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Husband. Dad. Dog parent. Veteran. TV investigative journalist. Author. Debate moderator. Whiskey connoisseur. RT ≠ agreement. Snarky comments are mine.

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I believe in smaller government, lower taxes, less regulation, adherence to constitutional principles, safeguarding individual liberties, and personal responsibility.
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@Sethrogen Is an audience rating of 2% a bad thing?
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@elonmusk Old Twitter would have likely blocked this tweet at how in the 1980s Fauci (in his own words & writings!) single-handedly fueled the very ugly lie that gay men were spreading AIDS via surface contact.
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@CNN Recap: 1) Steele dossier makes wild accusations. 2) FBI offers $1 million to corroborate claims. 3) Steele declines. 4) FBI lies to the FISA court that the accusations are true. 5) No one at FBI is held accountable for the lies.
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@ATFHQ These Google search terms will get you started: Fast and Furious Eric Holder Border Patrol Officer Brian Terry (deceased) Maria Susan Flores Gamez "Miss Sinaloa" (deceased) ATF gun-running operation
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@ACLU There are literally no grownups at the @ACLU .
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@elonmusk @pmarca This Anthony Fauci who fueled the very ugly lie in the 1980s that gay men were spreading AIDS on surfaces? Who sat on $374 million in AIDS research $ for 4 years. This guy?
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@CNN @CNN : “a car drove through a city Christmas parade.” There is no limit to the dishonesty of CNN.
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@60Minutes Paul Ehrlich is the lunatic nutcase who predicted global food riots, 1 billion deaths from starvation, and a US population of less than 23 million by 1999. #Discredited
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@MikeSington Obama and other white supremacists reply.
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@budweiserusa Hey @Budweiser . What’s next on your agenda after mocking women? Are you going to ridicule disabled veterans? Demand to defund police? Maybe dabble in a little bit of antisemitism?
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@WFLAJustin @HillsboroughSch Unmasked mother horrified son removes mask.
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@mchooyah Uniform. It’s called a uniform for a reason. Service members are not allowed to accessorize uniforms (including their issued gear) like middle school girls. No way, no how should they ever have any foreign flag displayed on their kit.
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@Morbidful Apparently, Devon Lewis never watched Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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@Milbank Following could not be reached for comment: 1) wife he left for his brother’s widow. 2) brother’s widow he cheated on w/ a stripper. 3) stripper he impregnated & lied about, but DNA tests proved paternity. 4) Navy he lied to. He’s the victim, huh?
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@ATFHQ You can also try these search terms: Humberto Benítez Treviño Mexican attorney-general 150 Mexican civilians killed ATF gun-running operation
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@ElijahSchaffer Happened to me on a full @United Airlines flight. A 2-seat row. I had aisle. Obese man had window but was occupying nearly 1/2 of my seat. Flt attdt told me it was my problem and take the seat or another flight. Fortunately, I got a no-show's seat. I don't fly UA.
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@mldauber Who is going to tell this @Stanford professor that the movie was make-believe? There is no Davy Jones octopus head pirate. No Black Pearl ship. All made up. Fantasy. Untrue.
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@MarkWarner All clearances should be pulled. This is a taxpayer-funded boondoogle so they can work as security consultants. Private employers should pay for clearances/updates as it does for all private employees. Signed, 26-yr IC veteran.
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@MarkWoodleyTV News Director to Asst ND: Put down Woodley for every storm, flood, presidential caucus, overturned tractor-trailer, first day of school, last day of school, plague of locusts, ...
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@stillgray The #1 problem of @BudLight is that it is a poor quality Pilsner. Full disclosure: I have not purchased any Anheuser Busch product in decades. I consider it all undrinkable.
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@damienslash @elonmusk Would this gent argue that Adolph Hitler didn't personally usher anyone into a gas chamber and therefore he wasn't responsible for the Holocaust?
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America's user manual.
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@JamesMelville Back when healthcare workers claimed they didn’t have time to eat or sleep, but they had plenty of time to choreograph and rehearse elaborate dances & skits.
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@SouthlandPost Done. 45 seconds.
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@aginnt No one on the 100% vaccinated crew of USS Milwaukee (LCS-5) that is stricken with #covid and has been placed out of service could be reached for comment.
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@mchooyah When I reported from Iraq in 2004, there were a couple of them who never left the green zone, but are always the first to brag they worked in Iraq.
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@nypost Using both Common Core and CRT, it’s determined the book is 107 pages long and it was written by a white supremacist.
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@MsBlaireWhite @ConceptualJames Both the prosecution and the defense requested the judge seal the names of Epstein/Maxwell‘s clients. The judge agreed. One conclusion to be drawn is there is one or more prominent names on that list.
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@nytimes NY Times: We have carefully scrutinized, analyzed and reported on the comments of a cable TV pundit. Also NY Times: Criminal investigation? Government officials? Special Counsel? John Durham? Never heard of them.
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@DaveTheGrouch @historyinmemes Madame Tussaud cannot be reached for comment.
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@VishBurra @RitaPanahi Maybe he’s still smarting from the embarrassment of having worn this goofy outfit hours earlier.
