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Clearwater, FL
Joined March 2009
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@LilMikeyMcD
Mikey
8 months
Sorry I don’t root for institutions that discriminate against LGBTQ folks or use their honor code to silence sexual assault survivors
@srbtrojan
Blasi The One Man Posse
8 months
Doesn’t matter what team you felt deserved to play Oregon today. But if call yourself a G5 football fan it’s time to put that to the side and pull for @LibertyFootball against Oregon today in the @Fiesta_Bowl Go Flames Go!!
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@LilMikeyMcD
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I think the scariest part about DeSantis’ clear authoritarian power grabs is how silent FL democrats not named @AnnaForFlorida have been. How silent presidents of these colleges and universities have been. How silent fellow state attorneys have been. FL has no opposition.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@dieworkwear See this is why the decline of forums spells the end for our society
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@LilMikeyMcD
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3 years
@rava Here I was thinking this was finally a proposal to bring mass transit to the Tampa Bay area
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@LilMikeyMcD
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Trump gets indicted, Bud Light spotlights a trans influencer, Tucker gets canned, and a Morgan Wallen cancels a concert? It’s been a rough month for the worst person you went to high school with.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@lcatebecker @eeberquist Because it’s not an age thing, it’s specifically a boomer thing. My grandparents get it, too, because they have a memory of the Depression (either firsthand or from their parents) and WWII. They saw how good boomers got it cuz they made it happen.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@blackfacetrisha @Portugesesailor @djinndiesel Don’t let anybody lie to you: “handcrafted” sauces aren’t that much more complicated than this.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@NaturalCalamity @artordillos Imagine thinking “hillbillies” are the only ones capable of racism.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@QuintinPeters11 @muke10101 Look not sticking up for massive food corporations, but that “grease” comes from milk fat lol
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@LilMikeyMcD
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2 years
@AKfortySlevin @ninaturner I love how y’all can couch “I have no clue what I’m talking about” in “go look it up yourself.” It’s really rhetorically brilliant and makes it so you never have to argue in good faith!
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@cokezyngroyper @yeah_obviously2 @bmetz131 @michaelianblack @RobInSpringTx “Gee I’d love to commit a heinous act but I heard the cops were buying a big toy truck so never mind!”
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@mattyglesias How does it explain me coming to similar conclusions 20 years ago?
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@Rat_hunt @CoriBush @RexChapman Yes killing is morally wrong, and we need to make that point by killing somebody who killed somebody else to prove how wrong it is to kill.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@pstaten54 @ridethewav3 @FunWithTeeth @SuperArmandoH @earthangeleve The US is the most propagandized country on the planet
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@LilMikeyMcD
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5 years
@BCAppelbaum You just created the most unlikely coalition of the decade my guy.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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2 years
@ummmdude @jwr341 @katewillett @mosettastone Nah, the people who fought and died relentlessly for LGBTQ rights for decades are the cause.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@MorePerfectUS Huh weird they were children when it was time to demonize LGBTQ folks in this state
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@daralynn13 I feel so sorry for your server at brunch this weekend
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@Unfriendlymilf @MaraWilson I love how the “no ethical consumption under capitalism” line has become an excuse for “I’m going to keep consuming anyway.”
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@MattWalshBlog @AOC You can use all the rhetorical flourishes you want, Matt. She’s right and you’re wrong. You and your followers don’t want “accountability,” you want servants.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@spudtakes @davecoopcourier @dotmariusz @chrisjollyhale You know people say this all the time, but every restaurant owner I’ve worked for has has kids in private school, a nice car, and a large house while their employees work two jobs just to be in debt to Amscot because they still can’t pay their bills on their wages.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@FiveTimesAugust @ElijahSchaffer @BestBuy Wow colors really hurt your feelings. Lemme guess, you call the cops when your food’s too spicy too eh?
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@AllTheWayToDC1 @doctor_cabral “You can’t lose an election or fascism” isn’t a democracy.
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@ummmdude @jwr341 @katewillett @mosettastone Without massive popular movements, judges don’t change their minds.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@swe11er @BondJohnBond I like how you’re calling it a council to make it sound ridiculous, but capitalists do this now and called it the board lmao
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@LilMikeyMcD
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✨no✨
@MorePerfectUS
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Oh absolutely not.
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@Memesiah @QuintinPeters11 @muke10101 Yea I mean I’m not going to fault people in the frozen parts of Montana for not buying locally-grown tomatoes in December to make pizza lol.
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@ksorbs My brother in Christ you are the liberal arts
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@MicrowaveHyena @spookycoffinn @DiamondSpiderP @sneedorah My man getting freaked the fuck out by full moons because since they don’t occur as often as other phases of the moon, they must not be natural.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@clw22580 @GameSpot Working hard is not the same thing as overworking.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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2 years
This you?
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@mistergeezy
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Hi Susan Sarandon.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@chronicparent @erincoyle22 @MorePerfectUS Because corporations couldn’t blame pandemic spending before 2021. Is object permanence always a thing you’ve struggled with?
