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@firstmateJessie

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Gen Joneser who is politically independent and growing tired of this partisan bickering. Sarcasm is known to pass my lips. @cat36 Truth I identify as a Pirate.

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@firstmateJessie
Jessie
8 months
@Habetman lol Looked the book up (it is still for sale). Do YOU have kids by the way? Reason I ask is because the book was written in 1987, so you'd have been 36 or 37. Maybe it was a gift never given to someone?
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4 months
@PicturesFoIder If I was the other woman and my daughter loved playing with her friend, I would just offer to host the play dates at my house. Explain there would be no need to pay for expenses and end with wishing her luck in getting back on her feet financially soon.
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@firstmateJessie
Jessie
9 months
@OliLondonTV Brown? She thinks she has brown skin?? I'm lost.
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@firstmateJessie
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3 years
@rainnwilson Not sure where you are getting such an idea. Most anger seems to generate from vaccinated people out to unvaccinated people
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6 months
@ATRightMovies While I would go for Indiana as well, here's one for the ladies:
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@firstmateJessie
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2 years
@HuXijin_GT So China is afraid of a little old woman?
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8 months
@playteaux He's a comedian/tour guide in NYC Drumming up business?
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10 months
@crystalandqueue @Trinity333_ @kevsqt I don't know her normal, but she looks like she was going to cry
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8 months
@OliLondonTV And he gets keepsake photos to boot!
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2 years
@ImMeme0 How horrible, that poor man. And watching his blood loss on screen was almost as bad as seeing the attack.
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@firstmateJessie
Jessie
9 months
@RealJamesWoods To add to your 'Ability', here are a few more 'ity' words: Quality Integrity Punctuality Sensibility Simplicity Stability Morality Capacity Attainability Personality Positivity Sensitivity Reliability Flexibility
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Jessie
9 months
@historyinmemes Michael Jackson was already a star at the point of that video.
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8 months
@RealEmirHan Sir Thomas Sean Connery
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2 years
@JudgeJeanine THANK you judge for telling Jessica not to put her fingers in your face. I find her so rude.
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@firstmateJessie
Jessie
8 months
@wilderpatriot Her face says: online influencer Estimated age: 32
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8 months
@GandhiAOC @libsoftiktok Brave kid. Smart. We'll probably see him again.
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2 months
@Noirchick1 @historyinmemes Sorry, all I can think of with that picture is...
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9 months
@JebraFaushay I think the issue is what else is rolled into the bill -mainly $$ for Ukraine and Israel. Why can't Congress just take care of the US first? Why is that such a difficult thing?
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@firstmateJessie
Jessie
7 months
@Alphafox78 Ostrich - head was taken off - see blood on the end of the long neck hitting the ground
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@firstmateJessie
Jessie
9 months
@iluminatibot What I find strange is that some Target stores will let you steal from them without stopping you - but ask a question in a calm manner and you are being escorted out?
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@firstmateJessie
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9 months
@CityMadness3 @chriscastro21 @JoshyBeSloshy I have a friend who lives in an RV year round and even though it has a shower, it is pretty low flow. So he joined a gym just for the showers. But now he works out as well!
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@firstmateJessie
Jessie
11 months
@NoCisgender I don't understand women, who identify as male, actually keeping their female reproductive organs, let alone have a baby.
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@firstmateJessie
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1 year
@BTCBreadMan @WallStreetSilv And he'll be 20 years older and 100 lbs heavier
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8 months
@SociatUSA His birthday is March 19 (mine too), so this is almost a year old.
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4 months
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1 year
@Emilio2763 The juxtaposition of reading "Have a Nice Trip" on the chair back's screen was particularly amusing.
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2 months
@Mai_ASUR @PicturesFoIder Maybe it would encourage others to be kind?
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@firstmateJessie
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2 years
@Emilio2763 Ladies- If you get grabbed-go for the eyes, gouge them out. Also stop walking, fall to the ground, be dead weight.
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1 year
@GOLDCOUNCIL You had me at Idris...
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@firstmateJessie
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9 months
@wilderpatriot It's great she is trying to get a job. I wish her better luck. My first thought was her online presence. I would suggest she go over her account(s) and see if there is anything objectional. If there is, remove it.
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4 months
@HuskerKev24 @OliLondonTV Well if they wasn't on FBI's watch list, they certainly are now.
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@firstmateJessie
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5 months
@JebraFaushay Massive TDS. Plus he was already President, we know what he will be doing.
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@firstmateJessie
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8 months
@wilderpatriot Do they not understand economics at all? A $50/hr minimum wage will raise all prices for everyone in CA. That $6 Happy Meal you buy your child will now be $18. So you will not be getting ahead - unless you can work for a CA company remotely from a much cheaper state.
