Henry McCockster
@McCockMaster47
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Fall 1965 Pledge of The Year. Governor. Beer👍. Gamecock
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No study beers but liquor is chill at the VT library🔥
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Lily Lang’s bf checking his burner after getting off work
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@quan_dingle69
Quan, you’re absolutely correct. It’s a little known exemption to the DUI law.
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Just told my doctor that I used zyns “socially” but what I meant was “constantly all day long”
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College graduation is so unserious wtf is Cum Laude😭
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Mosquitoes and the left are my 2 greatest oppositions currently. Anyone else got a fuckin problem?
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Women wouldn’t understand taking a pound of ground beef to work as a snack
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First shit at my new house! Forgot to buy TP so paper towels will do👍
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When I become president I will make sure Sheldon Cooper and Brick Heck will be cell mates at Guantanamo Bay
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The elementary school kids walking home from school need to pay more attention when I’m scrolling instagram while driving thru my neighborhood. I almost hit one due to their lack of awareness
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A 9 year old took my order so you know this shit is gas
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The left is seething with anger over flops on the plane
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Handled business at the local dive (average age: 51.2 years old)
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I love IDing fat bitches at work! I don’t even look at their birthday I just check their weight to see if it seems accurate
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Average Group Therapy crowd
These dudes pull up to your local college bar. Wyd ?
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2011 vs Citadel
I’ll play… Who was playing quarterback at your first college football game?
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Sneaky hangover and this heat is doing crazy work, just threw up in the work bathroom!
#Sunday
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Had a dream that I was pissing in a urinal next to Lamont Paris and I said “what’s up coach” and he called me a weirdo cause he was pissing
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Chat I’m on the same train where World of tshirts had one of his recent incidents
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My 6 year old neighbor just called me “pretty short” I’m sick
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Seeing my boy tweet that “He’s never drinking again” for the 3rd time this month
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White boys like me are the most oppressed group in America
There is currently a nationwide shortage of the popular smokeless nicotine pouch, Zyn. Due to supply chain constraints, the Swedish company has not been able to keep shelves stocked in U.S. stores.
Can you still find Zyn? Why has there been zero media coverage on this story?
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I need work beers (DC and zyn) like a retarded kid needs a trampoline in their elementary school classroom
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Henry fact of the day: Colombian soccer player Andres Escobar scored an own goal in the 1994 World Cup in the US and he was later killed for it back in Colombia.
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Currently in the talks with Netflix on making a World of Tshirts special.
@DJDumpsack_
interested in Co-Producing it?
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@theTLCtickler
Harold,
With my extensive experience working for Moe’s Southwest Grill (3 months), I’d be happy to teach you.
Best, Henry.
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This will be the first play I run in CFB25. Keeping the defense on their toes
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All my opps (bees that I’m allergic to) are now on notice after I sent this bee to the gas chamber
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@larrylovespot
Larry, I implore you to piss in the airplane sink at cruising altitude.
Best, Henry.
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Holy loser!! Just saw a dad with 2 kids wearing a shirt that said “Once a Pike always a Pike” some things never change man
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Mom booked an AirBNB in a dry county so I had to drive 40 min the next county over to get BEER
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The left is seething over flops and linen at the club
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So clutch when you’re late for work then your boss is even more late
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When I hit 100 followers I’m taking all of my 100 loyal followers to Halls columbia
#YoureWelcome
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Lost 20% strength in the gym at home cause there’s no women to motivate me like at Strom
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The invention of the air fryer is like our generation’s invention of the wheel
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The King of England (my boss) is still being tyrannical to us Americans (making me come into work today). I must fight back (no call, no show)
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Beeriokart and CBB. Does life get any better than this?
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