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#FreeSchoolMeals
On the left £30 of food. On the right what private company Chartwells have supplied having been awarded a government contract to supply for £30 free school meals.
Utterly shameful profiteering off some of the country's most disadvantaged kids!
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Cummings son Cedd named after an Anglo-Saxon saint who travelled to Northumbria and died of plague after infecting many others.
You couldn’t make it up.
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@BBCNewsbeat
Remember the cultural appropriation storm when Bo Derek did the film 10 back in 1979?
No me either.
It's a hairstyle. The Vikings did it, the Egyptians did it, Native Americans did it. Hairstyles don't belong to any race to get all outraged about.
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How has Ruth May, England's
#ChiefNursingOfficer
managed to get her hair cut in a new style for press conferences while maintaining the social distancing she's asking the country to adhere to?
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@petertimmins3
Gosh. No history in the industry, 1 month in £100M+ contract no questions asked or competition for tender.
That's incredible it's like they've an inside contact.
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@sontwit
@Mancunian_Mum
@celtjules66
Could you be any more patronising? "Well think how bad it i for me having to repair my conservatory". That's a sick a response as I've seen in a while to someone genuinely concerned and honestly laying their fears on the line.
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John Redwood splaffing on about how "these people in furlough are costing the tax payer" on
@BBCNewsnight
These people are furloughed from jobs.
These people are tax payers you bloody clown!
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@petertimmins3
And a company operated oddly at exactly the same address.
How very strange.
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#dailybreifing
Starting to see a theme.
36 Thousands deaths 🙁 Booo!
but
NANDOS Yayyy 😀
38 Thousand deaths 🙁 Booo!
but
FOOTBALL Yayyy 😀
I reckon they'll leave pubs opening for the big 50K announcement.
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#peston
Classic "Why do you think UK health secretary Nick Hancock is wrong about wearing masks?"
"Because I am a world leading scientist in this area and I and 16 other world leading Scientists have just finished a study saying he's wrong."
So I'm with him then.
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#bbcqt
"Where are the SNP supporters in the audience asks Fiona?"
Do you know what Fiona, Scottish viewers ask that almost every episode you have from there, maybe ask your show organiser Alison Fuller Pedley, who invites all the plants & fills the audience with rowdy unionists.
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This is Scotland's core Tory vote in and around George Square Glasgow.
...and this is when their team has won and with no opposition fans.
#ScotlandsShame
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@Chartwells_UK
@RoadsideMum
Should be a quick & easy to dispel.
Packers don't just source & put together random boxes.
You surely have standard pack lists to hand showing food content to a value of ~£20-£25, must have listed for the contract?
Show you're not creaming profit off some of the UK's poorest.
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@JimMFelton
Yeah and he loves Judo so we should all stop sending our kids to evil Judo classes.
Just because someone bad mentions a subject doesn't immediately link the two.
Utterly senseless link to make.
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They lost, get over it, accept the result.
Boaty McBoatface means Boaty McBoatface
Get Boaty McBoatface done!
We have an oven ready Boaty McBoatface
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@itvnews
The Duke of course is rumoured to have completed his training to become a fully qualified car mechanic and can often be found under a 14 year old escort.
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BBC showing an interesting documentary on new Liverpool Royal, 5 years late and millions and millions over budget 11 out of 12 operating theatres closed.
No calls for health secretary's job yet in fact no mention of any political party.
Guess it's just a Scottish media thing.
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@BigMarkyB
@BBCsarahsmith
@NicolaSturgeon
Just like when she inflated NHS waiting times by 50 TIMES by giving an annual figure rather than a weekly one then sneaked out an apology on twitter rather than correct to the BBC audience she gave the false information to.
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#bbctw
Did Andrew Neil just call the First Minister "wee Nicci Nippy Sweetie?"
FFS! How do they expect the public to converse respectfully when they get this clown on BBC1? First to do stories on "oh look at the vile tweet" yet allow presenter carte blanche.
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@ChrisChilton64
@Natt
So that's the chocolate ingredients was a lie, the kippers transport stuff a lie, starting to get worried about planes and fresh drinking water now!
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@WingsScotland
Boris Johnson actually just said "It would be absurd if we were obliged to obey laws over which we have no say and no vote."
Try being Scottish mate!
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#downingstreetbriefing
For viewers in England, you can get BBC Scotland on
SKY Channel 457 &
Virgin Media Channel 162
if you want to hear a grown up talking about handling this crisis.
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Seriously
@TwitterSupport
I can find Katie Hopkins unbanned. I can find an Ayrshire unionist closed down 12 times for hateful conduct unbanned. I can find the guy who said Lily Allen's baby deserved to die unbanned but you've banned
@WingsScotland
?
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@fascinatorfun
@sajidjavid
TRIGGER JAVID
Opening a new hospital today =
Built a NEW broom today.