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@BCAppelbaum It would and should cover LSU, since it is a real school. When the rest of the country talks about how NYT’s elites are out of touch, this is exactly what they’re talking about.
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@nieltown @gso_orcus @cooperlund I’m 33 and I drink a decent amount: Uber sucks. It was fine a decade ago, but most people would rather bring a DD with them than tack on an extra $50+ at the end of their night.
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@cowboy_appeal @savannahelisse @flshnblood I mean this isn’t an America thing this is an HOA thing my neighborhood looks just fine without mini tyrants running around giving me chores.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@d2fl @ValjuraiForge @CalltoActivism Do you actually care or are you just asking silly questions until you can adequately “gotchya” somebody you disagree with?
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@cjmcgowne @iamloiskay @AmyG_Standearth Speaking of violence how do you sleep at night knowing you defend an industry that ruins the planet for profit?
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@daralynn13 We get it, you’ve built your entire political identity on thinking you’re the smartest person in the room. That’s why I feel bad for your server.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@pstaten54 @ridethewav3 @FunWithTeeth @SuperArmandoH @earthangeleve Don’t need to, that’s how the internet works. You new here?
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@benshapiro Says the guy who makes a living getting angry into a microphone
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@WayneTechSPFX @nickgerli1 Have you thought about getting a real job instead?
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@srbtrojan @LibertyFootball @Fiesta_Bowl @GroupOfFiveGuys Maybe if they didn’t use their honor code to silence sexual assault survivors and actively discriminate against LGBTQ folks
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@Singing_Shrike @AnnaForFlorida I live in Florida too. I know good work is being done, especially in grassroots organizations. I just wish leadership had as much bravery as the folks in these grassroots organizations.
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@MattBrownEP I would pay an extra $30 for an FCS expansion tbqh
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@JoshEakle @PoliticsLs wait until you figure out what capitalism’s done to its underclass lol
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@AllTheWayToDC1 @doctor_cabral It’s literally not. Germans voted for the chancellor who appointed Hitler. Mussolini’s official title was Prime Minister. These governments gave us fascist states, and it was done under the premise of choice!
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@DavidOAtkins If third parties didn’t exist Trump would’ve won the popular vote too lol. Congrats to Hillary Clinton for running a campaign so badly that a reality TV star beat her.
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@maggieglass @JessicaValenti But if the fears around personal safety are rooted in racism and classism, we shouldn’t appeal to those. People are concerned about personal safety because copaganda is on TV from 5pm - 11pm on every major network, not because crime is skyrocketing.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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@Chriswb71 @sparksjls You don’t need Manchin and Sinema to wipe out student loan debt. You don’t need them to unilaterally reverse our inhumane border policies. You don’t need them to hold a press conference and blame them for taking food off people’s tables.
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Rock musicians have been making fun of pop musicians for not playing their own instruments for as long as rock has been around and I think that’s ok lol
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@lucysreputation
lucy ⸆⸉ 🐍
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fucking asshole flop fighters
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@LilMikeyMcD
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A class at a Florida state college was cancelled because a conservative student felt uncomfortable learning about the Civil Rights movement.
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@LilMikeyMcD
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4 months
So just to be clear: USF thinks anti-abortion groups cornering students isn’t a disruption, but demonstrators with tents are. Got it.
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Creative Loafing Tampa Bay
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Photos: Tampa pro-Palestinian activists arrested at the University of South Florida via @davedeckerphoto
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@TnxRodgers @jeffschweers @Margari00581551 This isn’t a “what Florida has become” issue, this is what Florida’s always been.
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@InTime_49 @EliseJoshi And it it wasn’t for the Libertarian Party taking votes from Trump he would’ve gotten the popular vote too
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@biggestjoel @doubleshinetv I live in Florida where, after one of the most heinous hate crimes committed on LGBTQ folks at Pulse, the state passed some of the largest restrictions on LGBTQ folks, started calling them pedophiles, and made it illegal to talk about LGBTQ issues in schools.
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@pope_champ @washingtonpost Explain it for me. How is Soros any worse than any other billionaire lobbyist?
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@mrsalclass @kenklippenstein @DamonLinker Which is why packing the court needs to be taken very seriously.
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@SpeakerPelosi Sorry for hurting the party, Nancy.
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@TheNewStyle101 @Kaimandante How’s that minimum wage legislation going?
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@AKfortySlevin @ninaturner So more “go look it up yourself” lol
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“wE’rE nOt In OvIeDo” ok explain this
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@moosanity @FoodRDKD @dbl11s2 @NewsView100 @teddyschleifer He built a near-monopoly and relentlessly used licensing laws to crush competition. He gutted educational systems to give him better low-paid workers. Microsoft has a history of treating its workers like shit. He was just like Bezos in his heyday.
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@autumnhtxxx @alexwohlbruck @TakeThatNurses @doconnoronca This will be my fifth presidential election and I’ve heard “not this election, it’s too important” for every single one.
