Lower East Scribe
@LowerEastScribe
Followers
2K
Following
60K
Media
6K
Statuses
102K
Scribe's views | Size12 #WriterForHire sneaker writer @TheAthletic Formerly: @NikeBasketball | @RGA | @NikeLab | @KicksOnFire | @VibeMagazine
Lower East Side | PDX
Joined August 2009
I got @YoungJeezy and @JayBilas to meet in the same room and talk about "Goin'To Work" for @VibeMagazine : http://t.co/sGl2OvrUtm.
7
39
100
Forget Instagram, Dennis Rodman would’ve had an onlyfans if he played in this era 😂.
8
301
2K
I'll always love Matt Barnes for ball faking at Kobe's face, allowing Kobe to prove he's a basketball sociopath and not flinching. Thanks Matt Barnes.
3
534
1K
I hope history remembers Carmelo Anthony as the only of his generation willing to attempt to save the Knicks in his prime. Big risk, big reward energy. And it could’ve worked if the front office had their shit together better.
43
217
1K
#GameofThrones S8E4 wasn't great but Sansa placing the Stark pin on Theon was dope. They got that right.
13
120
1K
There’s too many pictures of Xavier McDaniels calming choking people for him not to be high on any list such as this 😂
11
132
670
@tonestradamus Nick Saban finna lead that kwanza dinner with a BLM embroidered dashiki on like . 😂
0
46
554
Monster energy drink and ranch Doritos Twitter.
i have a couple of questions: who is watching ridiculousness for it to always be on? and are they okay?.
5
117
497
KD brushes his hair for the Finals.
What’s your most outta pocket prediction for this NBA season?.
10
51
435
Do remember that right before Melo got to the Knicks, Amar’e Stoudemire had the Garden lit and was in early MVP talks.
27
54
430
Michael Ealy been making women on tv & film question their love and loyalty for like 20 years now 😂😭.#BelAir.
4
58
407
This Range belongs in the Smithsonian.
6
64
371
Allen Iverson being the league’s cool uncle warms my heart.
"I started playing basketball because of YOU!!". @Giannis_An34 meets @alleniverson at @NBAAllStar Weekend!!
3
27
314
The only thing white people are afraid of is racial equality. Lol shit is wild.
10
67
272
@DragonflyJonez I still don’t understand the move to get rid of CP3. With a team full of scorers… literal walking buckets. you get rid of your all-time table setter?
4
4
288
Y’all told us the Clippers were too deep!.
Remember when you said LeBron can’t win in the West? You said Rich Paul and Klutch ruined the Lakers. The AD trade was trash. The Clippers run LA. Kawhi and PG been in the lab. The Warriors don’t need KD. LeBron washed. We ain’t forget that!
5
30
267
You are a sunken place Hall of Famer. First ballot.
3
223
241
Naysayers ain’t watching this.
4
57
248
@DragonflyJonez “Thought you was Kobe? Chasing that farewell tour? They don’t love you like that.” Lol that ‘08 Celtics team makes me wish they lost that finals more and more every year.
3
9
200
@sfmilstead @djevilone Doug Gottlieb blocked me because I constantly reminded folks that he, a thief, felt Kobe had business speaking up for his fellow Black man simply because he had money. Gottlieb is a tool.
7
42
156
Recently joined @TheAthletic as the new sneaker writer. Thanks to @MrKhalidS for bringing me on. First two articles up now. Feels good to be back on the journo side of the culture. 🔗 to both stories in bio.
26
28
169
In light of what happened to LeBron, feel like it's a good time to remind @GottliebShow that money doesn't mean you're exempt of being black
5
82
132
The first commercial I’ve ever written is going live on Monday and it wasn’t for sports or sneakers, so I don’t feel pigeonholed. 2020 is still ass, but today feels kinda good.
25
7
112
no.
0
14
113
Spike Lee said he liked my writing tonight. How’s your night going?.
8
6
112
Shout out to all my New Yorkers who knew outside clothes came off in the crib, before the pandemic.
3
20
114
@RealSkipBayless Soooo Steve Kerr hitting a game winner negates MJ's MVP too right? He saved Jordan?.
30
130
109
NBA bubble bout to be big aau energy 😂.
4
37
114
@DragonflyJonez In fact, Chris Rock’s next special is going STUPID numbers. Astronomical even.
4
6
106
I’m so impressed with my generation of hoopers whenever I see pics like this. You know the level of concentration and coordination you gotta have to cross someone up and go through the legs in 5x shorts?.
Boy these shorts wasnt fucking around.
0
23
97
@PorterhouseLA @Travonne In the big man era which makes it MORE CRAZY. we’ll never see it again.
1
0
89
Christian McCaffrey whylin out at adult skate night.
1
22
95
This one’s forever funny
What’s a random tweet that pop up in your head and have you dead every time??.
