my account @8chabard has been compromised. gonna try to get it back but not hopeful, please signal boost or give whatever advice you have. in the meantime pls follow here for more deranged otter content

@MagusGenji @DreadCanary if i haven’t turned into a sex worker by then you’re probably safe

@appleMechanic if, hypothetically, i were able to claim that this was tweeted by someone else as a part of a whorehole activity i might do so. but of course i cannot

@MagusGenji @DreadCanary to be determined

@appleMechanic i actually really just have no idea how to explain this

when you do your own translation of tristan und isolde call that fansub of the opera

@MagusGenji @AlexCaswen @animalologist i have no confidence in my ability to do it correctly or safely but i bet we could get people together to do it as an event

@bistromathmagic no but i ate fermented shark and got waterboarded

correct swedish pronunciation enjoyers will love this tweet

@AffableEffable @lurker289 @shaggysurvives i am LOSING IT at qing flow spiritual alchemy

@SereneDesiree that was all the women

@CoughsOnWombats central america, which is technically north america

RT @animalologist: So the most explicit proof I have ever had that tpot is incredibly high-openness is that I suggested waterboarding as an…

@uPrice11 @AlexCaswen @animalologist i straight up tapped out the first time just from the rag in mouth and over face, it’s awful did better the second time. we’re developing strategies

@AlexCaswen @animalologist for a certain definition of fun

it turns out waterboarding is actually pretty unpleasant

RT @star_lings: the thing about plants is they're actually quite stupid. you might think theyd be smart because theyre bad at sports but re…

RT @TheNerdsQuest: Seventeen dudes sitting in a hot tub. .04cm apart cause they're not gay but they do use metric because they're European,…

RT @DreadCanary: boobs