@Thermos do you do a left handed folding spoon? I got this lovely flask for my birthday but it’s not really useable :(

@theweekjunior 👋🏽 we got our first magazine today and my son wanted to let you know that the Afghanistan flag shown on page 7 is the old one from 1999! 🇦🇫

Please @forestbike_uk can you move your bikes. They are blocking our visitors parking space. I’m a cyclist but the rental bikes are left around so inconsiderately. London E3.

RT @Dewbs35: So we’re all agreed Alison Pearson and the @Telegraph are massive cunts yes!?

@emilykmay @jahnanair I don’t have a car and I still felt it to my core.

Me: look at my beautiful children I could lick their gorgeous faces. School photographer: please buy photos of these grimacing aliens. 2 x 6x4 and 21 wallet sized for £399.99 and your left kidney. Me: 👀 #schoolphotos

RT @eastlondonlines: ♻️🎉Aneeta Patel @KnittingSOS from WasteEnders is cutting down plastic waste at children’s birthday parties. She shar…

@RichyCraven I’ve bookmarked this for when you have kids. I will remind you.

@thedigitalyenta Of course it’s personal for everyone but mine is microwave jacket spuds with butter and cheese. Preferably overcooked.

Honey DON’T BUY NEW TRAINERS 11 DAYS BEFORE @LondonMarathon @bbceastenders

@ShaNaNa @clhubes We notice the kids who don’t have this at home have ‘interesting’ table manners. It helps my resolve when it’s a tough dinner!

@RichterWriter @clhubes In my research everyone who talks about a ‘happy childhood’ says part of this is family meals around the table.

@clhubes We do this and I promise it improves! Now my boys are 7&9 and WE CAN TAKE THEM TO RESTAURANTS for dinner and they aren’t annoying! It’s a game changer and I think it’s because we put in the graft at home. Stay strong.

@woolverine77 We’re here for you. #knittingtwitter

@DaniellePezza @Mick_Goulish Twitter is still sometimes wonderful!

Feeling poorly so decided to give myself the night off from cooking. How much do you think the @IcelandFoods Takeaway pizzas are? Hint: they aren’t ‘any 2 for £5’. I’m exhausted enough without this hassle.

@Sathnam I’ve been ill in bed for a week but when I saw the first magnolia last week I actually cried. On the 277 bus from Dalston Junction.

Today is my first @PLR_UK day. It should have been my 16th but I wasn’t told/advised to register by either of my publishers. That’s thousands of £ lost. To say I’m disappointed is an understatement. Authors: REGISTER WITH PLR! @BloomsburyFashn @BloomsburyBooks #acblack

@CatherineMcNiel When the man comes around by Jonny Cash. When I was ill during chemo.

@DropboxSupport Hello, I'm trying to remove an email address that has access to 100s of files in my dropbox. Is there any way I can remove them all together as one at a time will take days! Thank you.