Upper East Side Girl
@UESgal
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I have opinions, I never claimed they were good :) jr. analyst and wannabe sponge
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Who’s ripped boss is taking a call shirtless while overlooking Park Ave?
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How to Uber drivers find people who are willing to constantly be on the phone with them
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“I never see you at the club”
i never see you on cell A1 of the leveraged buyout excel model
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You are in the TRENCHES if you're ordering Seamless via the CapIQ Excel Plug In
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@BilalRasulov
Follow up question: are they friends that both Uber driver or did they become friends via being Uber drivers? How does that even happen
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Stopped by the new speakeasy in the trendy neighborhood of Times Sq. and had their signature drink, a Bacardi-Buckét. 10/10 would recommend for a romantic date night in the city.
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Don’t worry kitten ❤️
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One day yall will grow up and see the light
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rip my homie
he didn’t die, he’s just moving to jersey
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Will cosplay wifey grabbing fresh baked goods until a man makes it happen.
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This legit feels like something I would see in a fever dream lol
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Y’all idk how I’m here today. Neither of my parents graduated high school. Maybe it’s partially because of this sticky note on my monitor. Let it be known though, I absolutely refuse to fumble this bag 🫡
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why does interviewing with other firms feel like I’m legit cheating on my partner
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After a couple of years of citi biking in all states, I finally met my demise last night. Anyone know where I can get new glasses? Lmao
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Yall is it possible to secure a husband by just making really intense eye contact with a cute boy as he walks by?
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If I hit 1k followers tn I will shotgun a miller in yalls honor 🫡
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Deeply suspicious of people who don’t default to dark mode
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I posted over three years ago on Reddit about securing a JPM internship as a non target with no connections.
I still get message requests to this day asking how. Man I do not miss those trenches.
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And under the glow of the Barclays building, there she stood 🤍
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Three generations of Latinas means it’s a BAD NIGHT TO BE A MILLER. Caguama style
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Slightly concussed but still an absolutely terrible night to be a corona
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I genuinely think the Gray Citi bike is as dangerous as riding a motorcycle. If not more due to lack of a helmet
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How it feels knowing college football is BACK this month
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The plan:
- Have a bag of takis and granola bar for dinner
- Meet the girls to talk about boys
- Consume multiple tequila sodas
- Talk to 0 men
- Tell multiple girls in the bathroom how pretty they are
- Convince a friend to not call ex
- Uber home drunk and snuggle w/ dog
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Coworker deduced I was single bc I didn’t know how the Rangers were doing LOL
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Starting my new gig at a pod shop on Monday. Any sage wisdom before I head into war?
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Bro my body is so afraid of my shock watch I’m waking up naturally at 5:30am. We would be so much better off if we made it socially acceptable to physically shock ourselves into better habits like dogs lol.
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Convinced qtips being bad for your ears is a skill issue
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The Instagram algorithm is cooked bc why do I think Instagram stories end up seeing more eyeballs than posts ever do
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Equity research / Equity sales
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when my friends question why I always have something slightly chaotic going on
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Apparently my husband is on Hinge????
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Girls, you don’t need hinge, you just need to go to Equinox at 8pm
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One of us
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@VillageWest14
Most of my coworkers met their spouses in business school so I guess that’s an added upside
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Have been told it’s time to trade in my Timbuk2 for a finance girl tote rip
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Biggest fear is being perceived as an intern during intern season.
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She 100% has a burner account
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When I say something funny and my friends are like “that’s a tweet”
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Do i have a narc in my neighborhood or has NYPD finally decided to do something about all the illegal dispensaries? because they’re dropping like flies
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Best leading indicator for peak cycle is when corporate girlies start making silly TikToks
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This time last year I got my motorcycle license
Now I’m starting on my pilots license😻
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Idk what’s funnier Theo calling a former president “homie” or Trump acting like he’s never had cocaine
I can’t believe
@TheoVon
just said “cocaine will turn you into a damn owl, homie, you'll be out on your own porch, you'll be your own street lamp” to a literal President of the United States 🤣
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