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Siwezi judge dem na riding skills zake coz by the the time anafanya 3rd whine mimi nitakuwa niko cadi 😂😂😭😭
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Nimefika mansion kupata bibi ashabeba stuff amesonga, nimemeza taxin nikarudi baesa. At my lowest lakini kaende kaende. Sad nigga hours will be premium 😩
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Zimegonjeka wapi kwanza?
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Avocado goes with everything, unaweza ata kula avocado na avocado ingine
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Exfoliant Moisturizer
Lakini men tuko lucky we don't need as much skin care products. Lol. Exfoliant na moisturizer and you are good to go. Ukifeel fancy, unaweka a ladle of vaseline on your lips and call it a day.
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Once you say 'na hii gas imekaa sana'
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Unaenda date?
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I hate road rage but leo a matatu driver provoked me tukavurugana, anyway, normalize having such artillery in your vehicle
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Ukikaa kwa window seat have the common decency of slightly opening the window for ventilation, thx
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Nikiwa msick huwa sifungi mlango na padlock from ndani ndio nikisonga caretaker akiskia uvundo afungue watoe mwili 😂😂😭😭
Living alone and being unwell sucks😪 I just want company
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Jana niliwekerewo pistol kwa bukla juu ya mresh, kumbe nozzle ya ceska huwa baridi ivo 🙆
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íí hihi nowende kúhagírwo mútí ta ithanwa?
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This kinyozi I've gone to, during chest massage the lady literally played with the nipples and even gave a small pinch..... Let me tell you Maina 🥴
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James Mburu ni mcreativity mbaya
Kikuyu owned apartments have names like Eloi House, Alpha Omega Apartments, Jehovah Elishafashi Plaza etc
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Very! From teeth impact to spit amounts, hand and tongue combination, depth intake, gagging, balls and perinium stimulation, focus on the glans etc
Special mention to freaks who toss salad 🤗
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Fogo Gaucho ~ 3000
Carnivore BBQ ~3500
Safaripark BBQ ~3500
Spur ~2700
Which restaurant in Nairobi offers 'all the meat you can eat' plan and at how much ?
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Ukiwa kwa iyo club juu ya supermarket ukipigiwa simu uulizwe uko wapi unajibu "niko juu ya mama watoto"
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Unfair dismissal
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Kuwekewa mchele is something I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy. Not that you missed me but I'm back anyways
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Apa grip kama kifuniko ya speedo 😂
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1 year ago, a time like this, I witnessed the exodus 😳
Nimefika mansion kupata bibi ashabeba stuff amesonga, nimemeza taxin nikarudi baesa. At my lowest lakini kaende kaende. Sad nigga hours will be premium 😩
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In much retrospect, I suppose my alcoholism pushed her to leave, kila siku kuhappen no communication coz nishazima and stuff. Adding my paroz are against drinking furthermore always supporting her side, no solution suggestions but condemnation, so lovi ndio blacksheep, innit
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It's my lovely daughter's 5th birthday nimepiga simu nikama niko sinaloa, let's say hakuna network, I'm coughing blood brethrens 😭😭😭
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Manifestation works fr 🥹 anyways happy birthday to me
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Yutman Mgaza alishandwa 💉💉💉
Alitoka jela Dec mathake akambuyia nduthi ndio a reform but old habits die hard. Lovely scenes
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Ukiskia kukojoa ukojoe
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Hollup hollup, wait, so Mujahideen is an actual group not a Twitter lingo for our local kienyejis?
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hako kamzigo kako backseat ni kako?
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Nice 👌
Half Gordons is here to finish us and I'm here for it all 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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My birthday wish was to spend time with my munchkin and it came to pass...... Best day of my life 💯
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Masho ine
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The day you get your prostate rubbed well is when you get a real orgasm, what men regard as orgasm is just ejaculation 🤣
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Tunapelekwa London alafu Njambi anaturudisha nyamakima, a gal of the people 😂
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You automatically know your place when someone tells you "Ebu kwanza kata simu nipick call inaingia" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Another day to offer you transport services, RT and tell a friend to tell a friend 😎
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@alexmwanzo
Counter unalipa njiva na kuku kuota, kwa kuku unajenga attendant rwabe anakuwekea kuku full instead, mnashiba kama python
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It's another lovely morning to remind you that I offer transport services nationwide at pocket friendly prices.