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@firstmateJessie
Jessie
2 years
@JamesMelville My head is spinning with everything that could go wrong in a 'super city'.
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@firstmateJessie
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3 months
@samstein Shouldn't he wait to have the actual dem candidate to debate? Makes sense to me. I still have hope the dems find a non-marxist candidate to put up.
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2 months
@Ashy_slashee Curious, but worried. Movies today pretty much stink (some exceptions) because of trying not to offend people. NO way the original movie could get made today. Sloth? The fat jokes, Asian and Italian stereotyping? Peeping under the girl's skirt? None would be acceptable today.
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@firstmateJessie
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3 months
@Newsweek Deeply ashamed of you Newsweek. Deeply.
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Jessie
8 months
@wilderpatriot My heart breaks for this young woman. I had the most brilliant doctor, kind, thoughtful, great at figuring out what was going on medically. I was crushed when he died. The doctors I have seen since do act like I'm just a number. One read off his computer screen just asking me
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@firstmateJessie
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2 years
@davidhogg111 Abortion is now decided at the state level, a decision that RBG even agreed is appropriate. Young women are smart and well aware of the numerous ways to avoid even having to make that decision. 2022 -it's all about the economy.
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7 months
@RealEmirHan Not sure what you mean. 1. Do you mean an ending so crushing you couldn't watch it again? 2. Or an ending that was poorly written, acted or edited?
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6 months
@schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder The smile changes your impression of their expression.
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8 months
@iluminatibot New side business - undoing those kill switches
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2 years
@JohnCornyn Does the bill make it illegal for people to falsely accuse someone as unsafe to have a gun?
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@1_Crazy_World @elonmusk Can you imagine her negotiating with Xi Jinping? Of course the teleprompter would help the translator.
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9 months
@VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder Freddie was one in a million!
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9 months
@MAVERIC68078049 Fighting with a fake eyelash.
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2 years
@alx Unless you a robbing a store, or a gas station, or knocking over a little old lady - just as long as you wear your mask.
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3 months
@OliLondonTV If he entered a women's bathroom when I was there, I would just stay until he leaves. Mainly for any girls who are in there. Not saying this specific person would cause harm, but some deviants might use this opportunity to do harm. Ladies we need to watch out for each other.
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9 months
@Motabhai012 @NoCapFights Lucky he didn't start digging
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@firstmateJessie
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10 months
@unlimited_ls Curious who sold them this dream.
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@firstmateJessie
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3 years
@kirstiealley I think they pull the packaging in less than a week. Who want to look at a needle when eating? They have now created a connection between their food and a virus. NO matter their good intentions - massive fail. That marketing firm needs to be fired.
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1 year
@wilderpatriot Sweet child with a manipulative parent(s) or teacher? Honestly she should not be allowed to watch news on the war, it's too much for her.
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1 year
@Mofobian @libsoftiktok It's like people who move to a new country (or state) and try and change their new country (or state) into their old one. Wanna be a man? Act like one.
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@HazelAppleyard_ How would I know if I am the last person on Earth?
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8 months
@wilderpatriot If her story is accurate than that man should not have touched her. It seems odd though to me as I would think most people would avoid her due to her dress/looks.
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4 months
@Skopin_EH @PicturesFoIder LOL of course, silly me!
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1 year
@abhiyogi @DailyLoud No idea who he is but when attempting such an experiment, he should have worn safety goggles both for his safety and to encourage any viewers to do the same.
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3 months
@BenBergquam Are the Chicago homeless allowed to stay there as well? Nice looking hotel.
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8 months
@MightyPachyderm @miles_commodore Michael Biehn was Ringo. Boothe was Curly Bill
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9 months
@wilderpatriot Getting let go due to executive management decisions is difficult. She handled the news very professionally. I hope she landed on her feet quickly.
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2 years
@The_Ill_1 @cliftonaduncan @JamesSurowiecki They were mandated for Federal employees and some state employees, depending on the state. The CDC does say the polio vaccine is 99-100% effective. But then again, it was an actual vaccine.
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4 months
@Rwg90Usa @bcgal71 @WarlordDilley @HalfStepBlues Agreed. Both my sister and I commented on the height of some of the Secret Service members. It was insufficient to cover Trump.
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8 months
@jp23mc @OliLondonTV 2013 clip being shown again as new? Here is Shane Byrne's apology from 2021.
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2 months
@KingZachary @Matt_Pinner Cat+ Bunny=10kg Dog+Bunny=20kg D+C=24kg - so cat is 4kg heavier than bunny. 10-4=6 6/2=3. So B=3 and C=3+4=7 D=17 (20-3) So D+C+B=17+7+3= 27kg
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8 months
@miles_commodore My favorite movie! Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer...winning duo!
