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@LynnLandra

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Retired SWer | Sad Girl | She/Her | BLM, ACAB, Free Palestine, Never Again | Pro-choice, pro-whore | CA $LynnLandra | Writing @LynnZeroGames 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 months
People in the US. You do realize we're the bad guys, right? Like, it's been true for a long time now, but do you realize how deeply, thoroughly, and openly we are LITERALLY the fucking villains, in every single area we can be?
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@blackmediocrity The part that hits me hardest is "I grew up poor so my view on money might be skewed." No. HIS perspective on money is screwed. He thinks it's a fucking game, he can just pick and choose. His priority is to never let her have a single penny of the money he never earned.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@KelseyLee_D @ask_aubry Literally, his "you WILL not embarrass me" sent a fucking chill down my spine. This is how he acts when he's trying to woo her, what's he like when he thinks he's got her in the bag
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
7 months
This is not leftist ideology. This is right wing ideology. "...you want somebody else to carry you." That's literally fascist ideology talking, marking out people as weak, as a burden on society and to the people around them. This is ugly.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@AmyNoMiddleNam3 @ask_aubry We say no, men get worse
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@LMoonkitty @SummerRay @Hbomberguy Lube? Trans? What kind of devil whorehouse is this??!?7!
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@tomeofscribbles @arahmanjones And the VERY first time he mentions it is to talk about a prenup, because he will die before he lets her have the money he didn't earn. He didn't "wait" for anything; not paying is his goal.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@ask_aubry The sheer, unmitigated, bone deep joy this brings me 💖💕 Dude thought he could order his girlfriend to fulfill his fantasy of having two woman-shaped objects worship him, and ended up watching two human beings develop a connection that has nothing to do with him 😂😂
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
6 months
@JoshuaPHilll What drives me nuts is when people say "prices increased due to market demands," as if the price just kinda went up by itself, like the weather. They intentionally raise prices, whether or not their costs went up, and then act like it's out of their control.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@Kriti_Maitre @mailovesbooks "Best I can do is tell you this other guy read it, and he totally loved it"
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
29 days
@JessPected @AirFriedRosie This is one of those facts that I technically know, but it doesn't matter because my brain will never accept it and it's just as shocking every single time I hear it. Just fucking disgusting.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@arahmanjones @tomeofscribbles Have fun defending a worthless sack of shit dude, cause I'm not arguing with you. He's a pile of shit, and if you can't see that then that's on you.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
29 days
@JessPected It's always a "joke" the first time. Then the next time it gets brought up, it's a bit less of a joke. Until eventually, he's "joked" about it so many times and she hasn't left that he's done joking and expects her submission.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
5 years
The longer I do sex work, the less patience I have for bullshit, especially from men. This has caused a kerfuffle among the men in my vanilla life, especially the ones who don't know I'm a whore.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@giantcu92 @IwriteOK @vanjchan Precisely this. Whether he knows it's shit is debatable, but he absolutely is giving himself an excuse to be rejected. It's the same reason they'll spout hate and say they're "joking," or proudly admit to being trolls. It frees them from accountability.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
1 year
@TheEcho13 @ryanscottborman Because words have meanings. Ryan said "you have a right to ASK," you said "you have a right to KNOW." Those are two different things You do not have a *right* to someone else's history and personal activity. If there's no immediate danger to you, they don't have to tell you
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
I don't know if it occurs to civilians, but every time a SW is murdered, we grieve their loss and we wonder if we're next. We think about our rent and how much we have saved, and we do the math about taking that risk.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@ImJustErnest @fonzwolf Now imagine it happens again when you're trying to go to the bank. You're hungover walking to the store. You're sick and just want to get home. You're minding your business enjoying your walk. You're literally just existing. Endlessly, repeatedly, everywhere you go. Forever. 🖕
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
@KilValmer @unsettlingmist So powerful it feeds and sustains itself, endlessly burning and exploding, it could last for eons to come!
