Lauren ๐
@Laureasons_
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CPT girl living in Durban | fitness-enthusiast | chaos-bringer of humiliation and mockery
Umhlanga, South Africa
Joined August 2015
& I wonโt clean. ๐ซถ๐ผ.
pls donโt dm me i canโt cook and iโll make your mom sit in the backseat of the car.
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1. She called the paparazzi to be there. 2. Sheโs doing promo for this stupid truck .3. Sheโs doing promo for Starbucks too. 4. Kourtney was right about her.
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So Kylieโs been going through the same shit as Khloe, only difference is that they made Khloรฉโs business public.
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Muting this because Iโm not about to argue w/ folks thatโs defending people who openly stand w/ Israel. ๐ซถ๐ผ.
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Does God know that woolies is selling his mangoโs for R63.99?.
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I know a rent-a-crowd when I see one.
THANK YOU to the friends of Israel in South Africa for standing on the right side of history. ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฑ #StandWithIsrael
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Thabo Bester held an entire conference from inside a prison cell. This country is alive with possibilities.
I get Dr. Matthew fooled ordinary citizens on Tik Tok, but how the hell did he fool radio stations and the department of health?? Njani.
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@hobo_group @mamiperez_ She posted the truck on her IG story and she made sure that sheโs publicly spotted driving the truck. Kim K doesnโt do anything for free.
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Men are really Godโs laziest design.
I think Rachel fought for her marriage until the emotional toll was too much.
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In Africa itโs called Midrand.
Abroad itโs called minimalism in Africa itโs poverty.
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Next month it will be buy 2 for R40 with the Xtra-savings card.
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Do you know how psychotic you have to be to put on scrubs and walk around a hospital the every day!.
Kahleni bo. So which hospital was he perambulating at nge scrubs???
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@SfundoDlomo @iamkagi_styles Yes, her 4 kids would starve if their mother decided not to promote Starbucks or Tesla.
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The loadshedding thatโs waiting for us after the elections is busy strength training.
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Mind you, when the girlies are crying on the TL bc their men are cheating then folks on this app will say itโs her own fault for expecting a guy in his 20s to commit to one woman.
โYour 20s are for you, dont commit to these men. Have fun and explore all sizesโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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@LngRbu @katlegophiri No, The issue is her choosing to promote Starbucks, a corporation that openly donates money to the I*F thatโs slaughtering thousands of people. But continue dickriding a Zionist, I guess.
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Guys, do not misconstrue what I said please. Many people of SA go to other countries in search of better opportunities, but we donโt start secessionists movements there.
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They literally did this in Bali too, the poor locals canโt afford to live in their own countries.
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@BornThisWay1995 @jada_bizzle @StonZMGMT @take1theirsmall @TomiLahren Shit I thought that's Bella Thorne.
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How can Travis claim heโs never met yungsweetro when thereโs literal pictures of them together. Men deserve nothing.
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Between Nsfas no longer funding students and Blade trying to increase tuition, they are definitely trying to make tertiary education inaccessible to the poor.
Higher Education Minister Blade Nzimande has proposed that South Africa's 26 universities increase tuition and residence fees by 4.5% and 6.5% respectively.
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Khloe really decided having all her kids by the same guy is more important than finding a decent guy that gives you a stable & happy home.
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Unthinkable by Alicia keys evokes so much nostalgia. What a song.
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Under my regime food will be banned from bedrooms.
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@nicknitely The fact that he acknowledges it as rape and not simply as just a sexual encounter tells me a different story.
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Omg that girl is disrespectful. Fine Rachel Kolisi isnโt handling it the best way but imagine someone posing on pics with your husband talking bout โkolisi glowโ. Sheโs taunting his wife and yโall entertaining it.
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If fikile Mbalula has a million haters, I am one of them. If fikile has 10 haters, I am one of them. If fikile has only 1 hater then that is me. If fikile has no haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against fikile, then I am the whole world.
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Lee-Ann and Nicky in the news, JLO and Ben affleck back together, Britney Spears making headlines again. We are definitely back in the early 2000s.
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@hobo_group Look itโs clearly an endorsement by her but you clearly wonโt believe it, until itโs publicly stated on their website.
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@abierkhatib My shock in the end as sheโs moving backwards screaming at strangers with a baby in the stroller?.
