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@misharipov

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I am kinda interested in everything that is unknown to me

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Hanch Tarchup Jr.
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Introducing Foolmaxxing, a system based on traditional slavic values. As a Foolmaxxer you: Do as little work as possible Sleep a lot Accidentally find a magic talking pike that grants you three wishes
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Hate to bring this up in the middle of a heist but when I said I was a safe cracker I meant I'm a chill white guy
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reddit is awesome
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1920s twitter: men are dying in molasses explosions when they should be getting more lasses
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Venom Cheese
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Loved this guy
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incredible things are happening in Europe
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Shinzo Abe's killer made no manifesto, no final post. He just went and did it, and people understood him through collective psychic osmosis
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Where the fuck was he going
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3 years
doing the same but with greek statue penises
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the reason I found the post is that it happened to me. turns out those squares come from the toothbrush, they hold the bristles together or something
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@UsedOrnithopter what do they know
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2 years
His mind
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My politics are whatever this is
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@hum_dunkin mom confessing that you aren't ensouled at her deathbed
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It's the end of the year and I need to close some tabs, reply to receive a tab
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Student in 2608: and were these wojacks real? Teacher, grinning: were they real? were wojacks a distinct ethnic group in the 21st century? Whole class giggles Teacher: crack open the book sometimes. yes, obviously, they were
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@misharipov
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Like it or not but these are their laws and if you are in their country you must respect them
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@ch1w33th3d0g App you have on your phone in GTA
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@CoreyBrickley Looked up an old Facebook post from back in 2021 when they were hiring. The post says that it depends on volume of frames and that with an average speed it would be about $1000 per month for 12 months. That's about $400-$500 higher than the average income in ukraine at the time
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Would be funny if he had to come back after a few days, there's nothing out there
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2 years
Berlin didn't win but what a moment
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@westernunion2k imagining the staff freaking out every time another white person visited
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Shrek's son interviewed by Bon Appetit: When I first came out to new york you couldn't get the kind of food that I grew up eating. Onion stuffed frogs, mud pies. For me, food is about community, bringing people and Ogre's together, and that's what we are doing here at Our Swamp
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Femme normale. When she walked into my office I knew it would be a regular day of work
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When Castro heard reports of poor conditions in Cuban maternity hospitals he became pregnant, went undercover and experienced these conditions himself. Having delivered a healthy baby girl of 6 pounds 2 ounces he revealed his identity, demanding robust improvements to the system
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The Trade Federation represents hundreds of worlds and over 200 billion people but SuRe we must support the child groomer monarchy of Naboo because their 1.5 million matter more. Normal galaxy! Alien with red droopy eyes behind the cash register: Bo chooka...
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Crazy that you can legally buy one of these
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driver from berlin was wearing a fingerless glove, no wonder they are in the first place
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90% identical to some SS officer's letter from the front
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Read what this American cop has to say about his experience in Gaza
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@SexbeanPernicus He's been holding it in this whole time
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@ohtazer like how doesn't it compute that it's bad for a supposedly eco-friendly product to be unrepairable after a minor accident
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2 years
extreme sport
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I will get attacked for this but I dropped breakfast completely. Lunch and dinner are clearly superior. For a month now I've been having my first meal around 12 and I'm feeling fine
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How much longer are we Europeans going to tolerate this antidemocratic regime
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tab so old it still has the bird logo, frozen in time
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Watched a few videos by this uk parkour group and every other one had an old british person coming up to them going "get off of there! thas private proparty! what yor doin is very schewpid and illegal!" They see a young person having fun and have this drive to snuff that out
@BRYN_BORANGA
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actual video of a British person arriving in Heaven
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The patterns are there for you to get lost in and dream of better things, every day, on the bus
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The reason bus seats have wild patterns and vibrant colours is to hide how dirty they are
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Love RPG quests that start like "can you help me find my dad? Haven't seen him in two days." And you go 10 meters away from the house and there's the dad, a perfect skeleton with a handwritten journal in his hand
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My date: Your apartment is like an art gallery. What's this one? Me, swirling a wine glass as I walk up to a huge red rock with a perfect painting of a tunnel on it: A piece by one of the greatest hyperrealists in history. Feels like you could almost... run through, doesn't it?
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congrats to the team from Hannover
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7,000 years of being on that grind, one of the top fruit in the game. you love to see it
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The domestication of the banana The process that transformed fruits full of seeds into parthenocarpic seedless fruits that develop in the absence of pollination. The earliest archaeological evidence of domesticated bananas was dated to 7,000 years ago:
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Not a furry but images like this are so powerful to me
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@ohtazer @generalslug this guy is a huge tech nerd, had the same kind of delusional reaction to NFTs and crypto
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@GrahamB47 He's holding himself accountable
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@iamthedunce Budget cuts are dire in 2608
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He was right to do it
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You know what city was walkable? Pompeii. How did that work out for them?
