Joel Dommett
@joeldommett
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A comedian. Your amigo. I'm on tour and you can listen to my podcast - if you enjoy those things.
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I am raffling off two Masked Singer suits for charity. £5 a ticket and all proceeds go to
@BrainTumourSupp
buy as many tickets as you want.. go crazy.
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THE WEINER TAKES IT ALL!
What an amazing series and a HUGE cast. Thank you to EVERYONE who has watched, guessed and talked about our show. I love that it has brought families together at this difficult time and I’m super proud to be part of it.
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Think of all the Instagram outage photo-dumps we are gonna have to go through.
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I did this tweet a year and a half ago... In hindsight it's become fairly relevant.
http://t.co/WMn7Vp62OD
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Radio 1 is playing dancey boom boom music and Radio 2 is playing musicals. There needs to be a radio 1.5
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They wouldn’t let me pick Nu Metal, Comedy or The life of Ed gamble.
Enjoying
@joeldommett
display his heavy metal knowledge on
#TheWheel
. Just off to listen to Black Panther by Black Sabbath
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I need to get something off my chest... So I'm having it waxed... Oh and Im gay
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Raffle for these suits ends TOMORROW! Tickets are £5 and all proceeds go to
@BrainTumourSupp
a charity very close to mine and Hannah’s hearts at the moment.
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Rihanna turned down £1 million dollars to pose nude for play boy.. Yesterday I got my willy out for a fiver. We lead very different lives
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Any fans of the Masked Singer watch the
@BBCTheOneShow
tonight for a sweet announcement! Also watch it for
@GaryBarlow
😎
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Thanks for all your tweets about my
@MaskedSingerUK
suit! All of them this series are made by
@joshuakanebespk
..has some WONDERFUL stuff
Watching
@MaskedSingerUK
and trying to guess who the singers are us secondary to my search to find out where
@joeldommett
got that amazing red suit.
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HAPPY VALENTINES EVE PANCAKE BOXING DAY! Cover your loved ones in Nutella to celebrate.
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Sorry the updates stopped... As soon as you leave Edinburgh the signal stopped.. Finished 26.2 miles in 3 hours 45..
http://t.co/ztYDSN0FlW
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A man just shouted 'Vegan shoreditch prick' at me in Sainsburys. I was holding a smoked salmon bagel. He was shirtless in the fruit isle.
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT VIBES 🚨
The Masked Singer LIVE is coming to arenas across the country! I’m really excited to be a part of it - with two new reveals EVERY NIGHT for us to guess as well as your fave characters from series 1,2 and 3! Get your tickets now!
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Glad u all liked the episode! Only 1 person tweeted to say he didn't like it but he looks like a proper bell end anyways
#impracticaljokers
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Here we go! My first song will be papa roach last resort.
#edinburghmarathon
http://t.co/wiUbLjVtzN
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Sat in
@NandosUK
for an hour & didn't realise my hat label was still attached. It's the most famous I've ever felt
http://t.co/zhVoxh7IpT
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We should be spending £10million on a funeral for JLS. David Cameron wont reply to my emails & man on the phone just tells me to stop crying
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My horrendous goggle marks. Mum said "it looks like you fell asleep while sunbathing while someone sat on your eyes"
http://t.co/sGejZhRcXP
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I keep the iPhone keypad noise on loud because I like to imagine my thumbs LOVE tap dancing. They're also northern & their dad hates it
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If you turn up fashionably late in Crocs you're just late
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So so sad. Rik Mayall was a hero. When I was a kid I watched my Bottom VHS over and over until it broke
#riprikmayall
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Mile 13 face. I. Pissed myself and A lady just gave me a wine gum. Donate to my charity here
http://t.co/OqJXz1y2Rk
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Here is a few tips:
- Felt tip
- Rubbish tip
- Finger tip
- Don't shit yourself on a first date
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Impractical Jokers trended number 2 this week and received 0.001152405646788% negativity. That's apparently quite bloody good
#SaveBBC3
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I wish I was gay so I could say cool stuff like - 'I've got a bit of kiwi fruit stuck in my teeth. Can you get it out with your cock?'
