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@Lazzard59

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Writer. TV & Film Development. Return to Europe (somehow/anyhow), Love UK - can't wait for it to get it's soul back and wipe clean the stain of Brexit.

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@didntellies Who is this person who's hassling you about a Christmas Tree? Is he in the room with us now?
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@KHarveyProctor The thing is, people are actively choosing to take these flags in. No-one's forcing them. It's how they feel and they are want to express it. I think, deep down, that's what worries you most of all.
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@EU_NO_MORE It's not Cadbury's. It's an independent retailer doing their own promotion. If you are going to boycott Cadbury's do it because the chocolate's crap since the Americans took over.
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@alan_muso Rwanda. It's fantastic, apparently.
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@justchrisdavies It's not a deterrent. It's revenge. Not a good look.
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@BillyVacant No wonder. Ashtray-mouthed should be hyphenated.
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@PymPurnell Navalny was murdered. Tommy was told to hurry up and finish his breakfast .
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@TokyoMatt8 Liar. This is 66-year-old Colombian woman Maria Gabriela Ruiz, who voluntarily remained buried up to her neck in the ground for days on end in July 2003, as a protest over the government's failure to relocate 150 displaced persons to a safer part of the city of Cali.
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@SkewSmug @didntellies Damn you , and your pesky facts.
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@HarrietSergeant Trying to remember how we solved that particular problem in the end. Not sure it was by carpet-bombing Dublin.
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@PaulKirkby3 I remember the days when when we could *all* be proud of our countries flag. But that was before the far-right dragged it through the mud. I'm looking forward to a time when decent people can re-appropriate it, and it once again stand for a decent, kind, forward-looking country.
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@UKUpdates_co_uk @danwootton "Woke mob has fit of giggles as Dan Wooton is forced off proper telly and has to upload his stuff onto YouTube like some spotty gamer"
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@PaulKirkby3 It happened two years ago. The bloke was fired. Keep up.
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@Nigel_Farage Viewing figures down 2 million. 😂😂😂😂
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@canadiancarol1 Unless you live in Dover, I'm not sure how this is relevant. Complain to your local MP about underfunding of the NHS in your area. Immigrants have nothing to do with it.
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@MartinDaubney "I was so enraged by Ireland's immigration policy that I broke into Footlocker and stole myself some new trainers."
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@petemorristwit The flag is not offensive. Some of the people waving it are.
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@MartinDaubney Funny how *patriots* draped in this nation's flag are cheering on the rise of fascists in Germany. Short memories? Or just traitors?
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@jaycee1001 Why? What have you done?
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@dunstablian You do know that over 90% of immigrants come in by plane clutching a government issue visa? THESE are the immigrants that are filling much-needed jobs in the NHS, Care Sector etc. The poor devils in boats are refugees. I despair...
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@AnthonyAinsdale Farage getting cross about Border Force controlling our borders is hilarious.
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@TiceRichard He didn't say that though, did he? Lying is just automatic now, isn' it?
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@AllisonPearson Word to the wise. Might want to make sure it's on a 'no win - no fee' basis. Just saying.
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@DCBMEP Free dinner. Still grifting.
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@Farmer_Boycie The "thing" on the left...? I think we've found our racist, haven't we, Johnny?
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@BrugesGroup Germany isn't the EU. We weren't a member of Germany. The EU, as it happens has 0.3% growth, compared to our 0.1%. - if you insist on making comparisons. Germany has it's own problems - but at least one of them isn't Brexit..
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@_HenryBolton Which laws have been broken in this "Witch Hunt' of yours? Looks a lot like 'due process' from where I'm standing.
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@alan_muso Blimey. It wasn't *that* unpleasant. Just a gentle ribbing aimed at current Tory policy.
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@toryboypierce Because it's a joke aimed at thick people - or Tory voters, as we call them.
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@lukerobertblack @SadiqKhan @amylame Worked in Central London for 30 years. No-one ever, in the history of Friday nights in London, said "We're off to Goodge Street for the nightlife."
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@ukmedicx If you've never lived under Labour you're too young to vote. Meanwhile - here's some happy memories for those of us that did.
