Sahil Rizwan
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Also, if you're a fan of The Vigil Idiot, may I interest you in helping it stick around & stay on the regular?
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Which three movies should be watched together as an unofficial trilogy?
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My favourite part from 'Ek Tha Tiger' was when the VFX studio released a showreel of their work, and accidentally revealed how Bhai went from no-pack-flab to six-pack-abs.
(And then had to remove the video from every platform, because Bhai) 😂
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To go from the most clowned on man in the country for a decade to today... Props where due, because he's a stronger man than I am. I toh would've peaced out & lived off my family wealth after 2014 only.
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Roasted her ass harder than anyone on Twitter or Reels
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Imagine being a Sangeet choreographer spending days coming up with a routine, and then showing up to see that the groom's BFF is Hrithik Roshan who's taken over the dance floor just doing timepass.
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Akshay Kumar is unfortunately a legit comedy GOAT & Bollywood has been worse off since the day he decided to switch to samaj seva cinema or whatever he claims to do now.
Deadpan, slapstick, straight man... he's the only A-lister who could pull it off.
What is your Bollywood hot take which will have you like this ?
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WhatsApp has alerted me to the presence of Malayalam commentary at the World Cup...
I. Am. Sold.
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In a career full of badass mic drop moments, this is my pick for the badassiest, mic droppiest of them all. Dude might as well have had pixellated sunglasses & the "Thug Life" text walking around with him at all times. 🙏🏾
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India is not for beginners.
(📍Mahalakshmi Layout, Bengaluru)
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By far, the best content to come out of Sonam Kapoor's wedding is the running commentary from the photographers outside the venue.
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Obligatory "Devendra Fadnavis on his way to London to form the government".mp4
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Hope Amitabh Bachchan doesn't respond to a single birthday greeting today
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Out of context conversations from Netflix's 'Indian Matchmaking'...
(Although, do you even need the context, really?)
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Me watching Reddit bros take down evil corporate hedge funds, having never invested in a single stock in my life
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For me, the biggest twist related to 'Race 3' has been finding out that there exists a third Abbas-Mustan brother.
Shoutout to whoever does the laundry in that household.
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There are two types of filthy rich people in the world - Those who can get Beyoncé to perform for them, and those who can get Zendaya, Tom Holland, and Gigi Hadid as seat fillers to watch their own performance.
The Ambanis are both.
Nobody doing tacky rich like Nita Ambani who insists on inviting the most beautiful, famous celebrities only so they can be audience to her deer-caught-in-headlights garba dancing on stage.
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You know the pandemic has hit people hard when Shah Rukh Khan has to join the Pan Masala Cinematic Universe.
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If ever you're having a bad day, just go back to this & remind yourself what real struggle looks like.
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Not me thinking that tiramisu is made from bhindi. Is it only called "ladyfinger" in India?
Tiramisu is an Italian dessert made of ladyfingers (savoiardi) dipped in coffee, layered with a whipped mixture of eggs, sugar and mascarpone and flavoured with cocoa.
[📹 bedouinfoodie]
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I've bought a lot of random things online, but in terms of effectiveness & delivering exactly what it promises, this Pigeon veggie chopper is in the God Tier. 🙏🏾
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India having to drop players for the next test or getting the entire series cancelled because of a random overenthu Twitter guy would be quite a momentous & hilarious start to 2021.
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Desi YouTubers & influencers when they have to play their moms in sketches with no wigs or makeup skills
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Weird how, as children, Parker Pens were the ultimate luxury brand & you thought that only the richest business types used them, and then you realise you can get one for like 200 bucks.
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Sunny Leone has gone to Kerala & basically become Khaleesi.
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Niki Lauda has founded a new airline, and you'd think the name would be the funniest part of it.
But then you read the company tagline...
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Man made the recording stop right after getting his wife caught in the hottest burn of 2023 loll
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Desi Twitter is sleeping on Ulhas Kamathe AKA the "Chicken Leg Piece" guy, whose entire channel is just him eating chicken leg pieces.
He has 1.2 million followers, mostly foreigners, just waiting for him to say "Chicken Leg Pis!" every day.
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This fight is everything Delhi in 60 seconds. 😂
Posh women with British accents bitching each other out, while their male friends have their guns out on the side screaming "Maadar, tu kal mil!"
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This is one piece of Super Bowl content I wasn't expecting to see today.
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The entire country might be burning, but some things remain constant...
Will Bhanu Pratap Singh ever forgive his son?
Find out in ‘Sooryavansham’, tonight at 8 PM, only on Sony MAX!
#SooryavanshamOnSonyMAX
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Lol I know there was a pandemic & everything, but it's hilarious how every other moderately successful Indian webseries has managed to release multiple seasons, spinoffs, and cinematic universes since 2020, while 'Made in Heaven' has been shooting Season 2 for 84 years now.
Filming resumes for
#Aarya
S3. Coming soon on
@DisneyPlusHS
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@thesushmitasen
@sikandarkher
@RamKMadhvani
@amita_madhvani
#KapilSharma
#ShraddhaPasi
#SiaBhuyan
#KhushbooAgarwalRaj
#AmitRaj
@anusinghc
@OfficialRMFilms
@EndemolShineIND
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Fun Fact: In a year, SRK will be as old as Amitabh Bachchan was (56) when they started filming 'Mohabbatein'.
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There is a LOOOOT happening in this clip of Akash Ambani watching his bride walk down the aisle, and almost none of it is normal human behaviour.
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Lalit Modi really said fuck soft launching your partner, I'mma nuke everyone's TL with one post.
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Happy 6-year anniversary to the greatest Christmas tweet of all time.
