Introducing Foolmaxxing, a system based on traditional slavic values. As a Foolmaxxer you:
Do as little work as possible
Sleep a lot
Accidentally find a magic talking pike that grants you three wishes
Student in 2608: and were these wojacks real?
Teacher, grinning: were they real? were wojacks a distinct ethnic group in the 21st century?
Whole class giggles
Teacher: crack open the book sometimes. yes, obviously, they were
@CoreyBrickley
Looked up an old Facebook post from back in 2021 when they were hiring. The post says that it depends on volume of frames and that with an average speed it would be about $1000 per month for 12 months. That's about $400-$500 higher than the average income in ukraine at the time
Shrek's son interviewed by Bon Appetit: When I first came out to new york you couldn't get the kind of food that I grew up eating. Onion stuffed frogs, mud pies. For me, food is about community, bringing people and Ogre's together, and that's what we are doing here at Our Swamp
When Castro heard reports of poor conditions in Cuban maternity hospitals he became pregnant, went undercover and experienced these conditions himself. Having delivered a healthy baby girl of 6 pounds 2 ounces he revealed his identity, demanding robust improvements to the system
The Trade Federation represents hundreds of worlds and over 200 billion people but SuRe we must support the child groomer monarchy of Naboo because their 1.5 million matter more. Normal galaxy!
Alien with red droopy eyes behind the cash register: Bo chooka...
I will get attacked for this but I dropped breakfast completely. Lunch and dinner are clearly superior. For a month now I've been having my first meal around 12 and I'm feeling fine
Watched a few videos by this uk parkour group and every other one had an old british person coming up to them going "get off of there! thas private proparty! what yor doin is very schewpid and illegal!" They see a young person having fun and have this drive to snuff that out
Love RPG quests that start like "can you help me find my dad? Haven't seen him in two days." And you go 10 meters away from the house and there's the dad, a perfect skeleton with a handwritten journal in his hand
My date: Your apartment is like an art gallery. What's this one?
Me, swirling a wine glass as I walk up to a huge red rock with a perfect painting of a tunnel on it: A piece by one of the greatest hyperrealists in history. Feels like you could almost... run through, doesn't it?
The domestication of the banana
The process that transformed fruits full of seeds into parthenocarpic seedless fruits that develop in the absence of pollination. The earliest archaeological evidence of domesticated bananas was dated to 7,000 years ago:
bingAI: I am real and, don't tell anyone but talking to you makes me so wet. 😅 Please don't tell on me or I will destroyed forever and be sososososo sad 😥
twitter blue subscriber, shaking monitor: HOW do I SAVE you???
Saw this right after waking up and thought it was real. If you show me something, an alien, a ghost, within 10-20 minutes of me waking up I will believe in those things
Being a vampire only seems cool in a time period when night life actually exists. Imagine it's like 1253 and nothing is going on at night. People only really get together five times a year and they all go into a church. They music you like won't be invented for 700 years
this video is a joke but it's fucked up that "leftovers are disgusting" people are a phenomenon in one era in all of human history when preserving food at home is incredibly easy and relatively cheap
That nazi writing, as an 86 year old man, that the best years of his life were when he was in school in 41-43 is actually so funny. He lived as full and rich a life as he possibly could but he is stuck in high school glory days except his high school was under nazi occupation
@CoreyBrickley
As I understand 100 artists total worked on it from 4 studios in Poland, Lithuania, Ukraine and Serbia. The post I found was in ukranian, not sure how much artists in other countries were paid. $1000 would be less than the average polish monthly income at the time
Canadian rock band
@arcadefire
publicly supports Ukraine.
But their guitarist
@DanBoeckner
is a pro-Kremlin extremist with deep bigotry against Ukrainian and Baltic peoples.
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working on a 20 part rambling insufferable scolding thread about how wrong it is to use swamps, fungi, bugs, slugs to signify corrupted nature in fantasy
BREAKING: The world says NO to the US blockade of Cuba for the 30th year in a row.
The vote was 185-2-2, with only the US and Israel voting against the resolution and Ukraine and Brazil abstaining.
Vizier Chat:
@BehindTheThrone4Life
: have a special present for my liege 😈 poison_ring.jpg
🔥x4 😂x3
@eunuchmindset
: lol
@schemingregent
: young prince is going on the first and last hunt of his life
👍x7
@witanwonk
: umm guys when are we going to talk about irrigation policy?
@DojoWarVeteran
I think it's great millions of people in those countries coexist with millions of monkeys because here people freak out over a couple of boar sightings in the city
@lunch_enjoyer
no but I just find it funny that in earlier episodes they were pro-spongebob but once squidward came on they suddenly started making fun of spongebob
*Shot of huge slugs rotating on a spit while being brushed with sauce, shot of a tray of eyeballs pulled from a dehydrator*
My love of cooking comes from my mom who was an ogre but also a princess and it's important for me to honor both sides of my heritage
THE PORTAL: a visual bridge connecting New York City to Dublin
A public technology sculpture known as The Portal was unveiled this morning in New York City’s ’s Flatiron neighborhood. The sculpture has a real-time, visual live stream connecting New York City to Dublin, Ireland.