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I'm THIS close to turning the car around RIGHT fucking now!

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Joined April 2015
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@LongIslandDad17
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@PPC4Liberty The homeowner didn't put the unborn child's life in danger, the criminal mother did.
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@KingCarter304 @githii The child was 4 years old. The man punched him in the head full force. After the child flew into the air from the blow and landed onto the floor, the man proceeded to attempt to strike the child again while he was on the ground. If you can't see this, please don't breed.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@ClownWorld_ Her own fault for being with an ass clown.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 years
@FightHaven The cyclist was mostly responsible for the collision. He was going too fast (note the other vehicles going much slower), still had plenty of time to slow down and avoid the collision, and you can hear him pegging the throttle instead of braking.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 months
@InsaneRealitys When orders to get on the ground are ignored, yes, that's the correct response.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 years
@BBlues100 You get what you voted for.
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@LongIslandDad17
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4 months
@hartgoat Pathetic. He should've dragged her out of the car before she could dig into her purse. He should thank his God that she didn't pull a gun out instead of spray.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@jefbanks @historyinmemes That's dude's an Italian actor. LOL.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 years
@Human101Nature "I did not touch that man. "
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@Human101Nature That would be my reaction if I hit the Lottery. LOL.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@FightMate Break both his wrists and both his knees and tell him you're just trying to figure out how to break wrists and knees and chose him to practice on.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 years
@jimmyjam30 @shaneyyricch Why do you think it's ok for politicians to lie? And if they lie about things that don'e even concern you, it makes you wonder what things they've lied about that do concern you. Think about it.
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@NoCapFights When you arrest people for driving over them, that's what you get.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@ShouldHaveCat With cats, direct eye contact is a sign of aggression, and the cat smacks the dog to show dominance. Note how the dog mostly stays turned away from the cat.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@CrimeInNYC Remember NYC, most of you voted for this.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@DelusionPosting I disagree, because if Kamala wins, she'd be "Hitler" on day one, not in four years.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 years
@eclipsethis2003 To those questioning why he fired 15 rounds at him. He was still moving after, was he not? ;).
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@LongIslandDad17
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@nypost As long as the Dems continue to hire people based on how many boxes they check rather than their actual merits of being able to do the job, this will continue.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@DudespostingWs That's good advice if you know you're guilty of a serious offense. If it's just a minor traffic violation, be nice, cooperative, respectful, and then you might get out of the ticket. Acting like a douche just for a minor offense guarantees that you'll get the ticket.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@FAFO_TV Complete with dancing primates. LOL.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 years
@MrAndyNgo Remember LA, most of you voted for this. Enjoy.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@hartgoat You have the right to remain silent and they cannot enter without a warrant. Simply ask them to show a warrant or leave. If they do not leave, you have a case against them for trespassing and unlawful detainment.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@ShouldHaveCat This has been my expression for the past 27 years.
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@CanoliTickFPL @FAFO_TV True, but no need to open the rear door that wide.
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@ShouldHaveCat Of course the fattest one has to get in the basket and smoosh the kittens. LOL!.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 years
@nateclineo @FightHaven I'm betting most of those involved have no fathers.
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@LongIslandDad17
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3 years
@ProjectLincoln @JamesCarville When you buy a demonstration from Wish.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@jimmyjam30 @shaneyyricch For someone who doesn't expect politicians to tell the truth, and yet doesn't care whether or not they do, seems you're the one with some growing up to do. 😉.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@1secantes When you spend $ on everything but brakes.
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@LongIslandDad17
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1 year
@Family_viralvid I'm Asian. In some cultures, the elderly are respected and cared for. Sadly, for the most part, Americans don't hold these values.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@ClownWorld_ Looks like two dudes to me, and who tf holds hands like this?
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@LongIslandDad17
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@Globalstats11 @InternetH0F The weight limit is not for one house. It's for the cumulative weight of all the houses on their route. Many can lift 80lbs a few times/day, but injuries occur when having to do it 400x per day, every day.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@DelusionPosting Most journalists killed were men, but women only want the female journalists to not be killed. Got it.
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@DelusionPosting So, let’s for a minute assume this is real. In that case, there should be no welfare, affirmative action, DEI, or penal leniency for blacks. However, because Democrats believe blacks are intellectually inferior, they force society to coddle them. You can’t have it both ways.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@activeasian Remember SF, most of you voted for this.
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@CrimeInNYC Remember NYC, most of you voted for this, and will continue to.
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@ClownWorld_ I bet this is the breaker for that outlet.
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@AsianDawn4 The usual suspect.
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@LongIslandDad17
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3 months
@NoCapFights Funny, but clearly fake. Hot pizza toppings would stick to the box.
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@LongIslandDad17
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19 days
@nypost It's absolutely hilarious and fitting that this worthless douchebag Eagles fan is (was?) a "project manager for a DEI company". 🤣🤣🤣.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@firstmateJessie @Habetman 2024-1987=37. 59-37=22, not 37. 😉.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@crazyclips_ First @Target goes woke, and now they call the cops and tresspass harmless, innocent, good willed, mentally challenged people? FU @Target !!!.Also, those cops are douchebags for dragging him out like that.
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@llandoniffirg Those welds are trash. You need to grind out a V-cut, weld in steel fill, grind flat, then weld on steel caps. I'm not even a professional welder and I know this.
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@ClownWorld_ ENRON has a 22 year old doofus as a CEO with a goon and a midget for bodyguards? 🤣🤣🤣.