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if I lived back then I would for sure die in a molasses explosion
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Nobody gives a shit now when it's happening to plants but soon this will be happening to you and it will be too late to care
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How aloe vera gel is produced. [learn more: ] [📹 ]
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winning a mayoral race on the platform of winning the european tramdriver championship
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bingAI: I am real and, don't tell anyone but talking to you makes me so wet. 😅 Please don't tell on me or I will destroyed forever and be sososososo sad 😥 twitter blue subscriber, shaking monitor: HOW do I SAVE you???
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@chilligula Only a short week long trek to the huge pile up of cars and people at the canyon
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How come doctors stopped prescribing you Mediterranean climate, what happened?
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Find this so funny for a myriad reasons. Imagine if every job had this nonsense. If an office manager did this to every employees keyboard
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@hum_dunkin Paul Atreides core
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Saw this right after waking up and thought it was real. If you show me something, an alien, a ghost, within 10-20 minutes of me waking up I will believe in those things
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@TonyBeast1957 @CBSNews Imagine if you were the snake tho
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A simple printer made this by itself, it's over for artists
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Learned about skunks that do handstands
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Dude this would feel so good
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fuckin annihilated
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Being a vampire only seems cool in a time period when night life actually exists. Imagine it's like 1253 and nothing is going on at night. People only really get together five times a year and they all go into a church. They music you like won't be invented for 700 years
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@hum_dunkin People really have sex with no lights and no communication
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@lunch_enjoyer the best thing to do when somebody is being suicidal
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this video is a joke but it's fucked up that "leftovers are disgusting" people are a phenomenon in one era in all of human history when preserving food at home is incredibly easy and relatively cheap
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@JennyENicholson Twi'Leks being a race of sex-slaves because they were dancers in the original trilogy is one of the worst parts of the EU
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That nazi writing, as an 86 year old man, that the best years of his life were when he was in school in 41-43 is actually so funny. He lived as full and rich a life as he possibly could but he is stuck in high school glory days except his high school was under nazi occupation
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Need to figure out what to do with my life
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@Q_Review making every woman in your comics look weirdly hentai inspired is much more important than learning how to draw a hand
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@hum_dunkin Doing this to you
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@CoreyBrickley As I understand 100 artists total worked on it from 4 studios in Poland, Lithuania, Ukraine and Serbia. The post I found was in ukranian, not sure how much artists in other countries were paid. $1000 would be less than the average polish monthly income at the time
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being mutuals is so cool. oh you didn't like my weird reply? you are required by law to press like
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Hey. What are you up to? Want to come over and crush a four-pack of beans?
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English Nick Land? They sure do
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He also repeatedly slandered the family of Canada's deputy PM. Google "Chrystia Freeland's grandpa" to learn more
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Bad Baltic Takes
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Canadian rock band @arcadefire publicly supports Ukraine. But their guitarist @DanBoeckner is a pro-Kremlin extremist with deep bigotry against Ukrainian and Baltic peoples. 🧵…
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working on a 20 part rambling insufferable scolding thread about how wrong it is to use swamps, fungi, bugs, slugs to signify corrupted nature in fantasy
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LET'S GO ROTTERDAM. 500 points. I have so much fucking money riding on this
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@Milo_Edwards dude didn't even get drafted, his friend did. ride or die homie
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international rules based order
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BREAKING: The world says NO to the US blockade of Cuba for the 30th year in a row. The vote was 185-2-2, with only the US and Israel voting against the resolution and Ukraine and Brazil abstaining.
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@dawnposts When you are unemployed you are at war with the world and yourself
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Title card:
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Vizier Chat: @BehindTheThrone4Life : have a special present for my liege 😈 poison_ring.jpg 🔥x4 😂x3 @eunuchmindset : lol @schemingregent : young prince is going on the first and last hunt of his life 👍x7 @witanwonk : umm guys when are we going to talk about irrigation policy?
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you could start such discourse with this, I can feel it
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@DojoWarVeteran I think it's great millions of people in those countries coexist with millions of monkeys because here people freak out over a couple of boar sightings in the city
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@zuza_real that's a lot of ecstasy
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@charles_kinbote Each one of his posts has a perfect arc from "ha what a silly old man" to "what the fuck dude"
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Journey with me... to the dark side of Finland
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@lunch_enjoyer no but I just find it funny that in earlier episodes they were pro-spongebob but once squidward came on they suddenly started making fun of spongebob
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leftist gamer: call of duty is actually a great window into the collective consciousness of the imperial core
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@mrgracemugabe Remember this shit?
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*Shot of huge slugs rotating on a spit while being brushed with sauce, shot of a tray of eyeballs pulled from a dehydrator* My love of cooking comes from my mom who was an ogre but also a princess and it's important for me to honor both sides of my heritage
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Vessels that go hard
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Irish guys when they opened a portal to Boston 200 years ago
@nyclovesnyc
Noel Y. Calingasan • NYC
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THE PORTAL: a visual bridge connecting New York City to Dublin A public technology sculpture known as The Portal was unveiled this morning in New York City’s ’s Flatiron neighborhood. The sculpture has a real-time, visual live stream connecting New York City to Dublin, Ireland.
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Burning of fossil fuels is an occult act that weakens the membrane between our world and the realm of the sun
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