You added a new part to an existing broom in need of upgrading to stay functional.
You're adding a new unit to an existing hospital in need of upgrading to stay functional.
TRIGGER JAVID'S BROOM
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@BBCBreaking
This front door? The front door where days later a policeman with zero protection was allowed to stand with his back against the same front door covered in the most potent and deadly nerve agent ever created?
That front door?
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@TheUriGeller
LOL Laughing my socks off at the thought of Uri doing 9 disappointed takes over 5 minutes of videoing this.
5 takes holding the Serbia jersey during Scotland kicks to tweet to Serbia if they'd won and 4 holding the Scotland jersey as Serbians scored the first 4.
Total Fraud! LOL
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@WingsScotland
Dear Lord! "Orange jacket man" has "been lucky" in the
#BBCQT
ballot yet again!
He should buy lottery tickets.
Can't wait for his bitter contribution.
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@HackneyAbbott
@BBCr4today
@UKLabour
Have you EVER tuned in to Scottish parliament?
If you did you'd find Scottish Labour attacking the SNP along with Tories with after week after week.
SNP try to mitigate savage tory cuts and all Labour do is blame the SNP government!
We can't even tell the difference any more.
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@0161Darren
His assist numbers are incredible enough already without a guy who jumps 5ft to get on the end of everything.
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#WreckItRalph2
"How are we not independent? We're just like Canada, we've got oil, we've got beautiful countryside & we've both got annoying idiotic neigbours governed by complete arseholes. Us young ones want it but the auld yins got conned by the Better Together scare stories."
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@Hyfy19
@Maxwellsnp
@easyonthebrain
@BBCScotlandNews
That would be the more accurate headline but too positive for BBC. Have to make it look like they just got a surprise gift from China.
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@implausibleblog
"Yes 10's of thousands had died in Italy but I had to get the Cheltenham Festival Friday over before immediately calling for a lockdown."
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The "caustic wit" of Toby Young. Pick a tweet any tweet and ask if a teacher would still have their job having written it?
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@wearzel
@TheBonnyDoon
If he didn't he'll just go back and alter his blog to show that he did.
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@Haggis_UK
Deserve thanks and praise?
If you ordered £500 Million of supplies for work & absolutely none of it turned out to be the required standard & useable for the purpose it was bought would you get thanks & praise or your arse kicked out?
Glad Morgan isn't letting him away with that
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@BBCNews
Did they change black kid's lives by dressing up as them or Japanese children's lives when they dressed up as them?
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@mrjamesob
@Carlsonsports
I'd trust Cairo Zoo to sell me a Zebra before trusting Nadine Dorries!
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@TrevorCoultMC
@pritipatel
Stalin was 5ft 5
Mussolini was 5ft 7
Winston Churchill was 5ft 6
Hitler was 5ft 9
Napoleon was 5ft 6
Putin is 5ft 6
Kim Jong Un is 5ft 6
Nasty bullies don't have to be tall!
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@GaryLineker
@LFC
Obsessed with VAR checks all weekend and suddenly they don't want to review that!
Don't look, dont look, it's LiVARpool.
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@DeborahMeaden
Yup
One facility within an existing hospital NOT a new hospital at all.
Word play at the most generous but to most it's simply a lie.
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@WingsScotland
Fiona Bruce accidentally asks the question millions of Scottish people ask every time there is an episode of
#bbcqt
broadcast from north of the border.
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#BorisHasFailedTheNation
The BBC - "500,000 dead, isn't America awful!"
"But the UK...."
"Just hide it in the chart, focus on the big half a million number maybe no one will notice how bad the Tories have managed the UK response."
"World leading again eh"
"Shhh keep quiet."
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@kezdugdale
You literally encouraged Scottish people to vote for these clowns resulting in 12 extra seats without which even the DUP bung wouldn't have saved them.
Scottish Labour's cluelessness let them in and consigned Labour to Scottish oblivion for decades.
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@BBCNewsPR
How BBC News works - an example. Called my Mum today and she mentions last night's news and how Alex Salmond thinks Nicola Sturgeon should resign. "I say he didn't say that Mum" ...cue argument "but it was on the news, are you saying I heard them wrong the girl said
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@rosemarie_kelly
@AlanSpence20
So hubbie is Chairman of an NHS trust and daughter is 9.
No hairdresser in the immediate family it would appear.
Dear journos
That took me precisely 3 minutes to find.
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#CoronavirusPandemic
Just gone for a shit at work and this ...someone has broken the dispenser and nicked the entire toilet roll.
SERIOUSLY?
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@WingsScotland
Jeez! Could that picture be more ridiculous?
...well maybe if you were really bored at lunchtime.
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@jaredomaramp
@WingsScotland
Ouchee that's nearly as good as the "sorry for your loss" resignation.
