@AlsBoy
"What on Earth is this? Let me see *grabs book* No dad, it's mineCRAFT he wanted!"
"He told me Mein Kampf."
"*To self* How did he even find this? That's impossible! *to father* Dad, MineCRAFT, it's a video game for kids."
The father just sitting there, unruffled, is so French 😂
@ladbible
He wasn't a tourist, he was an arrogant missionary who decided to ignore the law and the likelihood of introducing deadly diseases to one of the world's last remaining uncontacted peoples in order to feel special.
@amazonheroicon
So in a universe of superheroes with magic powers and living Norse gods, the one thing you find unbelievable is a smart black girl from a society that values smart black girls, and has valued them for centuries?
Remember, ballots being counted in MI, PA, and WI are not late ballots. In many cases, they were among the first cast, but GOP state legislatures prevented electoral officers from counting before yesterday.
Counting them does not change results, only reveals them.
#CountEveryVote
@robcrilly
@MailOnline
That Ivanka thinks she has a "promising" political career and can demand a place at Biden's inauguration despite not having any actual role in the current administration reflects just how out of touch and entitled she is.
@ktumulty
@mindyfinn
Why should Native people have to perform the labor of educating these young men who deliberately chose not to learn compassion?
Why should Natives expose themselves to the possibility of additional abuse in the faint hope these mouth breathers finally deign to see their humanity?
@RottenInDenmark
I saw someone today refer to Donald Glover in the video for "This Is America" as having a "dad bod" and I just had to sit there for a bit to try and process the idea.
@SenatorCollins
Careful, Senator Collins. If you clutch your pearls too hard, you might crush them, and then you'd have no choice but to actually do something about all these things you pretend to be concerned by. For once.
@ktumulty
@mindyfinn
Native people did not create the conditions whereby these young men learned it was ok to hurl racist abuse at an elderly Native veteran. It's not their responsibility to let these cretins into their spaces for the purpose of performative contrition. Parents & school, do your job.
@GOP
@GOPChairwoman
Weird, I thought my WWII-vet grandparents said D-Day was about memorializing the people who fought on the Beaches of Normandy and in the months thereafter to liberate Europe, not a time to celebrate a draft-dodger who faked a medical condition to avoid serving in Vietnam. 🤷♀️
The current SCOTUS is making it very difficult for American constitutional law professors to argue that there is any coherent philosophy of legal interpretation guiding the actions of half the court other than pure partisan opportunism.
Justice Alito suggests that, if former presidents are subject to prosecution after leaving office, they'll be more likely to seek to unlawfully remain in office after they were defeated for re-election/their term has ended.
JFC.
@tMayor_McCheese
This kid really thought he was about to do something very clever indeed, with his phone out recording that interaction. Instead he got quite summarily schooled.
@nowthisnews
I didn't know it was the cops' job to unquestioningly relate the perpetrator's justification for his murder spree that deliberately targeted Asian women.
Tell us about the women he murdered, not his excuses for murdering them.
@abcnews
Ask why the man felt he had to work, despite being sick. Ask why his employer didn't prioritize client safety ahead of the cost of sending a casual employee home with pay as though he were a human deserving of dignity.
@RepGosar
Are you laughing because a woman was almost seriously hurt by a falling object, or because Bill Clinton's instinct was to put his arm around his wife and pull her away from the danger, which Trump would never do for Melania? Either way, your family still hates you.
@Morning_Joe
@JoeNBC
Right on cue, here's the civility police, telling everyone to be nice to the man locking up kids in cages and abandoning key allies to genocide.
I look forward to your similar tongue clucking about the President encouraging inevitable "lock him/her up" chants at his next rally.
@CillizzaCNN
What a wildly irresponsible thing to say. You're paid to watch this stuff, and instead of explaining it, you just say nobody understands it and don't even try. It's your job to explain it. If you can't do that, quit, and let someone who can do your job take over.
@AmarAmarasingam
No curiosity. No desire to learn anything that isn't pumped into his Swiss cheese brain by Fox News alerts.
The genocide of the Rohingya was in Trump's daily security briefings, guaranteed. It made our news. But he'll now say nobody knew about it.