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Seeing the ANC voted out of power isnโt enough, I need to see them in jail.
Not mine but gosh whoever took it, doesnโt this picture tell a thousand words?
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Everytime I see those flysafair videos I get naar. How the fuck do you get the audacity to put your hands on those flight attendants and then turn around to play the victim.
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@hobo_group Again, it states across all platforms such as social media. This could apply to a number of social media platforms, not only Twitter. Secondly, promo comes in different forms. She couldโve been given the truck in exchange for advertising it.
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@LngRbu @katlegophiri Not the whataboutism ๐. Average people are being condemned everyday, but letโs condemn the celebrity with influence too.
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The entire point of a baby shower is to celebrate the baby and the mom-to-be, so why wouldnโt you purchase things that they actually need. Just stay your miserable ass at home.
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Home affairs needs to come to my house with all the paperwork I need to fill in for a new smart card.
The Home Affairs Department says it will declare the green identity documents invalid from the end of this year.
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@H0BRON @letskeepitabuc1 @LaurenLondon @NipseyHussle @themarathonclo @PUMA Cared enough to comment doe
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@MoiraMoturi Well William is upholding a long standing family tradition of cheating on a spouse ๐ฅด.
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Congratulations to the Springboks and Mrs Pollard.
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We need to talk about how SA has become a safe haven for international criminals.
BREAKING NEWS: Interpolโs most wanted Bulgarian crime boss and three others shot dead in Cape Town suburb. A man who was shot dead along with three others in Constantia, Cape Town, on Thursday morning was a notorious Bulgarian crime boss who was wanted by Interpol for murder and
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I canโt believe money thatโs meant for the poor, is being spent on Lipo and BBLs for Insta-baddies.
How a tenderpreneur โdupedโ guards | Businessperson Leeroy Sidambe, who scored two multimillion-rand government contracts, has allegedly been avoiding paying security guards who were hired to guard state facilities
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@lilstormer3 To bring about equality in South Africa and undo the oppression of your forefathers.
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Bring back gender reveals that happen in the doctors office where they just tell you the gender.
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@D_Mack021 I wish it was as easy as that, I dated a guy on university too and all was well, but he turned out to be those types I was trying to avoid.
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We just arrived.
November has taught me alot about fake friends and family.
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Tyla is treating the Government the same way they treat the people in this country.
Tyla wonโt get gigs anymore after this the minister will make sure ๐ญ๐ญ
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How can I make a quick R50k between now and December? ๐ญ.
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Everytime a tender is awarded, a IG baddie pulls out a new Porsche.
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@moesuttle They even used that line on the checkers app. Thatโs definitely an influencer!.
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Iโve seen enough Unisa alumni in high ranking jobs to every listen to the slander.
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As a female, the most inconveniencing thing for me is doing my hair. Yoh I hate is so much.
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@Itss_Lungii I knew they were screwed when they even started stocking all the shoprites with Prime too. ๐ญ.
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So kids should be pediatricians? . Stop being weird and sexualising everything. The v*gina is an organ just like the heart and everything else, any Dr should be able to go into that field.
men shouldnt be anywhere near gynecology.
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Elton jantjies keeps making headlines for everything except rugby.
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The ANC.
Guys, what are we leaving in 2023?.
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Youโll be wondering why everything in your life is falling apart, meanwhile somewhere in a river lies an onion pinned together with a picture of you in the centre.
by far the weirdest thing iโve ever found at this river. what is going on
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This is so embarrassing pls ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
Excuse me sir โฆ @elonmusk โฆ I cannot for the life of me understand why the government hasnโt approached you to come help us out with this electricity crisis, but is there any chance you could perhaps do us a solid, you know, with you being born here and all.
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And while we are at it, get rid of the minister of electricity.
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@TimesLIVE This is the same person that wanted to sue her Bfs baby momma for defamation even though she was speaking facts so ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ.
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I was at a funeral once where the side chick pushed a pallbearer out of the way so that she could carry his coffin.
Sidechicks, how did you navigate healing when he passed away? Like, the main is there in the gazebo with the family drinking AVBOB water and you are there collapsing in the sun? How did you navigate being sidelined in the process because you were a side?.
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@markii2001 There are many ways to โsave South Africaโ, but trying to cause a division is not one of them.
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Men are doing the most in the replies. Muting this, go argue w/ yourself. โจ
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