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@alienooooo
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Nahhhh why my wax lady reschedule my appointment cause she said somebody farted on her and she can’t stop throwing up 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 omfggg.
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Waiting downtown for my Uber to the airport and I’m standing with my bags why this man gon walk by me and say “too pretty to be homeless” 😭😭😭??????????????????? SIR lmaoooo.
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Y’all…. I am officially done trying to date in LA😭 I just met this nigga 2 DAYS AGO and he talking bout “I got a money play, we just gotta pick up some immigrants from San Diego and bring them to LA” ???????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????.
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I’m still mad they tried to give T.I. Vitiligo in this movie 😭😭😭😭😭LMAOOO
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On my life I woulda been in there doing the Chris Brown wall to wall choreography.
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Y’all this girl posting freestyles on her story dissing me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 like wtf is this 8 Mile?.
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I love a nigga that don’t trip about you going out and having fun he just want you to come home drunk to him 😂😂😂😂 that’s my typeeeee.
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I’m not jealous of nobody … except people that were born into wealth lmao ima lil jealous of them ngl😂😂.
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Everytime I see somebody getting bootleg braces I think about the girl who got powerchains put on and this what happened to her teeth LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭
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That lady that cut her daughter’s braids off on live got charged with felony child abuse and CPS took her daughter away🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 SMFH.
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Emoji shirt with the hoodie underneath and blazer is pretty crazy ngl…
Black girls be looking like they Booty stank.
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Russel Wilson for being a good step father and role model for his wife’s child.
What’s the wildest thing you’ve seen Twitter hate?.
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She deadass been getting cheated on since I was in middle school that’s so wild.
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Why the hell do people feel comfortable asking me for money when I can’t ask nobody for none? 😂 like damn I need 10 bands who got ME? Tf 😂😂.
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@maybemielleidk This is pretty dramatic … I don’t see the problem with calling a man Doug Dimmadome Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome it’s really not that serious.
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Dating a man that adds no value to your life is pointless lol especially at this age. nobody saying he has to be cashing you out every day, the word “value” doesn’t mean money. A lot of men just be around to fuck and vibe nothing else lmaooo.
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Being rich and being CALIFORNIA rich are two completely different things lmao I wanna be Cali rich.
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I’d rather the BET awards be ghetto than white washed but that’s just me 🤷🏾♀️ they was turnt up I love to see it idc y’all always complaining, likeeeeeee I don’t see how you can hate from outside the club you can’t even get in 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Shrooms cure depression I’m sorry lol no one can change my mind😭whatever you going through rn. get you a chocolate bar and laugh that shit off💀 then watch right after you gon brainstorm like you’ve never brainstormed before and end up fixing whatever you stressing over.
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If I bought a man land then he cheated i’d bury his ass alive on the land then build a house on it lmao.
Moneybagg Yo Says his Girlfriend Ari Fletcher Caught Him Cheating, But They Talked it Out & Reached An Understanding & That he Will Never Do It Again👀😩💔
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He said it like he keeps running into pretty homeless bitches and he’s fed up 😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️.
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Don’t come for me yall, but having even ONE kid at 22 is insane to me.
having 4 kids by 22 with no ring is crazy.
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@zeeopatra I have a theory that this is an effect from being on lockdown during the pandemic lol I was so use to not interacting with people in person that when I did and things got back to “normal” I realized how slow some people are and how much we actually don’t have in common lmao.
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@Mzthangggg “Harriet Tubman music” and it’s just someone actually rapping with clothes on lol okay… I know what you are💀.
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WOULD YOU SMOKE CRACK FOR $600,000,000?. Don’t Come On This Post Lying Either 🤣🤣.
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LMAOOOOOOOO SARAH WAS FRIED.
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I don’t believe in toning yourself down to attract partners lol I 100% believe that being my natural crazy ass self will attract someone just as crazy as me and we gon make magic lmao.
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@Handysook1 Jobs literally were requiring people to get vaccinated or forfeit their jobs ……………. .
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I HAVE to experience Mardi Gras in New Orleans at least once in my life.
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The worst thing you can do when you’re drunk is sit down 😂😂😂😂😂 it’s a set up lmaoooo.
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I@cannot stop laughing bro cause we in heart of downtown la and I probably do look homeless looking for this restaurant while Im waiting with my bags ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ but like my face is beat, hair laid , and nails done so? 😂😂😂 it was just funny how he said it.
