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Curvy | Hairy | Autistic | Catholic | Silly | Shy (really!) | 36DDD and wanting to go bigger hehe | | 📧 matcha_angel @proton .me

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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
@powcampsurvivor As a purple haired bisexual, be so freaking for real with that "for some reason"😭 It's basically the uniform.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@Johnny89612223 And everyone laughed at her during her most recent breakdowns too. Poor baby. I wish I could just take her in and keep her safe forever.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@AnneNotation Intensive outpatient is also a very good alternative to inpatient if you can't/won't go. You go in like 3 times a week for a few hours each time. You have a whole team of support working on your case + group therapy. And you have more freedom because you're not sleeping there.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@lilbratriri Even your dishes are grounded😭
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@prntgdcolonized Girl if you'd rather be single, do it! Don't let social norms dictate your life. I don't think you're undatable, you just don't want to date and that's that on that.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
@powcampsurvivor If anyone was wondering, here's an AI image of a biromantic asexual transmasc nonbinary person. I used DALL•E. The final evolution has BLUE hair, not purple. But everything else is the same🤣
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@maribeIIa_ I simply ask for unyielding obsession, is that really too much?
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
@_celia_bedelia_ To the "Christian" men who think like this...my priest approves of me using the depo shot to stop my periods because I have a medical condition and the gold standard treatment for that is hormones. I'd like to know which Bible he's reading and where it says healthcare is immoral.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@ask_aubry The escorts and sugar babies (except for the brand new ones who don't know better) reject these kinds of men every single day because they're usually very disrespectful and don't follow the rules for booking. Clients complain about it on forums all the time lol.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
@PlayerStormy Have fun in jail LOLLLL
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
@adamfare1996 "they're people first and deserve to be treated as such" *blatantly disregards every AUTISTIC PERSON who says they don't like person first language*
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
5 months
I think it's very silly when clients say "make sure you save this money! don't blow it all on shoes!" Sir, I am paying my bills. I don't own any designer and I use a backpack that I've had for years every day🤣
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
Providers: how booked is overbooked to you? I get kind of burnt out if I see three clients in a week. And I'm not sure if that's ridiculous or not🥲 I guess I'm asking for advice too, but I'm not even sure what to ask!
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
8 months
@dekoiichan @kittypersona Girl I'm mostly on your side here but you've only been dancing for like 2 days and don't know how it is. If you think this is too crazy to happen you're in for a rude awakening. I'm glad you prepared for the performance aspect but you don't sound prepared for the men.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
@__Callipygian The men didn't! That's interesting 🤔
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
@NOTcasanovah Let's see yours?
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
8 months
@TheEllaWest @shesagonernow I was like "oh this one's not too bad. Making fresh pasta dough isn't that crazy, it's just a littl- aaaaand she's making the cheese from scratch"😭😭😭
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@beyoncegarden This is so useful though! And she's an excellent teacher. I feel like I've got it down just after watching once. I can't wait to try these🥰
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@slutriarch @WVaProud @BrandonLBradfor Europe is a continent whereas the US is a country. The OP is talking about how Europeans think we don't travel, when most of us are stuck in the middle of a massive country and going to work is basically like commuting to another country when scaled like this. That's the point.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
Does anyone actually answer calls from inquiring clients? Like, ever? Anyone? Someone must be doing it if I still get at least one call a day despite my listings saying NO CALLS all over them lol.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
9 months
@mamaztheguru @machecazzodicii Literally how my dad hurt himself and needed a knee replacement😭 I have clicky joints and I texted my dad asking why he had to get surgery because I was worried it was genetic. He called me DYING laughing because it was an injury from banging my mom... So it's a real thing!!!
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@slutriarch @WVaProud @BrandonLBradfor That's also our point...so you agree?
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@trapezoidmouth That's a gift I would give to my worst enemy
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
2 months
hellooooo I'm bored (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@Eater_of_Coal @LordMarukio He didn't used to be. Idk what happened but he just went kind of nuts.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
9 months
@prolongevityfit @kaybeecee93 We don't have to imagine?Over a thousand likes is what happens.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
9 months
@Evileye3God @Tyherros @prettylikecryss NO it is not it is TREATABLE. Very very different things.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@LordMarukio gay Cosmo gay Cosmo gay Cosmo!
