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MELEE GOAT has played entirely 2 much melee likes to party America. #FlyEaglesFly streams 2 much https://t.co/XjCxpcyxwo [email protected] for business
Norwalk California
Joined June 2012
Remember this when you buy their shitty Pokémon game for the 100th time.
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Asked my son if he had fun after the game . He looked me dead in the eyes with watery eyes and said no . That's my boy . Worst call I've ever seen . GOODBYE.
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My son was caught watching how to wavedash videos . I feel like a mob boss who doesn't want this life for his son. But sometimes those spacie genes run DEEP.
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Legit in tears after that . Tried my hardest and failed . I'll shed a millionaire more tears and fail a million more times but I will be the best again . Plup and hbox were the better players today . See everyone next tourney.
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Without Zain there isn't the melee we all see today . I wouldn't be here playing if I didn't think some little hot shot fuck could make me the absolute best version of myself . I look forward to the classics we will share . I got atleast a few years in the tank . MELEE.
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Words can't describe how disappointed I am or how I feel . Wanted to cry after losing which always makes me kinda happy because it just means I care . Had to beat so many obstacles to get there but amsa was 2 much . WE GO AGAIN . Always and forever.
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This wins for the fans . I know I suck sometimes but they always stick with me and always believe I can do it . Best fans in the world . <3333.
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I love America but can't get in the 4th mood . Feel like covid brought us time to think about how terrible things are so we can fix . I will be a proud American one day . I will be proud of the smash community one day . Time.
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Banned for 3 days from twitch for . "Sexual content" . ROFLLLLLLLLLL. fucking joke.
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I said the tempature was set to 69 and my son said nice . Gonna cry.
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Think this is a perfect time to announce my retirement . Just don't care about the game like I used 2 . I don't know what it is . Don't come into my chat asking me why or don't ever mention melee again TO ME . DEUCES.
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My favorite part about going to the bank is when the person sees my account and then looks at me. And in my head I'm like . That's right bitch . LMAOO.
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Last tweet . ROFLLLL people who make fun of me for not winning for a while . Shut ur jabroni ass up . You've never won shit in ur life . You can hope to accomplish half of what I have . I make more money . Arguably more handsome . Smarter 2 you dumb bitch.
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Gave everything I had in the tank when there wasnt much . Not 2 bad considering I only played for 2 weeks . Can't be that upset . Better player won today . Wish I had it in me to retire but I ain't a bitch so we go again.
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Can't believe whats happening . I'm sorry to everyone who's gone through any of this shit . I'll post more about it later . Think im getting off the internet today . no stream or anything.
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Pussy.
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Ate a edible today . I've gathered 2 things . went into public and everyone is taller than . How the fuck do snakes move.
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Also I'm not retiring . I've felt this way before . The fire always sparks back up . :).
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If you're feeling down and don't wanna wake up . Remember one little fuck is hoping you don't . Live everyday to spite the people who don't want you 2 . FUCK THAT MUTHER FUCKER.
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Told my son I won a Superbowl tourney . He said . "another one? " . Nicest thing he's ever said to me :').
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Tldr . If you wanna play a game for money . Don't play melee . If you wanna play a game to push urself and reach the closest thing to goku status. You play melee.
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Respect to @LiquidHbox . People give you shit but ur a big reason I strive to get better . Melee wouldn't be the same without an annoying floatie pushing us . Hyped for 2020 :).
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Someone was gonna leave this in the lobby . Traveling home with it
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Respect to everyone who didn't go see their family . You'll see them next year when they're alive . :).
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Life is pain. Life is only pain . Were all taught to believe in happy fairy tale endings but there is only blackness dark, depressing loneliness that eats at ur soul
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" stupid Americans you guys voted Trump into office " . WE ALSO VOTED HIM OUT MUTHA FUCKA . USA USA USA.
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Please tell I'm not the greatest of all time . I'm running out of things to prove . They let mango get fit and they let him get his confidence back . Gonna be a long year for my fellow competitors . I'll be seeing you.
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WILLIAM HJELTE CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄.
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People who think I don't like ultimate are so dumb ROFL . I joke about hating the game because I love melee so much that I didn't wanna admit a new smash game could be good . I'm obviously wrong and my melee soul doesn't wanna admit it . And Ill never admit it. Fuck ultimate.
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Retiring from melee. Don't like the current landscape of things.