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
The year is 2030. Online sex work consists entirely of whores booking each other for dates.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
6 years
9000+ followers!? That's insane, the only way I can process it is to flash girlcock. 😂🍆
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@kremedelakitty_ @Raquel_Savage Love when they tell on themselves.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@Ms_Deathwish @LilySimpson1312 At a bare minimum, he'd stare at them in utter confusion before walking slowly and deliberately away from them.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
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@horrorlogy Gomez also would never say "not all men," because he'd be too busy chasing other men with a sword, calling out their bullshit.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@KelseyLee_D @ask_aubry Right!! Just nightmare material, I so hope she got away without trouble
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@maxpeck76 @ask_aubry It's worse to experience it
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
10 months
@samah_fadil Every single one of their faces is utter shock that she would dare confront them with the truth. They had no interest in listening
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@mistressmatisse Basically just "women are expecting me to actually give them pleasure, rather than being grateful I'm even willing to fuck them, and it's unnatural"
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@E_for_Ebaby @plusverb @Abribbon3 @blackmediocrity Fuck, I just imagined his worthless ass going home to the family mansion talking about being on hard times, consoling himself in the family steam room or some bullshit.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
6 months
@CaelanConrad She claims she "got the meeting shut down," but it looks to me like everyone is milling around after it's already over? Like, they're just calmly collecting their bags and coats after having sat for a long time, while ignoring her.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
FSSWers (only) What's your favorite skill that you developed specifically because of your work? Mine is brushing my teeth without fucking up my lipstick. I'm unreasonably proud of this.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@amore_orless @P4ndora2 @beghira What a literal pile of feces
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@AZOkami @blackmediocrity Seriously. Our society has people all fucked up about money. It's all backwards.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
7 months
Me: *talks about so-called leftists using the same violent, ableist, exclusionary rhetoric as the right wing* Some So-Called Leftist: "Lol you have trauma, everyone hates you" *fantasizes about harming me* Thanks for proving my point, shitbucket.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@JortsTheCat Please be so careful Jorts. We love you, and Jean, and your human coworkers. We want you all to be safe. 💜
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
7 months
@angel_0f_deathx @kiranfatimaopal That whole talk about "you just want people to carry you" is basically fascist ideology, marking people out as burdens to society.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
6 years
I may be just a little horny tonight.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
Know why that "nobody grows up wanting to be a whore" line is bullshit? Because being a hooker is literally an archetype. People want to be archetypes. Nobody dreams of being a clerk, or an accountant. They dream of storied ideals: firefighter, mother, leader, etc...
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
@keathcliffe @Chesaysthings This literally sounds like a fucking trap, I would absolutely flip my shit.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 months
@JortsTheCat @johnastoehr No no but Jorts, you don't get it. See, all the other hundreds of times we've done "vote blue and we'll move them left" it was just practice. THIS time it'll totally actually be the time it finally works. Totally. Maybe. Unless it's just practice too. If so, then next time.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
7 years
God damn I'm sexy. Somebody clone me so I can fuck my brains out. 🖤💜
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
@whoreganizer So glad they were there for you!! 💜💜 Not every sex worker is a good person, but all the very best people I've ever known are sex workers. Nobody else has our backs, but we have each other.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 months
@trekkiebill I may have my issues with George, but the man understands fascism and how populations can fall into it
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
May I please just say that all of you whores, hookers, sluts, strippers, courtesans, camgirls, escorts, thots, and more, are all SO GORGEOUS AND I THANK FREYJA EVERY DAY THAT I GET TO SEE ALL OF YOU and I am humbled to be among such excellent and admirable company.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@supermathskid Commentators saying shit like "she had no ego," and "she's just like all of us," while literally looking at the entire country forced to shut down for her funeral
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
@tara26lynn @mellyrox @olivesagan Who was this person and how swiftly was he replaced by the Machine
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
10 months
@rxpsam69 @repmiIas @SaeedDiCaprio Exactly. It feeds into the existing assumptions of racists, old people, old racists, and warmongers. Even if it gets debunked 5 minutes later, it doesn't matter because it already served its purpose for them
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
6 months
@redpomgranat I don't think I've seen a thread about his actions that I agree with more. Wearing his uniform was intentional, and I think he chose his words carefully.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
@hammeljames @Robert_Leon_90 @ImNachoMexican @CheeseForEvery1 He was literally told "crawl forward" and "if you move again I'll shoot you," what fucking order should he have complied with? Go eat another boot.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@area51lovedoll Fucking seriously, this puritanical wave is genuinely frightening
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
6 months
@RealHoneyMa I still remember when my TERF ex insisted that I should be "in awe" of her period every month 😵‍💫
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
Something something sex worker rights please just leave us alone we're literally not hurting anyone god I'm tired
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
@sextoyspolitics @Chesaysthings Please I really want to know. "Oh it's so nice to meet you! It's been nice to chat these past days/weeks/etc. By the way here's my husband, he's part of this date too even tho you only like women, and he's been reading all our conversations even tho I never mentioned him."
