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Jeff Doss

@notdsk

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I write code but my main passion is developing a machine that adds pieces to itself slowly over time using advanced robotics and machine-fattening techniques

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In my generation we all share the same scar
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@PicturesFoIder Every book must be reprinted in this format
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@PicturesFoIder 10% tip is pretty good these days for pouring liquid into a vessel as your main gig
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@RestrictedReels Sucks being an Uber eats driver these days
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@DrLoupis no one should be forced into anything they don't want to do
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@crockpics Wow 1917 I had no idea rock and roll was this old
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@PicturesFoIder Cause it messed up her new years video post that didn't make it out until 12:01
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@ask_aubry Everyone has the right on their Birthday to throw an "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to" tantrum
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@TomValentinoo dude is utilizing every muscle to steal piss
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@Ashy_slashee Name it? I'll recite the intro My name is Michael Westen I used to be a spy until.. Cellphone rings. We've got a Burn Notice on you You're blacklisted. When you're burned you've got nothing No cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump
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@InternetH0F First rule of fight club: don't talk about fight club
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@il0venostalgia lady up on shoulders taking picture with camera- person behind her not enjoying the moment
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@todayyearsoldig They just called the side mirrors "ears" and now I'll never unhear that
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@consciousphilos I gotta start watching more telenovelas
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@PicturesFoIder I'd switch to Costco at that point.. or better contraceptives
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@ACTBrigitte What happened with Dove?
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@Rainmaker1973 Just 400 simple steps
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@OrwellNGoode Gonnorrhea Man
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@ChefReactions i can't understand why they would leave the sticker on
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@todayyearsoldig that's all fine and great until the bag leaks and oops everything is sticky
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@Rainmaker1973 They should build a high speed train along it
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@HazelAppleyard_ It's surprising that facial plastic surgery, despite being readily available, isn't the first choice for many people
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@PicturesFoIder The cops probably passed 6 drug deals, 3 murders, and a late night Pride Parade while chasing this guy
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@SpillTheMemes @LibertyCappy Dial-up sound so that everyone knows what we went through as kids online
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@discordthreats same with that Mac and Cheese colored pencil.. doesn't taste like Kraft at all
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@Rainmaker1973 except when the other team starts winning cause you ran out of Surge bottles
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@cctvidiots Looks to me like the officer instigated the car crash
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@bernardopapini @RestrictedReels good context! was difficult to hear the audio from my end
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@historyinmemes Me at DisneyWorld when they tell me I have to finish my drink before entering Pirates of the Caribbean
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@robreiner It's surreal how one can surround their existence with a person they absolutely hate
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@SouthlandPost Stop bringing your dogs to Home Depot folks
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Elevator: why don't you just tell me the floor you want to go to?
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@B7frankH @RNCResearch @Rich_Cranium4 Got in on that 2.6% mortgage rate
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@s8n Sigh of relief
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@VickieforNYC Nice fold up bike to fit in your 400 sqft apartment that you share with three dudes
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@cctvidiots I was waiting for a car to come crashing through the scene
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@stillgray worst rendition of Thriller ever
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@DubzyOnceAgain What's this notch?
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@pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger Arby's has gyros.. since when??
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@Ashy_slashee Scary ass movie called Event Horizon (not the theoretical boundary around a black hole beyond which no light or other radiation can escape that I thought it was about)
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@LakotaMan1 More of a Easter island vibe to me but I guess the heart wants what it wants
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@its_The_Dr Never Forget
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@Travis_in_Flint Considering it was a Presidential motorcade, not the best idea to be interacting with it
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@eveforamerica Haha the solar light as a microphone is awesome
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@rontech777 @historyinmemes I only know one sign and it starts with the middle finger
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@PicturesFoIder Subscription to Elon Musk on X
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@Shouse34 That Baja Blast
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@RobberyFaiI Parked in handicap spot.. became handicap
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@HistoryMuppet You remind me of the babe
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@tkohl @crockpics I thank him and all others for their service 🫡
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@ronin19217435 Attack of the killer Tomatoes origin story
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@d0rkph0enix He reminds me of the babe
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@TheoMoudakis @dhowe1a how the heck did a Canadian semi truck get to Ukraine?
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@GeorgeTakei I'm not Russian but I do think we could do more for our own country. Consider this: try not to be so insulting towards people reading your messages- it goes a long way
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@PicturesFoIder Will make it a point to
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Are you or someone you know suffering from the effects of Holy Water worms? You may be entitled to compensation. Our experienced legal team is here to help you get the justice and financial recovery you deserve. Contact us today for a free deworming consultation
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@Rainmaker1973 I like the slice of cheese method better
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@InternetH0F Just when you think there is someone out there who could change humanity
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@IAmSteveHarvey He looking for tips
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@artlisa84 I agree. Additionally, you rarely see a sleep paralysis demon's face—it's usually just a shadowy figure. Therefore, their statement is highly inaccurate on multiple counts
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@RealAlexJones Apt expression 💯
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@FearedBuck Maybe people are fed up with trolls and their camera crew
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@DrLoupis Never understood people that hate things yet make it a central point of their existence
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@PicturesFoIder Maybe they are looking at her because she is recording them
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@eatinerni Butter, salt, pepper
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@DrLoupis I didn't know Zelensky had any outfit besides Ukrainian yellow and blue make green fatigue
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@JoeyMannarinoUS After school train wreck
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@ChefReactions Kind of surprised about that.. hope you pick a good soda flavor. Root beer float is my favorite
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@crockpics Weezer - Buddy Holly
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@TheRichardLewis @johncusack Honey, I Digitally Altered The Photo
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@engineers_feed That's how Spirit airlines got their start
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@LibertyCappy So it's gonna start off really low, jump really high, drop to 30% value then stay mid for a while
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@il0venostalgia Stalking Heads
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@HarrisonKrank last thing people want to see at a time like that
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@LakotaMan1 I'd rather hear about Native American culture
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@benshapiro they all do
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@weirddalle granny died of the 'betus
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@HarrisonKrank greek yogurt.. should have 15-20g protein a serving
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Looks like @Telegram jumped the shark
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What's stopping you from playing guitar like this?
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Even nature finds a place for Project managers
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@engineers_feed Looks great in theory- Does it still function as efficiently when it's at maximum capacity? Does it only work well if every other intersection is the same?
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@HistoryMuppet You remind me of the babe
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@OrwellNGoode I've been meaning to get a printer.. thanks for the reminder
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@ChefReactions My first time hearing about squeeze onion
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@War_Rum I just watched content well above my age range
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@GeorgeTakei how dare he authorize use of his own likeness on his own merchandise
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@PicturesFoIder pics or will assume buck teeth
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@TJLakers01 @BabyKoala196 Pro tip dive into the wave
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@Matt_Pinner Wonder what a commercial airliner was doing above the troposphere
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@Rossmac212 How do people get this far in life?
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@WriteEditPJ Culprit identified
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@catturd2 What isn't racist these days?
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@ClownWorld_ Tomb Raider: Chernobyl Edition
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@wispiel I haven't experienced that part of my life yet
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@BSSportsbook Longhorn Steakhouse
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Tips to avoid making it to your Muster station in time
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@justwalker01 @FightVideosTV That's assault brotha
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