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@EssexPR No. I genuinely believe they wish to be addressed as women. Fair enough. No skin of my nose
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@toryboypierce @mailplus Breathtaking. Check out some of your GBNews co-host's threads, them come back to us. Hypocritical tweet of the week.
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@TPointUK @Joey7Barton Joey Barton, now a Turning Point poster-boy. Talk about a career in a death spiral...
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@jontheshepherd @Richard14969027 Piss-poor defence, mate.
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@petemorristwit @caroscottcolli It was an unauthorised advertising mural in a Conservation area. He'd done the same thing in 2016 and had to take that one down, too. Stop believing the shit they're feeding you.
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@tonyblackburn Don't be such a massive baby. 20mph in some areas where it was formally 30mph. That's all. They do it in Scotland, they do it in Europe. We do it outside schools. You get used to it in a week and it makes life safer and more comfortable..
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@mbga_uk What about those of us born and bred here for untold generations who find the disrepute you have brought our flag into disgusting and embarrassing? Racists and the far-right using it as a Badge of Dishonour have dragged it through the mud. The flag used to stand for something
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@BrugesGroup They can't possibly form a government - it's maths. I know you're sad that the march of the right has been halted in an increasingly important EU country. But, you might want to get used to it.
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@Iromg You mean "I knew this would happen because I kept inciting and supporting violence"
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@YardleyShooting Most of his 'subjects' do share his position. So there's that.
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@BulletBlueSky @HMRCgovuk He also works for BT. He also has his own production company. He also does adverts. He's a freelancer. Do some research next time
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@MartinDaubney Imagine not wanting your tax money to go to feeding children.
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@EssexPR I love it when you get on a jag about one subject. Especially one that doesn't really exist. It's bordering on the manic-obsessive.
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@TallyCat8 You should get out more.
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@AlexHorden1 Shambles? She asked them three times. And they were mainly Tories.
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@dunstablian That feeling you get when you realise you've been shagging the wrong flag.
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@BrugesGroup So what I'm gathering from all your various tweets over the past few months is that the *main* Brexit Benefit is that some things didn't turn out quite as shit as we feared. It's a bit like losing both legs in a car crash and celebrating the money you'll save on shoes.
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@EssexPR The Palestinian ambassador actually said of the Hamas attack "Israel knew that this was coming their way." Kay Burley said " the Palestinian ambassador basically said that ‘Israel had it coming’?” Clumsy - but a lie?
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@_HenryBolton There has been no investigation, just a Daily Mail story. Perhaps wait for the outcome? The Tory corruption being quoted, on the other hand, is all proven - and with no repercussions for the offenders. Plus Rayner wasn't an MP when these mistakes may, or may not have ben made.
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@dudleylad1066 The country is 84% 'white' for those of us worried about that sort of thing. That's well over 55million. So, yes, there are *some* of us left. Luckily, the vast majority of us aren't racists.
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@EssexPR Brilliant riposte. And about your level.
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@JackieD86388657 You're going to hate the next General Election.
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@TiceRichard And we all got the hangover. Frauds and liars, every one.
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@toryboypierce Dod you listen to the evidence? Absolutely damning - Rwanda not a safe country.
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@mallynicmufcRFC Artificial Intelligence. Because you won't find any real intelligence on this thread.
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@Iancoll94354676 Is this a bit like the smoking thing? Keep raising the pension age, till no-one actually get a pension?
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@christiancalgie Rubbish. He is stating the evidence of his own eyes, while several times saying it is unconfirmed and that the Israel are denying it. Once again, you're happy to use the deaths of hundreds of innocents to push your own anti-BBC agenda. And that's not an opinion - it's a fact.
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@mjf_michael Imagine how good you'll all feel should a single Brexit Benefit emerge!
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@LanceForman @IsabelOakeshott @aroberts_andrew I think if the Germans had continued to relentlessly persecute you - to this very day - you might have a somewhat different attitude towards them.
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@DCBMEP @andreajenkyns Greg Hands has got more letters than the 1922 Committee
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@Danjsalt And I thought it was us Lefties who weren't meant to be able to take a joke. Poor little right-wing snowflake.
