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@tonykitchenz
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pilots lowkey have aura when they walk past you in the airport.
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no way they’re playing him up front.
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Wtf is he becoming a journalist?.
🚨🇦🇪 The agreement between Al Jazira and Real Betis for Nabil Fekir is worth €7m package add-ons included. Deal imminent.
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bro turned into thomas partey.
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The way Arsenal fans go on about being in the title race kills me when they’re literally equal to Chelsea who aren’t even putting themselves in those conversations.
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He’s ukrainian pal.
Mudryk looks polished these days lol.
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he needs to be boo’d at every english ground.
🥇| Manor Solomon is set to return to #Tottenham training in the coming days and if he makes it through the coming week without any further setbacks, the winger could be available as an option for the bench against Palace if Postecoglou feels he's ready. [@AlasdairGold]
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He’s meeting Andrew Tate? wtf.
The Prime minister to hold emergency COBRA meeting tonight.
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Get a grip mate.
The date went well!! Was very nervous and probably shouldn’t have posted about it on socials haha but blown away by the support, thank you!. Would never had thought even a few months ago I’d have the confidence never mind the right mental health to go on a date. We keep battling,
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trents done that in a season 😭😭.
Reece James has only won 49 prem games in his career 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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forget piers morgan, he’s gonna go on gasworks.
🚨 Erik Ten Hag has banished Jadon Sancho from all first-team facilities at Manchester United - including the dining room. ❌. The manager has issued an ultimatum if he wants to return. 😠 . He is unhappy with that decision, but is still refusing to apologise. (Source:
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it aint over till she sings 😂.
Should’ve got Jorja Smith to sing the national anthem.
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they don’t run the world though.
🚨🇮🇱 BREAKING: TWITCH just BANNED terms such as "Zionist" & "Zionism" from being used in a harmful or demeaning way. The decision was made under pressure from the ADL.
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thought this was a girl recording for a sec ffs men have fallen off.
This guy thought he could assault me and get away with it. Wrong.
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oi this camera angle is nuts 😭😭.
“Tristan, When we walk out, Try and look innocent, fearless and not like a deer in the headlights”.Tristan-.
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besides mbappe, are rice and bellingham the only £100m players that have hit the ground running and actually played like £100m players?.
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because they control the media.
Vicario is 27??? Why are spurs fans cosplaying him as some young up and comer? He’s doodoo.
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why did you post a selfie with this tweet? 😭.
Forget the financial logistics, would you trade Broja, Mudryk & Gallagher for Toney & Cherki?
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no dawg.
Here’s an important Chest X-Ray of a man in his 20’s who presented to the ER with cough for 1 month . What’s the diagnosis?
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Let them celebrate. We’ll deal with them at The Emirates.
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Magic Johnson.
Who would you want to see me collab with the most?🤔.
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ngl i’ll kill myself if arsenal win league, i’m just deeping how unbearable they’ll be and the takes we’ll see, look at how they’re acting from 3rd place.
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@Ic3Evaa No way lol, Garnacho catches it midair on the volley from a whipped in ball, Kudus is able to set himself up.
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what’s the most iconic interaction on this app?.
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he’ll never be him
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY JAMES MASLOW FROM BIG TIME RUSH IS IN ISRAEL WITH A FUCKING PRESS VEST ON
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VDV after every game
Van Der Ven might be too explosive for his body una, everytime he sprints you can tell it takes a toll on him physically.
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@AbzBusquets this is a poor comparison and a shallow way to view football, a team that’s had world class players throughout the years vs a club that had 1 elite season in the prem.
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how she felt posting this
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nah this vid is hilarious.
British pensioner sees the future that her grandchildren have to look forward to in London. London is only 36% indigenous white British and this percentage is declining rapidly.
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@AFC_SeanPart37 @SkippyJay97 obviously not you donut since villa are only 4 points behind, if you didn’t know, 9 is a bigger number than 4.
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they shoulda just unblurred my face.
we used to go to war now we doing post conference after hitting 💔
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that’s manpreet singh.
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Can’t believe the amount of disgusting and vile abuse I’m getting from this innocent tweet of mine. I’ll be taking a break from social media to focus on myself and my mental health. #MensMentalHealthMatters.
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Darvin Ham an Air Dicker
"We want all the smoke and we ain't ducking no fades" -Darvin Ham after the Lakers win against the Pelicans . Oh boy here we go
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@CityzenMoon you don’t have to side with your nation if they’re doing something bad, if you blindly support everything your country does you’re basically a sheep.
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I’m deeping it, this is literally the most nightmare scenario ever. Your whole family including yourself getting beaten up on video by your school bullies. Even the sickest person couldn’t write this 😭.
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@AbzBusquets yeah but you’re essentially comparing mahrez, vardy and kante with salah, gerrard etc here.
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the west would be going ape shit if something like this happened in china hahahahhah.
EXCL: The BBC has edited out multiple calls for a ceasefire in Gaza from the Scottish Bafta Awards ceremony. Winners and presenters used their speeches to voice solidarity with Palestinians during the event in Glasgow on Sunday and noticed edits on the BBC iPlayer's coverage
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Israeli’s are genuinely the worst people to have ever existed.
❌ The “Palestinian Olympic team” is from “Palestine” right? Wrong . #OlympicGames . Let’s look close and see what this fake team is made of. Why the majority does not even live in “Palestine” ? How did they even qualify?. Charade off. Brace for shocking discoveries. 🧵
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They owe me so much money.
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india had their best team of all time, won every game, had the pitches rigged and still couldn’t win the world cup 😭😭 proper embarrassing.
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what’s the difference between this and IDF propaganda?.
'Impossible is Nothing!'. 📸 pitch.side.✍️ edit by Thái Nguyễn
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This app is genuinely so depressing now lol, I hope this cunt loses ownership of it real soon or it’s just gonna become a full blown app that just caters only to the far right and zionists (if it already doesn’t).
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Druski taking a powerbomb
Just realized Druski is gonna take a power bomb through the table next wrestlemania
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crazy bar.
They’ll call you an antisemite, but never a liar.
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imagine someone telling you 5 years ago that logan paul would be calling out rey mysterio for the US title after a boxing match.
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@TegoSigel Is it true you spent £100k on ubereats this year and that’s why they removed you?.
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Look at you so invested in a 17 year olds love life 😭 get a job.
Lamine Yamal takes her on vacation to some of the best places in the world, only for her to be unfaithful with the first random guy she meets. And on top of that, she had the nerve to say, "Stop it, you're going to ruin me." . Are women ever satisfied?? .
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Generational heel.
Dillon Danis the real winner for ruining it all.
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how does it even make sense to blame him if leverkusen win the league?.
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ngl what’s the point in keeping people like this alive?.
Breaking news: Joshua Jacques has been found guilty of Quadruple murder at the old bailey. Joshua Jacques, 29, took the lives of his girlfriend Samantha Drummonds, 27, her mother Tanysha Ofori-Akuffo, 45, her grandmother Dolet Hill, 64, and Ms Hill’s husband, chef Denton Burke,
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you need to be a very very evil person to be pro-israel man.
He tried to console her, and when he approached the body, he found it pieces collected!! He could not control himself, fallen down!!
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