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GET ON A NICE GUYS LEVEL . THATS HOW YOU END A DRY SPELL MUTHA FUCKA.
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I've written and erased so many things and I can't really articulate how I feel . Watching black people being mistreated is so upsetting and disgusting . I cant even imagine being black and having to live like that day by day . Hoping things change for the obvious better.
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I'm such a legend . Been doing this shit for so long . Some of you fucks need to put some respect on my name . Pussies . LMAO.
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First time ever voting . Not because I care necessarily but I know enough people who do . Also wanted to vote so I could hash tag . #RidenWithBiden
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You know what I hope makes it into ultimate ?. Playable online would be sick LMAO.
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Hey guys the guys you love ppmd and armada don't compete anymore . But those assholes you hate leffen and mango still play . Play our game . :).
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Hbox enjoyed his time on that stage more than I ever possibly could . Glad he got to accept my award . :).
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If ur wondering . Thought about going and it just made me feel really anxious. I think everyone thinks I'm super social but I'm really not LMAO . Then I thought about not going and I felt bad because I wanted to support qt and felt like I let people down . Glad it's over ROFL.
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I came to pound wanting to lose to see how I would feel. I gave 0 fucks when I lost . Went into every set wanting it to be over . people shitting on me after I under perform gets me going. it did nothing . Summit will be my last event for a while prob.
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Hey melee didn't get into evo. We may smell and not shower . But hey . We don't got measles . 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎.
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For the people giving me shit. I stream 40 hours plus a week while trying to be a top player while not being happy with my results while never turning down a fan for whatever while trying to be a family man . 99.9999 percent of you couldn't make it in shoes so . S T F U.
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Some little kid walked by me at the airport and said . " SMASH BROTHER! ".
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Playing garbage and barely losing might be the most infuriating thing in the world . I'm getting drunk . See everyone in 2 days . Fuck Nintendo.
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God if you exist . You will not let leffen win tomorrow . If he does I shall never speak to you again for no God of mine would let such demonic behavior consume my reality . Amen.
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Thought this was really put together. Although I'm positive high school mango wrote longer book reports 5 minutes before it was due.
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Daily reminder . That suicide is indeed not badass . *pours 40.
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FOUND OUT A GAME CHANGING FALCO MIXUP. KILLS MARTH AT 33 . KILLS PUFF AT 0 . UNVEILING TOMORROW . NOT MAKING FUN OF GIMR BUT KINDA BUT SERIOUSLY ITS TIGHT.
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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I can't explain it . But I randomly just got drunk with some guy who worked in oil who was exactly like me . Take care oil mango . Until we meet again.
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Get home and my son is listening to classical musical in the dark . Just a reminder I have a son and stream 10 hours a day and casually get second and first at my only events this year . FUCK YOU.
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Finally not drunk or hungover . I fucking love melee . That's all I got . See everyone for the celebration stream. BECAUSE TONIGHT . WERE GETTING FUUUUUUUCKED UP.
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If i see one more mutha fucka without a mask . IM FUCKING BEATING THEY ASS.
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I just got my foreskin stuck in my zipper . The amount of raw mentality I just showed at the urinal to not cry and pull it out shows me I'm gonna be the best melee player again.
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Hbox and leffen don't play melee and do well . I play melee everyday of my life and suck
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I've been drunk for 100 hours straight . Melee community . If you love me . Don't ever let me win again . I'm dying over here . *dies.
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I'm such a let down . Abandoned all game plans . Armada johns but the stage had me sweating LMAO . Sorry.
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FUCK YOU DALLAS. FROM MY FAMILY TO UR SHITTY COWBOY LOVING FAMILY
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Favorite part about smashcon so far . EX smash 4 players saying its bad . We tried to tell you guys. We weren't just hating ROFLL.
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Fuck you . Fuck ur shitty decade . And fuck ur next shitty decade . Pussy ass bitch.
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For the sake of melee . I will go see a sports psychiatrist . And either they tell me I'm a pussy or I don't got it anymore.
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Tweet I might need mental help . People make fun of it . I know for a fact I'm being a bitch about this but I'm just so over it LMAO.
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Melee finally getting a world tour during a pandemic is the most melee thing ever . Itll never be easy for us boys LMAOO.
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This is the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.
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Bought a 100 dollar kimono . Why? . Because I got it like that
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