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A fan of the beautiful game. | DM for enquiries.
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Joined March 2016
Garnacho, Werner, Diaz, Martinelli, Mudryk, Doku. Every top 6 club got at least one 😭.
Speed merchant with no brain is my worst genre of winger.
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He is fasting on the biggest day in his footballing career and some of y’all can’t fast cos of exams lmao 😂
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Salah and Saka have to work twice as hard to get the praise and recognition Palmer and Foden gets 😂.
"I don't think there's been a player in the Premier League that's performed better than him" . @Carra23 on Cole Palmer 💫
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If the club can’t convince him to stay then the Scouse gangsters better get to work and make him think twice like they did to Gerrard in 04. He has to stay.
Never seen a pass like it
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Quansah tryna join the call
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Cherki and ESR on the same team… . Good luck to the canteen staff.
🚨🇫🇷 Fulham have submitted a £12m bid to sign Rayan Cherki (21) from Lyon! ⚫️⚪️. They are close to completing deals also for Joachim Andersen and Sander Berge but in market for an attacker too, reports @peterrutzler/@TheAthleticFC.
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Arne Slot arguably the only manager that managed to minimise Chelsea’s attacking threat *whilst* maximising his team’s attacking threat 👍🏾.
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Life under Tuchel, it ain’t easy
Harry Kane's 18 touches today were the fewest he's had in a league start since October 2018 against West Ham.
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Everyone's at taraweeh, we didn't do it
Reports a van has hit pedestrians on London Bridge in central London, with armed police understood to be at scene
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They called you a mad man Gary. We will get you some justice 🫡.
Gary O'Neil on whether referees favour @ManCity after their controversial winner against @Wolves:. "Is there something in the subconscious around decision making or without even knowing it, are you more likely to give it to Manchester City than Wolves?🧐
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Daily Mail finally catching Sterling after months of good behaviour:
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They’ve turned him into a scapegoat… People will look back at his career & realise United failed him in every possible way. He’s a prime example of a systemic failure.
Exclusive: Manchester United open to Marcus Rashford sale amid concerns over lifestyle. ✍️ @LukeEdwardsTele . #TelegraphFootball
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Gary Neville when Daniel James scores vs Gary Neville when Pogba scores
What a goal!! @Daniel_James_97 ❤️.
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I don’t think United fans truly know what kind of talent they have on their team 🤣.
Amad Diallo vs Liverpool.
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Walk of shame like Cersei 😭😭😭.
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Luis Diaz keeps belting the ball over from the edge of the area during the warm-ups. Let's hope he's getting that out of his system now.
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The people of Gaza who have displayed the essence of Tawheed in the last 2.5 months would reject your Shirkmas post 👍🏾.
Christmas is a time when families get together and celebrate. With the brutal war going on in the Middle East, especially the death and destruction in Gaza, this year we get to Christmas with very heavy hearts and we share the pain of those families who are grieving the loss of
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🛫🛬 5,969 miles. I’ve made some batshit decisions for Arsenal in the past; missed birthdays, my parents’ 40th wedding anniversary, weddings and cancelled a family holiday to Mauritius. This time I’ve left my wife and kids early in Thailand to get to the game. What a club. 💀😭❤️
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I become a steward so I could watch him play, didn’t care about the money at all 🤣. Watching him play live was so special.
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Bernardo looks like an IDF soldier but I can’t explain why.
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Nasty work from Neville to platform Webb like this, all it does is give Webb and his goons some good PR. Only country itw that would do something as stupid as this.
🚨 Stick to Football: Howard Webb 🚨. ⚖️ Modern Refereeing, VAR & Law Changes.🤝 Adapting to PGMOL Role.👀 Controversial Calls Explained.🏆 2010 World Cup Final . Available on YouTube and all major podcast platforms!
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Someone I was speaking to earlier told me their mortgage went from £900 to £2500 😭.
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These are the Somali sisters we should be proud of and praise, not the ones on cover magazines. May Allah SWT preserve them!.
These two young Somali sisters won 1st and 2nd place in a Qur'an competition held in Turkey. May Allah bless their parents and their teachers and make them the cool of their parent's eyes. MashAllah tabarakallah!
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TL’s fav Luis Diaz… No PL goal since September. He can’t hide behind the average performances now that the goals have dried up. Ineffective on the left, has to play centrally now as well. Not defending Nunez here but Diaz gets away with quite a lot.
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Algeria can keep that win… Champions of Qur’an competitions, we know what we are 👍🏾
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Son of Hustle_Hard_304.
🚨🇪🇸 GOAL | Barcelona 1-0 Athletic Club | Lamine Yamal. WHAT A FANTASTIC GOAL FROM LAMINE YAMAL !!!!!!!!!!!!.