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8 months
@miles_commodore “Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.”
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1 year
@OliLondonTV Sorry feeling it was just a free food scam.
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3 years
@gov_future @Jax_B_ How does buying oil from another country help global warming?
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5 months
@ImMeme0 I changed the video speed to slow down - and yes that person shot themselves. To change video speed, click on the button to the right of the volume button below the individual video - looks like a gear
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1 month
@HazelAppleyard_ Both the author of that article and the editor need to be fired.
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10 months
@wilderpatriot I would LOVE it if she walked around in that outfit and NO ONE looked at her.
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2 years
@Jack__Daniel___ You still drinking from Saturday night?
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2 months
@MIntangito @Mappy6984 Really? He's not doing anything wrong-it's all in the mind of the driver. If you are not doing anything wrong, you won't be worried and his actions will have no effect on you.
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8 months
@Alphafox78 All a scam to get free food
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2 years
@PaleBlueDiamond @JamesDeLaFuen16 Not yet, but they are being studied in clinicals at the moment.
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7 months
@Alphafox78 Life. My brother is having a procedure on his heart tomorrow and that makes that answer all the more clearer to me. If you pray, I would love if you add my bro in your prayers. Thank you.
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@_BruceBane THANK YOU for posting the video so people could remember that "man" was an absolute hoodlum getting ready to shoot and kill a man on the ground. I saw the aftermath of Kenosha a few days later following the violent riot. Devastating. The fact Kyle was arrested, found not guilty,
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8 months
@Habetman Yeah but my math was off. I needed more sleep last night I guess!
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9 months
@masoom_siii @PicturesFoIder I was in Bangalore for a week for work. I counted 3 blondes in a week - and I was one of them. Doesn't matter, you stand out.
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@wilderpatriot While beauty really is in the eye of the beholder, the Golden Ratio does present an argument why certain people are seen as beautiful by a majority of people. Race is insignificant. (However a horrible personality can deduct points for me.)
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@WashTimes There were signs during the 2020 election. As the Dem candidate Biden walked around the stage speaking during a live audience event. He sounded okay but circled around and spoke to the stage curtain until called by moderator (almost a min). Biden just kept talking. Biden walked
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8 months
@ABstractConser1 I hope her insurance company sees this so they don't pay for a new window
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1 year
@L1B3rTYP4RTR10T @DonutOperator I agree in that we don't know all the facts. Man was being placed under arrest-for what we don't know. Murder? Maybe force was warranted? But the man ran into the highway hinself to evade arrest-he could have been run over regardless of being tazed. Hard to watch either way.
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@RealPizzaPepe I once took a Greyhound from Chicago to western South Dakota. On the bus we had a young man from Belgium who a few of us were chating with. When we reached Sioux Falls the man asked if he'd be in CA by the end of the day (it was 5 pm). I know it was rude, but we all laughed.
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9 months
@QueenAnticommie Yes. He looked exhausted, I hope he made it to shore
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9 months
@brixwe Two really: JFK Jr. and Princess Diana
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6 months
@mimikmorgan God needed you there for John, that's why you were walking on that bridge. Thank you. You no doubt saved his life. God bless you Mimi and all people that take the time to help a stranger when the need is apparent. 🙏
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4 months
@aRedheadCupcake D) Rethinking that ugly wig.
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2 years
@liz_churchill1_ It is frightening how many people I know who have been recently diagnosed with cancer - 3 alone this month. My heart goes out to them.
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2 months
@eveforamerica it doesn't end homelessness. It ends the homeless from congregating in those areas.
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9 months
@cutecats_____ @PicturesFoIder Hmm..my vehicle locks all doors when I start driving. Seems like a setup
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9 months
@interesting_aIl It's the size of the country that blows their mind. In Europe they can drive through a country in a couple hours - here they may not make it through the state.
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1 year
@Earthjustice I believe fresh water sources need to be protected above all and the real fight will be to control them. After air, fresh water is the biggest need for humans and other animals.
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8 months
@wilderpatriot Oh I've been to Europe for work numerous times and I agree out of all the countries I have visited, Spain was my favorite. I certainly didn't see prices that cheap, or maybe my standard of living is higher than hers. But I loved the people and their attitude about life. During
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2 years
@ChuckCobb12 @ChuckCallesto Why wouldn't they just drive her home? Or call some social agency to help her?
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2 months
@YaBoiKennyKen @GandhiAOC @PicturesFoIder But he only helps himself by explaining.
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8 months
@JustKimfromoz She was a nightmare, he seemed very nice.
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2 years
@Emilio2763 I was expecting something scary to pop up
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