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@williamjdewall @BrandyLJensen She should’ve been better than the 16 people ahead of her then
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@MattWalshBlog Innovating? Buddy NASA lunched rockets 60 years ago using the processing power of a Happy Meal toy watch, what is the innovation here?
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@RonDeSantis Floridians settled for it the second you won reelection. You have done nothing to make Florida more livable, maybe because of your deep cultural ties to Western Pennsylvania and Northeast Ohio.
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@nieltown @gso_orcus @cooperlund How many college kids do you know who are over 30? That was your original point. Most people I know, including college kids, are in the middle of an affordability crisis. Just because you and your friends can blow $50 without thinking about it doesn’t mean we all can.
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@thedarryn @cowboy_appeal @savannahelisse @flshnblood I think code enforcement is pretty universal lol. My city only enforces hazards to public safety, not the color of the flowers in my garden.
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@ADAMantiumBomb @Dargondarkfire @lukepbeasley If this is your takeaway from The Jungle you simply cannot read lmao
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A non-compete agreement working for McDonald’s is mind blowing
@MorePerfectUS
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NEW: The DOJ just blocked the Spirit-JetBlue merger and it's coming for Google, Apple, and Ticketmaster next. The man behind it is Jonathan Kanter, who runs the DOJ's anti-monopoly division. Corporate America hates him, and now they're trying to defund him.
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@Jim1967Roth @andrew02479093 @AntonioSabatoJr @DineshDSouza Holy shit CV is not a new nonsense term it’s just an expanded resume I promise you not everything is a liberal conspiracy. Also, plenty of professionals do have them in their bio.
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@Danny_Weiss1 @the_rewm That sex work is real work and deserves dignity and respect like any other profession.
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2 years
Holy fuck, he assigned the guy who literally created the CRT controversy out of thin air to New College’s board.
@AnnaForFlorida
Rep. Anna V. Eskamani, PhD 🔨
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DeSantis just appointed a political propagandist to the @NewCollegeofFL BOT. DeSantis is destroying higher education in Florida for his own political gain. It's disgusting, bad for our workforce development & everyone -- faculty, admin, alumni, students -- need to fight back.
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From a Tampa History group on FB, RIP 4yrs later to the best combination pizza, sushi, and college bar corner in USF history 🫡
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@trouble_man90 Huh if only the current guy could change a thing or two and prevent that
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ok ucf fans might’ve been right about something
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@agentmangeek @twinkcommunist @pappataci57 That might be the case if we didn’t have the first 70 years of 20th century American history to prove otherwise. In forty years we went from not having roads and electricity in rural America to putting somebody on the moon while damn near the whole country watched on TV.
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@pope_champ @washingtonpost You didn’t answer my question. How is that any different than, say, the Kochs funding anti-climate change publications, Reason Magazine, the Tea Party movement, multiple think tanks, etc?
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@Danny_Weiss1 @the_rewm That the human body is nothing to be ashamed of and covered up. That pole dancing takes a lot of work and training and skill. That it’s not up to old men to decide for them what is tasteful and modest. Pick one.
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@ProjectLiberal Ask a capitalist how they seized theirs first
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@RealTwatterUser @TampaBaySDS @USF_Pres And if they fought back you’d be pissing your pants about it
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@CSchweiger3 @rachelbovard @chrislhayes Yes none of you will stop going on about staying at home for two weeks nearly two years ago was the absolute hardest thing you’ve ever been asked to do in your entire lives. Thoughts and prayers.
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@nieltown @gso_orcus @cooperlund You shifted the goal posts from “young people don’t remember life before Uber but people over 30 would appreciate it” to “Uber is for college kids.” I know young people are allowed to use it. I live in the worst US city for transit. I could call a cab in 2011 when I got drunk
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🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️
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@UCFKnightNews
UCF Knight News
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Four Florida Universities ranked in U.S. News & World Report top 100. See where UCF was ranked.
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@RealEric4Real @marcoadgf @amnesiac85 @nlanard I don’t like Uber, but if I fly to a city I don’t know I’m not calling a cab to take me to my hotel.
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@LRunciter @AnnaForFlorida It’s really hard to blame voters when the Democratic Party failed to campaign
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@ImNotOwned Public transit should be universal and free.
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@RobertGKepes @JYSexton “If this thing was a completely different thing, then I would have a totally valid point!”
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Never in my life did I think we’d see a revival of satanic panic but shittier somehow
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@RossSchumann @RepBowman Thomas Massie literally says “in schools that allow teachers to carry” eight seconds into the video.
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@StreetSweeper33 @ForecasterEnten Not Woodrow Wilson with WWI and the Spanish Flu? Not FDR with the great Depression and WWII? Not JFK and LBJ with Civil Rights and Vietnam? Not literally every president during the Cold War? Not Bush on 9/11?
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@HammerTrent @Sp0ckz0mbi3 @SlantedScience @LlNZH0E You source? folks might be the most insufferable fucks on the planet but here, five minutes of googling brought me here:
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