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This one is my fav, can’t believe he butchered Salisu‘s name like that… Tego following it up with “we were talking about him the other day” is hilarious 😭
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He’s smart. Wenger overstayed and got forced out by Robbie, Troopz and DT.
Klopp retiring just before we all realise he’s washed.
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This is what happens when you employ Somalians to be your security.
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I wonder if some ppl look back at their 2020 actions and cringe a lil.
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They go from “we created you in pairs” to “my heart is at ease knowing that what was meant for me will never miss me” 😭😭😭.
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Same. One time I wanted to get tea and adeer sent me to the shops to grab milk cos they ran out of milk loooooooool 😭.
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@muxsin2003 The scousers got a plan for me bro, if it worked on Gerrard it can deffo work on him 🤣.
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Data signings got them Brennan Johnson and Werner. The eyes never lie.
🚨🎙️ Former #thfc scout David Pleat:. "Daniel Levy called me in and said, 'You know it's all data driven now, we don't need eyes and ears'. What a nonsense." | @TeleFootball
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Sherwood is a serial offender when it comes to racial stereotyping
Tim Sherwood is a disgrace. He said Jackson “at times he looks like someone playing in soccer aid who is not a footballer. Look at this chance here, that looks like someone who is a rapper or actor or something who is trying to play football.”. Wtf?. - Meeds.
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@Luchoresi We legit beat them at their own game, they didn’t have a sniff outside of a great individual brilliance from Caicedo that led to the goal.
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Aside from being a fan of his footballing ability, I like how seriously he takes the religion. Good dawah. 👍🏾.
Amad Diallo: "I do it for God". After confirming he was fasting for the holy month of #Ramadan for Manchester United against Liverpool. He scored the winner on an empty stomach, hungry for success! ❤️. #MUNLIV #FAcup #ManUtd
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Won’t stop raving about him, this is one of the best young talents in world football. Foden. Saka. Palmer. Olise. He sits at that table.
Amad Diallo vs Newcastle.
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Remembrance Day in school was one hell of a day. Muslims talking during 1 min silence and all the English are crying 😭.
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Football is clearly not our forte. We need to stick to Qur'an competitions and studying the deen, the things that are actually beneficial.
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Carragher making the situation bigger than it is, players using the media to get a new contract is very normal.
"I am very disappointed with Mo Salah" 😯. @Carra23 was not impressed with Mohamed Salah's interview after Liverpool's trip to Southampton.
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The reactions to Inter playing through City’s press compared to Brentford is night and day . Thomas Frank won’t get the credit he truly deserves but he’s one of the best in the game.
Inzaghi’s Inter baiting the press at the Etihad.
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Before accusing him of shirk, it’s possible he sought a Raaqi to treat him with ruqyah.
🚨 Paul Pogba has confirmed to police investigators that he did in fact pay a witch doctor to cast a spell, but to protect himself from injury and not to cast a curse on Kylian Mbappé. (Source: @CNEWS).
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JUST IN: Macron says that France is being 'overwhelmed' by the second wave of coronavirus infections.
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They called Dinho a mad man.
I woke up and thought it was a nightmare, but no, Brazil legitimately brought on Lucas Moura in the year 2024 when the team needed a goal. 🤣🤣🤣
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In my 17 years of journalism and reporting, I’ve never seen such pathetic piece of broadcasting. Where was this when Kane missed against France? Where was this when Messi missed against Chile? . The constant hate and narratives towards needs to stop, I expect an apology
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Newcastle should go all out on him if they finish in the top 4. A front 3 of Gordon - Isak - Mbeumo in the Champions League would be incredible.
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Players using their spouses social media to say what’s on their mind is a classic one 🤣.
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My 11 year old sister is on her way completing 40 Hadith of Imam Nawawi (learning & memorising 1 Hadith a day). My experiment during the lockdown is paying off Alhamdulilah. I’m a very proud older brother. 😌.
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I’m afraid you’ll have to firm that big man 😁
⚪️🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois: “I’m sad for this new injury but it’s just a small setback. I will be back stronger than ever”. “I feel your support”, he added after the meniscus injury.
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I can’t believe I used to run agendas on this Hall of Famer 🤣
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Wissa, Mbeumo.Semenyo, Ouattara.Adingra, Minteh.Saka.Amad.Kudus.Ndiaye.Sarr.Sulemana.Fatawu. Employ African attackers if you want to build a good attack. 👍🏾.
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Storm Darragh
[🚨] BREAKING: The last Merseyside derby to be played at Goodison Park has been pencilled in for Tuesday 11 February. [@MirrorFootball]
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icl I didn’t see a foul for that disallowed goal. We caught life 🤣.
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1. Don’t be that guy who’s seeking knowledge but has no skills/career and lacks financial stability. 2. Invest in yourself and learn a skill, enrol to a course or a degree so you can get a career that’ll provide financial stability, whilst seeking knowledge.
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