1
27
87
Lower East Scribe sounds good. But “Emmy Nominated Scribe” got one helluva ring to it. Appreciate everyone’s support on the film. NYC Point God’s is now Emmy nominated. First time writing for a film but def not my last 🙌🏾😎
14
21
94
@kylekuzma The only thing Jason Whitlock can comment on is some snacks - The Great Lavar Ball (paraphrased).
0
4
83
Tell him stay focused and keep grinding. This kid wants greatness.
y’all my lil brother done made a mini ghetto obstacle course in my mama back yard. 🏈 🔥. yes those are my mama benches and a baby stroller 😂
1
30
85
@KyTheBrute @mattwhitlockPM @iamSAR Wish I could go back in time to HS just to become a rapper named Willie Shakes 😂😭.
3
3
82
Losing weight so you can fit your WNBA jersey with matching thotty thigh-meat showing shorts for the summer >.
3
4
83
I been trying not to laugh at this situation, but this was the one 🤣.
2
20
86
Black people when something alarming happens to the general public but we’ve been Black our whole lives
0
27
80
@DragonflyJonez One time at a tournament, I seen a goon in the stands arguing with a player tell the player to keep playing as he spit a blade out his mouth tell "this what I do. You play ball" sure enough, that player kept hooping lol.
1
11
79
Homies 30 and under. Listen to me. Stretch. Trust me Lol.
6
4
75
@DragonflyJonez And bro hoops like Tracy McGrady but he’s 7’5”… like what is even happening?.
0
1
78
After retwisting my dreads on my own for the first time, glad to see I’m not alone lol. This is a good one @levelmag.
.@WillOnAWhim has become a beloved Black men's hair YouTuber by leaning into the most joyful aspects of the hair struggle. And in doing so, he has helped carve out a space for a generation of Black men to talk about their hair in an entirely new way.
1
7
73
Bro, what? 😂. “When he’s really gotta shit, he knows how to move quick. Get the Stack II, now!”. Who wrote this?! 😂.
5
3
75
Sweeee-do-do-deeeee-do-deee-deee. Real ones know 😄
2
31
76
@tallmaurice remember when that women wouldn't let Oprah see a bag cuz she thought she couldn't afford it? Oprah, b.
1
21
66
The amount of stories like this. Kobe deserves all that he got. Hate him or love him, can't deny that he worked hard.
3
40
73
Yo @kustoo - why ya homie Jeff Goldblum gave dude without a shirt hands AND feet like that? 😂.
5
9
74
WHERE'S THE LIE?
0
96
71
I remember when this panoramic started and y’all was doing push-ups on IG. I ain’t forget.
4
7
73
@wowiwrite BX dudes still rock pelle pelle with the two tone durag with the string and the Cape out but it's your list, so. cook away lol.
4
5
64
Smh it takes 2 MVP's, 4 All Stars, 5 Olympians. To beat LeBron James. How can you be proud of this?.
17
55
68
Bruh… respect? WUT?! Lmao 😂
"Lost a lot of respect for Sabonis. You don't shake guys hands after you lose? I don't respect that… You lost, deal with it. Pay your respect.". — Draymond Green. (via @TheVolumeSports).
3
19
65
@markuspr1m3_ @kyalbr Also, her telling her husband he's not making the decisions anymore. I was. it was too much. Lol.
2
1
60
0
1
62
Everything about these Clippers jokes are funny and true, and funny because they’re true.
Clippers are bigger frauds imo. We all know the blueprint to beat MIL. Slow the game down & take the transition away from Giannis. Spo showed us the same thing Nurse did last year. Clips had their season ended bc they blew a 3-1 lead bc they pissed off Paul Millsap. PAUL MILLSAP.
0
8
58
I know Dwight Howard looks at that 75 list and then looks at AD after losses like…
1
6
62
I can’t help but be reminded that Doug Gottlieb called out Kobe for supporting Eric Garner + wearing an I Can’t Breathe shirt, as if being an NBA player removed him from his Blackness. Gottlieb blocked me for calling him out about it, so if you see him expressing sorrow, it’s 🧢
Stephen Jackson spoke out at a news conference, promising to take care of George Floyd's daughter and demanding justice for his death.
1
44
57
Dawg, I wrote this. Holy smokes, I did it. I'm a Laker. Kinda. Not really. whatever, this awesome.
9
15
61
Blessed to have gotten the chance to write the script for this @shobasketball @boardroom @controltv .#PointGods this one’s for NYC 🗽.
19
14
63
2
2
55
That time I brought @NBA All Rookie 2nd teamer @ZachLaVine through the Lower East Side for @RevoltTV: http://t.co/JCdqjhw65h
#CongratsZach.
0
28
57
*checks ball to Dusty.Dusty: You about to have some hard times between these lines, daddy.Defender: 🫨.
1
9
59
@DragonflyJonez Bingo. The league is great when the Knicks are good. Even better when the Knicks have a villain. Also good for Trae to be the heel at MSG. Nothing but fun.
2
0
58