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Skeptic, PGP-5, conservationist, genomic tourist, Darwinian, highly replicated. Opinions my own and are all bad. 49% Frank Gallagher

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Kirk Maxey, Science Guy
1 year
A crisp purple and white we call Kay’s Guy for some reason lost in a prior divorce
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3 years
@bennyjohnson 1st card: "Here's the thing..." 2nd card: "Let me be clear..." 3rd card, "The deal is this..." "I'm going to get into trouble for this now..."
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10 months
@datepsych Is there a special name for that sort of data plot, call a vagina-gram?
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3 months
@SolNataMD You mean, he should have said, "Happy to host Da Bitch on X anytime!!!
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6 months
Baby #2 for the season born under the geomagnetic storm on Mother's day. That should give rise to an explosion of fun names! Send in replies! Our line names are Ghost, Dancer, Rebel, Bobcat, Midnight and Star.
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@theiaincameron The most telling point is how level the backcut is and how both the notch undercut and backcut are in the same plane. Amateurs can't keep the saw level, and they make slanted cuts with the tip of the saw pointed towards the ground. This was a pro.
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1 year
@NBCNews A police report is appropriate. Child endangerment. You are picking the worst possible books - learn, apologize, and do better.
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1 year
@Yascha_Mounk Gaza had a cease fire. Hamas just decided it would be cool to break it. In time, they will have a cease fire again. Maybe this time they will learn to value that.
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4 years
@J_thanson Son, in between then and now, you are going to be really, really tired.
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1 year
@kelmardino @KCDavisSays Yeah, mine too. More exactly, "Always remember that the next person to see your underwear might be the head OR nurse."
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6 months
@GadSaad "Collective Sappuku without any honor or dignity." That is the most eloquent, precise description of Western Woke/communism. The time has come. Discard just a small bit of your tolerance, and punish severely anyone who is attacking your society. 911 wasn't enough to notice?! 🤡
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@HarrisFanaroff 18 mo is just way to soon. You had a 1wk to 10mo window when they just sleep in their car seat. Now is the forbidden zone. 12-36mo kids are terrorists. They will throw drinks at people. Don’t bring them back to a restaurant until they understand social shame.
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1 year
@MicrobialFuture It's my own brand - Maxeylash. You can get some at . We have a lash serum and one also for brows.
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3 years
@JackPosobiec @shaunking This place is getting better by the second!
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7 years
@PETAUK We're the only species that hates itself and creates organizations like PETA to perpetuate that hatred.
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3 years
@realchrisrufo @alan_poirier @JackPosobiec It's a very bad weekend for guys with fake African names. Maybe he should start a new persona called Henry Rogers. That Kendi guy has dug a hole so deep he's going to need mining equipment to get back out of it.
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@MatthewWielicki Mathematics is the kill shot for almost every aspect of climate hysteria. Once you calculate the absurdity of what they are doing - there isn't any ground for them to stand on.
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@reviewwales Kids these days. They don't lack for self confidence...it's just every single other thing that they are lacking.
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@FossilLocator I think if I was a slip&fall lawyer....I'd take this one!!
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@CHSommers @PublishersWkly Coming soon: "In defense of Opiate Overdose" a calming and permanent solution to the intractable problems of life, with a positive impact on the carbon balance.
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@sunrisemvmt @noodlemaz Too bad - it's actually the Zero Forest Management fog. Those are trees burning, not petroleum, and if you had managed your forest products better, you'd have had some economic production to show for all that lumber instead of letting it go up in smoke.
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5 years
@EmiMarFly @QuibellPaul Some black iris...
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4 years
@Cmonman83688304 @nytimes It's not even red meat - it's a pointless gesture. There's plenty of oil down in the Permian in Texas, and it's shut off because at $40/barrel, it does not pay to produce it. Alaska oil won't be viable unless oil goes back over $100.
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1 year
@AmiriKing @aukletqd More likely a lack of generational smarts.
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2 months
@JeromeAdamsMD This is what happens when the government lies about a particular vaccine. It raises suspicions about all vaccines. See what you did?
