Larry
@LongOnlyLarry
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Equity analyst. BQL dependent. What are you, fuckin’ nuts? Opinions, not investment advice.
Joined June 2024
Not getting in on this one will haunt me for at least a year.
Shout out to the Indian man who sold me and my friends Juuls in highschool.
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God how could you not love women.
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The girl that just used me to buy her drinks watching me sign the bill
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Yea for my fucking trade request to get approved by compliance.
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When my boss is going through my model and says “this number looks off”
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Generational tap in right here . 10,000 likes and CFB said she’ll reactivate
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Id build a financial model for every company in the software category if my ex posted something like this.
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Weekend recap:.- recklessly spent 1k .- flexed on everyone that I was doing better than them.- called my ex a whore (again).- made my ex cry (brought me real happiness).- cuddled with the cutest puppy ever all night.
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This is like finding Amazon in 1997.
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I use to think burner fintwit was all like late 20’s people and I’ve come to realize it’s just a bunch of freshly graduated 23-25 year olds.
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If you’re in equity research and don’t have a little ‘tism then you belong in sales.
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If you don’t know how absolute return works and why LP’s want it maybe don’t tweet about what you don’t know fox boy!.
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Larry just became the youngest research associate at his company to ever get a name into the portfolio btw.
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Okay but in all seriousness we need to set up an H1-B visa system to bring over the hottest girls from around the world to America. I will humbly assume the role of judge of these applicants. We need to make America hotter, it’s the only part we’ve lost market share in.
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Interviewed at a (worse) LO compared to the one im at now and gave my first round interviewer the most crystal clear pitch on Vertiv at $30 a share and after not listening to a single word I said asked me “do you know any supermarket companies” and then got rejected shortly after.
hedge fund recruitment is like getting into berghain where I have to logically explain to an 80 iq individual manning the gate that I would be a uncorrelated fit to the vibe and improve the club sharpe and getting rejected because she doesn’t understand correlation or sharpe.
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Dude what.
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Me explaining to the summer interns why you can’t just slap a 4% terminal growth rate on the dcf
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You’re not allowed to be happily in a relationship on twitter take that bullshit to Instagram thanks.
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The burner girls are actually so hot #confirmed
Generational tap in right here . 10,000 likes and CFB said she’ll reactivate
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Unfortunately this is a lie fellas.
PSA single men: there are literally so many single women sitting around at bars waiting to get hit on all of a sudden. Go outside for once, and the ratio will be massively in your favor.
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I know an Amex airport lounge hates to see me coming (I just found out it’s open bar).
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HAHAHHA IT FINALLY GETS APPROVED AFTER THE STOCK MOVES UP 7% ON THE DAY AND I HAVE TO BUY THE OPTION 45% HIGHER THAN WHEN I SUBMITTED THE OPTION THANK YOU COMPLIANCE!!!!!!.
Yea for my fucking trade request to get approved by compliance.
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3 weeks from today I’ll be in Norway. Couldn’t be more excited for anyone who’s known me has known how obsessed I am with the country (and how beautiful the girls are). My first ever solo vacation, little bit nervous.
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Who wants to do this with the intelligent investor.
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I would support the H1-B program if it was used to bring in single Nordic women. Up the salaries to convince them to come.
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@90daysliquidity As dumb as it sounds legit just have fun, don’t go on dates thinking she’s going to be the next gf but just go on them saying like wow I really wanna meet this person, take risks make jokes miconstrue normal sayings as if they’re sexual (jokingly) make it fun.
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Genuinely serious this is the type of beautiful that can’t be qualified nor quantified.
installing my work for critique and pretending it’s like in a gallery or something
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No one hates illegal immigrants more than Latinos who came to the country legally.
45% from Latinos while running on a massive mass deportation campaign. I just don't get it man.
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@VillageWest14 The goal of the multi Strats listed in that tweet is to return 10-15% year in and year out market up or down. In down years they’re still expected to be up (and usually are), and they will perform even better in the event of a market downturn (see 2022). You’re suppose to be a.
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Applovin reminds me a lot like Upstart in ‘21. Investors not knowing what the business does but just buying momentum, and the “AI” hype around the name. I am actually a big fan of AdTech and thinks it’s one of the few useful AI use cases, but hard not to see similarities between.
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What I expect a girl to do when I start ranting about stocks.
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To my fellow equity research guys if I held a spaces bouncing investment ideas off each other who would join.
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Still in need of a +1 for my sisters wedding in Greece this summer I’m just saying!!!.
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Random note: obviously when you get a stock wrong it hurts and there’s no doubt I’ve got a number wrong since starting, but something I’ve increasingly been focused on and has helped me build confidence in my skillset as an analyst is getting the thesis’s right. For example.
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Average beacon hill home.
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My boss thinks I go out on weekdays because I’m yawning all the time, little does he know I have the Bloomberg terminal open until I go to bed at 9 pm every night.
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New potential reply girl just dropped.
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I’d sell a kidney for this.
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The alpha opportunity when this generation of research associates become the senior analysts and PM’s is going to be off the scale.
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Everyone please look at this.
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I’m convinced an investor could ask a management team what the company does and they would respond with “yea great question”.
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I was going to study for the CFA on the Amtrak but of course I forgot my calculator. Oh well guess I can’t study today!.
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Pro move.
When asked about his political views by classmates, Barron Trump responds that he doesn’t support any party. Follow: @AFpost
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Had a dream my liberal coworker saw me tweet something negative about fat bitches and reported my twitter to my boss and I got fired.
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If you short fartcoin do you call it a shart.
how to short fartcoin?.
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I’ve decided to stop flirting on the timeline. This is going back to a stock account apologize for the recent horniness.
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