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@NUFC ST holder home and away up the mags ⚫️⚪️
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Joined July 2020
“It’s time for people to fuck off out of our country” you’ve got a tattoo of a regime that murdered millions of British people you thick fat right mackem cunt. 👍🏻.
BREAKING: a man with a swastika tattoo is welcome onto far right demo in Sunderland tonight. Stop the far right. Join your local protest this weekend:
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Even if they hadn’t spent absolutley millions upon millions and were massive hypocrites, why on earth would it mean more to them than it would any other club? Honestly if you’ve been to Tenerife the scousers have been to Elevenerife.
"This means more to us!". Jurgen Klopp fully supports Trent Alexander-Arnold's recent comments on comparing Liverpool's titles to Man City's 🤝
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Every single year they identify a big money signing and they get him. Their fans will love him, then when he flops - they’ll blame the glazers. Every season. Rinse and repeat.
BREAKING: #MUFC are hopeful their third offer for #CFC’s Mason Mount will be accepted. Utd are preparing an offer of £55m plus add-ons, taking the overall package to around £60m. - talkSPORT sources understand. 📲 Listen ☞
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Just been in Toby Carvery and heard the lass ask an old bloke “have ya got any allergies?” And he gans “aye pollen” hahahahahahahahaa😭.
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Get European referees in the Premier League. 60,000 fans screaming at you, coupled with the egos of the golden boys like Rice and Arteta in your face and they still have the bollocks to say no penalty. Every single current Premier League referee folds and gives that. Gutless.
Bukayo Saka and the Arsenal players are 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐃 they should've had a penalty in the final minute of the game! 🍿. Correct decision? 👀. 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK
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If I’m Gordon I’d just fuck it off, same goes for Palmer. No surprise at all one player already refuses to play under this management. 50 goal contributions between them in the PL but Southgate thinks Eze and Bowen are more worthy of a game.
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Ian Wright and Lee Dixon have came to work to probably get away from sitting thinking about the death of their close pal and yet ITV have done nothing but shove it in their face despite Wright already telling them he’s not ready to talk about it. Shameful broadcasting this.
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This is why people hate Liverpool and scousers in general, they’ve just received THAT penalty decision and are now booing the officials off the pitch. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Sky Sports used to consist of Soccer AM on with soccerette, unbelievable tekkers, best bands in the world playing followed by Soccer Saturday with Jeff’s and the original team and Kammy at the games. To be replaced by the likes of Thogden and Rory who know nix about football.
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Gets to me so much this. People out there with no mother’s on Christmas Day and he’s out here bragging about being a prick to his and all for what, to call himself a lad lad lad on Twitter to get attention from strangers.
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“Broken brand” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 now why else would someone from Nottingham support Man United? That’s right, because they used to win it every single year. You don’t hate the league, you don’t think it’s boring, you don’t think it’s corrupt - you’re just bitter it’s not you anymore.
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@Archerszn1 Just the cheekbones/nose/narrow eyes. Just a similarity mate I’m not suggesting if she lined up RW I’d not know the difference.
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Boo hoo, all told us to get on with it when Jota dived and got given a pen against us. Swings and roundabouts, refs are shocking for everyone. Weren’t bothered last week when a mistake won them the game either were they?.
Were Liverpool unlucky to not be awarded a penalty? 🤔
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Only time I’ve ever been happy to see Man United win. Fucking whoppers making it all about him as usual.
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Why would anyone seriously ever wanna leave this place man? Breaks my fucking heart. For a coperate bowl full of YouTubers no less 🤮 #NUFC.
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So this Jay Slater then - we’re supposed to beleive he used the final 1% of his battery to ring his mate and say he had no water (as opposed to “come and get me”) and wandered from a busy street in broad daylight into wilderness? The story they’re going with just doesn’t add up.
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Now you’re back on Twitter @rioferdy5, would you care to explain why the glazers should sell Manchester United but why you told working class people of Newcastle that if Mike Ashley is such a shocking owner they should round up money and buy it themselves? . 🤷🏻♂️. #NUFC.
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Southgate probably pushed him off so he had an excuse not to play him whilst Foden’s missing. #NUFC.
Anthony Gordon has been pictured this morning with a graze on his chin, nose and with some red marks on his hands and wrists. He fell off of a bike yesterday at the England camp, according to the BBC.