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Lil baby documentary really proved what can happen when you have genuine people around you that want to see you win & really believe in you.
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@PimpcessKing Yes. I find men attractive & great to look at but very rarely am I ever actually attracted to one. I can tell someone they’re fine af then just walk away and that’s it lol sometimes it’s cool to just admire people from a distance.
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@1lonerlifestyle Facts. Once you get older and realize there’s no rule book or guidelines to being a parent, they’re literally still learning, and experiencing life for the first time just like you , you learn to give them much for grace.
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@Kamreloadedd It’s actually terrifying how many people are agreeing with this lmao we’re never going to get anywhere in this lifetime I’m afraid.
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@zeeopatra Like spending time away from people made me realize we were only cool because we saw each other every day at school/ work lol everything & everybody been irritating me ever since.
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While we’re on the subject…. Please also stop getting tattoos at peoples house 🙃 gracias.
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@sorryimjessica Wowwww smh sorry that happened to you! They should have some time of security code or something that needs to be verified as an extra step to make sure it’s you first :/.
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Y’all I’m not dropping no diss back 😂😂😂😂 this ain’t no Queen of the Ring rap battle foh 💀.
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@delorrres They need to bring back mall performances 😭😭😭😭 I miss that era !! You’d walk out of Claire’s and see fucking Britney Spears in the middle of the mall dancing 💀💀💀.
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You only think that cause you be wearing huaraches.
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@_slimarella_ @AsiaaRivers It’s actually so annoying that we don’t have an option to block/ mute the community cause I don’t even follow them and still see it everywhere.
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@AsianDaBrattt Literally…. If I only had 98 cents I KNOW I can count on her for the extra 2 🙄.
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I hate LA strippers… boring ass hoe do a backflip off the roof and land in a split like they be doing in Atlanta 😒😒😒.
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I just wanna meet my soulmate and disappear honestly… all this shit burnt out if ya ask me.
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@BeyondBeautiful Facts, graduating and losing contact makes you realize y’all had nothing in common fr other than being in the same class.
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@vlvtrse_ EXTREMELY frustrating to say the least . we can’t even anxious/ nervous without it being seen as an attitude.
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@divinedreamgirl Whole time the test is just you being a good friend while in a relationship lmao.
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@gr4iled Damn I hope nobody think this about me when I’m just minding my business turning up💀💀💀 fuck.
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@QUEEN___chink @sza The fact that all these comments are just bodyshaming her is lame as hell 🚮🚮She’s beautiful & her body is bomb.
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@DurkioxVon Why niggas be wanting untouched perfect little angels with maddddddddd kids and babymommas ?💀 why we can’t never get somebody that isn’t passed around & Low body count ????.
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@aboogiempls @kprime3 There is literally no way that a grown adult doesn’t have a single thought or conscience before cheating lol people know EXACTLY wtf they doing.
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@sendyoursocial I can’t wrap my head around having a whole child by someone that can’t satisfy you.
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@bellicose_barri @_benjvmins_ This. cause i remember being little and not understanding how black cats are “bad luck” lmao like ?????.
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@jusdealwivit I often think that sometimes it’s the first time a person actually puts THEIR wants/needs first. a lot of people suffer in silence or “stay” here for the sake of how others feel. actually going through with it is pretty damn courageous when you think about it.
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@Dswerrv She’s literally a complete stranger bro😭 i went to a casting call and shorty was sneaking and taking videos of me and the hg posting them on ig talking shit and she was mad I pressed her about it 🤷🏾♀️ I called out a fade not no instabattle 💀💀 Do I look like Blind Fury????.
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@nicknameRam @FashnablyPrvlgd Look like he’s thinking “gosh darnit that does sound good” 😭😭😭.
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@princessxap They want someone to wash their ass when they’re old was the reason I’ve seen posted on here this week lmao.
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@bellahad1dsnose Please stop using that word so loosely…. Nothing about this video is related to p*dophilia , their age difference isn’t even that big lmao.
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@rebelleflowerr_ Having daughters does not make men good people lol I actually don’t know what does …… some of the most gruesome & disrespectful things you’ve ever seen on here towards women are from “girl dads”.
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@kelkozartt I love how no one said “Scotty’s not boring” they’re all just like “why is that the ONLY reason you want to fight her” 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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