toxic king
@777jorgeivan
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Joined March 2020
I asked this chick for a sexy pic and she sent this shit 🙄
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Y’all ever just be driving & you’re like. yo was that light even green 😭😭😭.
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We gotta cancel 4th of July this year. Can’t celebrate a country that’s failed it’s people.
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This girl on Instagram posted her plane ticket and I called and cancelled her flight.
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June is next week? Time flies when your life is falling apart.
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Y’all checking Snapchat while on the aux. come on bro let’s be professional. Please.
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I hate getting in a car with no tint GET ME OUT THIS FUCKING AQUARIUM.
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Y’all ever just be driving & you’re like…… yo was that light even green 😭😭😭.
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STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day.
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Who tf cheats while drunk 😭 I be drunk af still knowing what I’m doing , knowing rights from wrongs lol. Y’all be some hoes.
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I thought tequila was gon make her freaky, she beat my ass last night.
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Getting drunk with people who are heartbroken is wild… They be drinking to die 😭.
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facetimed her and someone whispered “ewww that’s him?” 😭.
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Dear Apple, if I type FUCKING that’s what I mean, I ain’t ducking shit bitch.
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Flirting with the chubby girl at the gym is like buying bitcoin in 2009.
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Please use a condom on Valentine’s Day, I hate Scorpios.
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5% tint so they can’t see me getting yelled at by my girl.
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I’ll choose my girl over my family any day. Blood ain’t thicker than that ASS.
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If u start liking someone just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.
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Seen her ex and realized I can’t trust her around ugly dudes either.
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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 55 times with no complaints.
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Partying with people who are heartbroken is wild… They be drinking to die 😭.
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Before dating: “you’re so funny”. After dating: “everything a fucking joke to you huh”.
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BBL payment plan is crazy. Now u workin yo ass off to pay yo ass off.
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When I die my friends have my permission to say “on my dead homie” then lie.
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Today my girl hid her story from 1,168 people just so she could post me.
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Yall ever pause mid-text like yo… Why am i even responding to this.
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From “I love you” to “user not found”. A true love story.
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April is actually next week? Damn time flies when yo life falling apart.
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Feel free to get drunk at my funeral. It’s what I would’ve wanted.
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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them.
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I only talk to two people everyday and one of em is me.
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Dudes want my girl until she got a attitude, yeah bro gimme my angry bird back.
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Ladies if you want flowers on Feb 14th just.die on Feb 13th.
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Imagine u throw ur girl on bed tryna be sexy but her head hit the wall and she die.
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If you think i’m rude u should hear da lil voice in my head.
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I’m nobody’s ex. I will sue you for defamation of character.
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Her: Are you busy?. Me: Never too busy for you my Queen, wassup?
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Networking is so crazy. You can literally get rich by meeting the right people.
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Can we bring back the year clowns tried to kill us all I liked that one more.
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"You're so quiet" tf u want me to do start freestyling.
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You can’t hurt me, I seen it coming 2 months ago when I was overthinking.
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It’s 4/20 eve remember to leave the milk and cookies out for snoop dogg.
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All my ex’s came back at least once, safe to say I was never the problem.
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Told my girl to fight her demons and that's all I remember before I was knocked out.
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Snapchat be like ‘a year ago today you thought this hoe was yo soulmate’.
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Somewhere out there, your name comes up when couples argue.
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Spanish girls be like “Papi why July to me” first of all shorty we in May.
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Between Will and Kanye. Marriage looks taxing. i ain’t ever seen Future stressed like them.
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December is actually next week? Time flies when your life is falling apart.
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She be beautiful til she order a BEER, like okay handsome I see you.
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Just picked up the homies in my girls car & one of they Bluetooth said RECONNECTED.
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Since I found out make up sex is better than regular sex all I do is start shit.
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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.
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if my girl wanted her nails done I’d simply buy her a nail salon that’s just me tho.
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If i don't text you saying Happy New Year we still gang i’m just lazy.
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Girls can't find their hair ties but know exactly what you said 9 months ago at 4:26 p.m.
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Do NOT come to me for advice we gone end up at the liquor store.
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Girls really be into you for like 3 days then be like nvm.
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If yo man going outside to cheat in this weather he hates u fr.
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My girl and i decided we'd never go to sleep angry at each other. We been awake since Friday.
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I see my friends for 10 minutes and think life is worth living to the fullest again.
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Halloween ain’t even scary no more. y’all hoes made it lingerie day.
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Somebody with yo ex right now thinking they found the one 😂😭.
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If you miss me just text me, why u showing up in my dreams tf.
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All my exes came back at least once so it’s safe to say i was not the problem.
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