@BretStephensNYT
I'll make you a deal: if we get affordable higher education and secure career paths but pull that ladder up behind us, then bring the earth to the verge of environmental catastrophe and refuse to do anything about it, then the next generation can justifiably hate on us.
@BmbEmpower
In most jurisdictions, banning laptops from the classroom would be a violation of disability access laws. Good on this kid for malicious compliance with a discriminatory rule.
@APWestRegion
You know what's even more traumatizing? Stealing them from their parents in the first place, not keeping track of where they went, and then refusing to return even the ones they can still find.
@JoeNBC
This both sidesism will be the death of democracy.
When a wannabe despot leads a chant to lock up a political opponent on disproven charges, it's an abuse of power. When a collective group, tired of his abuses of power, turns that same chant on him, it's a cry for justice.
@honeystaysuper
Spoiler: "high compensation" for your job as gourmet chef, certified lifeguard, foreign language instructor, ski teacher, vacation planner, stunt driver, fish counter, and emotional labourer is... $16/hr. $4/hr if you live in the pool house.
@DallasPD
@ChiefHallDPD
There's no way that the star witness for the prosecution against a cop who murdered an innocent man in his own home was somehow dealing drugs the whole time, and nobody found out about his operations until a massive deal just days after her conviction. Your lie is obvious.
@TomiLahren
In Tomato Lasagne's defence, when she said her cheapass, poorly fitting, polyester workout wear was "for those who love god, guns and country", she didn't specify WHICH country.
@nycsouthpaw
What happened to all of those battering rams they use to break into 78 year old grandfathers' homes at 2 in the morning because they misread the address?
@DamnDRoseTweets
Women of colour disproportionately die because health care professionals accuse them of faking it or exaggerating the pain when it's actually life threatening. Serena Williams was nearly killed by exactly this sort of attitude. So no, you don't know when people are faking it.
@FemmeEnFeu
@HoarseWisperer
My partner was second generation Californian Muslim, I'm Canadian. "Where is he from?" they would ask. "California". "No I mean where is he originally from?" "Well he was born in Sacramento but spent a lot of time growing up in Palo Alto." "No!"
Make racists uncomfortable again.
@HamillHimself
Please don't slut shame Melania. There is nothing inherently wrong with the fact that she has done nude modelling. Please do not imply that she - and all women who have done nude modelling - is lesser because of these photos, rather than her eager complicity in a dreadful regime.
@TomiLahren
@AOC
What's wrong with being a bartender? It's harder work than anything you've ever done. But that's mighty big of you to admit how scared you are by a smart, successful young woman who's accomplished more in two years than you have in your entire life, and all on her own merit.
@jkbjournalist
@NickNehamas
@jayhweaver
@ceostroff
@Blaskey_S
Can Miami Herald officially replace NYTimes as one of the country's two premier newspapers already? Between bringing the Epstein story back to life and all the Mar-a-Lago coverage, Miami Herald is showing the value of quality journalism over access. Keep up the excellent work!
@SenMcCollister
I am honestly impressed by this statement. No equivocation, no blame-shifting, no whataboutism. Just clear moral leadership, and a call to fix the causes of the problem. Well done, sir.
@JackPosobiec
Those are Mujahideen in 1983, when the US was providing military support against the Soviets. The Taliban was founded in 1994, moving into the power vacuum after the US abandoned Afghanistan. 9/11 happened in 2001.
Time doesn't all happen at once. Things have changed since 1983.
@Jennifer_deG
@northgalis
Abrams and Terrio wrote out the vital, vibrant, joyful character of Rose Tico to shoehorn in Meriadoc Brandybuck so he could be distracting in every scene he was in, all because of a dudebro soccer bet. Everything about this movie gets worse the more I learn.
Thanks, I hate it.
@MeetThePress
@chucktodd
Dear
@chucktodd
: Republicans sweeping the gubernatorial races in red states is not unexpected. It's kind of their thing, by definition. You're paid a lot for this work, please try to meet a basic standard of competence.
@VeeCeeMurphy76
Listening to the nurse's incredulous question, I am struck by how historically, many white women were expected to leave the workforce upon pregnancy, but Black women have always been expected to work throughout and immediately after pregnancy.
Medical racism kills Black mothers.