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4 years
@SimoneKolysh There is nothing fascist about this - it's just the 1964 Civil Rights Act.
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1 year
@LadyDoctorSays @srslymagenta There is one notable thing. Although they were raking in $250,000 per passenger, the company expects US taxpayers to pay every cent of the search and rescue mounted to find their crushed clients. Let's not do that.
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@MattWalshBlog Are there really no Democrats who will join with the Republicans to save a monument to Reconciliation? This is not a Confederate Memorial - it is a United States Confirmation.
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@XVanFleet @ashishkjha He’s the definition of “ Trust me - I’m a doctor.”
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@LTF_01 I think since COVID, all Doctors are on the defensive. They know they are not worshiped any more.
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1 year
@ohitswaters @AmeriKraut Biden's bill doesn't repair bridges and highways. It like...installs EV chargers in cornfields in Nebraska.
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Kirk Maxey, Science Guy
4 years
@AbigailShrier When customers studiously avoid buying stuff with those tags because of learned experience - that's what's going to take us back.
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11 months
@PeterWSinclair No, the global tilt towards fascism is caused by authoritarian climate hysterics, like the recently repudiated Dutch government.
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4 years
@AliceDreger But significant COVID mortality doesn't start until around age 60. Reproduction is done by then. The young adult suicides are where Darwin is really having his day.
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4 years
@DrIbram @AlexBerenson How does a guy who talks like he's a long time resident of the Portland Autonomous Zone get any kind of job at a University?
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@PeterSweden7 Yes, but I did what I thought was best at the time. It was the physical experience of shot #2 that convinced me this wasn't a normal vaccine. It does make me proud that I never required vaccination as a condition for any of my staff to keep their jobs.
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1 year
@SeanMalarkey @BlissTabitha @JeaneanThomas Lady, you and your daughter just experienced real skateboarder culture. My son has done this hundreds of times. He left his whole board and trucks with a little boy at a park in Spain, saying, "I'll get a new one in America. You keep it. Keep thrashin' little man!"
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1 year
@deadsandsushi With all due respect, from your profile photo that's not going to be an option.
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Kirk Maxey, Science Guy
4 years
@realJ_Mitchell Only 2+2=5 causes tension, because it's incorrect and it's woke nonsense. 2+2=4 brings order, sense and relief. You sir, cannot teach math to anyone.
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@dscc Yes, he's the greatest. Our court system is barely holding the anti-American communists at bay, and thanks to him for doing his part.
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Kirk Maxey, Science Guy
3 years
@LucasLarrazolo @no1_real_man The situation is 67,000 cases/day. All the masking/lockdown orders of the pandemic's first 3 months were issued at <30,000 cases/day. How is this vastly improved?
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Kirk Maxey, Science Guy
2 years
@sciam We think this may be a good time to change your name to Pseudoscientific American.
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5 months
@wil_da_beast630 Of all the people who had it coming, he had it coming.
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4 years
@luisbaram @DonnaWR8 I'm confused - America is trying to stimulate the whole world at the expense of its own citizenry?
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10 months
@primalpoly 90 days in the actual jail - no bail.
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Kirk Maxey, Science Guy
2 years
@Babygravy9 @pegobry So when you sober up, just remember you're a guy. How many people got their lives straightened out when a wiser person told them, "Hey - quit trying to be something you're not."
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10 months
@mwellshalophile I think the fact that 3 senior women in academia, all University presidents, did intellectual face plants in front of congress refutes this "viewpoint superiority" idea. It also adds some credibility to the idea that women (who compete covertly, via gossip and character
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1 year
@SteveSchmidtSES Promise??!!
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3 months
@carolmswain The money laundering is clearly illegal. No one believes that hundreds of thousands of small donors gave her $100 million in a couple of days. This is the Dem machine in plain sight, trampling all over the election process.
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1 year
@_bilaire @KinoVanZaui My ancestors changed our family name because there were too many fucking Danes named Rasmussen around Brush, CO and they could never get their mail. They picked Steinback - sounds cool and sorta Jewish to me.
