Luke Kempner GRITTY POLICE DRAMA - ON SALE NOW!
@LukeKempner
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Actor. Comic. Impressionist. Singer. Knows the entire Romeo Rap from 21 seconds. https://t.co/eDFqV3240V
Joined April 2009
🚨 HUGE NEWS 🚨 . After a sold out run at the Edinburgh fringe and the Soho Theatre GRITTY POLICE DRAMA IS BACK IN THE NEW YEAR. Tickets on sale now! 👮🏼 🤣 . ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. Head to .
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Can’t believe Buffon held up a Twister to Michael Oliver’s face
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BORIS DAILY UPDATE FOR THE SELF EMPLOYED 🦠🦠
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Spare a thought for @MadelynSmedley. She said it was Will from Ep 2 and then turned down 3k. BBC owe it to her to write Rita back in to Eastenders . #TheTraitors.
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Some news… 🧑🏼🍼🐸❤️🤷🏻♂️
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HERE WE GO. #SpittingImage. Coming to @ITV 3rd October. Been wanting to shout about this for SO LONG!!!
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It’s my birthday. My wife made me my own pub! Home made pie and pints! First class.
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‘You always manage to make everything about you’ . I think this quote from Hardeep will get him to the final. #CBB.
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It Is What It Is! But What Is IT?!. ALTERNATIVE #LOVEISLAND EP 1. #itiswhatitis #loveisland2019 #loveislandbe #loveislanduk #Islanders
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I’ve seen so many tweets of people slagging Wilf! He’s playing the game superbly. Would you like a series of The Traitors where no one is a traitor? They all get money and sit and have a chat for a week.
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Wes was born in 1998. I’ll let that sink in. He probably doesn’t even know the moves to Macarena. #LoveIsland.
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So. Slightly annoyed how much @piersmorgan is enjoying all this. Very excited and fired up to be playing Piers in @SpittingImage!
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Line Of Duty IMPRESSIONS. Steve has discovered the worst crime EVER committed. #LineOfDuty #LOD #MotherOfGod #LineOfLukey
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I’m not gonna judge King Charles for being annoyed at a pen. Yesterday I told a USB cable to fuck off cause I couldn’t find it.
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I would LOVE Rosie to couple up with one of them. Oh I would laugh and Laugh and laugh . #LoveIsland.
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Can we all give a huge round of applause to @Teamnewsandtix for helping us all. I’ll start . 👏🏼.
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Royal Variety Performance tonight!
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I AM SO EXCITED! I was in Les Mis 13 years ago understudying Marius and now I’m back to play Thenardier in the west end baby! This really is a dream come true. @lesmisofficial
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Paddington not there at the funeral. Says a lot.
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Anyone noticed they sometimes spell your name wrong in Starbucks? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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I have watched 3 seasons of #LineOfDuty in 4 days. I will now only take advice from comedians one rank higher than me.
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Who's up for some #ImACeleb impressions? @joeldommett @adamthomas21 @WayneBridge @TVMartinRoberts @imacelebrity
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Antonio Conte Press Conference about Mother’s Day
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Thought there was a documentary about John Barrowman on after this but it’s just Extra Camp. #ImACeleb.
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THIS IS WHO WE NEED NOW
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Happy birthday to my gorgeous man, daddy, trouble raisin bitch, filthy beggar and friend @rylan Clark-Neal.
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It’s the final day. Feels very strange. Very sad. I don’t like it. Here’s some of my favourite housemates over the years. #bbuk . Ziggy.Dean .Brian D.@spencerpratt .@katelawler .@Rylan .John McCririck .@stephen_bear .@hughie_maughan .@NicolaMcLean .@Tomaszwania . Tell me yours!.
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Really sad to hear about Nikki Grahame. She was also so lovely to work with and always had something funny to say and offer.
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On my way to Borehamwood. My winner is @courtneyact. It’s year of the women, so I think a pansexual, polyamorous (*Ann Rolls Eyes* *Screw you Ann*) gender fluid absolutely wonder of human should win. I love Wayne with all my heart but Courtney to Win! #CBB.
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Georgia: NO ONE TAKES MY MAN I AM RAGING!! . ‘Georgia he picked you’. Georgia: I AM KEEPING MY OPTIONS OPEN . #LoveIsland.
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Today was incredible. I met my heroes. I did my impression to the main man himself. What a day. What a moment.
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It’s 2:24 on Christmas morning. I can’t sleep and all I’m thinking about is Kieran saying 'a parting gift' . It's so poetic . I miss #TheTraitors.
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WE MUST FIND SOMEONE FOR OVIE! .ALTERNATIVE LOVE ISLAND EPISODE 5 #LoveIsland #Ovie #Impressions #ManLikeOvie
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I’m An Impressionist Get Me Out Of Here! #imaceleb impressions! @antanddec @itv @Caitlyn_Jenner @andrewismaxwell @andywhyment81 @jameshaskell @IanWright0
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Been walking around the house accusing my wife of things in the voice of Kathleen Zellner, claiming that things she has done are a ‘red flag’ to me. When is it inappropriate to do impressions? . #MakingAMurderer.
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With all the shit that is going on in the country. Who thinks ‘ooo I know a way we can make some money, stealing food from children’ utterly despicable.
#FreeSchoolMeals On the left £30 of food. On the right what private company Chartwells have supplied having been awarded a government contract to supply for £30 free school meals. Utterly shameful profiteering off some of the country's most disadvantaged kids!
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In the old days Big Brother would be doing EVERYTHING to get Rebekah and Coleen in the house! . #RooneyvVardy.
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Wordle 216 1/6. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. OF COURSE this is the one I get first time.
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Anamelia is the same with these coins as she is with arguments. She’s not dropping it . #BBUK.
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Hussain is jealous of Lewis. End of. Lewis speaks up when he needs to. He didn’t need to last night. Lewis doesn’t need to stand up for Zoe. Zoe is well capabale of speaking for herself. Lewis is complicated, but I think he did the right thing #BBUK.
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People’s names and their voices. VOLUME 1
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I am BUZZING to be doing impressions live on #AfterSun straight after @LoveIsland on @itv2 . Have wanted to do this for a long time!! Enjoy 😊 🌴.
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My day job is an impressionist.
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My best mate when he was 18 had testicular cancer. He found out early by checking his nuts in the shower. It only takes a minute. Makes sure you check yours!! .
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Hardeep always seems ever so shocked when he is rude to somebody and they get upset?! #CBB .
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Baby is now 8 days overdue. It’s taking the piss now. Not even a text to say they were gonna be late.
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Me: Can’t believe Callum would flirt with another girl. I’m so upset. Also me:.LIVING FOR THE DRAMA . #LoveIsland.
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Congratulations @BBCOne and @ClaudiaWinkle that was incredible. #TheTraitors . Also. PLEASE CAN WE HAVE A REUNION EP?.
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@Arsenal If you can’t get in the Champions League. Just create your own. Proud of my club. It’s v clever.
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What a series this was. In case you didn’t see my final set here is a short snippet. Sally was my favourite to do!! .@ryanjamesthomas, @SallyMorganTV, @TheNickLeeson, @DannyO, @gabbydawnallen
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You’re a hero @BukayoSaka87. You’ve been INCREDIBLE this tournament and there is so much more to come from you.
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What a NIGHT! Absolutely loved last night. I love @bbuk so much. All the team and @Rylan is such a legend. Congratulations to @courtneyact, a deserving winner!! #CBB
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Thinking of starting a WhatsApp group for everyone who can’t sleep in this heat. Who wants in?.
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