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@EssexPR Could you not just take the money, then *pretend* you're posting all these tiresome, ill-informed tweets? Or do they check up on you?
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@MartinDaubney Martin Daubney - the man who sees mass slaughter of women and children and thinks - "Hey, I could use this to make a point about Brexit". Pitiful.
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@Joanna19997073 I tell you how this government *are* complicit. They've got people like you worrying about the wrong boats.
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@EssexPR Rubbish. People want genuine immigration controls that work for the countries economy. Not pointless flights to Rwanda that are only there to stop people jumping ship and voting Reform. No-ones talking about open borders. Stop gaslighting - it'll blow up in you face.
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@phughes76340646 Thing is, no 'leftie' has ever said this.
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@JohninBucuresti This has always been the case. Add in processing in France and safe routes and the problem is all but solved. But how could they stir up racist outrage without someone to be a target for all that hate. The backlog is 100% deliberate.
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@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 The right-wing pundits won't shut up, though. They see dead women and children and think "Great! Now I can have a pop at a few uppity celebrities." Vile.
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@TiceRichard @Keir_Starmer He corrected himself. Your turn, Richard.
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@EssexPR But, on the plus side, they tend to be intelligent and less racist. Swings and roundabouts.
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@JuliaHB1 You calling him a liar? Careful.
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@JuliaHB1 There once was pundit called Brewer Who's output could rival a sewer She put's food on her plate By stirring up hate. And conning the TalkTV viewer.
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@_HenryBolton @Hairyloon "Man who stops beating his wife expects praise."
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@TiceRichard Well, he would, wouldn't he? Personally I find your piggy-backing the death and suffering of thousands in the Middle-East, just to push your own, petty domestic agenda pretty sickening. But I expect nothing less from you.
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@Eyeswideopen69 Faeces nightclub: Where shit happens.
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@canadiancarol1 @GBNEWS @TalkTV No. They are just asking them to stop breaking the rules. If they can't function without breaking the rules they're not much of a channel, are they?
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@RobertJenrick She's advising people to do the proper paperwork - via The Home Office - so that they are not breaking the law. It's a public service, you clown.
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@GatesheadLad23 @carolvorders I think it's a fantastic photo. It shows people can change for the better. It's already happening with millions of former Brexiteers. It could happen to you too!
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@DCBMEP Of course we wouldn't be paying that. That's across the total EU budget. Most of it over five years. Annually would have paid a small percentage of that. And got some back. Your NHS comparison is disingenuous and misleading. But then, so are you.
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@_HenryBolton It *was* all about money laundering, wasn't it? Thanks for confirming that.
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@TPointUK No wonder you lot refuse to fight for your country if you're frightened by a sign.
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@Mad_Musings53 It's the same with cancer. No test - no cancer. FFS
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@MartinDaubney Once again. Martin sees dead babies, immediately thinks " Right -I'll use this to have pop at Carol Vorderman."
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@AngelaRayner Brilliant. A real person. Imagine having real people in government. #GTTONow
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@GuidoFawkes Can't get elected though, can he?
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@EssexPR Trying to work out why the Head of the Abu Dhabi National Oil Company would have such a downer the phasing out of fossil fuels. It's a real head-scratcher isb't it?
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@MartinDaubney So you think God is a man? How tall do you reckon? Does he smoke a pipe?
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@BlightyUK The writer created the character to take the piss out of racists & bigots who betrayed their working roots by voting Tory.
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@OWS1892 "We love England, we love Britain and we love the Knights Templar!" Excuse me?
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@BrugesGroup The French are the most patriotic nation in the world. More than we have *ever* been. If they can chew gum and walk at the same time - so can we. Brexit was a vindictive, traitorous act against the British people on behalf of free-market pirates & grifters. Not patriotic at all.
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@DaveAtherton20 @teachertwit2 I think an apology is in order, Davey boy.
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@IsabelOakeshott @Nigel_Farage @TRICawards @TalkTV @JuliaHB1 @piersmorgan Either that, or people know a grifting bell-end when they see one. You have to remember that a lot of people find him and everything he stands for abhorrent.
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@_HenryBolton So - imagine all those immigrants are gone by, say Monday. Who will do the jobs they leave behind?
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