That Lego You Keep Stepping on🔞
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I have a Twitter addiction; please help. I'm that pesky chunk of plastic that your foot just can't seem to avoid. I commission 🔞 art sometimes.
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@JenInOveralls
@motherboard
Lol the app is owned by billionaires. Of course they wouldn't allow people to do this
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@BraydenMosley4
@notashenone
@TommyTwoClubs
@ShitpostGate
And their friends/brothers don't commit suicide.
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@kahbyte
@BraydenMosley4
@notashenone
@TommyTwoClubs
@ShitpostGate
Yeah, sometimes they still do, but you know what I mean.
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@punishedmother
Wonder how long it'll take for Musk to eject her account so people can't see that he lied about this.
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@nailanotnail
The people you're describing don't mind the hierarchy of capitalism, they're just upset that they're not the ones at the top of the hierarchy.
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@SashaSlurSayer
I get the impression that literally the sole reason OP tweeted that garbage is because of the rainbow flag.
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@sarahschauer
I don't care about the hat, but well done on maintaining posture for both of those pictures.
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@cat_swings
@shereeserenee
I need to make some art of some sperm, wearing helmets and carrying rifles, running from one of these like "IUD! IUD!"
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@Molkukken
@ChrisRGun
He's absolutely allowed, but he went back on his word. Yang said he'd only consider candidates who support Universal Basic Income, and Biden hasn't done that. Hypocrite is the point.
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@realCEOofANTIFA
@ThiaBallerina
I have a joke about capitalism, but my employer took most of it.
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@EoinHiggins_
I thought the Onion was supposed to be a satire site, but it's just the cold, hard truth at this point.
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@Touyarokii
Gen 3 is pretty much my favorite for everything in Pokémon. Region, starters, legends, all of it.
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@shoe0nhead
5 is the only one that gets filled up at all. 4 has a hole in the bottom and 3 is blocked off, so 6 and 7 never get filled up. But 5 is also not completely enclosed, so the liquid will just flow out of container 5 when it's completely full.
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@punishedmother
It's just the same tired talking points for decades. Gay people have been accused of pedophilia for a long time in America. It's the same shit all over again.
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@herosnvrdie69
"You can't afford rent in the city you live? Just move somewhere else with the money you don't have!"
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@Nortuet
Gaston as a character was always confusing to me. He had gorgeous women throwing themselves at him, yet he pursued the one woman who didn't want him, trying to turn her into another clone of the blondes that were already into him.
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@SydneyLWatson
Most cops are conservative and pro-gun, as is also the case with the military. The vast majority of them just wouldn't be willing to do it.
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@iMakeArtifacts
@DrJenGunter
Yup. He's old as hell. But as long as he's kicking, I'm backing! ❤️
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@DrJenGunter
I'm not too worried about him honestly. It was a mild heart attack, no bypass, and our boy was out of the hospital within a few hours after surgery. Now he's out there kicking ass again.
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@DrJenGunter
I was like "about what", and then I remembered what day it is. Remember kids, stay off Twitter on April 1st. Lol
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@DrJenGunter
Pro-lifers love to talk about how banning abortion "saves lives", but never bring up the destruction and suffering caused by unwanted pregnancy, which abortion prevents. Pro-lifers love to make more people, but don't particularly give a shit about making life better for people.
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@RationalDis
This mf unironically used the phrase "brave and stunning". Like this is Facebook or something.
Also, no, it wasn't. It was praised for being f*cking hilarious.
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@kenklippenstein
Translation: Most Americans have bought the lies about single payer healthcare being a bad system.
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@SailorLeyla
As a commissioner, improvements to your art aren't a concern of mine. I like watching your artistic skill grow, but it doesn't make me feel any differently about the art I got from you. If I commissioned you to begin with, then your art was already good enough for me.
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@Roach__Mama
@OldMemeArchive
Correct. People assume that hurricanes with feminine names aren't going to be as destructive, so they don't prepare as much for them.
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@nchiddick79
@ConsciousBuddah
@tillyksg
I thank the gods every time I read "2 girls 1 cup" that I've never seen that video. 😇
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@JoshuaPotash
What is the difference between a child's hospital bed and an adult hospital bed?
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@happyroadkill
You should put the watermark in the picture as part of the characters. Like a t-shirt design or something.
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@rudekaty
@JoshuaPotash
Okay, thank you. The other answers didn't have that level of detail, so I was still confused.
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@SavlarSVK
@JoshuaPHilll
Thousands of people in recovery. You can just feel them healing together as they honk at each other and give the finger.
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@isawken
Funny enough, the first thing I thought of seeing that cube was the surface of the Death Star, and I Googled "greeble", and what was one of the first pictures? 🤔🤯
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@TwinDaBeast
@citazworld
Reminds me of the billable phrase "cough suppressant aid", otherwise known as "tissues", which someone got charged like $300 for. 😂
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@Shoe0nheadClips
I just looked it up because I wasn't sure, but it does seem like that is actually correct.
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@colin_droge
@NintendoOkay
@davuthy
@dietzribi
Often things like that happen with games that change their mechanics. Veterans might tell new people to stay away because the game changed in a significant way for the worse.
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@marky_twitt
@ChrisRGun
Unironically, yes. People who piss and moan about vaccine mandates are, in fact, dumb.
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@amazingatheist
Apple is apparently removing Parler from their store. I imagine other platforms will follow suit.
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@TulsiGabbard
#iamtulsi
Senior Airman, United States Air Force.
Pleased to make your acquaintance, Major.
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@Touyarokii
In the games, yeah. I like the evil teams as well because they actually make the plot feel like it has a sense of urgency behind it.
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@TweetNotLoading
Perfect example of a tweet that shouldn't have been deleted because she's 100% correct.
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@DudespostingWs
My brain is struggling to be confident in my interpretation of this. The waiter protected the guy from wasting a bunch of money on an ungrateful date? If so, good on him.
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@amazingatheist
It's not even a contest comparing nuclear to fossil fuels. FF kills more people every year than nuke power has killed in its entire history of usage.
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@Touyarokii
I mean Lucario even got its own movie, so that's totally understandable. And when I first saw Volcarona, I thought it was Legendary as well.
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@Kraut__
"Crawling more toward the left".
She's been a lefty for years, brother. This has never been a secret.
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@zarakayk
Yes. The hijab is allegedly a sign of "modesty". Of course, the modesty in question is sexual in nature, and imposed based on religious dogma. Anyone who is seriously concerned with the sexual modesty of a prepubescent child has issues.
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@Daliban4life
@ketchupstoes
It's more about the creativity than the challenge or competition. If you feel the need to overcome and obstacle or best and opponent, then this game is definitely not suited to you.
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@J2UDIGI
@KyleKulinski
Lol Kyle Kulinski has the power to decide the election with a critical tweet, everyone. You heard it here first.
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@ChrisRGun
Just so everyone can see specifically what he's talking about. The I/A in the word "fag/fig" has been replaced with a little picture of a fig.
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@KyleKulinski
It's not about the bankers; it's about ALL big money, and only one candidate in this race hasn't taken any.
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@SailorLeyla
My main concern when commissioning art is price, because if I want to commission you in the first place, the quality is already good enough.
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@hemantmehta
"...assuming this mother isn't making this up or exaggerating..."
God DAMN, that phrase is doing some fucking legwork there.
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@DrJenGunter
The same people who say abortion is disgusting because every child has a "right to life" will turn around directly after that and say that healthcare (something people literally need to keep themselves alive) is not a right. The stereotype of pro-life conservatives saying...
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