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Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself.
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there are no dollars in 80,000 BC to save dummy
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This website makes me furious. It is a blight on our political landscape. I shall continue to use it in perpetuity while shaking my head so people know I disagree.
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I’ll vote for anyone who will ban LED headlights
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me shortly after being pressured to delete a tweet about how Elmo should be waterboarded
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Just the mafia with better PR
"I will cripple you, and you have no idea what that means. Nobody does."
Harold Dagget, Chief Negotiator for the International Longshoremen Association, threatens to cripple the US economy with IMMINENT port strike.
In a recent interview, Harold explains the impact of what will
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Was feeling like some authentic Italian tonight, so we got Little Caesar’s
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I hate, hate, HATE having to be an asshole in class, but if you’re spending the whole lecture talking and giggling and distracting the students who are trying to pay attention, it’s profoundly irritating. I don’t take attendance. Go skylark somewhere else!
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I just think it’s neat how every election this century has been the most important election of our lifetimes
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The Department of Education is never going to be shut down, but it’s worth noting that we had education before the Carter Administration, when the department was created.
BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Donald Trump just announced he is going to close down the Department of Education. Donald Trump wants to stop our children from getting an education. Retweet so all Americans see this.
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me being removed from Buffalo Wild Wings after we lose to Florida on Saturday
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What role does the Vice President of the United States even have here? DeSantis is still in contact with the White House. The VP doesn’t do anything with disaster response because VPs have no executive authority
We are witnessing the newest gaslighting operation by the Right.
Not only has Republican Speaker Mike Johnson blocked the Hurricane Relief Bill, but now Republican Governors are trying to obstruct the federal response.
All so they can blame Democrats.
Absolutely depraved.
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@LibbeyDean_
@LauraLoomer
Every time I briefly (*briefly*) ponder voting for the guy, he reminds me why I can’t
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i saw a few candidates for the GOP nomination that talked this way but they lost in a landslide to a guy yelling about eating dogs and Hannibal Lecter
What the fuck why are the Canadian conservatives better at this than we are
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me to the other patients in the mental hospital
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I sometimes get annoyed that my little King Charles Cavalier follows me everywhere, but then I remember he’s nearly blind and mostly deaf and probably just likes knowing I’m close by. Then I feel guilty.
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oh actually it just is the mafia
Harold Daggett, the ILA boss who pledged to "cripple" the United States, owns a 76-foot yacht, a Bentley, and gets paid over $900,000.
He was acquitted on RICO charges after the main witness against him, mobster Lawrence Ricci, was found decomposing in a car trunk in New Jersey.
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You are dust, and to dust you shall return
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A book report on “The Old Man and the Sea” by the VP: “You know, it’s…age is something we all experience. To be old, as this man is, is to have experience. And the sea, it’s vast. It’s expansive. It represents possibility. And possibility is what we have to strive towards.”
Kamala: "For example, thinking about developing and creating an opportunity economy where it's about investing in areas that really need a lot of work and maybe focusing on again the aspirations and the dreams but also just recognizing that at this moment in time some of this
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“Working for a living is soul-sucking. We are more than our jerbs.”
How about we automate this, then?
“Noooooooo our jerrrrrrrrrrbs”
Hello, haven’t any of you seen WALL-E? Don’t you want to be fat on a spaceship while robots do everything FOR us? Sheesh
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Watching Wheel of Fortune and some of these contestants fly too close to the sun continuing to spin when it’s already solved. A good reminder of the hubris and folly of man
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@charlescwcooke
I mean, self-plagiarism is a thing in academia. It’s a ridiculous thing, because I don’t know how you can talk endlessly about one subject and NOT repeat yourself.
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“We WILL compel shortages and then blame you for that too”
To any company who would use Hurricane Milton to exploit people who are desperate for help through illegal fraud or price-gouging, whether at the gas pump, airport, hotel counter or anywhere else: you will be held accountable.
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I wonder if there are or will be any ill effects from the media, academia, and government torching their credibility in the pursuit of short-term political goals
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I use slides as a lecture aid because I’m old, but typically I just use them to outline main points. For years I’ve gotten complaints that my slides “don’t have enough information.” I tried more this semester, and now the complaint is the slides have got too much information
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