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Lauramlx

@Lauramlx

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Leader of Customer Success ~ Mom, Planner, Goldfish Junkie, Fitness Alum and Tennis Novice

Austin, TX
Joined April 2009
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@Lauramlx
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2 months
@LissaJoStewart Mowing lawns before 7am or after 8pm, RV and boat parking, noise levels, trash bins on curbs, junk in yard (tires, cement blocks, weeds), house paint colors, (trampoline, swingset, arbor) placement, --- just a few things HOA's help with.
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@ANiMaListicAN Sorry you had to go through this --- @Kohls stalked us when my daughter was still in a stroller. While in the Check out line in front of everyone. They rung me up twice after a mgr came (no issues) People staring (all because of profiling) - I immediately wheeled on over to the
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@introvertsmemes CoWorker: “You’re phone is ringing” Me: “😶”
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@YoYo_Ma Beautiful, thank you for shining your light! ❤️
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@jessecase This post just reminded me I forgot to send someone back to the North Pole tonight 🤦🏽‍♀️ - do I risk a wake up and get the elf now or come up with a good story?
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@jamesgraysport The "Selfish" Generation - she misses the impact of how the match will affect her career long term.
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@Simone_Biles Shop at Nordstrom and use their complimentary tailoring 😉
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@MikeSington And this was necessary because?…………
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@dougboneparth Wrong product on shelf --- its for a 1.7 oz La Roche product.
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@nytimes Where is SNL’s Kenan Thompson when you need him. 😀
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@andyroddick This right here is the Media, that continues to play this passive-aggressive nonsense with the Williams sisters. It’s no different then every Black female that is addressed with the “other ones” name at work. Shameful and Tired.
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@offbeatorbit One recently seeded a child at the young age of 76, so I think that answers that. 😋
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@jaw_kneegrow Love Bey .... but greatest vocalist?
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@DuchessSexpert I like to stand by the lightbulbs and ask lots of questions --- for my own amusement. 😊
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@CNN Key word - Texas — his fear is the heat in the car and the impact to the child was his #1 focus.
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@SteamboatUSA Hosting always requires a lowered expectation, no matter who it is. - I think the trip as a whole was difficult, she wanted to go straight home and that didn't happen.
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@sntacks @LissaJoStewart If you try to sell your house, and the list price is reduced by 25 - 50k because of the color of your neighbors house - you will care -- or increased traffic for onlookers.
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@TaylorLumpkinTV I’m so sorry to hear this! It’s traumatic! —-Good for you - to go beyond in that moment. —- I had a homeless person do this to me in front of a crowd near Moscone in SF, while I was on my way to an event there. Awful to experience.
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@DrSandman11 I hope SNL takes this take on a bit - hilarious! 😂
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@alx @elonmusk It would be nice if everyone stopped sounding like a “preacher” for dramatic effect. Literally, use your OWN voice!
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@VancityReynolds @LHibou8 When it reached my feed......
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@susancain @zencker9 @IntrovertProbss There is something to be said to idle in place. Introverts draw upon past, present and future situations with sophisticated OA (over analyzing) techniques. - we are “constantly engaged”.
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@RxMaha Agree - made a similar comment different thread ---- maybe due to time? Celine was wearing a coat - maybe she didnt want to be touched due to the stiffness disease she has?
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@LittleMermaid Bought it 🧜‍♀️ ❤️
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@klhicks912 The West Wing
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@sjackson1271 @ANiMaListicAN @Kohls Sorry you had to deal with that! 😔❤️
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@DavidBegnaud Hard to read 😳😔
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@IntrovertProbss Nor do we post a play by play of activities we do on the weekend for fear someone might show up that we know and want to have a conversation. 😊😔
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@laurasweetjane I want to add --- I am so sorry this happened to you. ❤️🌸
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@klhicks912 The West Wing
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@AuthorGFAllen Drive-In Movie Theaters... I realize there are some out there, but more to make it main stream.
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@jemelehill @netflix I agree and would add: These artists were at the top of the charts. To take American Music Awards night to do what they did is amazing. - today it would be like putting: Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Dua Lipa, Beyonce, The Weeknd, Kendrick Lamar, Drake, Justin Timberlake, Chris
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@introvertsmemes Learn and understand this about yourself— early in life. It can save you from heartache and therapy $.
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@JackyLImmer @WISN12News The term “Jigaboo” is an insulting derogatory term for a Black Person - equivalent to using the “N” word. Highly offensive.
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@itsurboyevan I agree, but I think you're missing another "Service Stuff". There used to be a time when "having a trade" was a good thing. We are losing valuable talent in many areas because kids today want to be stars.
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@elonmusk My logic is undeniable
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@ZackMorrison18 I think the "cliff hanger" really drove pop culture in the 80's --- now its all about mass consumption with airy repurposed content. ---
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@IntrovertProbss "Let me check my calendar" 🧐
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@abc7newsbayarea Black Bears 🐻 can run up to 30mph when threatened. Average human runs between 6.5 - 8mph. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@mama4mito @emilykmay Oh my gosh! How the family must have felt at that time 😔
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@Wimbledon Alycia Parks 🎾
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@saint_jameson5 @LissaJoStewart I lived in a climate and neighborhood, that if you trimmed certain trees at the wrong time it could spread disease to other trees in the neighborhood. --- it's not always about control, but more about balance and safety.
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@CareyPhoto It is to good hear love and humanity come through to support you. Remember you're never alone --- keep your people near. ❤️
