Lauren 🍉
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CPT girl living in Durban | fitness-enthusiast | chaos-bringer of humiliation and mockery
Umhlanga, South Africa
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& I won’t clean. 🫶🏼
pls don’t dm me i can’t cook and i’ll make your mom sit in the backseat of the car
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1. She called the paparazzi to be there.
2. She’s doing promo for this stupid truck
3. She’s doing promo for Starbucks too.
4. Kourtney was right about her.
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So Kylie’s been going through the same shit as Khloe, only difference is that they made Khloé’s business public.
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Muting this because I’m not about to argue w/ folks that’s defending people who openly stand w/ Israel. 🫶🏼
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I know a rent-a-crowd when I see one.
THANK YOU to the friends of Israel in South Africa for standing on the right side of history. 🇿🇦🇮🇱
#StandWithIsrael
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Thabo Bester held an entire conference from inside a prison cell. This country is alive with possibilities.
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@hobo_group
@mamiperez_
She posted the truck on her IG story and she made sure that she’s publicly spotted driving the truck. Kim K doesn’t do anything for free.
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In Africa it’s called Midrand.
Abroad it’s called minimalism in Africa it’s poverty.
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Next month it will be buy 2 for R40 with the Xtra-savings card.
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Do you know how psychotic you have to be to put on scrubs and walk around a hospital the every day!
Kahleni bo. So which hospital was he perambulating at nge scrubs???
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@SfundoDlomo
@iamkagi_styles
Yes, her 4 kids would starve if their mother decided not to promote Starbucks or Tesla.
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The loadshedding that’s waiting for us after the elections is busy strength training.
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Mind you, when the girlies are crying on the TL bc their men are cheating then folks on this app will say it’s her own fault for expecting a guy in his 20s to commit to one woman.
“Your 20s are for you, dont commit to these men. Have fun and explore all sizes” 😭😭😭
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@LngRbu
@katlegophiri
No, The issue is her choosing to promote Starbucks, a corporation that openly donates money to the I*F that’s slaughtering thousands of people. But continue dickriding a Zionist, I guess.
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Guys, do not misconstrue what I said please. Many people of SA go to other countries in search of better opportunities, but we don’t start secessionists movements there.
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They literally did this in Bali too, the poor locals can’t afford to live in their own countries.
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@BornThisWay1995
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@StonZMGMT
@take1theirsmall
@TomiLahren
Shit I thought that's Bella Thorne
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How can Travis claim he’s never met yungsweetro when there’s literal pictures of them together. Men deserve nothing.
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Between Nsfas no longer funding students and Blade trying to increase tuition, they are definitely trying to make tertiary education inaccessible to the poor.
Higher Education Minister Blade Nzimande has proposed that South Africa's 26 universities increase tuition and residence fees by 4.5% and 6.5% respectively.
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Khloe really decided having all her kids by the same guy is more important than finding a decent guy that gives you a stable & happy home.
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Unthinkable by Alicia keys evokes so much nostalgia. What a song.
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@nicknitely
The fact that he acknowledges it as rape and not simply as just a sexual encounter tells me a different story
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Omg that girl is disrespectful. Fine Rachel Kolisi isn’t handling it the best way but imagine someone posing on pics with your husband talking bout “kolisi glow”. She’s taunting his wife and y’all entertaining it
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If fikile Mbalula has a million haters, I am one of them. If fikile has 10 haters, I am one of them. If fikile has only 1 hater then that is me. If fikile has no haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against fikile, then I am the whole world.
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Lee-Ann and Nicky in the news, JLO and Ben affleck back together, Britney Spears making headlines again. We are definitely back in the early 2000s.
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@hobo_group
Look it’s clearly an endorsement by her but you clearly won’t believe it, until it’s publicly stated on their website.
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@abierkhatib
My shock in the end as she’s moving backwards screaming at strangers with a baby in the stroller?
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@hobo_group
Again, it states across all platforms such as social media. This could apply to a number of social media platforms, not only Twitter. Secondly, promo comes in different forms. She could’ve been given the truck in exchange for advertising it.
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@LngRbu
@katlegophiri
Not the whataboutism 💀. Average people are being condemned everyday, but let’s condemn the celebrity with influence too.
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@H0BRON
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Cared enough to comment doe
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@MoiraMoturi
Well William is upholding a long standing family tradition of cheating on a spouse 🥴
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Congratulations to the Springboks and Mrs Pollard.
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We need to talk about how SA has become a safe haven for international criminals.
BREAKING NEWS: Interpol’s most wanted Bulgarian crime boss and three others shot dead in Cape Town suburb
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I can’t believe money that’s meant for the poor, is being spent on Lipo and BBLs for Insta-baddies.
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@lilstormer3
To bring about equality in South Africa and undo the oppression of your forefathers.
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Bring back gender reveals that happen in the doctors office where they just tell you the gender.
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@D_Mack021
I wish it was as easy as that, I dated a guy on university too and all was well, but he turned out to be those types I was trying to avoid.
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Tyla is treating the Government the same way they treat the people in this country.
Tyla won’t get gigs anymore after this the minister will make sure 😭😭
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Everytime a tender is awarded, a IG baddie pulls out a new Porsche.
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I’ve seen enough Unisa alumni in high ranking jobs to every listen to the slander.
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As a female, the most inconveniencing thing for me is doing my hair. Yoh I hate is so much.
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@Itss_Lungii
I knew they were screwed when they even started stocking all the shoprites with Prime too. 😭
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Elton jantjies keeps making headlines for everything except rugby.
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The ANC.
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This is so embarrassing pls 😭😭😭
Excuse me sir …
@elonmusk
… I cannot for the life of me understand why the government hasn’t approached you to come help us out with this electricity crisis, but is there any chance you could perhaps do us a solid, you know, with you being born here and all.
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You’ll be wondering why everything in your life is falling apart, meanwhile somewhere in a river lies an onion pinned together with a picture of you in the centre.
by far the weirdest thing i’ve ever found at this river. what is going on
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And while we are at it, get rid of the minister of electricity.
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@TimesLIVE
This is the same person that wanted to sue her Bfs baby momma for defamation even though she was speaking facts so 🤷🏻♀️
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I was at a funeral once where the side chick pushed a pallbearer out of the way so that she could carry his coffin.
Sidechicks, how did you navigate healing when he passed away? Like, the main is there in the gazebo with the family drinking AVBOB water and you are there collapsing in the sun? How did you navigate being sidelined in the process because you were a side?
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@markii2001
There are many ways to “save South Africa”, but trying to cause a division is not one of them.
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@shyyanne35
Bro how is it the females fault when men will literally fake her whole different persona for months on end just to get into a females pants?
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They do not want be educated, they’re are wilfully ignorant.
I wish Trevor was still on the Daily Show so him and Tyla could have that chat and attempt at educating these ignorant people
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You guys sound insane for saying abuse is deserved because she stole someone’s husband. He literally abused his exwife too, did she deserve it too?
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The mom went live w/ Tariq and the wife. They’re trying to paint her family out to be the bad guys. They even claimed that she’s taking a restraining order out against them. This is such a red flag. He’s completely isolating that lady from her family and friends.
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Yall really eating a piece of chicken between two magwinya’s.
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