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We live inside a sandwich
But who is the eater?
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I watch special features so I know things that pop scientists couldn't fathom
Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO'.
"You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl"
Source:
@colbertlateshow
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You can now pay tens of thousands of dollars to watch YouTube videos and podcasts about how Western society doesn’t value hunky men enough
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name a better three film streak i'll wait
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Hello, I’m Senator Bernie Sanders. The film you just watched was a violent, and pretty dark picture. However, if this Joker character had access to free, universal health care, we might be having another discussion. This campaig
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As of today, the City of Edmonton has 10% of all active COVID-19 cases in Canada.
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The name of the Edmonton-Centre People's Party candidate is, I shit you not, "Brock Crocker"
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Why on Earth would you post this?
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Joss Whedon has been brought in to finish Denis’ vision of Dune
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The Thin Moon Line is the only thing keeping the chaos at bay. Who is brave enough to have this on their timeline?
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New York wants to be Edmonton so bad
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THE IRISHMAN: work sucks
JIMMY HOFFA: I know
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20 years from now: Remember the big baby? See his glow up 🔥👀
25 years: I Was The Big Baby: Here’s Why That Doesn’t Define Me | New Yorker
30 years: You can trade in your Snapple caps at the nearest FEMA Distribution Centre for fresh water.
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me: another year for the books! lots to-
NDP emails: if you don’t donate in 24 hours we will fucking kill you
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The recurring Edmonton cycle of claiming Jespersen as some progressive truth-telling hero to being deeply ashamed of his very public tantrums and diatribes on his podcast really is something!
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Listen fat, we’re explorers in the further regions of experience. Now look, we’re demons to some, and you can go vote for Trump if you believe that. But we’re angels to others. Now that’s a fact.
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Here in Alberta we are dedicated to having a curriculum that works for every student. You can now learn about how residential schools “weren’t that bad plus it was a long time ago” at participating A&W, Mcdonald’s, and Tim Hortons locations.
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Jeffery Epstein died as he lived: a messy Aquarius who loves drama
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What if we kissed 🥴 at the intersection of tragedy and comedy 🤣🤙
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EPS needs de-escalation training from the staff at the combination Tim Horton’s / Wendy’s near the U of A hospital
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sorry we can’t i need to go to earl’s and cough
An Alberta biologist says a seven week lockdown could get the province to no new daily COVID-19 cases.
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Rock FORGIVEN for Black Adam
Dwayne Johnson has donated a ‘historic’ sum to SAG-AFTRA strike support.
“It’s the largest single donation that we’ve ever received from one individual at one time.”
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Thank God we've ended CERB and are sending kids back to school. Let's goooooo
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This is clearly concerning, but this is also the most Edmonton photo I have ever seen.
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@ZeroSuitCamus
Getting to the universal truth that men have to be a little gay but not too gay
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Name one thing a School Resource Officer ever did for you other than normalize a police presence in your life and teach you to be afraid of them, especially kids of colour. There’s no question what this program is really for. Shameful, EPSB.
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The real Taste of Edmonton was the pussy we ate along the way
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Decadent critics have failed us, we need big strong men to tell us that Oppenheimer feels like it came out a long time ago and EoE is crazy!!
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Working is cancelled for being toxic
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uhh yeah, I’m thinking that’s a worm
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Yeah I’m a socialist! We need to support small business now more than ever, and ask oil companies to upgrade bitumen right here in Alberta :)
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@olivesagan
I'm going to be honest, and I know I'm going to catch hell for this. Many women are beautiful both inside and out.
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Edmonton’s Top 40 Settler Allies Aware of Their Privilege Under 40
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I’m an Alberta political strategist. We need to undermine any and all public goods in this province because it’s smart. I haven’t run a successful campaign in a decade.
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Universities perform their social task when you earn your degree and use those skills in the way you see fit to benefit the community. It's up to you how you deploy them. Performance-based funding for
#abpse
fundamentally interferes with that relationship.
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the only kinds of left podcaster you can be:
sexy baby
loud grad student
failure to launch (2006)
mad about the online
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One of the most powerful combination of tweets I have seen on this site recently
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moving to alberta for lower taxes when buying your ps5...this is the alberta advantage
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Paul lands on the worm’s boobs, gets up quickly and says “uhhh well that happened”
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@EckhartsLadder
Podracing/racing in general is a huge unused opportunity for more Star Wars stories imo
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The workers of the world from their chains
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Why can't they just make pizza
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When you were drinking bleach, I studied the grift. When you weren’t wearing a mask, I made a Theranos COVID test with 83.5% accuracy. And now that the world is on fire and the virus is at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
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Ben Shapiro saying “pull out game weak” has broken the seventh seal
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My mom’s seriously ill and just had a crucial surgery postponed because unvaccinated COVID patients are taking up hospital beds so uhhhhh not feeling very good today.
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Goddammit thinking about how good Andor is again
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She Nordstrom on my Rack till I close all locations in Canada
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Canada has a incredible class of "public intellectuals" that we send out to terrorize the world
One of the sure signs that you're dealing with a malicious or careless narcissist online is their use of LMAO.
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DEMS: I just don’t see how this ad is racist
THE AD: Orangeman flipped, like a dog, to *organ music* *lightning crashing behind haunted castle* *mandolin* *gong* THE CHINESE
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It happened.
I thought the Most Edmonton Thing We Could Do would be alternating between the Israeli and Palestinian flags because it’s Complex
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Just registered for the LSAT 😳
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I’m the daughter of the landlords you couldn’t do anything about
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The warden of Earth’s largest jail weighing-in
Congratulations
@JoeBiden
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@KamalaHarris
. Joe, we’ve had a long & warm personal relationship for nearly 40 years, and I know you as a great friend of Israel. I look forward to working with both of you to further strengthen the special alliance between the U.S. and Israel.
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Boyfriends love explaining World War II to their very patient partners
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I got the vaccine now I’m celebrating four years of bliss with the love of my life? Do your own research! 🧡
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Feminism is when you start a small business. The more business you get, the more feminist it is.
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