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@legotrillermoth "ate the hat and gave up" incredible
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Robbie Ray and the curious case of what the fuck is even going on
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@djarinsaber I liked the bit right after this clip where they busted out the bag of Doritos and shared one with Patrick Mahomes
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@francisxwolf More importantly, it wasn't a debate, it was some tiktok nerd asking the dude and other random people questions in public
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@queuecue_q Incredible reaction on the cops part ill give 'em that. Like some fuckin Charlie Brown shit
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@PinkMotoRazr Im sorry but typing this is more annoying than the guy that did it
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@CherryBreadTV *posts a picture of my weird fetish shirt I wore openly in public* *gets mad when some internet weirdo makes an awkward comment on it* ??
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@antheeohsees It's just infinitely better than the other first 3 you posted
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@TheRaysin 10 pm on Christmas night lmao
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@rasta_dad Tyler in like 2013-14 would be both with a cute little transition in the middle of the song
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@fractalcounty High profile actor lol
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@theatomreview nigga said the movie nutted in 'em
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@GreenTextRepost Hey what's up guys it's time to watch another 15 minutes of me watching a cooking show on twitch while saying nothing
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@MatthewFerrari Running around like this until I slam into a wall face first and wake up 2 days later
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@PFF_Casey @xhkeeltempro @xxiv_tee @XXL yeahhhhhh unfortunately it aged way too well
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@seeingmole @Kai_Wong_CN "teeth" you can't just be saying teeth man. the fuck you mean teeth? the exaggerated asian characteristic of HAVING TEETH?
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@MistressSnowPhD Everyone in this family cool as hell besides Joe
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@McR1B69 *video of generally very strange man doing something downright mundane for once* THIS IS IS WEIRDEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN
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@punished_cait I could break in, replace his dog with a slightly smaller dog
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@hausofdecline HAHA TWO CLASSIC HUMAN EXPRESSIONS. LET ME HAVE A TRY YES! SLAY!
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I love taking screenshots of Root Sports and yall picked the stupidest one to randomly give hundreds of likes
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@superloafcat Everyone arguing about pawgs...ignoring my man had a good point about the toaster
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@Miku__art @legotrillermoth don't get my hopes up
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@Kmahrt2 One simple trick pitchers don't want you to know: the less runs you allow the lower your ERA will be
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@skatie420 the snail but with a girl slowly floating toward me slightly faster every time I nut
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@like_poor_tuco @Isi_baehr Lmao he's just gotta keep reminding himself, it's a mantra he chants daily
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@queuecue_q Me when I step around the corner and see a f150 bringing a personalized typhoon my direction designed specifically to fuck my whole shit up
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@FaucetLemon *man literally just wearing the most normal clothes you've ever seen in your life* >How do you look at man who dresses like this and be like, “yeah he’s straight”
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@KAlDALEGEND Ain't even got a checkmark man's just doin it for the love of the game
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@tapemachines Taz saying they should get a muzzle, dude had to have been pretty wild lmao
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@helloiamaimee @jzux I'll give them credit, they look at lot less like horror movie villains than these two
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@ChronoKatie @Frankieisfat It's adorable how you tried to just make a harmless trans joke and got flooded with the best boyfriends/husbands in the universe lmao
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@winterweather he gifted him an entire ADULT MAN
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@M0MMYBlGDICK From now on all my tweets are going to start "I'm a bit sleepy tonight" before saying just some absolutely insane shit
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@aynaijangblog That's just the cops going to serve a warrant for some dude having a dime
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@SuddenlyDoug A hole a 2 foot wide hole
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@punishedmother I like to imagine it's just his way of saying goodbye to literally everyone (Tips cartoon hat from the 40s, "beautiful butt sir" drives off)
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Dylan Moore doing absolutely nothing 95% of the time and then randomly hitting a bomb and making some crazy highlight catch will always be hilarious
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@astro_2024 @ThatBoyAqua Nothing is race swapped the character is just a black guy lol
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@uncvar The meal
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@sabatonfan69 This one has something sweet for the fellow traveler, if it entices?
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@halomancer1 Accidently took the ogre potion, happens to the best of us
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@hausofdecline @neko_girl92 Critiquing all your shit from now on so we get twice as much content
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@skatie420 It's truly awful and why I try to limit myself to at most 4 or 5 times a day
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@sabatonfan69 when you're arguing with someone and the onlyfans bot instantly likes your reply to give you a boost
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@gabagoolmarx Yeah I also don't understand why everyone's so excited they replaced the dude who couldn't draw a clock with two people infinitely more likely to make us not see a second Donald Trump presidency!