RT, my client is in your TL
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My heartbeat 🥰🥰🥰
My birthday wish was to spend time with my munchkin and it came to pass...... Best day of my life 💯
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Leteni kazi wadau, mbogi iko readyy!
Though nauza KAX in the middle, 600k ONO
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Wadau, stock imeongezeka to cater for all your transport needs. RT, my clients may be on your TL
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Tier 1
Kilimani
Upperhill
Karen
Lavi
Riara
Kile
Westy
Gitanga Rd (UPTO Braeburn, past Congo apo tier 3)🫢
Tier 2
Naivasha Rd
Woodley
Jamhuri
Racecourse
LA
Tier 3
Wanyee (highly recommend) 🤭
Kabiria
Satellite
Ngong
Uthiru
Ayany
Kawangware
Others:
Kibra
People who work along Ngong Road,where exactly do y'all stay?( Treat as urgent)
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@champgitau
inakaa hujai patana na wasanii wakiwa mboka, sikuombei mbaya lakini ukipatana nao hutapenda
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Guys, if you like Kilimanjaro's Arosto, then you'll LOVE their Deilo (fried young goat). Nyama soft kama kinembe 🔥 🔥 🔥
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@Faith_Sonik
"ũtũhe irio dũgatũtiganĩrie ta ciana cia ngoriai"
"jesu ũtuĩka dereba tondũ gari ithodeketwo na moko ma andũ"
"rathima irio ici cituĩke cia gũtũguna mwĩrĩ na roho"
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It's a fantastic morning to remind you that I offer transport services nationwide at pocket friendly prices.
RT, my clients are on your TL
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Júke ngútare stretch marks?
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The past 365 have been one hell of a ride, thru my darkest time, shook any belief in diety and sincerely atimes I didn't wish to see another day in this forsaken earth. But there's a glimpse of hope that 32 will be kind to me. So I hope.
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Someone makes you cum from head and think they're not your soulmate, SMH
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F4 ni kabro? 😂
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Some thugs followed an older man from equity Thika, pigad storos with him in kyuk kwa Kenya mpya (some relating to mentality) like they knew each other, kufika Muthaiga wakainua mzae ati fathee tumefika tuendee dawa, people were even helping the mzee ndio akarefill dawa 😭😭😭
Pale OTC I was mugged by three men at 7pm.They were claiming to be my relatives ati wananirudisha home nilitiroka nyumbani nikaacha bibi na watoto wakiteseka. .. .while ransacking my pockets.Nobody came to my rescue.
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@allenochi
That is very unprofessional for the officer, also, which police station is this?
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Married men after eating nyamchom at Kamakis knowing they'll find bibi amepika cabbage za sungura 😂
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"Gel screen protector" demonstration at Prestige mall @ 1500ksh🔥 🔥 🔥
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Hopping onto this 🤓
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Can't imagine I've spent the whole day at Buru police tryna get someone out. Wachaneni na simu 2nd hand watunguyaz. 25k down the drain FTS
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Nimemiss kuingia kwa hao naskia Dadyyyyyyyyyyy followed by a tight hug then naulizwa wapi tamuuu alafu thanks dadddyyyy I love youuuuuuu 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 what is this life I chose?
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Still dizzy nikaanza kuomba matrailer lift wote wakipita, until one G4S nduthi guy akanihurumia, rode me mpaka GM, opted to go report kwa police station, kukaribia stenje kumbe kuna msako, Nikashikwa juu ya mask 😂😂
Damn, double homicide
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At the clinic: This medication is not covered by your insurance, buy it for 1,000
Check mydawa, it's 690
Goes to Transchem, it's 230 😂😂😂
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Clout is a dangerous drug, msichana anajiomba na anaji jemimah 😂😂😂😂😂
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Scenes: Nĩ ũroka tũkome kana ũgũtinda matwitter macio maaku?
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I really wish I could know the G4S guy on a motorbike who carried me after being drugged and dumped along southern bypass, nowadays I drive past that place and see wild animals and I shudder coz hao walikuwa wamenipeana fr
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LOL
Guys what does it mean ukipiga simu kila saa Iko mteja alafu after some few seconds inaleta you attempted to call me 😂😂😂😂all the damn time 😂😂
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Nguo ni chafu wacha niambie aka nimekamiss kakuje kusaka bonga points za kuwa ile material 😏
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 Imara kama simba 😛
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