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@Nottherealjuang It's probably still getting like 30 miles to the gallon!
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@vsz01k3ogf5h @PaulSkallas Please send all of your unattractive Asian women to me. 😉
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@MissKilahMarie @stonecolekam Or the short guy that popped his 🎈 way later after she said she didn't like the one guy because of his height... 😂
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@youlovevally @idciycontagious It's pretty vanilla compared to a lot of things out there.
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@barstoolsports I would hate to be single and wealthy. Your never going to find someone that loves you for who you are. Think I would disguise myself as a bum and go to a another country and date some lady that took pity on me! 😂
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@isengrimm3 @LowlyDreamer @GirlGurl26 @persecutedsgin @ariescowgirl_ It is true men can keep a very clean household and good hygiene but women typically exaggerate the tasks by purchasing many unnecessary products. And creating ridiculous routines.
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@wutanimations I took Adderall once and I was so calm. I watched a whole video on air conditioners, took notes and retained much of the information for years.
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@iskylght @Bornakang I guess it would solve too many issues but he should have a camel pack full of a super sugary carbohydrate syrup.
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@JohnTGrod @LibertyCappy The reasons why we stopped putting silver in our coins makes more sense now.
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@AlmostFree2022 @historyinmemes I've taken the cap off bottles like this before without that ring separating.
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@Lor_____miamia I've only had five. Two of them had some loose ass pussies. One I was too drunk to remember the details. Another one I only did once. Then the crazy ex had the nicest natural tight pussy ever, I miss it. One of the loose ones squirted on me... that was cool!
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@titacarra_ @777jorgeivan Oh pretty soon we won't be able to tell deep fakes from real News. There will be videos of fake wars and people making speeches that we can't tell if it's real or not.
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@Qvantitative @Whoooooooooo2 @Mankosmash @Rothmus Sounds like your little munchkins might be gay if they're going for dick.
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@AMillionBTC @NoCapFights Yeah that's not America mate, bruv.
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@TurmericBae @EndWokeness The fact that kissing is disrespectful is the problem.
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@AltKurtis @garfnodie @TheDanPeters @Kentsian_ @PicturesFoIder You didn't really bring anything valuable to the conversation.
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@tylerduran21 @sspencerukk Holy shit I was so distracted by that acorn I didn't even notice the lack of balls.
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@therealbigjonno @PaulSkallas For real I've seen attractive and unattractive Asian women. After reading that someone finds Lucy Liu unattractive it makes me think Asian people have terrible standards on beauty if that's the case.
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@km_lty @JustDineo_ @Thapz__ Bad parents are universal. Poor kids need a supportive family, money not really important. Rich/wealthy kids need an upbringing that teaches them the majority of the population is not well off & to be a little bit understanding towards others.
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@Frosthunter7 @bearded_blerdd1 @lyloraa It's not the camera persons fault, it's the people editing the video and allowing it to be on TV. The camera person is just doing their job and trying to get shots of the people playing.
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@Upliftingvision @PicturesFoIder These guys are going to ruin it for everyone and get cycles and made illegal. If a car driver behaves like that then go to prison real quick.
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@darwintojesus I've heard more offensive hateful shit come out of your Twitter feed Daniel then most anyone else... even the vegans.
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@JayFAnderson @archeohistories The dude keeps having wet dreams about sensual shaped apples and peaches.
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@Rebel_of_Egypt @archeohistories I believe the church's went around and were the ones to remove all of the penises from statues. There's nothing wrong with nudity, there is something wrong with people overreacting about it.
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@passtheglasss @joeytheanimeman @fruitsnackers @fasc1nate What a rush! Like you know your dead and then you don't die. Now to find water.... And survive The Green inferno. No big deal at that point.
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@kruszmartins @RestrictedReels Why should they feel shame for making out? People need to mind their own business.
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@davinafayette @gagasyuyi Whatever a woman chooses is okay with me. I love bush, I like shaved, I even had a girl who had her hair electronically removed except for a small runway.
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@DrNoFaceMD @Slatzism What?! That's the most homophone weird something I've heard in a minute. That's like we need slavery to keep people from being equal.
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@TrystenAHemmah @yousuckfareal @Bornakang It's just showing off the technology but it's not practical at all. We can now have a TV that's a quarter inch thick mounted on the wall and it could look like a picture frame or display images when not in use. This is a waste of space and it's over engineered.
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@ginahens1 @matthewdmarsden So about 10% of the US is population will stop being States I'm okay with that. I'm happy just living on the west coast anyway I like it up here in the northwest. Can't imagine living in Texas or any of those other dust bowl States.
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@IncelRiot @lporiginalg Suddenly the concept of hooking up with a cougar has been demonized. 😂
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@Furry_Wall @neiltyson If they got in vaccinated they probably would have ended up being a Democrat.