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@LiberalPlano @sntacks @LissaJoStewart Consider yourself lucky! I have a friend who lived across a pepto pink and purple house, that was filled with political rhetoric signs all over their yard.
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@Intentional_Liv Does he have good grades?, is he a good person? Does he help around the house? --- I wouldn't rush it. Unless he is expected to be out of the house and on his own - enjoy him wanting to be home with you. One day he will leave and won't see him for months or even years ❤️
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@ronsterd89 Yup - Suits 😊
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@WillieHandler "What's the worst that can happen"?
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@MerriamWebster Charcuterie ~ Char for short.
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@midwestern_ope Wait?! WAIT — are you telling me that in the next 72 hours I need to drive to Harmony and magically get stranded at an Inn, bookstore, some kids Xmas play, Xmas choir, or bakery to find ❤️ before the big storm!?
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@RedPencilScript Not diagnosing, but if an infection from something - that is serious.
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@SmarkusvvStan @dougboneparth Right! Talk about the Bentley of sunscreen.
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@enews Congrats to Taylor, but I am a bit "miffed" that @taylorswift13 did not show any appreciation for the fact that Celine was there -- did I miss something?
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@jordinmw @peacock Seriously! Why aren't they showing the medal ceremony???
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@IntrovertProbss Yes. I wear them at home 😊
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@IntrovertProbss Elementary Parent of my kids Friend: “What are you doing this weekend?”—— Parent Me: “I have plans —“🧹🧺💇‍♀️💅🛒🛍️”—Real Me: “🛋️ 📖📺”
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@Theholisticpsyc When you’re no longer prioritized
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@netflix I love these --- it's the anti-Hallmark with Glam and Murder. Keep them coming @netflix
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@ItsJayWhittaker @roywoodjr Truth! Dependent on type of event, # of attendees, time of year.
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@packers Ready for New Orleans?! #SBLVIIII
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@PopCrave Bring a sleeping bag y’all - it will be a long night! 😀
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@Variety Imagine if he would have had "HER" do the guitar solo! That would have been a statement...
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That rose 🌹 scene was everything ❤️❤️❤️ #beautyandthebeast30th
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@KXAN_News @Amtrak is not having a good day. I hope there are no injuries. @KXAN_News . ❤️ goes out to all involved.
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@frailstate_xx @LissaJoStewart HOA would fine you if you do that.
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@jens2763 You got this! 😊 How are you going to spoil and reward yourself post op?
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@NickKyrgios Keep doing what you're doing! ❤️🎾 And get @LouisVuitton to sponsor you with your style of threads. -- Glad you like the Celtics, but this is @Wimbledon #Wimbledon2024
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@DRollins_ There aren't enough OB/Gyn and insurance won't cover non preventative care.
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@creativeverve @jemelehill @netflix This is a hard question - my first thought is John Legend, Common or Pharrell. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@StephenKing Same! And how many takes when one of them blew out. 🕯️
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@Olly_Tennis_ Calling it!! ---- Rafa Biopic Starring Christian Bale
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@likaluca If it wasn’t for paper tickets, Jessica wouldn’t have been able to buy Jonah a ticket to New York to meet Annie! —- And luckily Sam could too or Jonah would have been all alone and Sam would have missed out on ❤️
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@ronsterd89 Whistling
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@ronsterd89 Palmetto bug
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@TravisCOSW No vídeo, but rain/sleet in Lakeway
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@ImKaitlynMeyers Don't Think - Do
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@LaurieHernandez You did a great job! Insightful and informative. If anything, NBC needs to give you an enthusiastic knowledgeable partner to "riff" with. 😊 like Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski pairing.
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@IntrovertProbss This sounds like a commitment, I’m just not ready to make. 🥺
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@CareyPhoto Very kind. What goes around comes around 😊
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@laurasweetjane Keep an eye on your "six". The guy who gives you immediate attention, acts like a douche and then apologies - is a psychopath testing their "control techniques" - you got hooked and reacted directly with his plan.
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@godofradio @BasilHammer @L0m3z This was TX! Specifically Austin - which has now turned into commercial juggernaut.
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@aishathedruggie They are over populated, live over 10 years, carry diseases and can wreck havoc in neighborhoods. I won’t take a stand on how to manage the population, but without some controls it would be a major problem.
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@pavyg We should also be upset with the Wimbledon rules too, for not allowing Andy to pick a new partner.
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@pavyg Those people who Boo, will also be removed from the court. It's not the US Open.
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@IntrovertProbss Needs a fence! 😒
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@netflix We need that docuseries!! ❤️
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@DrewBeauch @smerconish Please re-read what you wrote. If this is truly how you feel — it’s no better than being a plantation owner of our ancestors. Hiring diversity vs enabling diversity are two different things.
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@northway_debbie ❤️ to you and your family. A cruel unwavering way to separate life from a parent.
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@IntrovertProbss 💯- always
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@chicagobars I had a moment after this aired upteen times. I imagined future conversations with my kid on how your "own thoughts are important". I would then be called "Old- fashioned". 😔 made me sad, glad I'm not the only one.
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@nathantalks If Candace supported gay marriage she would say so. She goes on and on in yet another “Oh I didn’t mean that” campaign — and says sorry in many ways but never says I support gay marriage. (Her and her brother) —
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@GerronJordan @MalloryNews @TonyRadarRadio @ElizabethKayFM @WISN12News Elbow Macaroni - dollop of cheddar and sour cream. 😋
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