Megan Lyle | Ottawa
@MegansTouch
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Ottawa’s Quirky Sweetheart | 40 y/o Lover | Confidante | Visual Delight | Old Soul | Bookworm | Seeking Meaningful Connections
Downtown Ottawa
Joined January 2012
Oh Lordy, Look Who’s 40!!!. I’m incredibly excited to be entering my forties happy, healthy, and financially secure. I can’t wait to see what this next decade has in store for me. 📸 @AperitaPhotos
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@BlondeHistorian Those were evidently not genuine offers for help. They were masked critiques of your ability to parent. I’m angry for you!.
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I’m 35. When people ask me how many more years I plan to escort, I answer: “When they stop paying me.”.
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“Charge your worth” is BS. Escorting is a business and we set our rates according to the market, our personal circumstances, and our financial goals. If we “charged our worth,” no one could afford us because we are priceless human beings.
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Discussing “becoming a regular” in an introductory email to an escort is like bringing up marriage on a first date. The best relationships, conventional or otherwise, are built slowly with a strong foundation.
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@ExquisiteRebelN Shouldn’t the mother communicate her wishes, and shouldn’t those wishes be respected? . I don’t think it’s up to the father or random Twitter people to make a decision about another woman’s life and body.
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Some people think I’m a victim and that my clients exploit me. Other people think I'm a jezebel who exploits vulnerable men. Why is it so hard to understand that sex workers and their clients are largely consenting adults with mutual respect for one another?.
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Not all my clients are rich. Many set aside a pre-determined amount every paycheque to save up for a session with me. Please know I wholeheartedly appreciate you! ❤️.
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Sex workers’ pets are the most spoiled pets in the world.
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@ada_lluch I’m 5’5, 110 pounds, and I’m not “triggered” by the sight of women with different sized bodies than mine. I’m sorry that you are.
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Drug-using sex workers, student sex workers, “high end” sex workers, sex workers who dislike this work, poor sex workers. I love and respect you all!. Whether you’re getting rich or struggling to survive, you deserve respect.
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@JessicaValenti It doesn’t matter. A woman’s body belongs to her no matter what the fetus or abortion looks like.
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Who else went from the “weird” high school kid to the “dream girl” quirky escort? . 📸 @BlackLotusPhoto
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Sometimes people are surprised to learn I’m a sex worker because I’m such an introvert. Being an introvert doesn’t mean I want to be alone. I’m just picky about who I spend time with and I seek deep, meaningful connections. I may hide at house parties but I excel 1-on-1.
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I once attended an anti-sex work panel at U of O, and walked up to an organizer and said “I’m a sex worker and it’s not true that no one would choose this work. I’m educated and have other options and I like what I do.” . She asked me if I’d ever been raped. How is that ok??.
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Nuru gel? ✅.Bikini? ✅.Waterproof sheets? ✅. I’m ready and excited for nuru s€x!
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Telling sex workers to post more positive things on their Twitter is the sex worker version of telling women to smile.
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Ten years ago today, I donated a kidney to a person I had never met. My scars have faded, but my heart is still full with the knowledge that I gave someone on dialysis their life back.
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I’m sorry to be snarky, but I recently added this to my booking form. No ID? No reply. My time is precious and I don’t interact with anonymous John Smiths.
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As an undergrad, I was concerned the TA grading my paper on sex work might be "anti-prostitution." Before submitting, I asked her directly and she assured me she was supportive of sex worker rights. I received an A+. Three years later, I found out SHE was a sex worker herself!!.
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Let’s talk about rate shaming. If you judge women for selling sexual services for what you perceive to be a low rate, what do you have to say about the vast majority of women who have sex with men for free?.
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When you introduce yourself to me as “a normal guy and not your typical client,” please consider that my “typical client” is a caring and considerate gentleman.
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I wish more SWs were responding to the murders of two QC SWs with “We need to decriminalize and destigmatize sex work” rather than “We need to screen.” Screening is imperative, but we can’t ignore structural constraints that restrict marginalized sex workers’ ability to screen.