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@alicia_mae4 @dessiemaeliyah_ Except that the only reason europe was able to develop so fast was because of a centuries-long warm period that made everything way easier. "We'Re ThE bEsT!" Yeah, at being born in an area that temporarily has overabundant food and allows for focus on growth. He's so dumb. 🙄
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
7 years
Can't believe I hit 2k followers! Thanks so much, you guys are the best. 🖤🐱🦇💕
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
7 years
God I love having a girlcock. 🖤🍆
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@HumanMortal1 @AmyNoMiddleNam3 @ask_aubry 1) We have no way of knowing whether a man who hits on us is psycho or a "good one," so that measure is useless. 2) There's enough who ARE bad that we've all experienced this shit. 3) Maybe get mad at the ones ruining it for you, not at women for calling it out.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
They're literally starting to require trans people be identified and tracked. Is this clear enough? Does everyone understand yet, or will you only believe it after the extermination camps start operating at full tilt
@erintothemax
Erin Matson
2 years
Do you understand what is happening? This has nothing to do with encouraging girls to be athletes. This is totalitarianism. It is the white nationalist agenda. The anti-LGBTQ agenda. The anti-abortion agenda. It is all the same agenda. This is real. Shared with permission.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
6 years
Like my new sleep shirt? 😉
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
7 months
@wagonxburnerx It's eerie to see some of the echoes of the 1920s. My writing project is set in the future but it's themed around the 1920s, specifically because I keep seeing our current age trying to recreate it in all the best and worst ways.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
6 years
Thanks for 7k followers!! I love you all! 🖤💜🖤💜
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
I can NOT get enough of this lady learning more and more about lesbians, her videos bring me such joy
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
1 year
@CaelanConrad Reading this made me wish I was porridge
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
@_tinytonii @ProjectWuornos @ncose I'm sure their next campaign will be against the rampant sexual activity of plumbers, repair men, and pizza delivery guys 💀
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@MrsBundrige @sanitythief The hate is all some people have, they don't know what to do without it.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
The number of anonymous angry whore accounts has increased by like 2,645% in the past few weeks.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
@lingerie_addict @JohannaPotente What really fucked with me, as I was reading this, was my sudden realization that capitalists probably refer to this as "unskilled labor." 🤦🏻‍♀️😕
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@WOFginger @JoshuaPHilll Bold of you to assume he invented a damn thing. Rich people literally buy the rights to patents all the time. He never said he created anything, just said he owned it. Creators don't speak that way, capitalists do
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
@SweetTayPie0104 This entire thread reminds me of one of my favorite pics ever, kitty doin a good job 🥰
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
Civvies discussing "wOuLd YoU dAtE a WhOrE" like it's even up to them 😂
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
Was gonna add "no only fans" to my bio, decided to go with "only meetups," I think it has a sharper feel
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
Anyone, ANYONE who would shame this mother can shut the fuck up right now. The fact that her daughter feels safe enough to talk to her about this is AMAZING, and she's helping her daughter be safe about something healthy that she's literally going to do no matter what.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
1 year
My roommate is weird, she put down catnip for her cat and she said "yeah he's not like other cats, he just rolls around in it" I was confused because like... that's what cats do with catnip. It's what they all do. What does she think they do? 🤔
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
1 year
@AshleyLatke I miss web1.0 so fucking much. It was actually ours, not corpos' Now we're just in their playground
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
I want to go to a gay bar. With like a fucking CROWD of whores of every gender, ALL gay as hell. I want this so bad it hurts.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@AthenahWinters @supership79 That's the goal. People were in the streets asking police to stop brutalizing and murdering people. Cops responded by brutalizing and murdering people, and added anonymous kidnapping to the mix. Not hard to see who's at fault here.
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Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
@incelphobic "I want you to lay in a really uncomfortable position so I can see, ass, crotch, boobs, face, and feet all in the same shot, and then recite this personalized speech I wrote, while having a real orgasm." 🙄🙄🙄
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
Anybody else ever feel like this CONSTANT defensive battle that SWers have to fight, fending off one institutional attack after another, is intended to keep us on the back foot? Like, we can't fight for positive change if we're exhausted from fighting to survive.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
7 years
Oh, good morning. 😉😎
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
6 years
I wore a holiday outfit! 🎄 Don't I look good enough to eat? 😋💜🖤
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
1 year
@morgana_SSS @MemeTheVan @BarbieAgitprop As a side note, I love how Keffals has shredded her own reputation so badly that mentioning her now immediately tells someone how bad a situation is
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
2 years
@HumanMortal1 @AmyNoMiddleNam3 @ask_aubry Cool cool cool. So the next time I get assaulted, I'll take comfort in the fact that you think very few men do it. I'm sure that'll help. 💜 Go fuck a brick.
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
If you're reading this, please tell your cat I love them and they're doing such a good job. 🥰
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Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
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@deepdownderp @shockproofbeats Tell them they're frightening, they get a boner. Tell them they're weird, it hits them dead center in their weak little ego
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
5 years
A gentleman caller left me wet and happy. That's not water. 😉
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Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
I can't get over the tweet I recently saw where a SWer said a homeless guy asked her for money and she mocked him saying "I sucked dick for my money." Like I get that part, but the long string of replies laughing at the homeless guy just felt horrible.
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Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 months
@gothspiderbitch Honestly I imagine a scenario where the person who receives it is so charmed by the act, that they pull every string they have to convince their bosses to let them send you the poster, and in the process end up talking with you and it turns into a romcom
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Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
4 years
Sex Workers: *do a job where they make people happy, bring pleasure, and generally improve life* Some Assholes: "WHORE! 😱🤬😡😠"
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@LynnLandra
Lynn Landra | Free Palestine
3 years
@MentulaNonGrata @Wifesucker @AnarchistHimbo I wanted to like your tweet because I agree. I took the like back because the gif doesn't finish. Deeply unsatisfying -24/10 😤
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