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@imoankinshasaa @SpicyCammy @m4zhar_nizam I don't think someone expressing freedom of speech in a short post on Twitter is "making a big deal".
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@ThatManLoto @big_business_ She's still going to look better even after they beat her up.
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@miamivandynyu @spatially @DerrickEvans4WV Wow so someone's livestock is utilizing the windmill for shade. Looks like they're doing all right. Those aren't Forest dwelling creatures either, nor are they wild animals.
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@trueBlackMatrix @latestinspace That unnecessary wall in the back... Non load bearing, I would remove it to open up that area.
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@frreeSpirit @siya_twits Honestly you don't even know if that's their ex or not.
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@StraightTalkSp1 @OnMyOwn0002 Looks like she just took a piece of the food and ate it instead of throwing it away I don't think she licked the knife.
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@axqre @ayeejuju Hopefully people learn from history and don't think a politician or crooked businessman appearing in cinema and pop culture in the future makes them worthy of the fame and position in government.
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@MoreSmarternU @NASAInSight Yes cuz pollution is something Mars has to worry about.
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@jordanbh02 @tragicbirdapp I guess they miss worded it. They could say it's an elephant fetus and a dog fetus.
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@ajmoyer90 @averageenjoye13 In high school we had over 30 students in the math class I would raise my hand for a half hour before the teacher would get to me to answer a question, then he'd be gone and I'd have another question immediately following. I basically gave up an average a C.
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@Yoda4ever There I was as a little kid begging my mom to duct tape me inside a box and roll me downstairs. She wouldn't so I found a way to tape myself inside the box and I rolled myself down the stairs. Good times.
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@NottaGlitch @Rainmaker1973 For real it either looks obese or like they were going for some type of Corgi design.
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@Serb_Crusader @GigaBasedDad When conquistadors started taking Landon the Americas. They turned tribes against each other, enslaved, murdered, raped, and infected indigenous people with disease.
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@RestrictedReels So the fat dude is angry that two people are making out on the beach?
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@tripp3990 @Omenfinancial @smoke_nd_pearlz Yeah the money spent watching this grave could be spent making sure veterans had services provided for them.
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@Xafication @DLgodlessbitch You have so many men being rapists and predators out there this is definitely a good option if you're one who supports the clothes your legs concept. Lock up your penises!
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@AMB0915 @veah365 @DAQUANDSG They were all terrible at operating the camera, none of them was staying in proper frame, if anything they should have all stepped back like four feet.
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@QuyenHo1985 @kirawontmiss Two people on thin ice not really dispersing their weight that efficiently and they're standing next to each other is putting a lot of stress on the ice that's already too thin.
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@butimsayingtho @iskylght @Bornakang About as good as his superhero suit. Not to mention he's munching on candy bars at supersonic speed and they're not flying to pieces while he eats them.
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@itsmanniebaby @MissKilahMarie The first guy was the worst okay you don't really like stick on lashes but the whole acting like she has a lazy eye or a heavy lash or I don't know his insults were just kind of like Petty.
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@miranowhere You think the internet would have helped with transparency but it's another platform for people to cause separation.
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@bimboposting @XV20_Camry Since people should never speed through neighborhoods. I say they get really big stereos in their car and blast the sound of race cars revving up their engines, burning out, and speeding for the people to listen to as they drive the speed limit through said neighborhoods.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 This looks like one of the most fun trees to climb or build a fort in!
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@OwOsimulator Yeah it's funny because even if it was a perpetual motion machine that tiny little thing would not produce enough electricity to power 110 volt fan!
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@PPC4Liberty @GarbageHuman23 Damn that's some racist shit.
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@cboy_uy @tedixh1 @internwatts The dude was an intern like they don't even pay those poor people.
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@21xsara @archeohistories Inca people sitting around all bored like, "You know what.. let's build a temple up there!"
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@EV_Trapper @engineers_feed They used to spray oil on Dusty roads to keep the dust down
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@KateMonogamish That I suspect those are photoshopped nipples.
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@igypham @MrAlexisPereira Apparently when Napoleon would come back to his wife he would write to her to not bathe for like 2 weeks!
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@AmateoRa @Culture_Crit Truth! And he was middle-aged by 26... more or less.
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@amazing_physics That ladder is officially tired of being stepped on and walked all over!
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@sailorkitten @Luhjayynix @highiqgf @sheswickedd Yes but the dildo on top can have a variety of features like vibrating and throbbing. I think women just misunderstand how much touch and vision come into play when it comes to arousing men whereas women are much more emotional when it comes to sex.
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@wobblymami Cornbread like raised in the country... Or cornbread like an asshole when it comes to cornbread?