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
They need to make prettier bras for big natural boobs😭 But I still like this picture(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@TheAmberPicota Scams are so heartbreaking especially when they prey on the older population :(
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
9 months
hiiiiii
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
@LauraCohenSolo I would decline this date sooooo fast. I'm not a machine.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
4 months
Hii! (⁠「⁠`⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠「
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@Sisi0821 If you're asking this it's your intuition telling you something babes
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@PopBase Thank goodness she wasn't home. But that's still awful. Some things cannot be replaced🥺
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
I've posted this before, but I'd like to remind my Colorado babes again that we CAN report violent crimes committed by clients without getting charged with pr*stitution or soliciting. The bill covers the entire state, not just Denver. I also thought it only applied to
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@a_miller2 How can they be so bad at understanding this😭😭😭
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@DenverDomme I was offered $400 for an overnight and ran straight to FSSW instead😖
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@Radfemfuture Jesus does not believe in women being damaged for life. Period end of. If they think he does, they didn't read the gospels.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
I've also noticed if it's a very slow week, it's much more difficult to get it together for the next booking. If I'm on a roll it's a lot easier to get in the groove💭 Maybe I'm just still getting used to this! It's only been a few months since I first started🥰
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@LauraCohenSolo Why are you going around asking us about potentially the worst moment of our lives??? I would say no, no matter what. I would assume you get off on it, as would most providers. This is sick. Stop asking us.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
hiiiii(⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠)
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@GracePersephone Too easy. Protestants already scare me.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
3 months
I feel so cute and girly🙂‍↕️
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
@kurtenheimer why would u just go and make me cry like that 😭
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
10 months
My Twitter crush fr😍
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
8 months
Hiiii! This week is super busy, so I'm currently taking prebooks for next week and later🥰 Most of March is available! Do not attempt to book in DMs, my website is in my bio.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@redheadcxnt baby girl delete this😖
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
5 months
Shout out to the 1 hour clients who keep my lights on! Y'all are so important to me🫶 I love 4+ hour sessions and the incredible experiences I've been invited to, but I don't bank on those. I bank on the regulars that save up to see me for an hour or two every month!
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
If you're looking for a Saint Patrick's Day date, I'm Catholic and I have a pretty green dress with matching undies😇 But I can't drink beer with gluten in it so that's kind of a bummer🤣
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
It's also not just the sessions, it's them + all the admin work. So if I said 6 hours/week was too much work, of course that's silly. But that's not what it is! I've worked 40-60 hours/week for regular jobs before and been fine. That's easier imo because you clock in and out.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
Had a cancellation so I'm available for outc*lls this evening / tonight (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@sweatsXstew Ur gonna speak it into existence 😭
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Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@WVaProud @BrandonLBradfor WOW. So I basically moved from Spain to Austria. That's insane.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
@_celia_bedelia_ To Celia, I wouldn't normally bring up religion in your comments unsolicited. But since he won't listen to women, maybe he can try listening to Pope Pius, God, any priest, or ANYONE with authority in the church. They all disagree with him on this. He made it up on his own lol.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
SW saved my life. Thank you so much to all of the amazing people I've met in this community🩷 It's so insane to me how even though I'm this weird little goofball I'm still making it! Somehow! I can't believe it.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
@killmesIime all I remember is "invested in this pussy and this sht is payin divideeeeends" lmao I loved them
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
4 months
Sometimes I'm tempted to go full GFE and show up in boxer briefs and an oversized t-shirt, no bra. That's the girlfriend experience to meeee!🙂‍↕️💞
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@MegansTouch Been talking to a guy in that thread who's pissed someone compared our hourly rate to a lawyers hourly rate. He thinks sex work = renting human beings whereas legal work = paying for a service. Meanwhile I'm booking an overnight with a lawyer right now who values my business.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@Baxxxbox SWers have been warning everyone about this for at least a decade! It's crazy to see it playing out in real time.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
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@Tyre_94 I'm ngl she's in love with u
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
4 months
@Xolaurenbrooks Yes! My sexual health is super important to me so I always tell them exactly what's up. I even talk to my doctor about how I self induced lactation because she needs to know about all the herbs and stuff I'm taking, plus it affects my hormones so it's important for that too.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@RealiaAmelia @luke_d_ismas omg I'm Middle Eastern and Southeast Asian too. Am I a khajit??? I'm switching my race in Skyrim right meow.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
8 months
Morning! 🌄
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
4 months
Hairy is sexy, I said what I said. Gotta embrace the bush🩷
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
5 months
I feel very silly for dutifully going to the dispensary every week and paying full price considering... well... Would any very nice men like to do a trade? You'd be my hero!🥹🙏 DM or text🩷
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
Drop your height and pic 5’6🌈
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@DaniPantiCO
✨ Dani Panti ✨Sensual FBSM ✨HWC ✨
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5’8” Drop your height & photo . . . That’s my High School Lifeguard Uniform, 20 years later still fits.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
7 months
@LauraCohenSolo He can be an escort too if he wants? I've heard men can get it any time they want as long as they're cool with getting it from another man. Saying we can from WHOMEVER we want is incorrect though, otherwise I'd be Avril Lavigne's side chick.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
1 month
someone take me to a slutty event! a fet party, strip club, swinger night, something!
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
11 days
If you can see this let me know! My engagement has been so trash lately :(
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
6 months
Sometimes I want to start offering half hour sessions, and sometimes I want to have a 2 hour minimum lol. Are half hour sessions worth it? I've never done them. I feel like there'd be no time to get to know each other! But I get asked about them very often.
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@MatchaAngel_
Matcha 🍵 DENVER
2 months
So far so good💪
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