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@bradfordwillis @SebGorka I think you are confused. BRUCE Willis is the ex cop in California. And he was trying to reconcile with his wife, Holly. Yippee Ki-yay!
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@hodgetwins Oh no!😞
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@ElijahSchaffer Such an emotional and very moving funeral service.
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@Kwus15 @Western_Trad Oh, yeah. I remember you. I took this photo when you supervised the moon bounce at Joey’s 5th birthday party.
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@OTerrifying "Dude, I don't know if I'm going to make it there. I have nothing left in the tank."
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@HillaryClinton Disinformation like blaming an obscure You Tube video for the deadly Benghazi attack?
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@curiositycreepy The car accident didn’t nearly ruin his career. His acting did. That is why the rest of his career was nearly all animated voiceover work and direct-to-video roles. Fact Check: True.
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@BonillaJL @newsbusters I see your frisizhnjubs and raise you a covfefe.
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@iowahawkblog That’s what you get from a GenZ writer who believes nothing existed before Season #5 of The Bachelor.
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Read “Unmasked” by @MrAndyNgo this weekend. Highly recommended reading for journalists covering #Antifa .
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@AnnaKellyWI Good call. Thank you.
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@TRHLofficial The dead.
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@MattBinder Actually, you are also incorrect. They are not flight crew members. Those are flight deck crew. They don’t fly. They perform shipboard aircraft operations. Each jersey color signifies a specific job assignment: ordnance, fuel, mechanics, etc.
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@MAstronomers Here’s the message: “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re our only hope.”
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@libsoftiktok Libs of TikTok: I’ve received death threats from users. Twitter: Did they misgender you? Libs of TikTok: No. Twitter: Then we don’t see a problem. Move along. Nothing to see here.
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@ggreenwald @megynkelly Baby Boomer here. Neil Young and Joni Mitchell are in my music collection. I’ve never heard a single Joe Rogan podcast. Nonetheless, I would support Joe Rogan over those two and any others. Principles should mean something.
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@ESPN talking head Paul Finebaum bashes @OANN - a cable news channel he admits he's never watched. This is why the public loathes so many in the media. They say things with zero facts. Finebaum may be right or he may be wrong. But he's never seen the channel he's bashing.
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@juliaioffe I don’t want this pearl-clutching nutcase to find out I like asparagus and Vladimir Putin also likes asparagus. She will accuse me of slaughtering Ukrainians.
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@StephenKing It has been said before, but it bears repeating: if people could teleport, airline travel would be unnecessary.
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@WalshFreedom This guy ended-up in my TL. No clue who he was. I looked him up. He’s been sued for unpaid debts. Had fed & state liens for unpaid taxes. Had his home foreclosed. Is a deadbeat dad for not paying child support. He is definitely an expert on bad behavior.
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@AaronJFentress @Aobius @AnthonyBass52 @pwentink22 @united No you do not "see a cleaning crew enter the plane every time." There is no "cleaning crew" after every flight. FAs clean the cabins after each leg of a flight.
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@MarcusGAnthony This stems from South Park ... allegedly ... poking fun at the dysfunctional couple. "Megsy, you promised me America would treat us like the king and queen we will never become back home."
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@ClownWorld_ Um, Anita B. Etin = I need to be eating. #Parody
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@bennyjohnson @zerohedge @NBCNews caught lying. It previously claimed ignorance of an alleged freelancer caught following the Rittenhouse jury bus. Police body cam video captures NBC News admitting it staked out exits from the courthouse to ID the bus and direct an employee to follow it.
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@laralogan I stopped donating to @SalvationArmy . Similarly, I stopped buying @Gillette products and @GoodYear tires (my family has 6 cars). I won’t give $$ to those who insult me.
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@Atlanta_Police The mug shots are in ascending order of head size. They go from Men in Black little alien-sized head to giant George Lopez-sized head.
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@KanekoaTheGreat There is not a single peer-reviewed, scientific study that proves the efficacy of masks regarding Covid. None whatsoever. None. #FactsMatter .
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@Sportsville_ Related: Why have most WNBA teams moved from NBA arenas to much smaller capacity facilities? Answer: No one watches the WNBA.
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@Rainmaker1973 There was a story of another couple in their 90s that were getting divorced after 75 years of marriage citing incompatibility. They were asked why they waited so long. They replied they were waiting for their children to die to spare them the pain.
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@rickygervais My mom is 98. A year ago she stopped recognizing me. She wants to introduce me to her husband (my dad). He passed 28 yrs ago. There are funny moments. A few months ago she put adult diapers on her feet & said she couldn't find the shoelaces. She wore them an entire day.
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@economics @tghilarducci @bopinion Save money. Kill your dog. Love, Bloomberg News
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@RexChapman This is what classic, liberal bigotry looks like. He’s black so he must like basketball, football and boxing, right? Someone stop Rex before he starts spouting off about what foods black people eat. You know he’s dying to say it.
