Saint Laiseran π
@Laiseran
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Patron Saint of peppermint tea. World's most advanced Bavinck joke generator.
Joined May 2015
The Sacraments are rituals that Big Grace invented to give you more grace.
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ST. AUGUSTINE, AGE 23: when someone starts a sentence with "In 10 years" as if the goths haven't just allied with the huns and alans across the danube
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"These two groups can't get along. One of them must not be reformed."
"anglicans are basically reformed" is a weirdly common take i guess that's why the scottish presbyterians and the english separatists and english puritans had such an easy time fitting in with the COE! because it was so reformed!
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peasant: but reverend! Why do you throw out our icons of venerable saints and our holy relics? Has there been some new revelation from the church? reverend: kings pope now peasant: what reverend, hucking a sack of relics into a well: kings pope now
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What is the single most legendary crash out of all time?
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Royalists in 1649
If your church didnβt mention Charlie today, find a new church.
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My most frequent meal is raw veg, cheese, bread, and a pint of ale. I would eat it voluntarily every day given the choice but at a certain point you really do start to wonder about genetic determinism
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God in Genesis Chapter One Verse Zero:
clinically undepressed guy: im thinking of Beginning it all
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I rather like this fellow
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod. Japan, early 19th century (Edo period). Carved wood. Collection: The Metropolitan Museum of Art.
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Restaurant in Berlin with English-only menu. Yeah, every language besides English is gonna be extinct in a century.
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Kantians really see this and be like noooo heβs even more evil now
Every bad thing J. Jonah Jameson perpetrated was redeemed in this single scene. Post some similar moments from film or book. Iβm not baiting - I just want to know of more such terrific bits.
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Sometimes I think my wife worships her ADHD birthing coach But she assures me itβs just hyper doula
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he me
I thought my toddler would self regulate drinking whole milk and not get fat but now I wonder. He is so chubby wubbly and if you give him meals but no milk he gets mad, like he has an extra milk stomach.
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