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🃏The Mysterious Lex of @TheBARPod fame. Follow my private alt @ParserNox if we've met IRL・📺 https://t.co/LO0cGaYeTC
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Joined August 2022
I would like to apologize to anyone who has ever recieved a DM from me from this account ever. I was hacked, I was drunk, my little brother was using my account, I was using a USB steering wheel
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@TheBigBlackJosh have you tried disulfram or any similar drugs? a friend of mine used them to quit alcohol and was very successful
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@gptbrooke So you're just out here rawdogging reality? Every day? That's wild, I didn't even know that was a thing
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@iamaheron_ I'd accept but I'm not really an EarthBound fan :/ What about Van Doomguy or Van Kirby?
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@caesararum i 'm not normally a violent man but if i saw that pink fuck on the streets i would turn him into bacon bits with my bare hands i hate him so much
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@trackpadfollies @madeofmistak3 @9chabard @g812176991720 I'd help but I've been told I'm a freak because of my abnormally large dong😪 life is cruel sometimes
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Two hours in and I can already tell this is going to be one of the all-time tweets. I can feel it in my bones. People on this site will be referencing it for years to come
Fat bitches are sex offenders I see them and I’m sexually offended Making lingerie for fat bitches is like giving knives to little kids They gone hurt somebody If you find yourself in a fat bitch pussy just remember it’s because you’re broke
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Now that the right is behind the wheel, will they be as bad as the woke?
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Feeling a lot less warm about Trump his second time round. Never one to miss the nuance, I'm going to stand against @jessesingal and others on the sole topic that him abolishing the DoE would be a good thing — Canada never had one and gets along fine. More scope creep.
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@PiquantParvenu @gptbrooke One straight person in TPOT was unbelievable enough, but two just defies all belief
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RT @iamaheron_: hello! i am moving soon and am seeking a roommate i am eyeing 100 Van Ness. ideally you: - are someone i know and get alo…
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