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@otomir23 @AstroAlex04 @GoodReddit It's not the taste, at one point you get thirsty and are like man I need water.. and you just chug a glass and it's refreshing.
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@uhijok99 @Shunyaa00 @PicturesFoIder I think the cop was about to. He was getting head then he was going to block the road and turn the sirens on.
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@schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder The cops are there to deal with real criminals and not someone having fun.
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@TansuYegen The pilots like you paid for 20 minutes! By golly hold on.. you're getting your money's worth!
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@HolywoodHatesUS This lady super fine I don't know why they would call her mid.
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@Blacksodje @fasc1nate Well if you want to wear chinchilla coats yeah. If you're smart illegal wealth can go a long way look at most of the people in politics. 😆 Of course they disguised it cuz illegal because they run the law.
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@Margieville @bavedikian @DoctorTro @JValentineD For real! I had a flashback of one of the Halloween's when I'm trying to eat an entire pillow case of candy I trick or treated in one sitting... Those gummy bears ain't got shit on me.
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@infrastructurr All these ugly roads just destroying the scenery if you really think about how much nicer it would be without cars everywhere. I mean the engineering looks cool and all but it's really just sloppy.
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@BobaCyclist @_Steve_Bennett How are they endangering cyclists by parking there? I'm all for improving infrastructure to be less car friendly but there's nowhere for that truck to park that wouldn't create huge issues with other cars or pedestrian foot traffic when you could easily go around the obstruction.
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@StarrCrypto @Culture_Crit Back in those days that's like middle-aged.
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@mosesogbeche @instablog9ja I was going to say I thought they were looking for a parking spot at that point.
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@Jnrhal_85 @rejeanlevell @theereal_one I don't shop on Amazon, I buy mostly used, I support local, I drive very very little like once a week maximum... and even though I'm doing my part things are still getting worse because everyone else does the bad stuff.
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@Mg60615160 @1776ProjectPac I'd still rather keep religion out.
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@lporiginalg I can't remember exactly what that haircut looks like I've been real tempted to get one of those shaved side of my head cuts because I got a giant craniotomy scar I want to show off!
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@lfschiavo @largemotorcycle Those typically ruin the feel of a good pillow.
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@ratyolk Is it a battle ready tempered sword?
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@Peter_M_V I was just saying yesterday that I do not want a touch screen interface for all of the gadgets inside the car. There's nothing wrong with having a handle to open the glove box or knob for the fan or the volume. These types of systems are meant to cut costs on producing a car.
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@TOOFKNDEEP @km_lty @JustDineo_ @Thapz__ Having enough for a roof over your head and food is important, no one needs to live in excess. Having life skills and unique experiences is better. Money is nice but it's also misleading and provides a false sense of security and accomplishment especially if one didn't earn it.
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@suzannevierling @DJGotALot Some traditions are outdated and in need to be broken or modernized, the overbearing family role is unnecessary.
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@TryingMaybe @otomir23 @GoodReddit Well somebody must have poisoned your water hole!
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@gothic_violence @isengrimm3 @LowlyDreamer @GirlGurl26 @persecutedsgin @ariescowgirl_ Yeah I recently had to break up and she took all these crazy things she bought out, and I'm like well I have soap. 😂
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@merit_pickett @buitengebieden_ @RTVNunspeet Technically he shouldn't be driving. I was having seizures for a while until the brain surgery and I wasn't allowed to drive for 6 months after the surgery. I was lucky and can feel them coming on and would have had time to pull over.
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@Bayer No thank you. Try other things like complimentary gardening or have flocks of chickens roaming your fields eating any pests. Engineering or pesticides for things like this is unnecessary.
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@Wo_Mim @troonytoons That's not true at all if anything is going to get bigger from use.
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@H6dECtQMNaa32st @freedomrideblog @mintamolly We have public water available and that should be clean and drinkable, no one should have to go to a store to buy water by the bottle that's ridiculous.
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@bartsimsonreal @Crazystupid0 They become institutionalized workaholics. I welded for a sign shop once, which didn't even pay great, but there were three brothers that were welders and they worked 60 hour weeks every week, they were like in their 60s... The type who don't quit till they get cancer and die.
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@Pweach @AR12_Nick For real I instantly loved the graphics but had no idea...
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@luinalaska Had a glass blower friend visiting from France who got his finger crushed helping friends move stuff. They went to a Dr up north & the guy was going to chop his hand off!? Our friend Laura said no way & they took him to Providence in Seattle where Dr's fully repaired his hand.
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@TheProductLife @tech_instigator God I would buy one of those in a heartbeat! As long as it's military grade! Could you imagine the battery life and storage capacity!?
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