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@MrEinFan Who would win
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@sweetpenance she should step out the house in it but only to come directly to mine
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@TotalFilf @Michal1m @bitterarab Everyone's eyes shooting out they head like a cartoon wolf so hard they can't even focus on the Narnia part being even more baffling lmao
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@thehungbucks This is just a completely normal clip of them wrestling
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@hausofdecline Don't worry you were still right. Would fuckin love to down a Flaming Homer with my bros at Moe's tho
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@NotThatTomGreen he's right to defend MILF stolen valor imo I'm team Jericho on this one
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@TKOShareHolder IT DOESN'T GET MUCH BIGGGER THAN THIS
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@aavenb This nigga like 11 or some shit and has never heard an actual human talk, raised purely on tiktok and whatever happens on the loud ipads the toddler across the restaurant is staring at
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2 years
at what point does someone pay me $15 to shill a vibrator or some of them bisexual lights
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@Mr_Booze__ @Swag_K1RBY Yeah in the movie they actually respect the protagonist, give her a gift for being a badass, and fly away lmao
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@jesuslasupajew Hashtag tuesday
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@KyrieIrving announce you're the new admin of Donda Academy already
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@TheBenOfLegend @INDIPRESSIVE If you ignore everything but the WWE existing, than yes, Sonya is more experienced
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@wrb91 @steinkobbe I'm a casting director and I just hired this nigga to play a gas station employee that warns a group of horny teens not to go to a specific cabin
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@Yuluthu @CroixAlmer cackling like a hyena
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@santana_abraxas @realJaredGilman he's a freak but she doesn't know that as nearly much as the viewer does. he does instantly admit he was just like, stalking the shit out of her, but hey it was the mid 70s
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@bryanalvarez "he thinks a beam hit him in the head when Dax did that superplex" ??
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@WRESTLECringe @SeanRossSapp love it when the timeline does this
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@Emilio_BusChez @cheer_wine if we keep our hopes up Jenny Nicholson might put out a new video by 2027 🙏
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@BolshevikMilf @sh44sti Mf saw her in a dream and was already down
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@LegoKingo @soonrightaway hey Miles Teg just shows up like 5 books in and magically gains Goku powers, a random background super-being isn't that different than the shit his dad cooked up lol
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@Hedgeyt7 @_x_takes_ cotton eye ghost
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@redditspaces Nah this rules
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@BrndnStrssng Mcdouble patty, favorite meal when traveling. 2 dollars a piece, 4 for dinner. The booths smell like the stale piss of the corrupt. Simple is best.
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@PatrickEireWres that era of guys coming in thinking AEW would be 2000s TNA where every one of them would be world champ in 2 weeks
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@CarmoStamos @BDaveWalters Bootleggers to Bootlickers what a fucking bar dude
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For all the "isn't it like this for every pitcher" people - Ray is significantly the craziest
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I was ready to dismiss this ERA change as something that happens with all pitchers. In fact Robbie Ray has the largest difference in the rate of runs allowed between his worst inning and the rest of the game (SP seasons with Min 10 starts, 2010 onwards).
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I'm gonna shoot that fuckin' moose, I tell you what.
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@Keepitwolfson every clip of some goofy shit like this happening, no matter who it is the infantry is out there having the time of their lives lmao
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@Travis_4CP @IsThisWrestling Who are grifters, to be more accurate
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@LocalSoundwave stole the mouth right words mine out
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@AliciaSilv @CSiriano Ayyo dawg you alive?
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@wrassletrash Dax's response to literally anything being "BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE WRESTLING AND MY FAMILY " is based actually and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
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@JugsFullbuster There's one sore thumb here and it ain't Becky Also ain't Charlotte Bianca either, I'll let yall handle the rest.
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@GoodGrapsOnly Mind you those were all 20 years ago before literally every one of them (sans Briscoes) was signed by WWE. For a more accurate example of ROH prior to Tony Khan, please see the attached image.
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@singtoconley Upset at how accurate this is
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@cringesonicfan @GreenTextRepost *busts in my pants every 6 minutes while watching it*
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@MarinersPR thank you for your servais
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@ZickyDice Gotta say the best way without anyone getting hurt would probably have included not allowing him to shoot suplex the shit out a woman but who am I to judge
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@LyricWrestling Pure title vs Yuta at Supercard my guess
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@Peps_Wrestling @AEW @Saraya can you make another one of these where you count down from 10 instead
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@ilikespongebobo @KaiserBeamz @FilmUpdates I mean sheep actually kinda look like that
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