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Serious thought here - I honestly think the 14 clubs outside the Sky 6 should have a meeting and agree to purposely break the PL’s FFP rules. What they gunna do, kick us all out the league? The entire thing is a complete farce. #AVFC #NUFC.
Aston Villa sold academy talent Jack Grealish for £100m 29 months ago. Now, to adhere to FFP, as they aim for the top four or even beyond, they may have to sell another academy talent for big money. The clubs who can afford him are their rivals at the summit. It is so so flawed.
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I remember at an away game a few years ago I told the lad next to me I’d be happy if I never had to see this lad in the shirt again. These days, I’d probably cry if I found out he was leaving. THE biggest turnaround in a footballer I have ever witnessed. 🇧🇷JOELINTON🇧🇷 #NUFC
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Hiya @SkySports if Andy Hinchclliffe hates Newcastle so much take him off our games. Sick to death of him saying every result flatters us, it’s every week. Give an unbiased co com a go and stick this bellend in the Championship where his career and expertise belongs. #NUFC.
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🗣️🚨EXCL: PL clubs will vote on the 11th of November on wether Harvey Barnes will be allowed to come back before New Year. Temporary measures will be reviewed because Eddie Howe said it’d be around January but it’s slightly earlier. Clubs feel #NUFC have unfair advantage.
Newcastle United get major boost as Harvey Barnes edges closer to return | @lee_ryder . #nufc
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@markgoldbridge He’s talking about the likes of you mate who’ve never been to a football game in their lives.
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I love Emil Krafth, but if we could get Salah for £30m and him going the other way, that would be absolutely elite business. #NUFC.
I love Gomez, but if we could get Gordon for £30m and him going the other way, that would be absolutely elite business.
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#EnoughIsEnough. I couldn’t agree more. Keep the immigrants and send this fucking Nazi and his mates back on a boat.
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As a Newcastle fan who hates them, it utterly baffles me why you’d rather play for Birmingham City instead of Sunderland. Don’t think some of these players realise how fucking lucky they are to be playing in front of North East fans every week.
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If you don’t know what’s happening tomorrow, you simply haven’t supported Newcastle United long enough. #NUFC.
Ipswich are the only Premier League team without a home win this term, drawing four and losing four of their eight matches. Their most recent top-flight victory at Portman Road was 1-0 against Middlesbrough back in April 2002. Newcastle have though lost just one of our eight
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We missed out on Ekitike and ended up with Isak. We missed out on Carlos and ended up with Sven Botman. We’ve missed out on him. So what. We will get someone better in as we’ve proven time and time again 👏🏻 ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #NUFC.
James Maddison will have a medical at Tottenham today as the Leicester City midfielder closes in on a move to North London 🩺
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Knew as soon as Klopp said he was leaving they’d go absolutely out of their way to make out any potential title win one that’s never been done before and some sort of miracle, bloke is running about with a multi million pound super team and goes on like they’re Leicester.
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Gets away with being a smarmy little prick purely because he looks 11 year old, he’s a 25 year old man going on like this the pube sniffer. #NUFC.
This Newcastle fan - and apparent stadium building and meteorology expert - has not taken the postponement well #afcwimbledon
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@TheCorbynator There is nothing normal about setting your own city alight and attacking innocent people for no reason whilst on the drink.
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Also all you cunts wanting to leave St James’ Park can’t even stay in your seats when we’re 0-2 down in a 52k seater much less a 80k seater. Our home support is embarrasing - West Ham fans singing “is there a fire drill?” in the 78th minute. Hang your heads in shame. #NUFC.
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Just a friendly reminder Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols confirmed in an interview Jimmy Saville shagging kids was being covered up by the BBC back in THE FUCKING 70’s. - they banned the interview. Don’t tweet about Tories though. Too far.
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@livhartshorn Shallow lasses who scream to be loved then consider finishing their lad cause he “fills his car with petrol” as someone on here put it. That’s the real ick.
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A reminder he’s going to Saudi Arabia for FIFTY MILLION POUNDS yet clubs wanted us investigated for selling Saint Maximin for £25m hahahaha #NUFC.
BREAKING: Aleksandar Mitrovic is close to completing a near £50m move to Saudi Arabian side Al-Hilal. The Fulham striker has agreed terms on a three-year contract. - talkSPORT sources understand. 🚨 More ☞
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Glory hunting football Twitter accounts using “we” and “us” when they have absoluley no affiliation whatsoever with the club they’ve chosen to like. For example UTDTrey would have you believe he’s the voice of their fans yet visited Old Trafford for the FIRST TIME a year ago.
