Thought I was brilliant and booked a non venue hotel to mitigate noise
Walk in, go to registration, and immediately see “women’s convention”
Get a sinking feeling in my stomach, sure enough I get to my room and man take me back to the gamers you’re quiet af compared to this
Just got word of this SSBU white only discord ha..hah..hahahah if any of you proud boys slip up and admit to being a part of/supporting it, I WILL smack you tf up if we ever at the same venue
Idc anymore yall niggas annoying af lmao...
-Transformations? Fuck it
-wobbling? Doesn't matter
-UCF? SMD
Can we jst play the game? Most of yall suck anyways lmao, it aint gonna matter bruh💀
Enough for MPGR 2020??
2-0'd ARMY & 65th @ G6
2-0'd Ginger & 13th @ Script2
2-0'd Boyd & 5th @ MoD 3
2-0'd Magi and 3-2d Kevin Maples (after he beat Sfat) & 25th @ SSC '19
33rd (top 48) at Shine '19,
3-0ing ringler and 3-2 null
PLUS no bad losses/upsets!!
Oh hey look my fav player
@ZainNaghmi
is streaming CEO - lemme check it out!
*joins stream*
*random chatter*: hey Zain who's the worst best player there is?
Zain: MoG
I didn't know this🥺
Now makes sense why when I was choppin it up wit EE at ssc he said he don't fuck w alot of melee players💀
I fw the ult community the long way though frfr TK, EE, Max, Rodney etc. I just think the game is ass😂
The community treated the Ultimate commentators that casted in Melee tournaments like complete outsiders and drove them out of wanting to commentate our tournaments. The hostility was completely unwarranted and just gross
Hoss gets pulled over and the cop walks over to MY SIDE to start bs -
Officer: any drugs or firearms in the car?
Hoss: h-huh?😳
Officer: any DRUGS or FIREARMS in the vehicle?!
........................
Hoss: .......oh uh n-n-not ME
"NOT ME"?!?!?! REALLY NIGGA??🤬💀🤣
I was muted on a 3way call with shawty and her bf. feeding her lines to help break up with him.
This went down on twitch😭💀 one of the most savage streams I've ever had
Got 2nd at the pre local yesterday losing to salt x2 and beating Ben 2x
Got 1st in dubs with salt at main event
Got 2nd in singles losing to salt 2x and beating Casper, slowking, and Ben
Also stole hoss' kimono..but it look better on me💅🏾😘
i should be more than dead by now 😅 But even after:
getting hit by a dump truck goin 45 mph
Multiple overdoses,
a # of botched suicidal attempts
And...other mishaps
Im still here lol... But now tht I'm not half as reckless/sadboy anymore, I feel like I'm boutta get got😵
Cute girl at bar turns to me and says something completely inaudible..
Me: "huh, u said u think im cute?"
Her: "no, I said im sorry I hit ur shoe"
Me: "oh..BUT DO U THINK IM CUTE?"🤪
Her: "oh yea😏"
*bag secured*
im actually SO close to making good money for the first time in my life (~13k a month) and its jst now hittin me..
😌🙏🏿
dont wanna get ahead of myself tho. just feel pretty great atm and thought i'd share lol. will keep yall posted!
My ex fiance and one of my ex BEST friends are dating. I know tweeting this won't solve anything but I'm drunk and ima go live cause fuck it I choose go live love and continue🙏🏾🔥💯
GOT 9th @ POUND 2021!!!
(with W's over majersk, bimbo, zealot, and lucky)
RIGHT AFTER
Top 8ing @ GOML!
(W's over russell, ober, pappi, azel, and gahtzu)
2021 IS MY YEAR😈
Sheeeesh
@bluerosetori
wit da flicksss📸🔥
Also, idk why furries get all the hate smh🙄 these homies were dope af and their costumes make me wanna rave💊🍃🍻
#stopfurryhate
some cunt spray painted my mothers car ln cuz she "took their spot" 🤬 on a PUBLIC FUCKIN ROAD!!😶😡 Suck my dick hoe have fun driving to work with them slashed tf up tires. ya bitch
Showed up too late to enter the cave
But beat BBB 3-0 ina "thug finals"
..kinda like how I 6-0d shroomed yesterday 🥶
(All of this will be on my yt btw😉)