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I recently beat my record for my most profitable day $$$. I’m 35 and I’ve spent the last 12+ years making money being sexy. I make way more now than I did at 22. Tell me again that younger is better!.
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Pro Choice = Pro Sex Worker. You can't say "My Body, My Choice" and then deny my right to charge an entrance fee to my vagina.
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@ask_aubry I’m a millennial. Eventually, sexual experience and numbers come up in a relationship, but I’m shocked to see that it’s a standard introductory dating question for the younger generation.
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One of the best things about being a late-30s escort is that you can enjoy social dates with older gentlemen without judgmental stares. I entered this industry at 22 and although I was mentally very mature for my age, I had a baby face and public dates were incredibly awkward.
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Fun fact: In my 20s, I saved $40,000 by putting only $20 per client booking into a savings account.
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If a "clockwatcher" is an escort who finishes a date on time, then I am absolutely a clockwatcher. I have other obligations and I assume you do too.
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When I was a teenager, I never dreamed 37 would be this hot!
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A gentleman, who had pre-paid his time with me, handed me an envelope at the beginning of our time together. When he saw the confused look on my face, he said: “I can’t show up to a date empty handed.” Now that is a man who knows how to treat a lady!.
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When I say I value emotional connection on my website, it is not a marketing ploy. I mean it. If you want to peel off my clothes the second you walk in the door without taking time to get acquainted, you won’t see me at my best.
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PSA: Quality gentlemen of all backgrounds are repelled by “I don’t see brown/Black men” posts. You’re only attracting shitty men by flaunting your racism.
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Just a smile to start your day off right. Happy weekend!
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I don’t normally feed the trolls, but I couldn’t resist. Imagine a woman sharing something she’s proud of, and making a comment like this.
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I had an odd experience: A client grumbled that I can’t offer a truly intimate experience because I don’t host from my home. 🧐. I guarantee the ambience of my lovely incall is much more conducive to intimacy than PhD papers scattered and pet fur flying everywhere. 😂.
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Confession: I dislike outfit requests. I enjoy picking my own outfit depending on my mood and what makes me feel sexy on that day. Outfit requests presented as demands make me feel like a child being told what to wear by a parent.
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On the Joanne Harris debate. As a PhD student, I find the idea that you need consent in order to quote a public statement (giving the author credit, of course) to be laughable. To compare this to sexual consent and violence faced by sex workers is disturbing.
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Tonight, a large man (stranger) tried to intimidate me, a 108-pound woman, while I was walking in public. He was shocked at the mouth on me and backed off pretty quick. I stood my ground and refused to be intimidated. Men who bully women often reveal themselves to be cowards.
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One of the most attractive things a man can do on a dinner date with me is to treat the wait staff well and to tip generously. How you treat service industry workers is a significant indication of the kind of person you are.
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I love a man who can set aside his ego and take direction from a woman when pleasing her orally. Every woman’s body is different and communicating what feels good for her is not a commentary on your skills.
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I hope your New Year’s resolution is to spend more time with me. 🥰
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My electrician is in his mid-60s and he’s helping to fix up my semi-finished basement. Today, he came to me shyly and asked “Do you mind if I leave for an hour or so? My neighbour, that I have a crush on, is having car trouble and she wants my help.” Of course I said go for it!.
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If you haven’t already purchased yourself a Christmas gift, may I be bold and suggest a date with yours truly?
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Some men think that because I’m thin, I prefer thin men. Not true! Two thin bodies cuddling is not the most comfortable feeling in the world. I very much enjoy a man with a few extra pounds and more! Big, soft, cuddly Teddy Bears are amazing and fit perfectly with my body.
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@exavierpope @UberEats @Uber_Support The request was unprofessional, but you handled the situation poorly. It was not necessary to escalate to the point of threatening to call police on your UberEats driver.
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This is how I look when I’m waiting for your arrival….