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Anvita Dutt's 'Bulbbul' is great, but a special shoutout must go out to Anushka Sharma too at this point.
'Pataal Lok' aside, between 'NH10', 'Pari', and this, her production house is quietly reaching for A24 indie studio levels in terms of offbeat psych-horror-dramas.
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Lmao brother really thought he could go on the BBC to preach the official line & wouldn't be called out like he's on Times Now or some shit.
“If you create panic out of the crisis, every government has a right to control the panic.”
As Covid critical posts are removed on social media platforms in India, the BJP's
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responds with “tweeters have to comply" with the country's content regulations
#Newsnight
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Dialogue straight out of some B-grade Hotstar webseries that you only see trailers of during cricket matches.
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Lajol is the killer
Trailer of Lupt starring Jaaved Jaaferi, Vijay Raaz, Karan Aanand, Niki Walia, Meenakshi Dixit and Rishab Chadha. Produced by Fun Entertainments, 5 Oct release
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Find yourself a man who loves you like Jackie Shroff loves his plants
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I love every single thing about this post!
- Sylvester Stallone promoting a Bollywood movie
- That movie being 'Race 3'
- Sly calling Salman Khan "very talented film hero', & then uploading someone else's photo
- That someone else being Bobby Deol!
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What life must be like when you can hire Bhai as a sidey backup dancer...
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I am the ungli-doing guy to his left stealing his sunglasses, wiping his tears, & actually hitting him when he says "Maaro mujhe, maaro!" 😂
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'Mission: Impossible', 'Oppenheimer', and 'Barbie' all opening to unanimous raves might make the next two weeks the strongest run of big theatrical movies in years.
Meanwhile, the Varun Dhawan & Jahnvi Kapoor World War 2-Hitler love story that's also releasing with them...
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New life goal is to become famous enough that no one questions when you make an account for your dog & call *yourself* the best from it.
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Love PVR. Literally 20 minutes late for a show & they're still only on the Maanyavar ad.
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Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history"
Me, an intellectual:
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Why he looking like a Pakistani cricketer? Like if Shahid Afridi & Ali Zafar had a lovechild.
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How is it that every second person in the CGI credits of Hollywood blockbusters is Indian & domestically we're left with this? 😪
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RT if you've never synonymised this song with Akshay Kumar.
I would’ve definitely been disappointed if any other actor would’ve recreated Tip Tip Barsa Paani,a song which has been synonymous with me & my career & I can’t thank Ratan Jain ji enough. At times like these you realize,we may have come a long way but we also go back a long way
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Claiming this moniker in a year when someone two decades his senior has released two 1,000-crore films... Guts.
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This is just the best! Cricket commentary in unrelated situations.
The Ben Stokes & Ravi Shastri ones 😂
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In other news, lockdown has let me resurrect an old buddy from the dead. After a near two-year break, I'm unretiring The Vigil Idiot, say whaaa! 🤙🏾
(I've just given the site a makeover, but it's still the same horse I'm flogging. New recaps every week.)
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"Arey O Amit Shah, Aatay Ke Thelay..." is not a phrase I thought I'd ever hear, but I'm glad it's out there 😂
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Me spotting Indian names in the VFX credits of comic book movies
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There was a glorious era in the 2000s when this one friend group (Ranvir Shorey, Vinay Pathak, Konkona Sen, Neha Dhupia, Rajat Sharma & others) used to release a genuinely good low-budget indie, like, every month.
'Mithya' is still one of my all-time favs from that time.
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Exactly one year ago, Salman Khan got very hungry on stage.
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Perhaps nothing will mark the end of the "Superstar" era than *Taran Adarsh* panning all three Khans in the same year.
2018 has been a mood.
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The funniest thing about this whole Myntra thing is that, even though I highly doubt that many minds went there in the first place, you can't really unsee it anymore. And the new logo isn't enough of a redesign to ever change that association now.
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THE VIGIL IDIOT UPDATE: It's the first comic in, like, a year. And you know I had to do it to 'em.
It's 'Zero'! Read & RT, ya?
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Just when you thought her day couldn't get better.
Salman Khan vows to NEVER work with Priyanka Chopra again, insider reveals how the friendship is OVER
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The only worthy 'Indian Matchmaking' spinoff would be a show that is just these two responding to each others' questions with the vaguest possible answers.
No plot, only reaction shots.
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The only acceptable rendition of 'Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani' imho
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My favourite part of that bizarre Shloka Ambani birthday video is when, for a full 30 seconds, Nita lists all the new food she's introduced her to as the thing she's "first & foremost" thankful for... Better than the customised "Sound Of Music" soundtrack
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Akshay Kumar furiously getting on the phone right now to find out who her coach is & acquire the life rights.
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Great time to revisit the new Pakistani PM being periodically shaded by his ex-wife Jemima on Twitter
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Miss the days when he was making films about wife-swapping & fighting fake Undertakers.
This Deepawali,let us endeavor to keep alive the ideals of Ram in the consciousness of all Bharatiyas by building a bridge(setu) that will connect generations to come.
Taking this mammoth task ahead,here is our humble attempt -
#RamSetu
Wishing you & yours a very Happy Deepawali!
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38-year-old Jimmy Anderson bowling to 21-year-old Shubman Gill
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Honestly thought he had posted a Giga Chad jpg
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Never forget when anupam kher stood up for follically-challenged people everywhere
#TanakDhinDhin
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What is the best performance by sunglasses in a movie?
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All these celebs hyping up 'Sacred Games' & 'Lust Stories' getting nominated for International Emmy Awards, like we don't know that one of the nominees last year was 'Inside Edge' starring Vivek Oberoi.
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