@Phil_Lewis_
Any repercussions Amy Cooper is facing are the consequences of attempting to get a Black man murdered by the cops for asking her to put her dog back on a leash in a leash-only area.
Had she succeeded in weaponizing her whiteness, his life would actually have been destroyed.
@VinnieMancuso1
"I am not in this, therefore it is not for me", says a person who likely tells Black and Asian kids that movies with white leads are "for everyone".
@ksullivannews
That's the saddest parade I've ever seen. Those signs! "Buy t-shirts here", what an inspiring message of hope after centuries of repression and second class citizenship for straight people 🙄
@EWErickson
And lo, the people came unto Jesus, and asked, "how shall we know thy followers, O Lord?" And Jesus said "thou shalt know me only by who Erick Erickson says is a deep and serious Christian."
-- Two Corinthians 6:9
@TomiLahren
In other news, congratulations to every other advanced democracy on Earth for having solved all mental health problems, banned video games, and enforced strict theocratic rule, thus eliminating mass gun violence.
*Checks notes* oh that's not what they did at all.
@TIME
I'm curious about the implications behind this headline. Did the synagogue punch Trump first by getting murdered by a white supremacist fuelled by conspiracy theories about Jews and immigrants? Was it the 97 year old woman who punched first? The developmentally-disabled brothers?
@RightWingWatch
This is me, pretending to be shocked that the man who tried to fake his wife's insanity before dumping her for the church secretary and abandoning his children is a snowflake about other matters of personal responsibility.
@QasimRashid
I've eaten on the platform at BART stations, maybe even on BART trains. Probably walked by more than one BART cop while doing so. I've never been stopped for it, though. I wonder white...
$10 says that cop just wanted grounds to do a search of that bag "just in case".
@nycsouthpaw
That's weird. I remember reading the Harry Potter books to a kid I was babysitting many years ago. I must have been reading them wrong, because we never managed to conjure anything other than childhood wonder and a lifelong love of reading.
@bradleyrsimpson
@nycsouthpaw
I've read a lot of official and personal letters from heads of state and government. I've read a lot of weird marginalia scribbled by bored officials. I've never read anything so bizarre and embarrassing as this "let's work out a good deal!" letter from Trump to Erdogan.
@kaitlancollins
Someone's feelings were hurt. Aren't you glad the US didn't elect a mercurial woman, governed by her emotions, as President? Imagine what it would be like to have a President who can't control themselves on the world stage.
@tedcruz
You really don't pick up on satire, do you?
I'll give you a hint: it's meta-commentary about government interference in private healthcare decisions that should be left up to a patient and their doctor.
@NatashaTynes
@HilarieAshton
@rgay
Daring move, drawing people's attention to how you tried to get a woman fired in a fit of petulance, and then faced consequences for your actions. Let's see if equating substantive criticism of a book that garnered the author a 7-figure advance with "cancellation" works out.
@DineshDSouza
Is this who you always wanted to be, Dinesh? A morally bankrupt apologist for racists and human rights abusers who peddles in disinformation that makes terrible people feel good about being bad? Or did you just fall into this shtick because no other honest field would have you?
@ddale8
It's such a weird thing for him to lie about so consistently, you have to wonder at the thought process that always brings up "Michigan Man of the Year", without substituting in another random state as needed. Always the nonexistent "Michigan Man of the Year".
@SenMcSallyAZ
Shouldn't a fighter pilot have more self-discipline than to lose control like that?
This was utterly tacky and disrespectful of the office to which you were appointed. You didn't call it like it is. You refused to answer a simple question. Partisan hack.
@TomJChicago
Her mask of being the respectable classy Trump who can pass in society is slipping. She's been angrily lashing out lately, losing that tight control she keeps over her carefully curated public image in a way we haven't seen from her before.
She's scared. I'm here for it.
@DevinNunes
@foxandfriends
@CNN
He was a journalist trying to ask you questions about your suspicious calls with Lev Parnas. And you were visibly shaking as soon as he mentioned the name.
@briantylercohen
Her first time wearing a mask and she's "at the end of it"? Increased breathing and tingling? That's anxiety, not the mask. Breathe, nobody wants you holding their baby anyway, certainly not enough to let a stranger kill it because Dr Karen here doesn't understand "the numbers".
