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@MarlboroManREAL

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5'6" dunker, father to 3 children, big tobacco advocate, active serial killer Admin: @Pipsqueak_TV

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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
8 months
@ssbmhax Most smashers stop schizoposting right before getting unbanned!!
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
2 months
Me dapping up my furry, brony, anti-social, redditor piece of shit melee teams partner because he’s good at doubles
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
3 months
Got 3rd at patchwork. Benefited a lot from DQs but I’ve been going through heroin withdrawals for the past 4 days so I did pretty good all things considered. I just want to play the melee I know I can play
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
I been using your pics to catfish BBWs
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bc | turndownforwalt
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
Cody really panhandled for years just to drop 5+k on purebreed dogs y'all got PUNKD
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
. @turndownforwalt CHECK THIS OUT!!
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
25 days
I miss him so much
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
7 months
I put the Xan in Xanadu I’m off 19 percs spanking my shit on the main stage @VGBootCamp
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
Blud trying to lure Jerry out of retirement with puff dittos that's a level 10 speech check
@tristonrocks77
Rocks
5 months
Have to play 2 puffs in my pool at GOML to make it out so I decided to hit up every puff player I know for games 😭 the list goes even further down I hit up ATLEAST 20 puff mains for practice (if you know any of them plz tell em to help ya boy out would appreciate it very much)
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@MarlboroManREAL
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25 days
Just #robbed ogkid's mom #TheGOAT
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
4 months
My recent search history and a face reveal like the people asked for
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@MarlboroManREAL
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2 months
IM CRASHING OUT #withdrawal
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@MarlboroManREAL
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3 months
ForsenCD
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@MarlboroManREAL
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2 months
@JustusXYZ Bluds a real one for this #OGKidsweep
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
3 months
If anyone gets followed or messaged by this account please block them. It isn’t me
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
. @Fizzi36 bro I'll pay you 20 dollars a month to skip low tiers on ranked I'm pleading on my hands and knees if I run into one more dk I think I'll have to do something drastic (kill Quiggles)
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
This pic is crazy I bet he lowkey has troglodyte strength
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
2 months
I'm one of the people on this PR you just have to guess which one
@DarkGenex
DarkGenex
2 months
@tafokints I used to design PR banners this was my favorite
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
Pretty sure this nigga is Laura Ingrams lost son
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
Face reveal
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
8 months
@GokuGroyper @Swiftssbm Ratio'd by Marlboro special technique
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
Met my favorite player today. Was kinda nervous lol @djnin
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@MarlboroManREAL
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6 months
I fucked with him when he was saying stuff like this
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
Ayy, sick of these niggas (sick) Sick of these niggas (sick, sick) Hire some help (help), get rid of these niggas (skrr) Sick of this shit, move to the Ritz
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
3 months
When you’re in desperate need of strange and you’re hunting like an animal for some cold hole
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
7 months
@mipsirl PRISON GATES WONT OPEN UP FOR ME ON THESE HANDS KNEES IM CRAWLIN OH I REACH FOR YOU WELL IM TERRIFIED OF THESE FOUR WALLS THESE IRON BARS CANT HOLD MY SOUL IN
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
3 months
How I look at the dead opossum carcass before I devour it hole
@SSBM_LilMitts
Li'l Mitts
3 months
Wet puppy looks at u 🥺😍
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
7 months
Went to my local @verylocalmelee . Went 2-2 but I couldn’t focus because Kurv was shitting in the bathroom so damn loud that I thought they were playing Muddy Waters through a speaker in the venue
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
I just fell asleep in @ssbMekk bathtub woke up three hours later and my balls look like Gwyneth Paltrow #ironman #shallowhal
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
8 months
@Ghost_vui I'm in your walls smoking Marlboro golds
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
4 months
Played so bad today beat cpu0 but lost to Drephen and Mang0 #tippedoff #zamu
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@MarlboroManREAL
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@MarlboroManREAL
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7 months
@MonkMode_ Oh you know the one
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
Who else has seen her Jigglypuff video 💀😵‍💫 #ad
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
PSA!!!! If u play against “Pill Cosby” on unranked or ranked it’s not ME!!!! Someone has been using my name on their account and i’ve received like 30 dms this week and i don’t even play unranked at all anymore, please if the connect code isn’t QUIG #162 don’t dm me.