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Two years ago, I was told during lockdown that my constant anxiety and fear of sleep, never wanting to go out, was schizophrenia. Since, I’ve got up and fought my hardest every day. Today, I’ve just been made the youngest manager in my company. I am so fucking proud of myself.
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Prince Harry did not do two tours of Afghanistan for he and his wife to be called “ginge and whinge” by people who can’t even be arsed to get up for their methadone. #MeghanandHarryonOprah
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We got battered at Milan and stole a point really so them first three games have now balanced themselves out. Beaten fair and square tonight. However, I AM SICK TO DEATH of people leaving early. Pint more important than a CL game for far too many. Does my absolute head in. #NUFC.
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Jesus Christ, is this how the Fabian Schar fan group feel? #NUFC.
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Jill Scott: Took England a while to realise “we need to get into this it’s not a friendly game.”. It literally is a friendly game.
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I’m not a conspiracy theory Newcastle fan as some are but nah now I fully believe the bigger clubs are massively threatened and completley rattled by little old Newcastle trying to compete. This is now the THIRD rule change since our takeover. #NUFC.
🚨 Premier League clubs set to vote on Nov 21 to introduce temporary BAN on incoming loan deals between associated party clubs. It needs 14/20 clubs to pass motion, as @CraigHope_DM reported. Crucial for deals like Ruben Neves and more.
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You wouldn’t think Eddie Howe started Emil Krafth, Paul Dummett, Matt Ritchie and two kids because of injuries and battered his £400m team off the pitch in their own back yard just two short weeks ago would you? #NUFC.
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Come back to this about February when Klopp starts saying he can’t compete with other clubs financially and starts name dropping Newcastle. Every big six club spends more than us and that is a FACT. #NUFC.
BREAKING: Dominik Szoboszlai to Liverpool, here we go! Understand RB Leipzig are now informed that Liverpool have triggered the release clause. 🚨🔴🇭🇺 #LFC. €70m deal done, to be signed soon. Personal terms agreed, Szobo’s ready for medical tests soon. Huge signing for #LFC.
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Eddie Howe proceeded to say he didn’t think it was a penalty but then reverted back to the performance. Making you and your manager’s childish ramblings sound even more pathetic.
Sorry. I don't wanna hear Eddie Howe or Newcastle fans moan about VAR tonight. Keep it moving yeah!!!
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Who’s took the photo the gallowgate pigeon??? #NUFC.
🚨 Confirmation that Harvey Barnes is currently completing media work in St James’ Park. #NUFC #Transfers #Barnes
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Can Newcastle fans join me in thanking the magnificent @premierleague for protecting our club from pathetic, lying, negligent owners. Not one signing other than a PR stunt, team haven’t won, ground falling apart. Thank you so much 👍🏻👍🏻. #NUFC.
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Why Steve Bruce isn’t good enough for this club - the timeline. A thread.
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£1.2BILLION in transfers but they’ll sit and tell you clubs like City and Newcastle are cheats, baring in mind this summer we have to sell to buy🥴 #NUFC.
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Came when we had no hope. Left us in the Champions League. Thank you for your service, @asaintmaximin, you will always be a geordie. Best of luck ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #NUFC
Allan Saint-Maximin to Al Ahli, here we go! Verbal agreement reached. First part of medical tests passed too 🚨🟢🇸🇦 #AlAhli. All parties waiting to check documents before getting deal done/sealed. Contract until 2026 to be signed soon. ⭐️ Mendy, Firmino, Mahrez, ASM ✖️ Al Ahli.
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Our fans are as soft as shite sucking him off in the comments. He was a 22 year old actively cheering on Arsenal not as a second team, literally against Newcastle. He was old enough to be musician when Pardew, Bruce etc was here so begs the question - why now? 💸💸💸💸💸💸 #NUFC.
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Chose a team because they won everything, now they aren’t, they’re throwing the towel in. I’ve said it before and I will say it again, they have about 25k real fans and the rest are either glory hunters or tourists.
That’s me done until we are sold wasting my hard earned money the club is rotten @ManUtd @JayMotty @StretfordPaddck #GlazerOut
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Do people actually fucking realise the pain we are going through? I’m almost in tears because mine and other young peoples lives are just passing us by. You’re fucking scum if you want these restrictions because mental health means 10x more than Covid. #DoNotComplyEVER.
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