLNEKA.
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7 years
I've no clue why most of the TV shows sound like someone verbally GeoTagging their family members.
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@MeraHandle
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8 years
Kaafi awards last night for team @filtercopy . Thank you, @mytalentrack !
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8 years
@SahilRiz This movie in one gif.
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4 years
Fourth month into working from home and my Mom still sends me to buy vegetables in the middle of a work call.
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7 years
Just before all of us yelled the trademark 'HEYY GUYSSSSS'. // @filtercopy @DiceMediaIndia @GobbleTweets .
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7 years
This is a satellite image of an actual building inside the Dera compound.
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