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YAAAAAY “
@bbcthree
:
@joeldommett
#ImpracticalJokers
returns Mon 24th Feb at 10pm. Write it down!
http://t.co/cxM70M9LIE”
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Phoned hotel reception & asked if they had wifi, he said "ill bring it up to you" & put the phone down.
I dont understand what's happening
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I shall be on the
@MattEdmondson
show on
@BBCR1
at 1.30.. If you like my voice but dislike my face this may just be perfect for you.
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Apparently Impractical Jokers was the 6th most tweeted about TV show yesterday. Apparently 0.001% were negative. Apparently that's rare
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Currently watching a man putting up a tent while high on MDMA.. He is stuck inside and screaming. FESTIVALS!
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It's an absolute travesty that Michael Bublé called his Christmas album 'Christmas' and not 'Michael Bauble'
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I couldn't resist. I opened every door of my advent calendar. It's not even a chocolate one. LOVE RELIGIOUS PICS!
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1st day of Impractical Jokers series 2 DONE..We're doing some ridiculous things for your amusement this year. Can't wait for you to see it!
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Hey
@Lord_Sugar
do really rich people still squeeze every last but of toothpaste out of the tube before moving on to a new one? Regards
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My New Years resolutions are stop making unrealistic goals and to cure cancer.
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Take a secret picture of your postman then put it in a massive grand frame in your hallway. It makes signing for packages SO MUCH FUN
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Losing a few followers due to bird tweets. I will assume its because they can't fly and they are well jel.
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It's been my birthday for 21 minutes and I still haven't got a pony. WHERE'S MY FUCKING PONY
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I know the royal baby is big news right now BUT I JUST SAW A MAN FALL ASLEEP WHILE URINATING.
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It's Christmas Jumper day in the office. We are having so much fun! Hahahhahahaha (Im writing alone in my house)
http://t.co/jbVhhSUFW2
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It’s here! Voting time for the NTAs. If you need help on who to pick for best presenter - go for the guy in all the pictures.
It is finally here! Voting has now opened for the 2023 NTA longlist of contenders.. Click here to cast your votes!
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Watching England v Scotland in a pub in Glasgow. Been pretending to be Scottish for 30 mins...accent is ropey. Ordered haggis to compensate
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I just said to a child "how about you don't hit those daffodils with a stick"
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I'll treat the 1D movie like I treated the Bieber & Katy Perry films - I shall go alone, love it, cry throughout, pretend I havent seen it
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Here is a letter I wrote to Santa when I was 8. My favourite bit is "I will be great full if you get what I want".
http://t.co/a3EFKseHQL
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I just slid down a banister really well and nobody saw. What a waste.
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@CharlotteGShore
Remember remember on the 5th of November Guy Spoons ALWAYS leads to Guy Fawkes. ..
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Today my lonely procrastination is in the form of singing 'first time in forever' from the film Frozen while having a little dance.
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I find Miley Cyrus sexy but mainly because she kinda looks like a boy and I'm clearly meant to be a homosexual
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'Now THAT'S what i call music!' is something nobody has EVER said while listening to ANY of the 85 Now That's What I Call Music CDs
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Remember - You can see Masked Singer LIVE across the country this Easter -
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I have itchy nipples. I googled it and apparently I'm pregnant.. YAY!
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I ripped my jeans on stage tonight to an epic degree. Lucky long johns
http://t.co/g5yAL1K1ET
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You can win one of these two
@joshuakanebespk
suits for £5! All proceeds go to
@BrainTumourSupp
Click on the link in my bio for the details. Last year we raised £16k - let’s beat it this year! The suits are LUSH.
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Couldn't find the end of the Sellotape so Christmas is cancelled. Sorry
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Im pretending to be angry about politics today in the same way that my mum will pretend to be angry when England badly play in the World Cup
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I'm currently on CBBC doing no swears. But in real life I'm eating a Subway alone.
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IT'S OFFICIAL! “
@bbcthree
:
#ImpracticalJokers
fans! We've got some good news for you... it's coming back for a second series!”
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