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@MozPerkins @Always_Boots And the Mother of them All: Tough guys who set off huge explosions never look at them and always walk away from them like they aren't there.
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4 years
@TheCheekyGinger @ChrisMurphyCT If you honestly think people are trying to kill you, I suggest that you have yourself admitted to a good psych unit. AOC can help you find one.
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6 months
@JillBelch Yeah, roads have habitually been built alongside rivers, and have washed out in floods as long as there has been rain. Heavy rainfall causes floods. Is this too complicated for you?
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3 years
@ConceptualJames @ItsGoneAwry We're one election away from socialist dictator-type election irregularities. The trust in the system has been destroyed, and now government actively thwarts real reform in the name of "voting rights."
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4 years
@ConceptualJames Never before in my life have such openly racist bigots been given such leniency to profess hatred of other races. Never. And I was here since 1955.
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Kirk Maxey, Science Guy
2 years
@laralogan Unemployment isn't really 3.5% - it's just that a few million people are in this massive DEI department welfare program for humanities majors. They do nothing, contribute nothing - they're actually sand in the bearings of the economy.
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1 year
@iamyesyouareno @JayMan471 Racism, for all its many forms, is all the same. This is just racism. Insert black, Asian, Yorubu, Navajo - anything you want. Racism is the same thing whenever it pours out of anyone's mouth.
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3 months
@mickmami In my single days I worked on my relationships with dogs and horses, because they seemed to appreciate my value to them more than women did. I built fence and retrieved sticks, and they kept me company and sometimes helped.
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10 months
@CallMeK1123 No, real dudes will say, "JFC - Get an 8lb sledge hammer and a couple wedges. It would have taken half the time."
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1 year
@KCDavisSays "Never look a gift horse in the mouth." It makes no sense unless you know something about horse dentition - and good manners.
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@JeremyShawMD @wesyang Psychiatry, of all the supposed sciences, isn't remotely capable of resisting this cult-like "liberation" of socially contagious gender dysphoric adolescents. As with lobotomy, recovered memory and de-institutionalization, they lead the assault that tramples the vulnerable.
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@ProfSteveKeen Yes - but the looming economic disaster has nothing to do with sea level or temperature. It's the psychotic response of governments to the new secular religion of Climatism, with it's many extremely disruptive and damaging political instabilities.
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7 years
@tombellin @LPDonovan @jonathanchait Would you rest easier knowing that's a dobro, not a banjo?
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4 years
@Josephreadingtw @swayingtrees @back_ttys Or going around in blackface, like Trudeau, the PM of Canada did. He faced no repercussions at all, other than being revealed for the hypocrite he is.
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4 years
@MichaelBerrySho How about a 10-yard penalty if your team is more than 50% anything, and you must have at least 3 hispanics and 2 asians on the field for each play. We'd need one extra ref to add up the ethnic fairness, and players wear a pedigree circle on their jersey. ie, Mahomes is .5W/.5B
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6 months
@DineshDSouza Google is the US version of the CCP Truth Ministry.
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3 years
@MrsT106 FUBAR:( Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition )
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4 years
@AriSchulman @ejwillingham It's a lot like Katrina - Not a trace of FEMA when everyone knows they should be there, and that dark confirmation that the US is a 3rd world country that cannot manage its own disasters.
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7 years
@DrJenGunter This is such batshit - pregnancy carries a much higher risk of death than proper contraception. Everybody knows that #GEICO
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6 years
@robbysoave @primalpoly The astonishing fact that providing due process amounts to "...a major shift in policy." What the hell was Obama up to?
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5 months
@HeatherR411 You are aware that the bloodbath he was referring to was the rate of automobile imports from China through Mexico? You have been lied to in the most fundamental psyop style - by quoting words out of context.
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2 years
@cliftonaduncan Same with the 60s/70s. You just bolted out the door and ran feral with 3-5 other kids your age. Did whatever you wanted - sometimes got in trouble but generally that just meant dirty/wet/slightly injured. Played a ton of pickup sports.