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@amuse @WallStreetSilv When I lived in London in the 1980s the annual license fee was £100. Metropolitan Police went door-to-door at residences that hadn't purchased a license demanding entry. If they spotted a TV then you were fined for not buying a license. I always bought a license.
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This wins the week. Next week, too.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Indiana Jones already demonstrated this is the door to the invisible walkway that leads to the Holy Grail.
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@townhallcom That Don Lemon doesn’t like women of any age is not exactly breaking news.
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@WallStreetSilv Little Fidel is a tool of China? This is so very confusing.
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@NPR How many of those being laid off at NPR thought it was hilarious when Biden suggested unemployed miners should learn how to code?
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@buitengebieden Any one of my 5 dogs could have run the course in about 35-40 ... minutes. Maybe. On a good day. With the wind at their backs. With a poop along the way.
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@anders_aslund A lifelong academic who couldn’t tell a FedEx driver from an airman is offering military strategy advice.
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@FaceTheNation #AnthonyFauci widely criticized 30 yrs ago for his handling of HIV. SurgGen Dr C. Everett Koop wrote in 2011 that Fauci fueled the false claim AIDS might be contracted fm surface contact. An ugly rumor claimed gay men were spreading AIDS via doorknobs & toilet seats.
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@ClownWorld_ Why would someone get out of their car and try to reason with this crowd?
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@elonmusk @SquawkCNBC @axios @hopeking @Axios co-founder @MikeAllen was one of three - THREE!! - @Politico reporters who allowed the Clinton campaign to edit articles prior to publication &/or promised only positive coverage during the 2016 race. #NotAJournalist
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@mschroeder1211 @MarkWarner And I am saying all security clearances should be pulled for all retired government personnel. It’s a taxpayer funded boondoggle.
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@CNN Aside from the army, the only other occupation in North Korea is eating tree bark and grass to survive.
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@adielofisrael @dangainor The 1972 Israeli Olympics team could not be reached for comment.
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Moron #1 throws Molotov cocktail striking moron #2 . Morons #3 - #12 futz around as clueless idiots. Police, the original target of moron #1 , race in and snuff out the flames.
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Graphic: #Antifa rioters throw a Molotov cocktail in direction of police in SE Portland. It lands next to people, setting one on fire. Video by @TaylerUSA . #PortlandRiots
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@TPostMillennial The maskless Tapper does not even realize how stupid he looks when he asks this question. It's sad there are only political activists, and no journalists working at CNN.
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@hodgetwins #1 Reason I approach men and women in a parking lot is to offer to take their shopping cart back. #2 Point out that one of their tires is very low on air.
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@mschroeder1211 @MarkWarner They work for federal government. Hundreds - yes, hundreds - of retired senior IC personnel do not. They work for private industry. Yet, the taxpayers pay for their clearance reinvestigations.
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@MAstronomers TBH, this could’ve been my backyard before I reseeded and fertilized.
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@CNN The biggest catastrophic loss immediately after launch since #CNN +.
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@ATFHQ One more: George Gillett ATF supervisory agent Personally-owned FN Five-Seven 5.7 mm pistol Used in cartel shoot-out to kill 5
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@stillgray Ripley could not be reached for comment.
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@stillgray When you literally have no values, no principles, and no honesty, you are free to say anything without any regret or shame.
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@RekaGyorgy_ Fortunately, my daughters’ HS, club & college sports careers ended before it became fashionable for boys to compete against girls. There’s another way to fix this. The first Tuesday of November. Don’t elect politicians who believe this is acceptable.
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@stillgray @budlight My current selection.
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@economics @tghilarducci @bopinion It was a wise decision by Bloomberg News to delete this sentence from the draft: “Save even more money. Smother your children.”
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@RexChapman Apparently, he wasn't willing to release the "Merchant of Death" in return.
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@juliettekayyem Um, should we tell her vehicles without fuel & flat tires don’t usually move? (She’s probably one of those who’s charged to have headlight fluid topped-off with every oil change.)
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@zerohedge 100m dash records. Women: Florence Griffith-Joyner 10.49 (1988) U.S. HS boys: Matthew Boling 10.13 (2019) Men: Usain Bolt 9.58 (2009) ‘Nuff said.
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@culturaltutor Well, there was this one shot in the film “Basic Instinct” …
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@MailOnline More equal? a. Get a real job. b. Ditch your private security. c. Fire your domestic servants. d. Put your kids in public school. e. Stop moaning to Oprah.
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@AdamSchefter @BigTenNetwork Kapaernick’s stats his final 3 years as a starter: Record: 11-24 Comp%: <60 QBR: <50 Final year (2016) stats: Rec: 1-10 Comp%: 59.2 QBR: 49.2
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Recap: disparaging a media outlet is bad unless it’s a media outlet we choose to disparage.
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To summarize: Amid a global pandemic killing thousands of Americans, Trump disparaged CNN, NYT, and PBS at his press conference, while saving his praise for a fringe cable channel that peddles right-wing conspiracy theories.
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@margbrennan @CBSNews But if it were under the previous administration, @CBSNews would have immediately reported it and claimed it was proof the president was Putin's puppet.
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