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
3 months
I've been pulling the strings of your life behind the scenes for years now. Like my own little Truman show production lol. Your dog isn't a meme it's a paid actor
@turndownforwalt
bc | turndownforwalt
3 months
Why is my dog a meme
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@MarlboroManREAL
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4 months
So much for exchanging opinions in the marketplace of ideas
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@MarlboroManREAL
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2 months
I feel like the Melee community was less toxic when you could just call your opponent a slur and move on with your day . #bringslurstosmash #bringslursback #backtoback #ahaha #zamu #mang0 #whatarethose
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
4th in teams with Jon we tried our best!
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
@jakedirado Would you be interested in my pyrimid scheme
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
The nightclub glory hole gave me lock jaw
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
24 days
Why he kinda look like Moky with a buzz cut
@Mike27356894
Mike27356894
24 days
Well, well, well.
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
How about you learn to fucking BEAT ME SCRUB
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
1 month
I TOOK A WHITE BITCH TO STARBUCKS THAT LITTLE BITCH GOT HER THROAT FUCKED I LIKE TO ROCK OUT IN MISFIT MY EMO BITCH LIKE HER WRIST SLIT CURLY HAIR BITCH LIKE IM CORBIN GOT LIKE THREE BITCHES IM MORMON SKEET ON YOUR MAIN BITCHS FOREHEAD DONT WANT YOUR PUSSY JUST WANT HEAD
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
4 months
Cops got me in the interrogation room asking me a lot of questions about a individual who sounds a whole lot like Morsecode being accused of wetting up the block and Im sitting there looking and sounding like Mr bean I ain't saying shit!
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
In Sweden hooking up pipsqueak with waves watch out for #dripsqueak
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2 months
This nigga is #horny asf #KYS
@SSBM_Quiggles
OGAGO | Quiggles
2 months
Ordered a ring light and tripod for filming, really motivated to get started on this project 😎
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
To celebrate body positivity I'm happy to announce I'm in the streets of Miami and I'm positively gonna get a body tonight
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
Going to emo night with @Quiggles_SSBM hoping to bag a fat bitch or two
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@MarlboroManREAL
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@PandaGlobal
Panda
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@MarlboroManREAL
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6 months
Just tre flipped on my brand new air forces any nigga who thinks they can out smoke me hmu I’m talking to all y’all @SluG_ICs @MonkMode_ @iBDWSSBM @turndownforwalt @moky_dokie @SDJ_SSBM @TreyTheTrashman
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
@Sparkmelee @edwin_budding I think both of y'all should get a bitch with a big ass and thighs and everything will be chill just my #2cents #50cent #PDiddy
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
@jxnoboy Shut the fuck up n
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
2 months
Me and mot$ crashed out at this Costco food court my ass can't even find the way out
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
7 months
Was throwing hands with Hungrybox over some white woman now Im in institution facing a battery charge #FreeMM
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
Got a chance to interview @ItsDaltonE and he says verbatim that “Hitler is that nigga” and that “niggas should be like Hitler I like Hitler that Nigga is actually so cool like I really fuck with him”. Do you agree?
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
2 months
Blowing my head smoove off while watching this on stream tn
@JustusXYZ
Justus
2 months
And Friends Volume 4 Out now Link below
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
Was attempting a malevolent lick in @ZainNaghmi house, squatted down and my knees made the most disgusting noise revealing my location. Now I'm on the run with every guard in Cyrodiil looking for me
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
This FUCKING CUCK think I’d hide behind a fake identity well fuck it, FACE REVEAL
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
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Just threw my entire life savings into this. @DrAlanB if you rug pull this Im going to hang myself so please do it
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
26 days
No offense but if I got hit by literally any of this I'm pulling the string on my explosive vest
@Sozin__
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@MarlboroManREAL
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7 months
@Queue_SS @Matteo_R_C I bet you look just like him
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
1 month
Just got bailed out the dog house for possession charges. S/O to @_mvlvchi_ for fronting the money #Freedom #repeatoffender #Trump2024NowMorethanEver
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@MarlboroManREAL
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5 months
Someone should jerk this nigga off or something he’s so tense. #jerkinit #yourajerk #iknow
@Technicals_
Technicals 👾
5 months
"Smash is a privilege not a right", has been used by these organizers time and time again to justify their right to blacklist anyone for any reason. You don't even have to commit a crime to be gone forever. You just have to piss off the right people. Clearly love for the game is
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
This nigga posted a picture of his tiny dick in the Discord unprompted, don’t believe me? Marlboro Man mains link.