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Like many of you, I don’t offer 15 or 30 minute sessions and I think it’s disrespectful to ask when a provider clearly doesn’t offer them. But can we please not shame women who do offer them? There is no shame in sex work whether you’re doing 15 minute quickies or extended FMTYs.
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While I generally prefer to the company of mature gentlemen 60+, I don’t have a hard age minimum (other than 18, of course) because I’ve had wonderful clients as young as 22 who know how to treat and please a lady.
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Just in case anyone was wondering what it’s like to be a woman on the internet 🙃. *No sympathy please!* I couldn’t care less what scared little boys hiding behind a computer think of me. But I think it’s important to raise awareness about misogyny online. I often think of
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@funsexyriley I stand with pregnant sex workers. Her body, her choice. Have you considered that they may be doing sex work to provide for and give a better life to their child?.
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One of the sexiest things a man can do on a dinner date is to treat the server like gold and to tip generously. How you treat service workers says so much about you as a person.
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@SenecaOro Sex workers shouldn’t post pictures of their children on their sex work marketing social media accounts. Even if their child’s face is blurred. Children and pay-for-sex/porn just don’t belong together under any circumstances.
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Are thong bikinis permitted at Le Nordik? Serious question.
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At 39, I have only a few months left as a member of the Flirty thirties club. In early 2025, it will be “Oh Lordy, look who’s 40.” 😂🔥
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First date? Rekindling an old flame? Miss me? I have availability for the rest of 2022. Let’s plan our date!.
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The more I follow lawyers, the more I realize how smart and emotionally intelligent they ‘seem to be’… I’m always left to wonder, why this career? Lawyers could be successful in so many other careers, I’m sure.
@highdefgf The more I follow escorts the more I realize how smart and emotionally intelligent y’all seem to be…I’m always left to wonder why this career? Would kill it n so many other fields I’m sure.
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Today, I greeted my client in jeans, a t-shirt, ponytail, and no makeup. Not because he made a request, but because that’s the mood I was in.
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Some call me a "Lady of the Night," but I'm more of a Lady of the Early Morning to Mid Evening.
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After another disturbingly racist Twitter thread, I feel the need to say that I enjoy clients of all races, ethnicities, and nationalities. It shouldn’t need to be said. I’m sorry to each and every gent who has experienced racism when trying to book a provider.
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Can 2023 be the year that potential clients stop introducing themselves as white or Caucasian? Pretty please?!.
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I love casual dates and my bum looks great in jeans 💋
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I have created a date “wishlist” for 2025. I hope that perusing my wishlist will not only inspire you to take me on an exciting date but that it will help you to get to know me better. In short, I love to have FUN! .
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Client inquiries that begin with acronyms (DFK, DATY, MSOG) almost always lead to unfulfilling dates. That’s why I decline them, even if I enjoy the acronyms mentioned.
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Thank you @AperitaPhotos for another successful photoshoot. If you’d like to see the 10 new photos before anyone else, they have been uploaded to my OF (megan_visuals). Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait 😈
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Just thought I’d put it out there that it is totally unnecessary to contact a provider out of the blue to explain why you won’t book her. Whether her body is not your type or her rates are too high, just move along. Please.
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I have availability in July and August. Whether you’re looking to reconnect or meet for a first date, it would be wonderful to hear from you. ❤️
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In a service that is based on human connection, the experience will vary greatly based on the human spending time with us. It shouldn’t be difficult to understand.
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I love a man who takes direction and learns how to please me.
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@belle_untamed With all due respect, “fun to have my tits out” isn’t a comment that should be made when preparing for a media interview about the murders of vulnerable women.
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In 2023, I will be adding any tips I receive to my ‘help others wallet’ to help my street-involved neighbours. Small bills are particularly appreciated and large bills will be exchanged. It’s such a blessing to have an envelope with cash and Timmies cards to help people in need.
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Researcher Megan is ready to start her new contract! 🧐📚
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