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@AsianDawn4 This is a small example of what we Asian-Americans have to deal with, and the woke people in power choose to be blind to it.
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@NoCapFights My sister-in-law's RBF. I can't stand her.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@88CAMINO @ElijahSchaffer Thanks for letting us know that you’re just another leech on society.
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2 years
@iamyesyouareno If the cop was white, there would be riots, and memorials built for the criminal.
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@Aileen_vvvv @ShouldHaveCat Birth defects. She was abandoned by her mother and almost died. She was rescued and adopted and now I believe she has a large social media following.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@FAFO_TV I'm an elevator electrician. We call this "Riding the Lightning". LOL!
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@Drills85 I love how the imbecile's failure to drop the gun guaranteed more rounds. Yes, really.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@illwilladelphia @PPC4Liberty I guess you’re just going to say that home invasion is fine if you just run away when the homeowner is prepared to defend himself, his family, and his property. That’s an interesting view, but it’s also a stupid one.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 months
@its_The_Dr That storm cloud had TacoBell.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 months
@InsaneRealitys I don't wanna come inside yet mom!
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@LongIslandDad17
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@InsaneRealitys That means she’ll be out in 2-4 years. Should be 20 minimum.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 years
@FightHaven I'm an IUEC Journeyman in NYC. What they did was very stupid and extremely dangerous. One of the safety devices that prevents the elevator from moving is the door lock circuit. They broke the door but the not the circuit, so it could've moved and the occupant would be cut in two.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@DrLoupis Yup. It's pathetic and sickening.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@Globalstats11 @historyinmemes It's actually worth $40-$50+K at auction.
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3 months
@ClownWorld_ Leftists refuse to understand that this is among the reasons why businesses are cautious about hiring us POC. It burns me up because it makes us all look bad.
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@akafacehots They always have those crazy eyes.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@FightHaven What is this move called? LOL!
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@lncmpltemission My favorite part is when the dude keeps stabbing him in the face with the chair leg!.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@FAFO_TV The car's running it's wipers trying to cling to dear life. 😂.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@GetOnTap @MoreCrazyClips Because that how she was raised, and how she raises her own kids.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@AsianDawn4 Easily the most punchable face right now. 😆.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@CrimeInNYC Remember NYC, most of you voted for this.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 years
@FightHaven "NYPD's finest"? Ummm, they were traffic guards. They carry no weapons, have no physical training, and can't do much other than write tickets.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@notdsk @DubzyOnceAgain That's notch your concern.
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@CrimeInNYC Remember NYC, most of you voted for this.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@GeorgeDiesel @iamyesyouareno We blacks don't even say that.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@AsianDawn4 Every neighborhood that blacks move into become "black towns" because their criminal behavior drives everyone else out and decimates property values.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@CrimeInNYC They're only getting some reparations, right Dems?. Remember NYC, most of you voted for this.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@AbongeCollins @FightMate Wrong. They refused to follow commands and then resisted arrest.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 years
@BonginoReport Cue bongos. "Because we all need electricity to go, where it's got to get to go, on a yellow school bus, with the importance of the passing of time, while we look at the craters of the moon with our own eyes!".
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@LongIslandDad17
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@jimmyjam30 @shaneyyricch If you don't see the sense in my comment, thats' fine, but the fact that you claim that it makes no sense at all says more about you than me. 😉.
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@digitalspaz She lied about the warrant, of course.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@TheJayQua @InsaneRealitys All that for a shitbox car? LOL.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@AmericaPapaBear I have no pity for those who are stupid enough to buy into an HOA.
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@Catshealdeprsn Stop with fake AI shit, please.
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@PPC4Liberty Remember leftists, you vote for this.
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@GarbageHuman24 Remember leftists, you vote for this!.
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@hartgoat Let Gayle go!
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@ClownWorld_ Typical savage, being typically savage.
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@NoCapFights I stopped having any last shred of sympathy with the creeper when he put his hand over her camera, which completely negated his reasoning of "it's legal" and proved her reasoning of "from human to human, it's bothering us".
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@LongIslandDad17
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@nypmetro Interesting how his family only shows up for the money grab.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@ClownWorld_ The vast majority of people beaten and killed by cops remains to be white. But of course she ignores that fact. It's also true that blacks have a higher ratio than whites that are beaten by cops, but that's because they also far outnumber whites in requiring arrest and resisting.
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@DudespostingWs If you washed yourself properly, does it matter? .Also, wet towels go in the hamper.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@FAFO_TV I've seen that many times where the others will just stare at the injured one. Bizarre.
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@NoCapFights Aaaaand, of course it's a Nissan driver.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@Eplurib00257384 @B2RKN @iamyesyouareno Read back to yourself what you wrote, and do it slowly. Maybe it'll sink in. LOL!.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@BonginoReport @dbongino If it wasn’t live, they’d never air it.
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@LongIslandDad17
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2 years
@bamajayt @KariLake Yup. The person on the left got all Blue voting signatures, and was instructed to approve them as fast as possible, regardless of whether or not the ballots were legit. The person on the right got all Red voting signatures. This is why they would not allow the auditors to view.
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@Policecamz Cue the screaming breeders in the background.
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@eclipsethis2003 Imagine all of the acts of assault and abuse that she DIDN'T record herself doing.
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@crazyclips_ Pedal to the metal.
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@wealth_turtle @ClownWorld_ Only a broke person would say this. LOL!.
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@LongIslandDad17
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@hartgoat Comply and then sue later if you feel your rights were violated, otherwise, ride the lightning.
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