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
2 months
Id melt boogie2988's teeth into a Cuban link if I could
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
Hitting Yoshi from the back my pronouns are BEE/ZIMM
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
19 days
. @ZainNaghmi I RAN OUT OF GALAXY GAS PLEASE BRO HOOK ME UP IM FUCKING TWEAKING PLEASE
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
2 months
Me and Walt pulled some crazy strange this weekend. All I'm saying is, that box isn't hungry no more.
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@MarlboroManREAL
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3 months
I’ve had enough of him
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
2 months
Announcing Marlboro Monthly, it will be hosted the same day as @themanalord monthly. This will be an exclusive Melee event that pedophiles aren’t allowed in. I will be hosting it the same day as every Mana Monthly tournament. #marlboromobthly
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
2 months
MFW I kill a village of innocent civilians and hang their dead flesh on my meat locker #pipgein #linusdahmer
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@MarlboroManREAL
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5 months
This hitting like crack in the 80s I'll tell you what
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@MarlboroManREAL
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6 months
Caught a pic of the Ganon mains pulling up to the local
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@MarlboroManREAL
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If I were president I'd be giving out government mandated strange to everyone like stimulus checks #voteformarlboroman #MM24 #UStakeover #Joshman
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
21 days
Link mains before going to bed
@greg_price11
Greg Price
21 days
Biden: "Tomorrow, I'm doing 9/11" 😂
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@MarlboroManREAL
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Just preformed raw premarital with my broad, @DSWBronson can I still be saved??? 🙏🏼
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
. @Matteo_R_C interrupted my sounding sesh claiming he had to take a "devious shit" in the pre local bathroom. Fucked up my whole grind
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
1 month
Armada is the greatest melee player of all time this midget is NOT my goat
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@n0ned
n0ne
2 months
cool another smashcon where i get to play only offstream like i do in my room and feel nothing thanks for following tradition person that ryhmes with bikey
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@MarlboroManREAL
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Ball so hard the motel threatened to kill me
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@MarlboroManREAL
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4 months
Testing out my dogysamich cloning project here in top 8 excited to announce the dogysamich summit style quad commentary for all of top 8
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
8 months
Bummed a cig off a homeless man now I got hepatitis in every letter of the alphabet
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
4 months
Smoked rock with @KoDoRiNSSB to pregame the weekend and now he keep telling me to "blow my head smoove off" wtf dude
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
6 months
Got that white boy swag, boro between my fingers, fat bitch on my lap. Oh yeah I'm so back
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
3 months
Big house being cancelled puts a huge damper on my world tour of looking for strange 👎🏼
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@MarlboroManREAL
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2 months
Played like shit in top 8 vs salt and she got insanely lucky. Punched up vs Kevin Maples. Lost to Panko in winners because I couldn’t stop thinking about strange #zamu #strange
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
4 months
@salamithegreat How good it feel on the inside
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@MarlboroManREAL
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6 months
RIP O.J Simpson I used to smoke zips with that nigga #weed #k2 #turndownforwalt
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
4 months
Very lucky to be commentating @GOMLseries melee top 8 with epengu and radar!! Tune in!!!
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
5 months
Cap
@MVG_Mew2King
Jason Zimmerman
5 months
friendly reminder to not do cigarettes, it's very very bad for you, as well as those around you and even the environment
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@MarlboroManREAL
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I’m at #Collision2024 at the Controller Chaos booth, if you buy a phob from me every single one comes with 500mlgs ketamine and a pretty pill to keep you fat mother fuckers skinny #obese #fat #yourefat
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
2 months
Prom night dumpster baby a melee Ganondorf cumbo video #combovideotuesday @violetsaucy
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@MarlboroManREAL
Marlboro Man
7 months
Ossify pulled a gun out during our dice game at full bloom dudes a real one for sure
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