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@PrisonPlanet
It's more expensive but Adobe After Effects would help to create a less noticeable edit of the original video footage. Sony Vegas really struggles when looking to create truly authentic looking fake footage.
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@ChrisMusson
I hadn't realised just how desperate unionists had become.
It's clear from this that independence must be closer than all of us thought.
The more desperate they get the lower and more ridiculous the stories - remember the faked French ambassador conversation.
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@CliveD19
@Haggis_UK
"Picking holes"?
The guy literally ignored UK PPE companies offers of help to award hundred million pound contracts to chums with 1 month start up companies who amateurly sourced unusable PPE from China taking a massive wedge of profit for themselves.
It's that clear.
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#Covid20
So does this one get called "The British Virus" or is that name already taken by
@Conservatives
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
Still at least he'll be remembered for being a Prime Minister and not a self interested, back bench comedy fop who is happy to lead millions up the garden path, devastating the country for decades. You might be remembered when people say "I'm just going to the toilet for a Mogg."
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@NicolaSturgeon
@WingsScotland
Sigh! Sick of all this fake news. If you pan out David Mundell is clearly there ...and in very good spirits I might add!
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@ftbIswanny
"He's offside!" howls co-commentator choosing to ignore the TWO Liverpool defenders playing Morata onside.
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@Reachingbroom
He's absolutely spot on.
Journalists at BBC and even more so at ITV have been tabloiding our news for some time.
Some of the pro union, anti independence material leading to the Scottish Referendum in 2014 and since from BBC Scotland has been nothing short of disgraceful!
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#CumGates
My wife is a competent driver and she's right here in the passenger seat able to take over if my driving becomes impared or erratic.
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@EdwardTHardy
Good to see exposed BUT galling that I & others were handing this to journalists on a plate nearly 2 yrs ago.
Mistakenly unredacted order forms showing numbers/sizes along with supplier whose site provided rough pricing.
It was office jnr stuff.
You have to ask why they didn't?
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@WingsScotland
Just a theory but having seen David Mundell interviewed in the past it's been clear that the more worried or under pressure he becomes the more his voice becomes panicky & high pitched.
Maybe he has been doing Brexit impact interviews but only dogs can hear him?
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@BawleyM
@sontwit
@Mancunian_Mum
@celtjules66
I know you're probably joking or trolling but you fail to understand the tax process.
You'd only pay 45% on anything above £150K and just 20% on the first £50K.
40% on rest.
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@TheEconomist
@WingsScotland
England is being massively found out. For hundreds of years they have been telling countries round the world how they'd be better being run by their elite as they siphon off their wealth. It's crumbling fast & only a dwindling 50% of stupid Scots/Welsh & Irish still fall for it.
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@MarkVipond
@ChrisMusson
@MrHarryCole
He has.
He barely wears a mask on any day and nothing is said
His Dad doesn't and nothing is said
His MP's don't and nothing is said
His advisers do what they like and nothing is said.
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#StrictlyComeDancing
Always find it bizarre that the weakest link of the whole show, Tess Daly, is one of the highest paid.
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@mattletiss7
@DjokerNole
Always be remembered as the man who got caught trying to lie and fraud his way through Australia's vetting system because he didn't like the rules.
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#SongsForDominic
Yesterday
My wife seemed so sick and grey
So we headed up the Motorway
She'll say were in London anyway
Oh I believed it'd be OK.
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@WingsScotland
So as the poppies go on the lapels, UK and Europe are on the side of these guys right?
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@Anthea06274890
Presumably all those defending him would be ok with him storming up and slapping Rebel Wilson?
But because it was a man he assaulted that's ok?
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@digitaldjeli
@MarkDiStef
It's almost as if after
@BBCNews
slating Corbyn for not bowing 2 inches lower they want to avoid talking about an open coated Johnson laying his wreath upside down after a false start missing his cue. Don't want to reinforce those views of a man with no attention to detail eh?
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#bbcqt
NAILED by the man at the back. Plaid and SNP have been the most effective opposition offering the only sensible opinion these last 2 years.
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@PhantomPower14
@WingsScotland
I've just published my Street Gers today and some of my 20 neighbours seem irate. Some with no mortgage left and no car loans furious that they've been given a bill for 5% of my new roof and new car. A few have had the nerve to come round and question how these benefit them!
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All these people, especially the elderly like my Mum who know diddley squat about social media let alone make checks.
Making stuff up is just unacceptable
Damage is done and Twitter corrections are just not sufficient!
They know this dam well!
It's disgusting!
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@BBCBreaking
@BBCNews
Just another to add to our Royal family's friends list.
Jimmy Saville, Stuart Hall, Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell.
Thought we had a wonderful security service?
What are they doing unless socialising with these people isn't simply sanctioned or turned a blind eye to?
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