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@gayest_tone I mean o'l Teddy Roosevelt was only 42 when he was elected, so we can go younger! Obv 45 is just inauspicious
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@Tedoffthegrid Cheating on candy crush has to be like a madlib
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@thechosenberg swarthy, damn is she Ben Franklin?
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@skooookum not sure I'd be able to look my cell phone in the screen once I found out it was the bottom
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@credenzaclear2 Damn that really changed my view of Japan
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@s0da_chess omg ur a Megan stan, knew it. You are all about that Bass T-T
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34 Today! Forgot for any posts for my 5 year transplant anniversary back in August, so why not today? Even as my bones age into dust, and my hair turns ashen from The Horrors™ I always am glad to know im still around with friends here and elsewhere to keep me going!!
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@thechosenberg "I date younger women like you because I want to impregnate a fertile womb". Nope not creepy.
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@mclovenxoxo I respect his commitment to strong bones and hydration
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@SarahJessixa so max rizz, gotcha
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@Doinks2Big of course Ms. Doinks
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@Baileymoon15 that last one is a threat based on the reviews ive seen
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@thechosenberg Is she like implying her bf is a pedophile? I don’t get it.
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@lonelyfag15 Haiti was punished heavily for a successful slave revolt then burdened by a massive debt by their colonial masters, then had tons of political and environmental instability, was occupied by the US 1915-1934 etc etc.
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@vocalcry instead of bread and circuses we get ASMR and porn. I feel this is a downgrade
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@vocalcry No way she’s taking that zepbound shit, I know she on that OG ozempic
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@FilledwithUrine I feel personally attacked
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6 Years since my transplant! Since the median survival is 6.2 years, that's not bad. While I've spent too much time alone b/c of COVID/this year, glad to be around for more. Twitter friends have helped a lot with the isolation too (plus work/irls).
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@albertcamslut This has made me lose the will to live
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@vocalcry its weird how people into being trad are like trapped by a weird advertiser's fantasy of old America, when throughout history women did mad manual labor unless they were wealthy
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@1929stockcrash Greeks had slaves way longer than Americans did lol wtf. They had slaves for 1,000s of years before we even existed!
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@Samtanic_Panic I do low-key love when crazy shit happens just to see how the "need to be heavily medicated" crowd on twitter reacts
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@vocalcry tell him you'd be more impressed it if was K2
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@MsAshBash420 I mean, I doubt its mandatory
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6 months
It’s def obvious I just woke up in the pic they used for this article lol.
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@jorilextera *opens QR link* why is the only question "do you like the Eagles"?
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@imniceandsmart I cannot think of anything more important
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@REDSEASHAWTY It’s like one of those conveyor belt sushi places but for tigers
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@hailey_grice 🔥🔥🔥
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@Kenny___Rose damn they let 6ix9ine back into NYC?
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3 months
If you can believe it, this was probably my most heterosexual picture from this night
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I dare you to show me ur fave photo of you that someone else has taken
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5 months
Why am I still getting hate? (For not smiling in pictures)
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7 months
Before I get my hair cut, I think I have to buy like a fishing hat and put a bunch of lures and hooks in it. Just seems like that’s the vibe I’m giving.
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I think with all the twitter girls I follow that this is the most exposure to sports I have had in like over a decade.
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6 months
Nice enough day out I just was like, I’ll go to the beach
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@wobblymami We're CostCo Bartenders
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@the_P_God Also it’s an entry level position, what are they expecting?
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@FSUmollz not sure there's enough evidence out there to prove anything. A bullet is so small though, I feel Trump was right and we need to nuke it and see if it works. You never know.
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@Duderichy this is the "installing linoleum/carpet over hardwood floors" of our time.
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Shocking that I’m walking around duke when I have a doc appointment.
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@SarahJessixa 🔥❤️‍🔥
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@dumbbitchcap If he was a real fan he wouldn’t force you to read
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@Sunni_Labeouf it's terrifying that Kissinger is coordinating Heaven's foreign policy rn
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6 months
Rare smiling pic tooo 🙀
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Not the @megsxzum shirt????
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Melvin Van Zant IV, P.C.
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Old heads at the bean never fail to amaze me
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@Sophie_fennec no you will destroy my innocence
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OK maybe I do need a haircut
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What an ugly fucking house lol
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6 months
the amount I wish I could work at like some big animal rescue so I can be besties with bears and alligators and big cats...then prob fuck up one day and be mauled, but we dont think about that
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Cat is a cat everywhere.
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@SarahJessixa stunning <3
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