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@CasaDupre
And? It means it could have happened an untold number of times in the last two years.
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@carolvorders
Came to my school and taught us how to make times tables fun by dancing/rapping/singing to them!
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@kendallrowanx
I actually think the decision in the Netherlands game was probably right. But it shouldn’t take 5 minutes to come to that decision.
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@MailSport
@MikeKeegan_DM
So what happens to Everton and Forest? Do they have points reinstated?
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United haven't scored a goal at home in the league for TWO MONTHS.
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@Malachians
@lauriewhitwell
@JamesHorncastle
@DiMarzio
Imagine looking at this squad and thinking Arnautovic is the answer.
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@fesshole
A shouted at someone who cut in front of me at a roundabout. They stuck their tongue out at me. Completely disarmed me.
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@henrywinter
@CharltonAcademy
I’d play Konsa, Guehi and Stones, drop Walker and Trippier and play Shaw and Trent wing backs. It obviously won’t ever happen.
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@sepinwall
So why are so many other people - including other reviewers - shitting all over it?
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@fesshole
My wife physically can’t turn off the pantry light. She’ll enter the pantry, turn the light on, get what she wants and then walk out, light still on. Every. Single. Time.
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Bring in Antony and Gakpo, sell Rashford and the net spend is pretty much $0. Good business.
Marcus Rashford has encouraged PSG in conversations over a proposed move, and agent Pini Zahavi is now understood to be operating as an intermediary.
#mufc
have insisted that Rashford is not for sale
#mulive
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@SimonBrundish
So you think it’s all about how much money is spent? The fact we’ve spent so much without success is symptomatic of what terrible owners they are!!
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@eddiemarsan
What if you have a Palestinian family member or friend who has been living under Israeli oppression and occupation for decades?
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@Mina_MUFC
@eternalmoi
All those other players would have required scouting. We don’t do that.
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@Peter92227218
@GNev2
If you honestly think that Boehly cares about the football pyramid then I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
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@fesshole
Now would be a good time to have an affair and/or file for divorce. My ex wife did the same. Didn’t get me so much as a card on one of my birthdays because she “didn’t have time” despite the fact she went shopping for herself the day before.
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@FabrizioRomano
Schmeichel to Nice one of the weirder moves of this window. What’s going on at Leicester?! They’re going to struggle next season.
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@Casey_Evans_
Grealish ahead of Giggs?! Gundogan ahead of Scholes?! He’s just mugging for the camera because he’s in the “Gerrard is better than Scholes” camp.
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@Casey_Evans_
It’s the same guy who came up with Arnautovic. If ever there was a way to say the club are broke, the last two days is it.
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@NotoriousIC4
@ShoaibMKhan
@LeeAndersonMP_
Imagine paying for a blue tick with 100 followers. Loser.
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@Michael21045634
@RahulKohli13
Most things can be explained by science. You can't explain things with something you have absolutely no proof of.
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@philallen84
He won’t though. He’ll still start Rashford. He’ll still start Bruno. He’ll probably start Martial. He’s as much to blame as the players.
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@UnitedRedscom
@vdsar1970
I was at this game and afterwards remarked “we’ve beat them on pens in the first game of the season, imagine if we also did it in the last game of the season (Champions League Final)”. And that’s exactly what we did!!!
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This is utter, utter nonsense. After June 30th our biggest ever loss will be off the books in terms of PSR calculations.
Why can’t these journos do simple calculations to work this out when people like
@SwedishRumble
can do it in their sleep?
🚨 Manchester United only have a gross budget of about £35m to spend this summer. The club hope it will be boosted by player sales.
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@KieranMaguire
Isn’t it a £20m profit? He was in the +1 year of his contract so the original 5 years was paid off.
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@Millar_Colin
And I thought Chelsea were ridiculous under Abramovich. Absolutely ridiculous amount to spend.
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@HarryRobbo1976
@AdamCrafton_
Being gay is no more a culture than being straight is, you absolute bell end.
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@onestep4ward
@StateOfLinkedIn
It isn’t. Well, the guy is being satirical. He has another post with him superimposed next to Boris. He may be successful but the post is a joke, if you have the context of his other posts.
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@howardnurse
Based on remaining amortisation, it’s actually a £3.3m accounting profit. But of course you knew that.
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@DMawston
Nothing will ever beat the Chelsea fan who used to brush his teeth throughout the entire game.
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@IanWright0
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@MiguelDelaney
Appointing a Luton fan as the VAR calls in to question the integrity of the game.
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@SkySportsNews
Only done this to keep her quiet. Wait now for Leanne Sanderson to come out and say she should be in there.
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@NUFCLC
@danielwooood
We don’t get every signing we want at all. We very rarely get the managers first choice. Stop trying to artificially develop this weird rivalry between the two clubs. There is no rivalry.
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@UtdPlug
@DeanJonesSoccer
Serie A will be perfect for Maguire. Look at what it’s done for Smalling. The concern would be that Southgate won’t consider him though. He doesn’t seem to know that Tomori, Smalling or Abraham exist.
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Lost a follower because I objected to Sam Smith simulating anal sex in front of children. The people who defend him are worse than Sam Smith himself. Anyone else want to unfollow me for the same reason, go ahead.
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@omalichanna
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@SkyNews
And what about Israel’s response? The Premier League can’t be seen to support that.
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@jabbathesutt
@pjstretfordend
You could argue Maguire went for the ball because Romero was behind him.
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@NotoriousIC4
@ShoaibMKhan
@LeeAndersonMP_
Haha mate I’m far from skint. But I also don’t seek acceptance and recognition from strangers.
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Before this (frankly dodgy/fictitious) Sheikh Jassim came on the scene, every United fan saw Sir Jim Ratcliffe as our saviour. But now they’re bitching and moaning because we’re not going the way of City, who they’ve bitched and moaned about since 2008.
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@JohnBrewin_
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@ForeverRed29
@FootyAccums
Let them pull their investments. Qatar, Saudi etc will soon fill their place. The Premier League need to play chicken with them now, essentially. And if the government get involved, FIFA can step in. It’s expressly against their rules.
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@9NewsMelb
@Elisabeth_Moss9
This is awful. I feel for the parents.
On the flip side, I would never ever send my ten week old child to day care.
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@OlibiasTV
@markgoldbridge
You’re kidding right? He’s never been within 10 miles of Old Trafford.
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@StretfordPaddck
Not mentioning the FA Cup, League Cup, Club World Cup and Europa League wins?
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@BBCSport
Lukaku replacing Kane is like marrying Margot Robbie, divorcing and then marrying Heather from Eastenders.
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@AnilKandola
@VarunVNix
How can he have full licence to rip up the squad and rebuild if he doesn’t have a say in transfers?
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@fesshole
A friend of mine once forgot to put his contacts in. Someone stopped in the street, they had a long catch up and the other person offered him a lift home. To this day (about 20 years later) he doesn’t know who it was.
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