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@deadsandsushi I man would be perfectly happy with this arrangement as long as you also get pregnant every 2-3 years and provide him with children. Otherwise, there is no reason on earth to invest that much money-per-act of intercourse. There are professionals for that.
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3 years
@dbglisson @KymFarner Have you noticed in the US it went 3% - 73% - no, 32% - now maybe 53%? They actually do not have any real idea.
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5 years
@AlnThinks @EcoSenseNow @Seandk18 This is nonsense. There is no "climate equilibrium" We're at the end of an interglacial. It was warmer earlier in this one than it is now. We are in the process of descending into a new ice age. There is no fucking equilibrium.
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@antonioguterres It's really Orwellian when the Secretary General of the UN runs a Climate Cult troll account.
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3 months
@DaisyNyna Don't eat food. Seriously - skip that for 3 days. You'll lose weight.
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7 months
@ChrisMartzWX Anyone who has completed an advanced degree in the sciences is qualified to examine, consider, and evaluate data. Not all of them do so.
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2 years
@aaronsibarium @InezFeltscher Now is the time for the Heterodox Academy to introduce their own college rankings. It will actually weight merit and free discourse, not Wokish PC. Student would value that immensely.
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3 years
@TheBrometheus Have you ever seen how a husband washes a toilet? Loads a dishwasher? I rest my case.
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2 years
@ECOWARRIORSS You're showing the descending phase, and the flat, stable bottom phase of an 80 year sinusoidal oscillation. Do you think we can't see there has been no change in extent since 2007? You wanna place any bets on September 2023?
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@ChrisMartzWX The national weather service issued a forecast today, in which they predicted an increase in hurricanes due to global warming. They neglected to mention that the ENSO switch from El Nino to La Nina FAVORS hurricane development; but why let science interrupt your climate hysteria.
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2 years
@ClaireFosterPHD You're aware that the lethal dose of marijuana is 5Kg, but it must be dropped from at least 5 stories to kill you?
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4 months
@Laurie_Garrett I just had the current COVID variant about 6 weeks ago. It was worse than Omicron. The after-effects (after the antibody response kicks in) are very draining. Masking - by the way - doesn't do anything.
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@collapse2050 I'd call that a good start. Think of the crop yields we'll have at 800. 😁
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@OwenMacdonald8 Sounds good - let's just sever out ties with reality completely and acknowledge there are no harmful drugs, no gravity unless we want there to be - let's make life one continuous LSD trip!
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3 months
@ByBellaArtist I'd buy you breakfast, with free coffee refills.
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6 years
@DrJenGunter Jennifer, please follow up with the police on this one. Any person who composes a message like this is a serious threat. Don't we all wish we could have acted on a message like that before Columbine happened?
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5 months
@JohnLeFevre Want to know the bigger disconnect? I have a close relative (male) who is mid 30s and is in that 0.01%. And his girl friend dumped him because they had fights about her insistence that she would never have kids with him.
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2 years
@thehill You mean I can get rid of Fauci and Biden with a single vote? Don't tempt me...
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Kirk Maxey, Science Guy
3 years
@NCamp2020 @eileeniorio You just said the quiet part too loud - Delta variant is a direct result of slavish devotion to Spike-only vaccines. A mix of adenovirus-vectored antigens and MAb cocktails would have been much better policy.
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10 months
@AuronMacintyre No, I do gain something. Unknown to me, neighbors see me returning the cart. I am known to be civilized. Women who were vaguely thinking of flirting with me add points to my side of their inscrutable calculus.
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5 months
@Caroline_Bartma The RBCs. They have an inherited porphyrin metabolic disorder - they are after the heme rings.
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2 months
@ByBellaArtist 👍👍👍👍 I love having you in my TL!!🥰🥰
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4 months
@deaflibertarian What I see locally is that property taxes are used to bloat the size of local government. They build their own McMansion county offices - put in mahogany everywhere. Hire useless and unnecessary consultants.
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