@HamillHimself
You saw what that blasted gold bikini did to Carrie, and how fans treated her afterwards. Please don't do this.
An overwhelming number of the replies to this are from people who admire you and think that you can learn from this and be better. Please be better.
@WIRED
Scott Adams is not a victim of an uncivil internet. he's just facing the consequences of his decision to support a candidate who revels in cruelty. Consequences which include being told he's an ass for enabling that cruelty.
@bobehayes
@PebblesPuss2014
This is Sir Percival Fuzzyboots, Earl of Jellybeantoes. He loves naps, cuddles, wet food, and cheering up lovely 96-year-old ladies!
@ddiamond
How does a wealthy person who regularly travels with tens of thousands of dollars' worth of jewellery not have insurance on it? I smell a scam.
@NancyFahy
@Deoliver47
@ktumulty
@mindyfinn
Exactly. They need to fix their house before they go imposing their hooligans on others, demanding the people they terrorized to calmly convince these racists young men of Natives' humanity and dignity.
@barbieprivilege
@Mindful_Jedi
I feel this.
"Well why don't you go down there in person? Companies love to see candidates take initiative like that!" --someone who hasn't been on the job market since Gerald Ford was President, and doesn't know that showing up in person is the fastest way to get blacklisted.
@nytimes
So NYT can put aside the pretense of false neutrality, and be scathingly critical about the failure of those with power who do absolutely nothing?
Great, now do Flint water, the federal COVID-19 response, civil rights, the impending homelessness crisis, and election security.
@SuckerCarlson
@SphaleriteMz
In all my years in academia as both a student and instructor, I found that only the people incapable of learning will say that university had nothing to teach them.
@RohitKachrooITV
Did they seriously just dump a bunch of Ethernet cables onto the table to make it seem more chaotic? Only one of those seem to be plugged into anything. It looks like he wanted his own Bin Laden Raid Photo, but staged to seem tougher and with him as the focal point, of course.
Your regular reminder that Larry Kudlow has never once been correct about the economy. Or the virus. His knack for being as wrong as humanly possible on every issue that matters is truly impressive.
Kudlow to reporters: the U.S. has “regained control of the virus,” and is in a “self-sustaining, strong v-shaped recovery” that is not “contingent” on another federal relief package even if admin supports some elements of another relief bill
@jdmiles11
So they would both be dead, because a black man can't defend himself in his own home, but a white woman can break into his home, murder him, and walk away to cry fake tears on the witness stand.
@SenatorBurr
How about you start by taxing extreme wealth fairly, THEN you can think about going after college kids who've been subsisting on ramen because their scholarships don't provide enough for food and housing while their coaches are the highest paid public employees in every state?
@EfabulousHB
@RVAwonk
@AdamSerwer
Remember when they tried this same line against Obama prior to his first election, that he wasn't black American because his father was an immigrant from Kenya and his mother who raised him was white? And then that distinction had no effect whatsoever on how racists treated him?
@NatashaTynes
@HilarieAshton
@rgay
Wow, that took less than a minute. Does this mean I'm cancelled? Can I get paid to tell my sob story about cancel culture ruining my life, too?
@EricRWeinstein
Did you overhear this while in a hipster coffee shop?
I love how you guys live in such a bubble that you can't even make up plausible stories about the other side.
@KathyBenjamin
Ah yes, the calls for one-sided civility every time a Democrat wins. What happened to "f*ck your feelings" and the casual cruelty of the past four years?
@Duffy4Wisconsin
That's not all you said. You then went on to question his loyalty because he was born overseas, while invoking a really old anti-Semitic trope to do so.
@MeetThePress
Breaking: guy who didn't see last recession as it was happening doesn't see this next one, either.
It's is a waste of time and an insult to the intelligence of your audience when you repeatedly put liars like this on your show. I know you have hours to fill, but quality matters.
@waltshaub
@FArkantart
The party of personal responsibility: wealthy person regularly travels with tens of thousands of dollars' worth of jewellery, doesn't bother to get supplemental insurance on it, expects taxpayers to cover her loss, all while whining about how the poor just look for handouts.
@marcorubio
If only you were a United States Senator, capable of doing something to stop the slaughter of staunch American allies and escape of ISIS prisoners in the resulting chaos, Senator Rubio!